Chapter 76 Return of the Toad Immortal
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Hong Cha Bu Tian
At this moment, Konoha Bathhouse.
A group of sweaty female ninjas were happily playing in the misty bath.
Nobody noticed.
In the distance, behind the small hole in the wooden fence, a wide-open 'toad eye' is unscrupulously watching the beautiful scenery inside.
"Hey hey hey!"
"Yes, this is really good!"
"That body is also very good!"
"Ah! I'm inspired again! My novel has material again!"
A series of obscene laughter came from the mouth of the white-haired middle-aged man.
The red nosebleed and the swaying buttocks are enough proof.
How excited I am at this moment.
until.
A hand suddenly patted his shoulder.
"Don't make trouble! I'm busy!"
Ji Lai also waved his hand and dismissed impatiently.
"Sir Jiraiya!"
Kakashi yelled.
Yiting is his disciple and grandson, plus loyal readers.
Jiraiya immediately stood up and turned around:
"Yo! It's Kakashi! Long time no see..."
"how did you find me?"
"I heard that you have returned to the village, so in all likelihood, you should be near the bathhouse."
Kakashi spread his hands and responded naturally.
"Hahaha! Indeed, indeed, this is the holy place for intimacy and the source of my inspiration."
"Well, how about my new issue? That's my highest masterpiece!"
Ji Lai also wiped away the nosebleed, boasting triumphantly.
As soon as he talked about "Kissing Heaven", Kakashi became energetic.
"Of course! I have read it ten times, it is indeed a rare treasure!"
"Is the latest issue still out?"
"Don't worry, don't worry. It will be ready soon, I'm not getting material!"
Zilai also raised the tip of his nose, looking very useful.
Don't look at the way he draws materials is a bit unbearable.
But when it comes to literature, he has real talents.
Its serialized restricted-rated H novel "Intimate Paradise" is a best-selling book popular in more than ten countries.
There are even some heads of small countries who are his loyal fans!
At the same time, he relied on these novels to earn enough manuscript remuneration.
It can be regarded as both fame and fortune, rich as hell...
...
Of course, although it seems that one of the legendary Sannin is Jiraiya.Some are careless, sensual, and very out of tune.
But in matters of right and wrong and priorities.
He has always been very measured.
It was only half an hour of 'collecting materials', until the group of young female ninjas had finished soaking, and a new group of aunts entered the venue.
Since then, I have consciously ended the 'collection'.
And changed to a tavern, and chatted with Kakashi about business.
"Master Jiraiya, when did you come back?"
"Just today."
"The third generation is really true. You sent so many ninjas to look for me everywhere, spread the news, and issued notices offering rewards. I thought something big happened in the village..."
Zilai also sipped his wine, sighing and laughing.
Fortunately, after seeing the news, I immediately rushed back without stopping, thinking that Konoha was going to be wiped out!
As for the defection of the Uchiha clan before, he has heard about it.
But he didn't care too much.
Konoha is also composed of more than a dozen famous ninja sects.
Defecting a Uchiha family is nothing.
What's more, according to Konoha's bad attitude towards the Uchiha clan.Long before, he had expected that something would happen.
In fact, he is also tired of the power struggle in the village.
In addition, the only two close friends left, so he left the village on purpose and embarked on a journey.
Don't worry, it's not just for seeking more 'materials' with different styles.
"What about you? Kakashi, are you still staying in Anbu?"
"Yes."
"Anbu is not suitable for you, stay in it all the time. You can't get relief..."
Zilai also persuaded quietly.
You know, in the ninja world, there are no psychological counselors, and there is no systematic post-war psychological trauma recovery.
All the pain can only be borne by yourself.
If you can't bear it, you will collapse, it's that simple...
Therefore, devoting yourself to selfless training and busy Anbu missions is nothing more than a way to escape.
"I……"
Kakashi hesitated, but didn't refute anything.
He also knew that he couldn't go on like this.
But many times, the pain in my heart cannot be resolved with a few words.
"It's okay, you are still young, change slowly. You are Minato's proud disciple, and you will come out sooner or later!"
"By the way, speaking of it, how is that Naruto kid doing recently?"
"Naruto...he..."
Kakashi was taken aback for a moment, not knowing how to speak.
After all, you can't tell.
At this moment, Naruto's family is completely desolate and has no one to rely on.Relying on a small amount of relief funds issued by the third generation, eating expired instant noodles and drinking expired milk every day, let's barely get by...
To be honest, Naruto's hard life is worse than the orphans in the [Orphanage].
Kakashi didn't know why the third generation of adults insisted on creating such a difficult environment for Naruto...
Even if it is tempering, for a child, it is a bit cruel...
"Alright, still alive."
"That's good, that's good!"
Zilai also let out a laugh, and didn't think much about it.
In his opinion, with Minato's identity and contribution, the village wouldn't be too embarrassing for such a heroic heir, right?
When the time is right, I will teach Naruto myself to see if he is willing to follow his father and become a 'toad ninja'.
"That's right. Master Jiraiya, this time the village is going to..."
"There's going to be a war, right?"
"You know all about it?"
"You can tell at a glance."
Zilai also chuckled, anyway, he also grew up in the village and lived for decades.
He knows almost everything about the village.
When I came back, just through the deployment of defenses outside the village, the mobilization of manpower in the village, and the deployment of materials... I could easily smell a breath of war.
"So? Who are you going to hit?"
"I don't know. But it is speculated that it should be [Yanyin Village]!"
"Is it one of the five hidden villages?"
"Ms. Sarutobi really made a crazy decision!"
Zilai also sighed.
In my impression, as I got older, my equally lustful Sarutobi-sensei became more and more conservative in style.
Not very good, just because of an attack, you took the initiative to provoke a battle between Dayin Village?
"Two weeks ago, that night, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun also died in the invasion."
"It is suspected that the [Xiao] organization that has a close relationship with [Yanyin Village]..."
"What! Master Xiaochun, did you die suddenly too?"
Ji Lai was also taken aback.
It can be seen that Konoha's news blocking is still very good.
At the same time, it's not surprising that Yuan Fei would be so angry.
After all, they are life and death comrades in the same period!
Just like myself, if Tsunade and Orochimaru were killed, I would definitely retaliate desperately!
Although, that guy Orochimaru is basically unlikely to die...
"What about now? Is the third-generation master still in the village? When will the war start? He asked me to come back. He didn't want me to be a pioneer, did he?"
Kakashi: "Two weeks ago, Master Hokage secretly set off to [Sand Hidden Village] to seek an alliance."
"It is estimated that if the alliance goes well."
"When Hokage-sama returns, it will be the time when the great war will begin!"
Hearing this, Zilai also took a sip of wine, feeling a little depressed.
"Hey! Another war..."
"War will only create more hatred!"
Kakashi: "If you don't fight, the enemy village will only get bigger and bigger..."
Ji Lai also blushed, praying in a daze:
"I know I know."
"I just hope that this time the casualties will be less, and it will end sooner."
In his opinion.
How can it be interesting to watch a female ninja bathe in a bath, inspire inspiration, and write novels!
Why can't people in the Quannin world give up the war and just sit down and appreciate their masterpieces?
Intimacy is the right way!
However, just when the two were talking freely and slightly drunk.
An Anbu ninja rushed into the tavern and reported to Jiraiya:
"Sir Jiraiya!"
"Master Hokage has returned, and you are ordered to rush to the Hokage Building to discuss matters!"
Hearing this, Jiraiya and the two were startled for an instant, shivered, and the drunkenness subsided. .seven
The two looked at each other and both understood.
This battle is likely to begin soon.
……
A group of sweaty female ninjas were happily playing in the misty bath.
Nobody noticed.
In the distance, behind the small hole in the wooden fence, a wide-open 'toad eye' is unscrupulously watching the beautiful scenery inside.
"Hey hey hey!"
"Yes, this is really good!"
"That body is also very good!"
"Ah! I'm inspired again! My novel has material again!"
A series of obscene laughter came from the mouth of the white-haired middle-aged man.
The red nosebleed and the swaying buttocks are enough proof.
How excited I am at this moment.
until.
A hand suddenly patted his shoulder.
"Don't make trouble! I'm busy!"
Ji Lai also waved his hand and dismissed impatiently.
"Sir Jiraiya!"
Kakashi yelled.
Yiting is his disciple and grandson, plus loyal readers.
Jiraiya immediately stood up and turned around:
"Yo! It's Kakashi! Long time no see..."
"how did you find me?"
"I heard that you have returned to the village, so in all likelihood, you should be near the bathhouse."
Kakashi spread his hands and responded naturally.
"Hahaha! Indeed, indeed, this is the holy place for intimacy and the source of my inspiration."
"Well, how about my new issue? That's my highest masterpiece!"
Ji Lai also wiped away the nosebleed, boasting triumphantly.
As soon as he talked about "Kissing Heaven", Kakashi became energetic.
"Of course! I have read it ten times, it is indeed a rare treasure!"
"Is the latest issue still out?"
"Don't worry, don't worry. It will be ready soon, I'm not getting material!"
Zilai also raised the tip of his nose, looking very useful.
Don't look at the way he draws materials is a bit unbearable.
But when it comes to literature, he has real talents.
Its serialized restricted-rated H novel "Intimate Paradise" is a best-selling book popular in more than ten countries.
There are even some heads of small countries who are his loyal fans!
At the same time, he relied on these novels to earn enough manuscript remuneration.
It can be regarded as both fame and fortune, rich as hell...
...
Of course, although it seems that one of the legendary Sannin is Jiraiya.Some are careless, sensual, and very out of tune.
But in matters of right and wrong and priorities.
He has always been very measured.
It was only half an hour of 'collecting materials', until the group of young female ninjas had finished soaking, and a new group of aunts entered the venue.
Since then, I have consciously ended the 'collection'.
And changed to a tavern, and chatted with Kakashi about business.
"Master Jiraiya, when did you come back?"
"Just today."
"The third generation is really true. You sent so many ninjas to look for me everywhere, spread the news, and issued notices offering rewards. I thought something big happened in the village..."
Zilai also sipped his wine, sighing and laughing.
Fortunately, after seeing the news, I immediately rushed back without stopping, thinking that Konoha was going to be wiped out!
As for the defection of the Uchiha clan before, he has heard about it.
But he didn't care too much.
Konoha is also composed of more than a dozen famous ninja sects.
Defecting a Uchiha family is nothing.
What's more, according to Konoha's bad attitude towards the Uchiha clan.Long before, he had expected that something would happen.
In fact, he is also tired of the power struggle in the village.
In addition, the only two close friends left, so he left the village on purpose and embarked on a journey.
Don't worry, it's not just for seeking more 'materials' with different styles.
"What about you? Kakashi, are you still staying in Anbu?"
"Yes."
"Anbu is not suitable for you, stay in it all the time. You can't get relief..."
Zilai also persuaded quietly.
You know, in the ninja world, there are no psychological counselors, and there is no systematic post-war psychological trauma recovery.
All the pain can only be borne by yourself.
If you can't bear it, you will collapse, it's that simple...
Therefore, devoting yourself to selfless training and busy Anbu missions is nothing more than a way to escape.
"I……"
Kakashi hesitated, but didn't refute anything.
He also knew that he couldn't go on like this.
But many times, the pain in my heart cannot be resolved with a few words.
"It's okay, you are still young, change slowly. You are Minato's proud disciple, and you will come out sooner or later!"
"By the way, speaking of it, how is that Naruto kid doing recently?"
"Naruto...he..."
Kakashi was taken aback for a moment, not knowing how to speak.
After all, you can't tell.
At this moment, Naruto's family is completely desolate and has no one to rely on.Relying on a small amount of relief funds issued by the third generation, eating expired instant noodles and drinking expired milk every day, let's barely get by...
To be honest, Naruto's hard life is worse than the orphans in the [Orphanage].
Kakashi didn't know why the third generation of adults insisted on creating such a difficult environment for Naruto...
Even if it is tempering, for a child, it is a bit cruel...
"Alright, still alive."
"That's good, that's good!"
Zilai also let out a laugh, and didn't think much about it.
In his opinion, with Minato's identity and contribution, the village wouldn't be too embarrassing for such a heroic heir, right?
When the time is right, I will teach Naruto myself to see if he is willing to follow his father and become a 'toad ninja'.
"That's right. Master Jiraiya, this time the village is going to..."
"There's going to be a war, right?"
"You know all about it?"
"You can tell at a glance."
Zilai also chuckled, anyway, he also grew up in the village and lived for decades.
He knows almost everything about the village.
When I came back, just through the deployment of defenses outside the village, the mobilization of manpower in the village, and the deployment of materials... I could easily smell a breath of war.
"So? Who are you going to hit?"
"I don't know. But it is speculated that it should be [Yanyin Village]!"
"Is it one of the five hidden villages?"
"Ms. Sarutobi really made a crazy decision!"
Zilai also sighed.
In my impression, as I got older, my equally lustful Sarutobi-sensei became more and more conservative in style.
Not very good, just because of an attack, you took the initiative to provoke a battle between Dayin Village?
"Two weeks ago, that night, Zhuanzhu Xiaochun also died in the invasion."
"It is suspected that the [Xiao] organization that has a close relationship with [Yanyin Village]..."
"What! Master Xiaochun, did you die suddenly too?"
Ji Lai was also taken aback.
It can be seen that Konoha's news blocking is still very good.
At the same time, it's not surprising that Yuan Fei would be so angry.
After all, they are life and death comrades in the same period!
Just like myself, if Tsunade and Orochimaru were killed, I would definitely retaliate desperately!
Although, that guy Orochimaru is basically unlikely to die...
"What about now? Is the third-generation master still in the village? When will the war start? He asked me to come back. He didn't want me to be a pioneer, did he?"
Kakashi: "Two weeks ago, Master Hokage secretly set off to [Sand Hidden Village] to seek an alliance."
"It is estimated that if the alliance goes well."
"When Hokage-sama returns, it will be the time when the great war will begin!"
Hearing this, Zilai also took a sip of wine, feeling a little depressed.
"Hey! Another war..."
"War will only create more hatred!"
Kakashi: "If you don't fight, the enemy village will only get bigger and bigger..."
Ji Lai also blushed, praying in a daze:
"I know I know."
"I just hope that this time the casualties will be less, and it will end sooner."
In his opinion.
How can it be interesting to watch a female ninja bathe in a bath, inspire inspiration, and write novels!
Why can't people in the Quannin world give up the war and just sit down and appreciate their masterpieces?
Intimacy is the right way!
However, just when the two were talking freely and slightly drunk.
An Anbu ninja rushed into the tavern and reported to Jiraiya:
"Sir Jiraiya!"
"Master Hokage has returned, and you are ordered to rush to the Hokage Building to discuss matters!"
Hearing this, Jiraiya and the two were startled for an instant, shivered, and the drunkenness subsided. .seven
The two looked at each other and both understood.
This battle is likely to begin soon.
……
