026. Life is not easy, the rope tree sighs
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Tian Gan Sheng Tu
Backyard, hall.
"Grandma Mito, where is Kushina? Where did she go?"
Tsunade looked around, but didn't see today's real owner, so she asked Uzumaki Mito.
Uzumaki Mito said with a half-smile, "Where else can we go? Let's go pick up someone."
"Oh." Tsunade nodded, then looked to the side, and suddenly said angrily: "Rope tree!!"
Shengshu shivered all over and became stiff. He slowly turned around, with a depressed face, and asked: "Sister, what are you doing...?"
Tsunade rushed over and snatched the book from Naoki's hand. Veins popped up in her hands and she said angrily: "Who gave you this book!? Also, do you know what kind of book this is!?"
Shengshu swallowed hard and betrayed the person who sent the book without hesitation.
"Jiraiya, Jiraiya gave it to me! I didn't know what the book was at first, so I opened it and read it out of curiosity."
"Okay, okay! It's indeed this bastard. That's right. No one except him would give such messy books to children!" Tsunade said through gritted teeth, her eyes burning.
"Let's see if I can beat you to death!"
Knuckles cracking.
goodong...
Naoki swallowed again, "Brother Jiraiya, I'm sorry for you. I hope you can survive for a while. Then I will give you ten sexy magazines that I have treasured for a long time."
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"Ah..."
Outside the Thousand Hands clan, Jiraiya sneezed for no reason, then he turned around and said, "Smelly snake, were you secretly scolding me just now?"
Orochimaru glanced at him calmly and said calmly: "No, it's not my style to scold people secretly. I usually scold people in front of them, damn toad."
Jiraiya: (￢_￢)
"That should be Tsunade... It's over, it's over, otherwise I'd better turn back. I suddenly have a premonition that a disaster is coming."
Jiraiya suddenly panicked.
Orochimaru: "It's okay if you don't go. You can explain it to Mito-senpai yourself when the time comes."
When Jiraiya heard this, he thought it was really over now. It would be dangerous to go, and it would be dangerous not to go. Damn it, being a human being is so difficult!
Seeing that he looked hopeless, Orochimaru thought for a while and comforted him: "It's okay. Today is the little girl's birthday after all. Tsunade will definitely not be able to kill him. At most... he will lie down for a few days."
"This little injury is nothing to you."
Jiraiya reacted violently, saliva flying from his mouth, "Fart! That flat-chested violent woman, does her attack matter?"
Orochimaru said without thinking: "Yes, don't you think Naoki is living well now? He has been beaten a lot since he was a child. Maybe, maybe, maybe he will focus on you when he hits you."
Jiraiya: "..."
While talking, the two of them also arrived at the Thousand Hands Clan.
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at the same time.
"Grandma Mito, let me introduce to you, this is my friend, Enmon Namikaze, and the one next to him is his younger brother, Minato Namikaze."
Kushina pulled Enmon to Uzumaki Mito and introduced him.
"I have met Mito-sama."
Yanmen gave a slight salute, and Shuimen beside him did not leave either.
Uzumaki Minato looked at Enmon, then glanced at Kushina who was a little nervous, and then said cheerfully:
"You can sit wherever you like, you don't have to be so restrained. Besides, you don't need to call me sir, I'm just an old woman, just call me Grandma Mito."
"Okay, Grandma Mito."
Yanmen follows the good and follows the flow.
Uzumaki Mito nodded slightly, then beckoned: "Come, sit next to me with Kushina."
"Yes!"
Afterwards, several people took their seats one by one.
Although today is Kushina's birthday, there is no doubt that the person sitting in the main seat is Uzumaki Mito, while Kushina, Enmon, and Minato are sitting on her left side in turn, and sitting opposite are Tsunade and Nana. Tree.
The moment he saw Tsunade, to be honest, Yanmen was a little shocked. He originally thought that Tsunade was still a tablet, but he didn't expect...
Oh my god, things must be reversed at their extremes, and the two poles are reversed!
How flat it was when I was a kid, but how big it is now, it’s totally off the charts!
Are you sure you're not taking hormones?
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"Hey, you two, are you also Ninja School students? Wait, I think I've seen you before."
Naoki suddenly spoke, and his last words were to Minato.
"Yes, Nawaki-senpai," Minato replied.
Naoki, the grandson of the First Hokage, the young master of the Senju Clan, and a prominent figure in the Ninja School, it was natural for Minato to recognize him, even though they were not in the same grade.
"Your name is Namikaze Minato, right? I remember you. I went to see your final exam. You were able to defeat the Uchiha clan of the same level with the three-skin technique, which is very good."
Naoki looked optimistic about Minato and expressed his affirmation of Minato's strength.
"Thank you for the compliment, Senior Shengshu, but I still need to learn more from Senior. With my strength, I am probably far from being my opponent now."
Minato was very humble.
"Hahaha... Not bad, you are very discerning."
at this time.
Snapped!
"Sister, why are you hitting me!"
Tsunade glanced at him, "It's nothing, I just saw you drifting off, so I helped you wake up."
"hateful!"
Naoki didn't dare to do anything to Tsunade, so he could only write it down in a small notebook in his heart.
Alas, life is not easy, the rope tree sighed.
Then he looked at Yanmen and said frankly: "As for you... I don't have any impression. Is it because of my poor talent? Could it be that my younger brother is a genius, but my elder brother is a waste..."
Before he finished speaking, his mouth was tightly covered by Tsunade. Tsunade turned to Yanmen and showed an apologetic smile, and said: "I'm sorry, my brother has something wrong with his brain. He doesn't have any ill intentions, he just doesn't Very talkative."
Yanmen shook his head and said with a smile: "It's okay. My talent is indeed average, and I can tell that Senior Shengshu doesn't mean any harm. He may just have a problem with his way of expression...well, there's something wrong with it."
Minato on the side rolled his eyes, just average talent?Haha, I'm just fooling around with you.
Uzumaki Mito, who was sitting in the main seat, also looked at Yanmen with a smile, his eyes filled with meaning.
Kushina was a little aggrieved, but she didn't have an attack. As Tsunade said, there is something wrong with Naoki's brain, and we don't have the same understanding as him.
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At this moment, a burst of hearty laughter came from outside the door.
"Hahaha... we shouldn't be late."
Outside the door, Jiraiya and Orochimaru walked in side by side.
"I met Mito-senpai." x2
The two of them greeted each other honestly.
Uzumaki Mito nodded: "You two should sit next to the rope tree."
"Yes!" The two nodded.
At this point, everyone is here.
Mito Uzumaki said to Kushina: "Take out the cake."
"Uh-huh."
Kushina said nothing and couldn't wait to open the cake Yanmen made for her.
Then put in the candles, light the candles, make a wish...
After a set of procedures, everyone started to move their chopsticks.
Soon, there was a burst of laughter, but it was also mixed with Tsunade's roar and Jiraiya's scream.
"You bastard Jiraiya, damn toad, let you destroy the rope tree, let you destroy the rope tree, let's see if I don't beat you to death!"
"No, I know I was wrong. Also, I didn't lead him astray. He asked me to bring that magazine back to him from Daming Mansion. It's none of my business!"
"What? And this?"
Tsunade looked towards the rope tree and found that he was tiptoeing about to run away. He was guilty of being a thief, right?
Okay, now it’s confirmed!
Then Tsunade put down Jiraiya's collar and said quietly: "Naoki, if you dare to step out of this door today, see if I can break your legs."
Rope Tree:! ! !
My life is over!
He quickly looked at Uzumaki Mito asking for help, grandma, help him.
Unexpectedly, Uzumaki Mito shook his head, and then gave him a wishing look.
save him?Just kidding, if you dare to read that kind of book at a young age, will you still be able to do it when you grow up?
Hum, the Senju family does not allow such perverted people to exist!
Even if Tsunade doesn't hit him, she will hit him, and she will hit him harder.
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"Grandma Mito, where is Kushina? Where did she go?"
Tsunade looked around, but didn't see today's real owner, so she asked Uzumaki Mito.
Uzumaki Mito said with a half-smile, "Where else can we go? Let's go pick up someone."
"Oh." Tsunade nodded, then looked to the side, and suddenly said angrily: "Rope tree!!"
Shengshu shivered all over and became stiff. He slowly turned around, with a depressed face, and asked: "Sister, what are you doing...?"
Tsunade rushed over and snatched the book from Naoki's hand. Veins popped up in her hands and she said angrily: "Who gave you this book!? Also, do you know what kind of book this is!?"
Shengshu swallowed hard and betrayed the person who sent the book without hesitation.
"Jiraiya, Jiraiya gave it to me! I didn't know what the book was at first, so I opened it and read it out of curiosity."
"Okay, okay! It's indeed this bastard. That's right. No one except him would give such messy books to children!" Tsunade said through gritted teeth, her eyes burning.
"Let's see if I can beat you to death!"
Knuckles cracking.
goodong...
Naoki swallowed again, "Brother Jiraiya, I'm sorry for you. I hope you can survive for a while. Then I will give you ten sexy magazines that I have treasured for a long time."
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"Ah..."
Outside the Thousand Hands clan, Jiraiya sneezed for no reason, then he turned around and said, "Smelly snake, were you secretly scolding me just now?"
Orochimaru glanced at him calmly and said calmly: "No, it's not my style to scold people secretly. I usually scold people in front of them, damn toad."
Jiraiya: (￢_￢)
"That should be Tsunade... It's over, it's over, otherwise I'd better turn back. I suddenly have a premonition that a disaster is coming."
Jiraiya suddenly panicked.
Orochimaru: "It's okay if you don't go. You can explain it to Mito-senpai yourself when the time comes."
When Jiraiya heard this, he thought it was really over now. It would be dangerous to go, and it would be dangerous not to go. Damn it, being a human being is so difficult!
Seeing that he looked hopeless, Orochimaru thought for a while and comforted him: "It's okay. Today is the little girl's birthday after all. Tsunade will definitely not be able to kill him. At most... he will lie down for a few days."
"This little injury is nothing to you."
Jiraiya reacted violently, saliva flying from his mouth, "Fart! That flat-chested violent woman, does her attack matter?"
Orochimaru said without thinking: "Yes, don't you think Naoki is living well now? He has been beaten a lot since he was a child. Maybe, maybe, maybe he will focus on you when he hits you."
Jiraiya: "..."
While talking, the two of them also arrived at the Thousand Hands Clan.
······
at the same time.
"Grandma Mito, let me introduce to you, this is my friend, Enmon Namikaze, and the one next to him is his younger brother, Minato Namikaze."
Kushina pulled Enmon to Uzumaki Mito and introduced him.
"I have met Mito-sama."
Yanmen gave a slight salute, and Shuimen beside him did not leave either.
Uzumaki Minato looked at Enmon, then glanced at Kushina who was a little nervous, and then said cheerfully:
"You can sit wherever you like, you don't have to be so restrained. Besides, you don't need to call me sir, I'm just an old woman, just call me Grandma Mito."
"Okay, Grandma Mito."
Yanmen follows the good and follows the flow.
Uzumaki Mito nodded slightly, then beckoned: "Come, sit next to me with Kushina."
"Yes!"
Afterwards, several people took their seats one by one.
Although today is Kushina's birthday, there is no doubt that the person sitting in the main seat is Uzumaki Mito, while Kushina, Enmon, and Minato are sitting on her left side in turn, and sitting opposite are Tsunade and Nana. Tree.
The moment he saw Tsunade, to be honest, Yanmen was a little shocked. He originally thought that Tsunade was still a tablet, but he didn't expect...
Oh my god, things must be reversed at their extremes, and the two poles are reversed!
How flat it was when I was a kid, but how big it is now, it’s totally off the charts!
Are you sure you're not taking hormones?
······
"Hey, you two, are you also Ninja School students? Wait, I think I've seen you before."
Naoki suddenly spoke, and his last words were to Minato.
"Yes, Nawaki-senpai," Minato replied.
Naoki, the grandson of the First Hokage, the young master of the Senju Clan, and a prominent figure in the Ninja School, it was natural for Minato to recognize him, even though they were not in the same grade.
"Your name is Namikaze Minato, right? I remember you. I went to see your final exam. You were able to defeat the Uchiha clan of the same level with the three-skin technique, which is very good."
Naoki looked optimistic about Minato and expressed his affirmation of Minato's strength.
"Thank you for the compliment, Senior Shengshu, but I still need to learn more from Senior. With my strength, I am probably far from being my opponent now."
Minato was very humble.
"Hahaha... Not bad, you are very discerning."
at this time.
Snapped!
"Sister, why are you hitting me!"
Tsunade glanced at him, "It's nothing, I just saw you drifting off, so I helped you wake up."
"hateful!"
Naoki didn't dare to do anything to Tsunade, so he could only write it down in a small notebook in his heart.
Alas, life is not easy, the rope tree sighed.
Then he looked at Yanmen and said frankly: "As for you... I don't have any impression. Is it because of my poor talent? Could it be that my younger brother is a genius, but my elder brother is a waste..."
Before he finished speaking, his mouth was tightly covered by Tsunade. Tsunade turned to Yanmen and showed an apologetic smile, and said: "I'm sorry, my brother has something wrong with his brain. He doesn't have any ill intentions, he just doesn't Very talkative."
Yanmen shook his head and said with a smile: "It's okay. My talent is indeed average, and I can tell that Senior Shengshu doesn't mean any harm. He may just have a problem with his way of expression...well, there's something wrong with it."
Minato on the side rolled his eyes, just average talent?Haha, I'm just fooling around with you.
Uzumaki Mito, who was sitting in the main seat, also looked at Yanmen with a smile, his eyes filled with meaning.
Kushina was a little aggrieved, but she didn't have an attack. As Tsunade said, there is something wrong with Naoki's brain, and we don't have the same understanding as him.
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At this moment, a burst of hearty laughter came from outside the door.
"Hahaha... we shouldn't be late."
Outside the door, Jiraiya and Orochimaru walked in side by side.
"I met Mito-senpai." x2
The two of them greeted each other honestly.
Uzumaki Mito nodded: "You two should sit next to the rope tree."
"Yes!" The two nodded.
At this point, everyone is here.
Mito Uzumaki said to Kushina: "Take out the cake."
"Uh-huh."
Kushina said nothing and couldn't wait to open the cake Yanmen made for her.
Then put in the candles, light the candles, make a wish...
After a set of procedures, everyone started to move their chopsticks.
Soon, there was a burst of laughter, but it was also mixed with Tsunade's roar and Jiraiya's scream.
"You bastard Jiraiya, damn toad, let you destroy the rope tree, let you destroy the rope tree, let's see if I don't beat you to death!"
"No, I know I was wrong. Also, I didn't lead him astray. He asked me to bring that magazine back to him from Daming Mansion. It's none of my business!"
"What? And this?"
Tsunade looked towards the rope tree and found that he was tiptoeing about to run away. He was guilty of being a thief, right?
Okay, now it’s confirmed!
Then Tsunade put down Jiraiya's collar and said quietly: "Naoki, if you dare to step out of this door today, see if I can break your legs."
Rope Tree:! ! !
My life is over!
He quickly looked at Uzumaki Mito asking for help, grandma, help him.
Unexpectedly, Uzumaki Mito shook his head, and then gave him a wishing look.
save him?Just kidding, if you dare to read that kind of book at a young age, will you still be able to do it when you grow up?
Hum, the Senju family does not allow such perverted people to exist!
Even if Tsunade doesn't hit him, she will hit him, and she will hit him harder.
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