Chapter 259 Xiao Wu’s curiosity
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Ru Shu Xun Meng
Lanba College, in the dean's office.
Liu Erlong was sitting lazily in front of his desk, leaning on the table with his right elbow and supporting his chin with his palm, his eyes blurred.
"It's so boring. My husband has been away from Lanba Academy for almost four or five days, and I don't know when he will come back. Now I feel more and more unable to live without him.
I really want my husband to come back soon. I want to fight him for fifty rounds. No, I want to fight for a hundred rounds. Well... preferably three hundred rounds! "
Since today was Saturday, there were no classes at school and no other official duties, so she couldn't do anything else to kill her time.
This made her feel bored, so missing Wang Jingyu became the only thing she could do.
Dugu Yan, who was cleaning the table nearby, glanced at her speechlessly, his eyes full of weirdness.
"Dean, didn't you find it annoying to be together every day before? Now the master has only been away for a few days, and you look like you're lovesick.
Is it so exaggerated?Although I also like the master, there is no need to be so exaggerated, right? "
Regarding Dugu Yan's doubts, Liu Erlong rolled his eyes dissatisfied.
"Little girl, what do you know, you have never felt the happiness that your husband brings to you.
If you have experienced it, you will definitely be more promiscuous than me in a short time. If you don’t believe it, you will know it in the future. "
"I don't believe it. I'm not that kind of slutty woman at all. I would never behave like you."
Of course Dugu Yan would not think that she would become as promiscuous a woman as Liu Erlong in the future.
"You damn girl, why don't you just give me a hard word? You are still young now, so naturally you don't know how high the sky is.
When it's your birthday, I will definitely ask my husband to marry you. If you don't become promiscuous by then, I will take your surname as Dugu! "
Of course Liu Erlong was quite unhappy with Dugu Yan's doubts.
Where did this girl get the courage to say that she would never be a prostitute in the future?
Just as the two of them were arguing, Xiao Wu ran into the dean's office with her copy of "The Goddess Diary".
"Erlong's mother, sister Yan'er, updated, brother's diary has been updated."
After hearing Xiao Wu's words, Liu Erlong and Dugu Yan took out the "Copy of the Goddess Diary" from the storage space at the same time and read it with interest.
"Here, sister Xue'er actually drugged her husband?" Liu Erlong immediately screamed strangely, startling both Dugu Yan and Xiao Wu.
"What's wrong, Erlong's mother, can you stop being so startled? It's just to scare people?"
Xiao Wu complained speechlessly and touched her little heart with her hand.
Rabbits are originally very timid creatures. Even a 10-year-old soft-boned charm rabbit cannot change its timid nature.
"That's right, Dean Liu, luckily it's not night now, otherwise, I don't know how many students would be scared to death by you."
Dugu Yan also echoed quite speechlessly.
After being eliminated by both of them, Liu Erlong restrained himself a little and touched his Yao nose embarrassedly.
"Sorry, the news was so exciting that I couldn't hold it back."
At this time, Xiao Wu came over curiously and looked at Liu Erlong with innocent eyes.
"Erlong's mother, you said that sister named Xue'er drugged my brother? What kind of drug did she drug him? Couldn't she have poisoned him?
It's over, it's over, what if my brother is poisoned?How could this woman be so bad? "
Xiao Wu immediately thought that the drug was poisoned, and was panicked on the spot, fearing that Wang Jingyu would be killed if he was poisoned.
Regarding Xiao Wu's worries, Dugu Yan shook his head indifferently.
"Poisoned? If the master is just poisoned, there is no big problem at all. The master is comparable to a master or even a grandmaster in detoxification.
Basically, there is no poison that can defeat the master. Don't forget, my grandfather and I agreed to come to Lanba Academy because the master was kind to us in detoxifying us. "
"So my brother is also so good at detoxifying?"
Xiao Wu couldn't help but show an expression of relief. Since her brother wouldn't be poisoned so easily, it would be fine.
"Then what kind of medicine did sister Xue'er give to my brother? It seems to be quite powerful, and it can actually make him fall victim to it?"
Xiao Wu looked at Liu Erlong with a curious expression on her face, trying to find out from her what kind of medicine her brother was successfully infected with.
Liu Erlong had a headache and rubbed his temples with his hands. This girl was only six years old. She must not be allowed to know about that kind of medicine.
Otherwise, with this girl's character of not being afraid of death and liking to commit suicide, I'm afraid if this girl knew about it, she would sooner or later try to imitate her.
If that were the case, Wang Jingyu would have to be completely unlocked and turned into a crazed beast. No, absolutely not.
Liu Erlong angrily flicked Xiao Wu's forehead with his finger.
"You little girl, what do you have to ask? Is this something you should ask? Do you believe that your mother will spank you?"
"Erlong's mother, don't be so stingy... Really, Erlong's mother, do you not love Xiaowu anymore?"
Xiao Wu covered her brows with a pitiful expression. Erlong's mother rarely scolded her like this before.
"Come on, you shouldn't know about this. You just can't know. When you grow up, your mother will tell you."
Liu Erlong had a pretty face, but he didn't tell Xiao Wu what kind of medicine he had administered.
Seeing Liu Erlong's behavior, Dugu Yan on the side had vaguely guessed what the medicine was based on the contents of the diary.
Even she admired Qian Renxue for actually drugging his master. Wasn't this the old man who had taken arsenic and didn't want to live anymore?
Dean Liu Erlong was often killed by his master to the point of abandoning his armor, and there was no possibility of taking the initiative.
For such a terrifying existence, there are still people who dare to drug the master. It's really a shame.
Seeing Dugu Yan's understanding, Xiao Wu was unhappy. Why didn't she know what kind of medicine it was?
snort!She directly entangled Dugu Yan and asked him in a sweet tone.
"Sister Yan'er, do you know what medicine sister Xue'er gave to my brother? Just tell Xiao Wu?
As long as you tell Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu can give you ten carrots. Carrots are delicious and are the most delicious snacks in the world. "
Seeing Xiao Wu actually trying to bribe her with carrots, Dugu Yan was dumbfounded. What normal human being would like to eat carrots as snacks every day?
At least Dugu Yan felt that she would not do such a stupid thing.
She looked at Liu Erlong's serious expression again, raised her hand and stroked Xiao Wu's head.
"Little girl, Dean Liu won't let me talk. I can't help you. When you grow up, you will know. You are not suitable to know those things now."
Being rejected again, Xiao Wu angrily let go of Dugu Yan and snorted coldly.
"If you don't tell me, don't tell me. Sister Xiaowu still doesn't believe it. If you don't tell me, I won't be able to find out! Humph!"
Liu Erlong was sitting lazily in front of his desk, leaning on the table with his right elbow and supporting his chin with his palm, his eyes blurred.
"It's so boring. My husband has been away from Lanba Academy for almost four or five days, and I don't know when he will come back. Now I feel more and more unable to live without him.
I really want my husband to come back soon. I want to fight him for fifty rounds. No, I want to fight for a hundred rounds. Well... preferably three hundred rounds! "
Since today was Saturday, there were no classes at school and no other official duties, so she couldn't do anything else to kill her time.
This made her feel bored, so missing Wang Jingyu became the only thing she could do.
Dugu Yan, who was cleaning the table nearby, glanced at her speechlessly, his eyes full of weirdness.
"Dean, didn't you find it annoying to be together every day before? Now the master has only been away for a few days, and you look like you're lovesick.
Is it so exaggerated?Although I also like the master, there is no need to be so exaggerated, right? "
Regarding Dugu Yan's doubts, Liu Erlong rolled his eyes dissatisfied.
"Little girl, what do you know, you have never felt the happiness that your husband brings to you.
If you have experienced it, you will definitely be more promiscuous than me in a short time. If you don’t believe it, you will know it in the future. "
"I don't believe it. I'm not that kind of slutty woman at all. I would never behave like you."
Of course Dugu Yan would not think that she would become as promiscuous a woman as Liu Erlong in the future.
"You damn girl, why don't you just give me a hard word? You are still young now, so naturally you don't know how high the sky is.
When it's your birthday, I will definitely ask my husband to marry you. If you don't become promiscuous by then, I will take your surname as Dugu! "
Of course Liu Erlong was quite unhappy with Dugu Yan's doubts.
Where did this girl get the courage to say that she would never be a prostitute in the future?
Just as the two of them were arguing, Xiao Wu ran into the dean's office with her copy of "The Goddess Diary".
"Erlong's mother, sister Yan'er, updated, brother's diary has been updated."
After hearing Xiao Wu's words, Liu Erlong and Dugu Yan took out the "Copy of the Goddess Diary" from the storage space at the same time and read it with interest.
"Here, sister Xue'er actually drugged her husband?" Liu Erlong immediately screamed strangely, startling both Dugu Yan and Xiao Wu.
"What's wrong, Erlong's mother, can you stop being so startled? It's just to scare people?"
Xiao Wu complained speechlessly and touched her little heart with her hand.
Rabbits are originally very timid creatures. Even a 10-year-old soft-boned charm rabbit cannot change its timid nature.
"That's right, Dean Liu, luckily it's not night now, otherwise, I don't know how many students would be scared to death by you."
Dugu Yan also echoed quite speechlessly.
After being eliminated by both of them, Liu Erlong restrained himself a little and touched his Yao nose embarrassedly.
"Sorry, the news was so exciting that I couldn't hold it back."
At this time, Xiao Wu came over curiously and looked at Liu Erlong with innocent eyes.
"Erlong's mother, you said that sister named Xue'er drugged my brother? What kind of drug did she drug him? Couldn't she have poisoned him?
It's over, it's over, what if my brother is poisoned?How could this woman be so bad? "
Xiao Wu immediately thought that the drug was poisoned, and was panicked on the spot, fearing that Wang Jingyu would be killed if he was poisoned.
Regarding Xiao Wu's worries, Dugu Yan shook his head indifferently.
"Poisoned? If the master is just poisoned, there is no big problem at all. The master is comparable to a master or even a grandmaster in detoxification.
Basically, there is no poison that can defeat the master. Don't forget, my grandfather and I agreed to come to Lanba Academy because the master was kind to us in detoxifying us. "
"So my brother is also so good at detoxifying?"
Xiao Wu couldn't help but show an expression of relief. Since her brother wouldn't be poisoned so easily, it would be fine.
"Then what kind of medicine did sister Xue'er give to my brother? It seems to be quite powerful, and it can actually make him fall victim to it?"
Xiao Wu looked at Liu Erlong with a curious expression on her face, trying to find out from her what kind of medicine her brother was successfully infected with.
Liu Erlong had a headache and rubbed his temples with his hands. This girl was only six years old. She must not be allowed to know about that kind of medicine.
Otherwise, with this girl's character of not being afraid of death and liking to commit suicide, I'm afraid if this girl knew about it, she would sooner or later try to imitate her.
If that were the case, Wang Jingyu would have to be completely unlocked and turned into a crazed beast. No, absolutely not.
Liu Erlong angrily flicked Xiao Wu's forehead with his finger.
"You little girl, what do you have to ask? Is this something you should ask? Do you believe that your mother will spank you?"
"Erlong's mother, don't be so stingy... Really, Erlong's mother, do you not love Xiaowu anymore?"
Xiao Wu covered her brows with a pitiful expression. Erlong's mother rarely scolded her like this before.
"Come on, you shouldn't know about this. You just can't know. When you grow up, your mother will tell you."
Liu Erlong had a pretty face, but he didn't tell Xiao Wu what kind of medicine he had administered.
Seeing Liu Erlong's behavior, Dugu Yan on the side had vaguely guessed what the medicine was based on the contents of the diary.
Even she admired Qian Renxue for actually drugging his master. Wasn't this the old man who had taken arsenic and didn't want to live anymore?
Dean Liu Erlong was often killed by his master to the point of abandoning his armor, and there was no possibility of taking the initiative.
For such a terrifying existence, there are still people who dare to drug the master. It's really a shame.
Seeing Dugu Yan's understanding, Xiao Wu was unhappy. Why didn't she know what kind of medicine it was?
snort!She directly entangled Dugu Yan and asked him in a sweet tone.
"Sister Yan'er, do you know what medicine sister Xue'er gave to my brother? Just tell Xiao Wu?
As long as you tell Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu can give you ten carrots. Carrots are delicious and are the most delicious snacks in the world. "
Seeing Xiao Wu actually trying to bribe her with carrots, Dugu Yan was dumbfounded. What normal human being would like to eat carrots as snacks every day?
At least Dugu Yan felt that she would not do such a stupid thing.
She looked at Liu Erlong's serious expression again, raised her hand and stroked Xiao Wu's head.
"Little girl, Dean Liu won't let me talk. I can't help you. When you grow up, you will know. You are not suitable to know those things now."
Being rejected again, Xiao Wu angrily let go of Dugu Yan and snorted coldly.
"If you don't tell me, don't tell me. Sister Xiaowu still doesn't believe it. If you don't tell me, I won't be able to find out! Humph!"
