Chapter 1038 Snape's Disgusting Method
Chapter 1038: Snape's Disgusting Methods
Vincent and Hermione returned to the castle in the afternoon, mainly because the Waynes were too enthusiastic and insisted that they have lunch before leaving.
Therefore, the two people who were absent from the Potions class were called to Snape's office.
“Wow, isn’t this the model student of our school?”
Snape looked at the two people coldly as they walked into the office. "There are still two of you. Let me think carefully about why you are here."
"Professor, we're skipping class." Vincent walked to the workbench. "Tell me, today we're going to separate toad bile without instruments or teach Flobberworms to stand?"
Just as Hermione expected, Snape shook with anger.
He flicked his wand and pointed it at the rows of shabby cabinets along the wall. "You guessed wrong, Wayne. I want you to clean up all the materials on them and put them back in order."
Vincent turned and looked at the bottles, jars and various strange-looking materials in the cabinet.
I haven't been here for several months, and there are many new varieties.
It will probably take me the whole night to clean up and reclassify this amount of stuff.
He looked at Snape, who had a gloomy face, and then at Hermione, who was standing obediently.
Want to punish him? No way!
Vincent smiled harmlessly, "No problem, Professor."
He walked up to Hermione, took her little hand, and slowly walked past Snape.
Showing affection is not scary, what is scary is doing it in front of the sultry old bat professor.
Snape's body trembled several times again, and his resentful eyes focused on the two people's holding hands.
"Wayne——" a devilish whisper sounded.
Vincent, who was sitting in front of the old cabinet, looked back with a pair of big eyes. "What's wrong? Professor, do you have any other instructions?"
Snape floated over like a ghost and stared straight into his big, unblinking blue eyes.
"It seems that the troll gene has spread across species at Hogwarts—
Wayne, do you need me to provide you with the Siamese twin potion? I promise that you and Granger will never be separated even in death. "
"Okay." Vincent pulled Hermione's little hand and shook it vigorously in front of his eyes, then raised his other hand so that he could see the pair of big eyes clearly.
"But professor, I think you need to brew a blindness potion first, otherwise I'm afraid you won't be able to resist digging out your own eyes."
Snape's lips trembled, and his facial features were twisted in rage. "Now! Separate them immediately!"
Hermione tried hard to pull her hand back, but Vincent held it tighter and even intertwined their fingers.
Snape's face turned pale and he stepped forward and forcefully separated the two men.
Vincent was pulled hard several times and suddenly his hands were loosened, then he fell straight to the floor with a thud.
Hermione understood that he was trying to scam her.
Although the acting was particularly poor, according to Article 17 of the Hogwarts Staff Rules, all school staff are not allowed to harm students in any form, and Article 42 requires that if a student is found injured, he must be sent to the school hospital immediately.
"Professor, I'm hurt."
Snape was so angry that he was shaking all over. "Get up! Wayne! Get up right now!"
Vincent shook his head in pretended fear, "Professor, I don't dare. I'm afraid you will punish me."
Hermione twitched her lips and pulled Snape up before he could lose his temper. "Professor, Vincent's injuries are too serious. He needs to be sent to the school hospital immediately."
Seriously injured? Need to be sent to the school hospital immediately?
Snape stopped trembling and glared at the two of them fiercely.
Huh - these two model students are so bold that they dared to scam him in order to escape punishment!
He grinned, "No need to go to the school hospital, Wayne, come here, let me see where you are injured."
Got caught? No problem, there are plenty of tricks up our sleeves.
Vincent quickly took out a newly revised copy of the Hogwarts Staff Rules from Flamel's Ring and read aloud Articles 17 and 42.
There was nothing Snape could do but watch as Hermione supported him out of the office.
There would be no good result if we continued to argue. After all, this little bastard was the school's top trustee and could initiate an internal investigation at any time like he did last school year.
But just let it go like this? Impossible!
For several days in a row, Snape would inexplicably appear behind Vincent.
This feeling of having a thorn in the back is extremely uncomfortable. If it were any other student, they would have gone crazy long ago.
Just as Vincent was beginning to adapt, Snape changed to a disgusting new method.
There was a missing person notice on the bulletin board on Valentine's Day, so why not put up another wanted poster?
Hogwarts Missing Person Wanted: A Model Student Who May Have Troll Genes
——Given that he is likely to carry a variety of deadly and transmissible viruses, it is recommended that all teachers and students wear dragon skin masks——
Face: Average appearance, can scare children to tears.
Size: As big as a troll, and suspected to be able to smash the outer wall of the castle with one punch.
Features: Extremely strong, able to snatch magic wands with bare hands, and once defeated 58 challengers in a row in one day.
Rewards and punishments
Whistleblower: Received "Anti-Giant Gloves"
Captor: Slytherin students get 100 points (Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff students get 50 points, Gryffindor students get one free detention)
Target: Responsible for cleaning all toilets in the school and copying the Hogwarts School Rules 100 times
(Additional clause: If you bring the target to the Potions Office, you will be exempted from summer homework)
Anyone who sees this wanted poster will know that it was written by Snape, and there is no need to guess who the wanted person is, it can only be Vincent.
Starting from that afternoon, the feeling of being uneasy disappeared completely, and was replaced by the strange looks from the students.
The virus is fictitious, the physical features are exaggerated, and the rewards and punishments are bullshit.
Besides, what would it matter if Vincent was arrested? Snape's wanted poster did not name him, and no one could do anything to him if he didn't admit it.
Room of Requirement, secret base.
Hermione, who was resting her head on Vincent's legs, put down the book in her hand and looked him in the eye meaningfully. "This is a perfect way to circumvent the Hogwarts Staff Rules. Professor Snape's trick seems a bit familiar."
Vincent shrugged nonchalantly, "It will be fine after a while. Let's figure out where the second event of the Triwizard Tournament will be."
There is less than a week left until February 2th, and the Death Eater hiding in the campus should be about to take action.
Hermione turned over and changed to a more comfortable position and continued to rest her head on his thighs. "The Ministry of Magic doesn't dare to make preparations in advance now. Maybe they won't set up the venue until the morning of the day."
Quietly waiting is not Vincent's style. As for the new map, some areas of the Forbidden Forest and the Black Lake have not been drawn yet, and there is no time left. So if you want to know the location in advance, there is only one last way.
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