Chapter 358 Prince Take Off Your Pants, Take Off Your Pants for Me
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Xing Guang Shi Yi
Chen Chen showed a wicked smile on his face, and controlled the space battleship to quietly slide into the sky of the villa.
At this moment, Stark and Pepper are preparing to do something unspeakably bad.
"Earthlings, don't move! You have been kidnapped." Chen Chen turned off the invisibility ability of the cosmic record, and a huge figure emerged. At the same time, hundreds of interstellar cannon barrels were aimed at Stark and Xiao Xiao. chili.
"Hell! Shit!" Stark and Pepper were kissing until they lost their emotions when they suddenly saw a ferocious battleship hundreds of meters tall appearing in the sky, with countless cannons aimed at him. They were so frightened that they lost their minds. He softened on the spot.
"Pepper, run! Shit! Jarvis, teleport my Iron Man suit!" Stark pushed Pepper away and shouted loudly.
Several red shadows immediately flew out of the villa, arming Stark into a red steel warrior. .
"Alien, you are looking for trouble, but you are obviously looking for the wrong person!" After putting on the Iron Man suit, Stark opened his mask, confidently raised his steel arm, and an energy bomb was ready to go. .
"Hey." Chen Chen saw that Stark was so confident and pressed a button.
An interstellar cannon on the battleship was loaded. The next moment, the blue energy cannon blasted through the tempered glass of the villa and hit Stark. It immediately melted all of Stark's suit, leaving only a thin T-SHIRT.
"Okay! You win!" Stark raised his hand, without hesitating for a second in the face of reality, he was timid.
"I am the prince of pantsless men from the great planet of pantsless men. My mission is to collect the pants of all civilizations in the universe and take off their pants! Hurry up, or I will open fire." Chen Chen used his voice changer to face Stark. shouted.
"What? Take off your pants?" Stark was dumbfounded. This was the first time he saw such a weird alien.
"Hurry up, or we'll fire!" Chen Chen burst into laughter, and controlled the interstellar gun barrel on the battleship to rotate and aim at Stark.
"Shit, what kind of alien is this? So perverted?" Stark gritted his teeth and looked at the cannon barrel thicker than his head, uncertain.
At first, he was frightened by the approaching battleship, but now that he thought about it, there were aliens from the universe who landed on the earth, and they landed right in front of him. They blasted away the steel suit with one shot, but did not cause him any harm. .
If he can blast away a steel suit with one cannon, it would be easy to turn him into gas. How could such an alien be so prank as to ask someone to take off their pants?
How high is the probability?
Stark shivered in the cold wind and gathered his courage: "Is this a prank?"
"A prank? You actually said that His Highness the Prince's great mission was a prank? Earthlings, you have angered me! Be reduced to ashes in the fire!" Along with the buzzing sound, the energy cannon gradually charged up, and the muzzle lit up dazzlingly. light.
"Wait!" Stark's soul came out.
Before he could finish his plea for mercy, the energy cannon was activated.
"Is the genius Stark, the man with the highest IQ in the world, going to die like this?" At the last moment, Iron Man did not forget to show his narcissism.
Haw!
The energy ball exploded, scorching Stark's body black and causing his hair to stand on end.
Green smoke curled up.
"Take pictures, take pictures." Chen Chen almost burst out laughing. He used the camera equipment on the battleship to take clear photos of the charred Stark from all directions. He wanted to take these photos and submit them to all the famous newspapers in the world.
"Hahaha, Billionaire Iron Man Tony Stark was showing off at home in broad daylight, and he was struck by lightning, hahaha!" Chen Chen turned off the voice changer and laughed.
When Stark heard Chen Chen's voice, his body trembled as if he was struck by lightning, and an expression of disbelief appeared on his black face.
"Chen Chen! It's really you, you bastard!" He was furious.
Chen Chen parked the battleship in the open space outside Stark's villa, then opened the hatch and walked out of the battleship with Howard the Duck.
"I'll fight you!" Stark blushed like a tomato and rushed towards Chen Chen.
"You'd better change your clothes first. If you pretend to be cool in broad daylight and get struck by lightning, Stark, you're going to be famous." Chen Chen laughed.
"Wait for me!" Stark wiped the black ash on his face. Finally, he couldn't lose face and ran back to the villa to change clothes.
When he changed his clothes and came out, he remembered something. He even forgot about the prank he had just received, and looked outside the villa with bright eyes.
"Where did you get the space battleship? It looks like high-end goods at first glance. It's not at the same level as the spaceship I built for you."
"This is the space battleship I used to rob an empire civilization in the universe, and I also robbed a few more." Iron Man didn't mention what happened just now, and Chen Chen was naturally happy. He briefly introduced the civilization in the galaxy, and what he was doing there. Experience in the galaxy.
"You're awesome!" Stark was dumbfounded.
This man went to the Milky Way, not only stole a planet and became its master, but also snatched a dozen battleships from the Kree, the largest civilization in the Galaxy, and brought them back. It was really awesome.
Fortunately, Chen Chen hasn't talked about his conflict with the Kree Empire yet, and he almost killed Ronan, the accuser, the second most powerful figure in the Kree Empire. He also traveled through five thousand timelines and severely tricked the overlord of the galaxy Thanos, leaving the two People are eager to eat their flesh and break their bones, causing big trouble for the earth.
Otherwise, I'm afraid Stark would have to destroy him on behalf of the earth.
"Can you give me a space battleship? Let me crack his technology? You don't know that in the more than three months since you left the earth, I have cracked the technology of the replica of the destruction armor you brought back from Asgard. ! We will be able to create a super steel suit soon! I have named him 'Suit Zero'."
As soon as Stark talked about technology, he immediately started talking endlessly,
"Okay, okay, we can talk about this later. This space battleship is yours." How could Chen Chen be in the mood to talk to Stark about these things? He was still waiting to see him whom he hadn't seen for three months. Where is my wife?
"And you have the nerve to talk about the spaceship you built? I was almost killed by you. That iron lump was completely scrapped after two interstellar jumps, leaving me paralyzed in the universe. I haven't even bothered you yet!" Chen Chen thought of his experience in the universe and hummed.
"The technology is immature, immature, you took my naked photo, we are even!" Stark touched his head in embarrassment.
"Master, who is this pumpkin head? He is so ugly and talks so much nonsense." Chen Chen and Stark kept chatting. Howard the Duck next to Chen Chen was a little dissatisfied and complained.
"Chen Chen, where did you find a clown wearing a duck coat?" Stark looked at Howard the Duck in surprise and asked.
At this moment, Stark and Pepper are preparing to do something unspeakably bad.
"Earthlings, don't move! You have been kidnapped." Chen Chen turned off the invisibility ability of the cosmic record, and a huge figure emerged. At the same time, hundreds of interstellar cannon barrels were aimed at Stark and Xiao Xiao. chili.
"Hell! Shit!" Stark and Pepper were kissing until they lost their emotions when they suddenly saw a ferocious battleship hundreds of meters tall appearing in the sky, with countless cannons aimed at him. They were so frightened that they lost their minds. He softened on the spot.
"Pepper, run! Shit! Jarvis, teleport my Iron Man suit!" Stark pushed Pepper away and shouted loudly.
Several red shadows immediately flew out of the villa, arming Stark into a red steel warrior. .
"Alien, you are looking for trouble, but you are obviously looking for the wrong person!" After putting on the Iron Man suit, Stark opened his mask, confidently raised his steel arm, and an energy bomb was ready to go. .
"Hey." Chen Chen saw that Stark was so confident and pressed a button.
An interstellar cannon on the battleship was loaded. The next moment, the blue energy cannon blasted through the tempered glass of the villa and hit Stark. It immediately melted all of Stark's suit, leaving only a thin T-SHIRT.
"Okay! You win!" Stark raised his hand, without hesitating for a second in the face of reality, he was timid.
"I am the prince of pantsless men from the great planet of pantsless men. My mission is to collect the pants of all civilizations in the universe and take off their pants! Hurry up, or I will open fire." Chen Chen used his voice changer to face Stark. shouted.
"What? Take off your pants?" Stark was dumbfounded. This was the first time he saw such a weird alien.
"Hurry up, or we'll fire!" Chen Chen burst into laughter, and controlled the interstellar gun barrel on the battleship to rotate and aim at Stark.
"Shit, what kind of alien is this? So perverted?" Stark gritted his teeth and looked at the cannon barrel thicker than his head, uncertain.
At first, he was frightened by the approaching battleship, but now that he thought about it, there were aliens from the universe who landed on the earth, and they landed right in front of him. They blasted away the steel suit with one shot, but did not cause him any harm. .
If he can blast away a steel suit with one cannon, it would be easy to turn him into gas. How could such an alien be so prank as to ask someone to take off their pants?
How high is the probability?
Stark shivered in the cold wind and gathered his courage: "Is this a prank?"
"A prank? You actually said that His Highness the Prince's great mission was a prank? Earthlings, you have angered me! Be reduced to ashes in the fire!" Along with the buzzing sound, the energy cannon gradually charged up, and the muzzle lit up dazzlingly. light.
"Wait!" Stark's soul came out.
Before he could finish his plea for mercy, the energy cannon was activated.
"Is the genius Stark, the man with the highest IQ in the world, going to die like this?" At the last moment, Iron Man did not forget to show his narcissism.
Haw!
The energy ball exploded, scorching Stark's body black and causing his hair to stand on end.
Green smoke curled up.
"Take pictures, take pictures." Chen Chen almost burst out laughing. He used the camera equipment on the battleship to take clear photos of the charred Stark from all directions. He wanted to take these photos and submit them to all the famous newspapers in the world.
"Hahaha, Billionaire Iron Man Tony Stark was showing off at home in broad daylight, and he was struck by lightning, hahaha!" Chen Chen turned off the voice changer and laughed.
When Stark heard Chen Chen's voice, his body trembled as if he was struck by lightning, and an expression of disbelief appeared on his black face.
"Chen Chen! It's really you, you bastard!" He was furious.
Chen Chen parked the battleship in the open space outside Stark's villa, then opened the hatch and walked out of the battleship with Howard the Duck.
"I'll fight you!" Stark blushed like a tomato and rushed towards Chen Chen.
"You'd better change your clothes first. If you pretend to be cool in broad daylight and get struck by lightning, Stark, you're going to be famous." Chen Chen laughed.
"Wait for me!" Stark wiped the black ash on his face. Finally, he couldn't lose face and ran back to the villa to change clothes.
When he changed his clothes and came out, he remembered something. He even forgot about the prank he had just received, and looked outside the villa with bright eyes.
"Where did you get the space battleship? It looks like high-end goods at first glance. It's not at the same level as the spaceship I built for you."
"This is the space battleship I used to rob an empire civilization in the universe, and I also robbed a few more." Iron Man didn't mention what happened just now, and Chen Chen was naturally happy. He briefly introduced the civilization in the galaxy, and what he was doing there. Experience in the galaxy.
"You're awesome!" Stark was dumbfounded.
This man went to the Milky Way, not only stole a planet and became its master, but also snatched a dozen battleships from the Kree, the largest civilization in the Galaxy, and brought them back. It was really awesome.
Fortunately, Chen Chen hasn't talked about his conflict with the Kree Empire yet, and he almost killed Ronan, the accuser, the second most powerful figure in the Kree Empire. He also traveled through five thousand timelines and severely tricked the overlord of the galaxy Thanos, leaving the two People are eager to eat their flesh and break their bones, causing big trouble for the earth.
Otherwise, I'm afraid Stark would have to destroy him on behalf of the earth.
"Can you give me a space battleship? Let me crack his technology? You don't know that in the more than three months since you left the earth, I have cracked the technology of the replica of the destruction armor you brought back from Asgard. ! We will be able to create a super steel suit soon! I have named him 'Suit Zero'."
As soon as Stark talked about technology, he immediately started talking endlessly,
"Okay, okay, we can talk about this later. This space battleship is yours." How could Chen Chen be in the mood to talk to Stark about these things? He was still waiting to see him whom he hadn't seen for three months. Where is my wife?
"And you have the nerve to talk about the spaceship you built? I was almost killed by you. That iron lump was completely scrapped after two interstellar jumps, leaving me paralyzed in the universe. I haven't even bothered you yet!" Chen Chen thought of his experience in the universe and hummed.
"The technology is immature, immature, you took my naked photo, we are even!" Stark touched his head in embarrassment.
"Master, who is this pumpkin head? He is so ugly and talks so much nonsense." Chen Chen and Stark kept chatting. Howard the Duck next to Chen Chen was a little dissatisfied and complained.
"Chen Chen, where did you find a clown wearing a duck coat?" Stark looked at Howard the Duck in surprise and asked.
