Chapter 85
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Qin Lve Ru Huo
Xiaozhi's aura instantly weakened.
In fact, looking at all his adventures, the only one who can hate him so ruthlessly is Xiaoxia, who is a bit unruly and capricious, and is known as the most beautiful girl in the universe.
"Damn it, how dare you underestimate me!" Xiaozhi was naturally dissatisfied with this, and said loudly, "Okay, then tomorrow I will show you how I got the crimson badge with my own strength!"
"Really?" Seeing that Xiaozhi was so easy to take the bait, Xiaoxia laughed and said, "Since we are so confident, let's wait and see!"
In the middle of the night, Xia You returned to the room, but couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.
On the other two beds, Xiaozhi and Xiaogang slept soundly, snoring one after another, and the beating was deafening, like a hacksaw cutting wood in Xia You's ears non-stop!
He tossed and turned, thought about it, took out his mobile phone, logged into the communication software, and clicked on the message that he hadn't typed and read.
Pink Dream: Brother Xia You, is everything going well?
Even though it was just such a brief sentence with the slightest change of address and calm tone, Xia You had been with her for a few months and was already familiar with her temperament, so she naturally knew that she obviously didn't let go of that matter.
Looking at her profile picture, Xia You seemed to be able to recall the pitiful appearance of this seemingly strong girl crying pear blossoms with rain when she refused.
And every time he thought of it, it seemed like a cold knife had pierced his heart deeply.
With a slight sigh, Xia You's fingers moved slightly.
It's all bubbles: It's okay, not only has a few Pokémon been tamed, but Lalulas has also evolved into Kirulian.
Perhaps because she felt her tone was too blunt, Xia You continued typing.
It's all bubbles: Sorry for not taking the initiative to contact you for so long, how are you doing recently?
After the confidence was sent, Xia You looked at the dialog box in a daze.
The headshots of the two of them are actually taken from the same photo, but the difference from the girl is that the main body of Xia You's headshot is himself. In front of the camera, there is a slight smile on his handsome face, and on the side, there is A pair of white and tender arms wrapped around his arms tightly.
Originally thought that it was so late, the other party had already rested, and Xia You was about to turn off the phone, but only a few seconds later, the girl replied to the message.
After adjusting her lying position, Xia You clicked on the message.
Pink Dream: It's still the same as before, my mother still makes me practice with the one-horned rhino every day, crying JPG, it's really hard.
Although he didn't say anything, Xia You still seemed to be able to feel the girl's excitement from the lines.
But for a while, he didn't know how to reply to her, so he could only change the subject and talk to the girl about some daily happenings. It wasn't until ten minutes later that he felt sleepy that he ended the conversation on his own initiative.
……
When the sun was shining, Xia You and the others came out of the Pokémon Center and finally got a real taste of this bustling town famous for its hot springs.
Tourists from the mainland are everywhere, and there are people lingering and waiting in front of almost every store on the street.
Most of the products sold are traditional yukata, hot spring eggs and other items related to hot springs.
According to the navigation on the mobile phone, they came to the street where the Red Lotus Gym is located, but when they got closer, they realized that the location of the Gym should have turned into a hot spring hotel!
"Huh?" Xiaoxia asked strangely, "Hot spring hotel? Has the gymnasium moved?"
Hearing the sound, an old man dressed in red, with a long beard under his nose, wearing sunglasses, and dressed as a Beatle, walked out of the hotel and came in front of them.
Seeing Xia You and the others, without waiting for them to speak, the old man asked directly: "The head is cold, but the body is warm, what is this?"
"Ah? Is this a riddle?" Xiao Zhi was taken aback for a moment, and then cooperated very much, "The answer to the riddle should refer to people who stick their heads into the ice and snow, wrap their bodies around electric blankets, and take a nap."
The strange brain circuit made the old man frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what kind of answer is that! Don't answer randomly if you don't understand!"
Xiaoxia looked away from behind the old man, and said to herself: "I think, what you are talking about is the open-air hot spring."
Seeing that someone had guessed the answer to the riddle, the old man nodded happily.
"That's right, that's right, she's really a clever little girl! Then please listen to the next riddle, which is cake, eggs and rice, among which, what does the puppy like to eat the most?"
Xiao Gang thought for a moment, and felt that since it was a riddle, the answer couldn't be so simple, so he tentatively asked, "Is it rice?"
"No!" Xiaoxia shook her head, "I guess it should be cake!"
"Please." Xiaozhi spread his hands, "Xiaoxia, you are the only one who loves cakes. Too sweet things are easy to gain weight. How can a puppy be the same as you!"
Ignoring Xiaozhi who was being beaten violently, Xia You had already guessed the identity of the old man at this moment, and he said with a smile, "I think the answer to the riddle should be eggs."
"Oh?" The old man looked at him and asked with a smile, "Why do you say that?"
"Because people often say, there are bones in the egg!"
"Hahahaha! That's right!" The old man laughed and said with some complacency, "How is it? The old man's riddles are very interesting, right?"
Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaogang all sighed helplessly. To be honest, they really didn't understand the joke.
Only Xia You suddenly became interested: "It's not rude to come and not to go, since that's the case, why don't you let me tell a riddle too."
"This is really strange!" The old man's eyes lit up, "I have always been the only one who takes the test for others, and no one has ever taken the test for the old man, so you can come here!"
Clearing her throat, Xia You asked, "Excuse me, if two people fall into the trap at the same time, the dead one is called the dead one, and what is the living one called?"
"…what is it call?"
Although the old man and Xiaoxia guessed many answers, they were all rejected by Xia You in the end.
In the end, it was Xiaoxia who shook her head and asked curiously, "What is the answer to the mystery?"
"Of course it's for help!" After finishing speaking, Xia You laughed to himself, just smiled, seeing that the four of them were speechless, he stopped in embarrassment.
"Eh?" He couldn't believe it, "Don't you guys understand the joke?"
Humor?
Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia, and Xiaogang all looked puzzled, wondering what the difference was between this and the old man's riddle just now?
Is it really that funny?
The old man also said: "Boy, I thought my riddles were boring enough, but I didn't expect your jokes to be even more boring than this old man."
"No...boring!??"
Xia You almost suffered a critical blow of [-] points, he said unwillingly: "Okay! Then I'll make another one! Listen carefully, may I ask, is there something that people know to be fake, but people are still willing to spend money to buy it? "
Before everyone could guess the answer, Xia You pointed at the old man's hair and laughed loudly: "Of course it's a wig! Hahaha..."
Xiaoxia:…
Chi:…
Xiaogang: …
"Ah!" The old man sighed, walked up to him, and patted Xia You on the shoulder.
"Young man, I admire your cold humor very much. On the road of riddles, from now on, I am willing to regard you as my biggest competitor!"
"Ah!?" Xia You was astonished, then slapped his hand away, and said angrily, "Fuck his biggest competitor!! When did I ever say that I would compete with you in cold humor! ?”
In fact, looking at all his adventures, the only one who can hate him so ruthlessly is Xiaoxia, who is a bit unruly and capricious, and is known as the most beautiful girl in the universe.
"Damn it, how dare you underestimate me!" Xiaozhi was naturally dissatisfied with this, and said loudly, "Okay, then tomorrow I will show you how I got the crimson badge with my own strength!"
"Really?" Seeing that Xiaozhi was so easy to take the bait, Xiaoxia laughed and said, "Since we are so confident, let's wait and see!"
In the middle of the night, Xia You returned to the room, but couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning.
On the other two beds, Xiaozhi and Xiaogang slept soundly, snoring one after another, and the beating was deafening, like a hacksaw cutting wood in Xia You's ears non-stop!
He tossed and turned, thought about it, took out his mobile phone, logged into the communication software, and clicked on the message that he hadn't typed and read.
Pink Dream: Brother Xia You, is everything going well?
Even though it was just such a brief sentence with the slightest change of address and calm tone, Xia You had been with her for a few months and was already familiar with her temperament, so she naturally knew that she obviously didn't let go of that matter.
Looking at her profile picture, Xia You seemed to be able to recall the pitiful appearance of this seemingly strong girl crying pear blossoms with rain when she refused.
And every time he thought of it, it seemed like a cold knife had pierced his heart deeply.
With a slight sigh, Xia You's fingers moved slightly.
It's all bubbles: It's okay, not only has a few Pokémon been tamed, but Lalulas has also evolved into Kirulian.
Perhaps because she felt her tone was too blunt, Xia You continued typing.
It's all bubbles: Sorry for not taking the initiative to contact you for so long, how are you doing recently?
After the confidence was sent, Xia You looked at the dialog box in a daze.
The headshots of the two of them are actually taken from the same photo, but the difference from the girl is that the main body of Xia You's headshot is himself. In front of the camera, there is a slight smile on his handsome face, and on the side, there is A pair of white and tender arms wrapped around his arms tightly.
Originally thought that it was so late, the other party had already rested, and Xia You was about to turn off the phone, but only a few seconds later, the girl replied to the message.
After adjusting her lying position, Xia You clicked on the message.
Pink Dream: It's still the same as before, my mother still makes me practice with the one-horned rhino every day, crying JPG, it's really hard.
Although he didn't say anything, Xia You still seemed to be able to feel the girl's excitement from the lines.
But for a while, he didn't know how to reply to her, so he could only change the subject and talk to the girl about some daily happenings. It wasn't until ten minutes later that he felt sleepy that he ended the conversation on his own initiative.
……
When the sun was shining, Xia You and the others came out of the Pokémon Center and finally got a real taste of this bustling town famous for its hot springs.
Tourists from the mainland are everywhere, and there are people lingering and waiting in front of almost every store on the street.
Most of the products sold are traditional yukata, hot spring eggs and other items related to hot springs.
According to the navigation on the mobile phone, they came to the street where the Red Lotus Gym is located, but when they got closer, they realized that the location of the Gym should have turned into a hot spring hotel!
"Huh?" Xiaoxia asked strangely, "Hot spring hotel? Has the gymnasium moved?"
Hearing the sound, an old man dressed in red, with a long beard under his nose, wearing sunglasses, and dressed as a Beatle, walked out of the hotel and came in front of them.
Seeing Xia You and the others, without waiting for them to speak, the old man asked directly: "The head is cold, but the body is warm, what is this?"
"Ah? Is this a riddle?" Xiao Zhi was taken aback for a moment, and then cooperated very much, "The answer to the riddle should refer to people who stick their heads into the ice and snow, wrap their bodies around electric blankets, and take a nap."
The strange brain circuit made the old man frowned, and said dissatisfiedly: "Hey, what kind of answer is that! Don't answer randomly if you don't understand!"
Xiaoxia looked away from behind the old man, and said to herself: "I think, what you are talking about is the open-air hot spring."
Seeing that someone had guessed the answer to the riddle, the old man nodded happily.
"That's right, that's right, she's really a clever little girl! Then please listen to the next riddle, which is cake, eggs and rice, among which, what does the puppy like to eat the most?"
Xiao Gang thought for a moment, and felt that since it was a riddle, the answer couldn't be so simple, so he tentatively asked, "Is it rice?"
"No!" Xiaoxia shook her head, "I guess it should be cake!"
"Please." Xiaozhi spread his hands, "Xiaoxia, you are the only one who loves cakes. Too sweet things are easy to gain weight. How can a puppy be the same as you!"
Ignoring Xiaozhi who was being beaten violently, Xia You had already guessed the identity of the old man at this moment, and he said with a smile, "I think the answer to the riddle should be eggs."
"Oh?" The old man looked at him and asked with a smile, "Why do you say that?"
"Because people often say, there are bones in the egg!"
"Hahahaha! That's right!" The old man laughed and said with some complacency, "How is it? The old man's riddles are very interesting, right?"
Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia and Xiaogang all sighed helplessly. To be honest, they really didn't understand the joke.
Only Xia You suddenly became interested: "It's not rude to come and not to go, since that's the case, why don't you let me tell a riddle too."
"This is really strange!" The old man's eyes lit up, "I have always been the only one who takes the test for others, and no one has ever taken the test for the old man, so you can come here!"
Clearing her throat, Xia You asked, "Excuse me, if two people fall into the trap at the same time, the dead one is called the dead one, and what is the living one called?"
"…what is it call?"
Although the old man and Xiaoxia guessed many answers, they were all rejected by Xia You in the end.
In the end, it was Xiaoxia who shook her head and asked curiously, "What is the answer to the mystery?"
"Of course it's for help!" After finishing speaking, Xia You laughed to himself, just smiled, seeing that the four of them were speechless, he stopped in embarrassment.
"Eh?" He couldn't believe it, "Don't you guys understand the joke?"
Humor?
Xiaozhi, Xiaoxia, and Xiaogang all looked puzzled, wondering what the difference was between this and the old man's riddle just now?
Is it really that funny?
The old man also said: "Boy, I thought my riddles were boring enough, but I didn't expect your jokes to be even more boring than this old man."
"No...boring!??"
Xia You almost suffered a critical blow of [-] points, he said unwillingly: "Okay! Then I'll make another one! Listen carefully, may I ask, is there something that people know to be fake, but people are still willing to spend money to buy it? "
Before everyone could guess the answer, Xia You pointed at the old man's hair and laughed loudly: "Of course it's a wig! Hahaha..."
Xiaoxia:…
Chi:…
Xiaogang: …
"Ah!" The old man sighed, walked up to him, and patted Xia You on the shoulder.
"Young man, I admire your cold humor very much. On the road of riddles, from now on, I am willing to regard you as my biggest competitor!"
"Ah!?" Xia You was astonished, then slapped his hand away, and said angrily, "Fuck his biggest competitor!! When did I ever say that I would compete with you in cold humor! ?”
