066. Two sisters...take it?
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Tian Gan Sheng Tu
"Ok?"
Tsunade glanced at Yanmen strangely, and said with a half-smile:
"Hey, I didn't quite hear what you just said. Are you trying to trick me?"
"Cough...cough...cough, I'm just kidding, no, don't take it seriously."
"Really? But I don't remember where I heard it. Every joke a man makes has some seriousness hidden in it, especially the jokes he makes about women."
Yanmen suddenly stood up, spitting: "Nonsense! It's just nonsense, a complete nonsense! Who said this, tell me, and I promise not to beat him to death."
"Hehehe, why are you so excited? But..."
Tsunade looked Yanmen up and down and joked: "Looking at him this way, he looks pretty good. He is quite handsome and tall. The most important thing is that his strength and talent are equally strong."
"It's a pity that he is too young, more than one round younger than me."
"And not to mention our master-disciple relationship, I can't compete with Kushina. What if this girl loses her mind and comes to me to fight for her life? There is no other way. As a sister, I can only let her, hahaha... "
Yanmen looked embarrassed. Although he was young, he was definitely not small in what he should be. He could even be described as "gifted"!
Don’t look down on people!
But what followed was Tsunade's anger.
"I said you can do it! Now you are not only eating the food in the bowl, but you are also looking at the food in the pot!"
"I really didn't expect that you would dare to have an idea of mine. Tell me, when did you come up with this idea?"
Tsunade pressed her left hand on Yanmen's shoulder harder and harder, and said with a half-smile: "What, you still want to hold one on each side and take both sisters together?"
"Well, it's not just one or two people who have my idea. It doesn't matter if you are one more. I just don't know what will happen if Kushina finds out."
"By the way, you won't be beaten to death, right?"
"Tsunade-sensei, you really misunderstood, I was just joking." Yanmen said helplessly with cold sweat on his head, holding back the pain, and a wry smile on his face.
recognition?
It would be impossible to admit this even to death!
As for you asking him if he likes Tsunade, that's for sure. What man doesn't like Tsunade?Of course, it's not because of the pair of snow-white "weapons", the "weapons" are just a bonus, and Tsunade's appearance is also very good!
Moreover, who can resist a beautiful woman whose appearance and figure will not age?
Not to mention, Tsunade also has the image of a strong woman, which makes people unconsciously feel an unstoppable desire to conquer.
But at present, he is indeed too young, and Kushina has not yet settled it, so he can only think about it in his heart.
As for whether he can seduce Tsunade in the future, he can only say that it depends on the situation and will not force it. After all, there are so many good-looking people, and he cannot include them all in the harem, not to mention that he does not plan to open a harem.
At most two...three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Stop, stop, stop, two, just two, no more! !
Your body won’t be able to handle any more! ! !
Yanmen quickly stopped his dangerous thoughts and did not go any further on the road to death.
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It was quiet inside the camp.
Tsunade stared at Yanmen for a while, and finally smiled: "Okay, just think you are joking."
Seeing Tsunade's "I barely believe you" smile, Yanmen felt ashamed.
"Okay, if you have nothing to do, you can go out first. I want to rest. As for the wounded outside, you take care of them first. If you can't, wake me up."
At this moment, Tsunade was really tired.
Today's battle consumed too much of her chakra, and she was overdrawn several times. Coupled with her tense brain all the time, she was really exhausted physically and mentally. Now that she has such an excellent tool like Yanmen, Tsunade I think I can be lazy for a while.
Yanmen was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, teacher, you can rest peacefully and leave the other matters to me."
After saying that, Yanmen walked out of the tent.
Then he went to a gathering place for the wounded under the watchful eyes of everyone.
The feeling on the battlefield is not that great. It is not until you see the wounded gathered together that you can realize the exposure of war.
"Lord Yanmen!"
"Lord Yanmen!"
Both the medical ninjas and the wounded present looked at Yanmen with respect.
Yanmen nodded slightly, and then said to one of the medical ninjas:
"Gather the most seriously injured ones together and I'll handle them."
"This one……"
The medical ninja was a little hesitant. She did not deny that Yanmen was very strong, but strength was strength, and medical ninjutsu was medical ninjutsu.
In response, Yanmen smiled and explained: "Don't worry, don't forget, my teacher is Tsunade, and my medical ninjutsu has been approved by her."
Yes, Lord Enmon's teacher is Lord Tsunade, how could his medical ninjutsu be so bad!
The medical female ninja suddenly thought, and then she quickly said:
"Yes! Master Yanmen, I will make arrangements right away!"
"Well, let's go."
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About half a day later, Jiraiya, who had been running all the way, hurriedly arrived at the front line.
Because the Kingdom of Rain is relatively close to the front line, and he has one more person, his speed is faster than Sarutobi Hiruzen and others.
But when he came to the front line, he suddenly felt a little confused.
He stared blankly at the heavily guarded camp ahead. Didn't it mean that Tsunade was seriously injured and the front line was in danger?
It doesn't look like it!
He could even see smiles on some people's faces, which didn't look like a tragic defeat at all.
"Who...Ah, Lord Jiraiya!"
The patrolling team noticed someone approaching the camp. They were about to take action, but found out that it was Jiraiya.
Jiraiya looked at them and nodded: "It's me."
However, the patrol team did not relax their vigilance. They first sent out a signal, and then said to Jiraiya:
"Sorry, Master Jiraiya, please cooperate with our inspection."
In order to prevent the enemy from changing into one of our own and sneaking into the camp, this kind of inspection is necessary, and no one can be exempted.
"It's okay, it's okay, you guys go check it out." Jiraiya waved his hand and said very casually.
He understood the rules, so he didn't have any dissatisfaction and just stood quietly.
Soon, another team arrived, and one of them was a member of the Hyuga branch. He came to Jiraiya and opened his Byakugan.
After confirming that it was not the enemy, he said to the others:
"No problem, it's Lord Jiraiya himself."
"Huh, that's fine."
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then the leader of the team said:
"I'm sorry, Jiraiya-sama, you can go in."
"Okay, thanks for your hard work."
Because he was worried about Tsunade and Orochimaru's injuries, Jiraiya didn't say anything and walked directly to the camp.
On the way, Jiraiya pulled over a random person and asked, "What's the situation now? Isn't it critical? Also, how are Tsunade and Orochimaru doing now? Where are they?"
"Ah, Master Jiraiya, you are here. The things are like this, such and such, such and such..."
······
Tsunade glanced at Yanmen strangely, and said with a half-smile:
"Hey, I didn't quite hear what you just said. Are you trying to trick me?"
"Cough...cough...cough, I'm just kidding, no, don't take it seriously."
"Really? But I don't remember where I heard it. Every joke a man makes has some seriousness hidden in it, especially the jokes he makes about women."
Yanmen suddenly stood up, spitting: "Nonsense! It's just nonsense, a complete nonsense! Who said this, tell me, and I promise not to beat him to death."
"Hehehe, why are you so excited? But..."
Tsunade looked Yanmen up and down and joked: "Looking at him this way, he looks pretty good. He is quite handsome and tall. The most important thing is that his strength and talent are equally strong."
"It's a pity that he is too young, more than one round younger than me."
"And not to mention our master-disciple relationship, I can't compete with Kushina. What if this girl loses her mind and comes to me to fight for her life? There is no other way. As a sister, I can only let her, hahaha... "
Yanmen looked embarrassed. Although he was young, he was definitely not small in what he should be. He could even be described as "gifted"!
Don’t look down on people!
But what followed was Tsunade's anger.
"I said you can do it! Now you are not only eating the food in the bowl, but you are also looking at the food in the pot!"
"I really didn't expect that you would dare to have an idea of mine. Tell me, when did you come up with this idea?"
Tsunade pressed her left hand on Yanmen's shoulder harder and harder, and said with a half-smile: "What, you still want to hold one on each side and take both sisters together?"
"Well, it's not just one or two people who have my idea. It doesn't matter if you are one more. I just don't know what will happen if Kushina finds out."
"By the way, you won't be beaten to death, right?"
"Tsunade-sensei, you really misunderstood, I was just joking." Yanmen said helplessly with cold sweat on his head, holding back the pain, and a wry smile on his face.
recognition?
It would be impossible to admit this even to death!
As for you asking him if he likes Tsunade, that's for sure. What man doesn't like Tsunade?Of course, it's not because of the pair of snow-white "weapons", the "weapons" are just a bonus, and Tsunade's appearance is also very good!
Moreover, who can resist a beautiful woman whose appearance and figure will not age?
Not to mention, Tsunade also has the image of a strong woman, which makes people unconsciously feel an unstoppable desire to conquer.
But at present, he is indeed too young, and Kushina has not yet settled it, so he can only think about it in his heart.
As for whether he can seduce Tsunade in the future, he can only say that it depends on the situation and will not force it. After all, there are so many good-looking people, and he cannot include them all in the harem, not to mention that he does not plan to open a harem.
At most two...three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Stop, stop, stop, two, just two, no more! !
Your body won’t be able to handle any more! ! !
Yanmen quickly stopped his dangerous thoughts and did not go any further on the road to death.
······
It was quiet inside the camp.
Tsunade stared at Yanmen for a while, and finally smiled: "Okay, just think you are joking."
Seeing Tsunade's "I barely believe you" smile, Yanmen felt ashamed.
"Okay, if you have nothing to do, you can go out first. I want to rest. As for the wounded outside, you take care of them first. If you can't, wake me up."
At this moment, Tsunade was really tired.
Today's battle consumed too much of her chakra, and she was overdrawn several times. Coupled with her tense brain all the time, she was really exhausted physically and mentally. Now that she has such an excellent tool like Yanmen, Tsunade I think I can be lazy for a while.
Yanmen was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said: "Okay, teacher, you can rest peacefully and leave the other matters to me."
After saying that, Yanmen walked out of the tent.
Then he went to a gathering place for the wounded under the watchful eyes of everyone.
The feeling on the battlefield is not that great. It is not until you see the wounded gathered together that you can realize the exposure of war.
"Lord Yanmen!"
"Lord Yanmen!"
Both the medical ninjas and the wounded present looked at Yanmen with respect.
Yanmen nodded slightly, and then said to one of the medical ninjas:
"Gather the most seriously injured ones together and I'll handle them."
"This one……"
The medical ninja was a little hesitant. She did not deny that Yanmen was very strong, but strength was strength, and medical ninjutsu was medical ninjutsu.
In response, Yanmen smiled and explained: "Don't worry, don't forget, my teacher is Tsunade, and my medical ninjutsu has been approved by her."
Yes, Lord Enmon's teacher is Lord Tsunade, how could his medical ninjutsu be so bad!
The medical female ninja suddenly thought, and then she quickly said:
"Yes! Master Yanmen, I will make arrangements right away!"
"Well, let's go."
······
About half a day later, Jiraiya, who had been running all the way, hurriedly arrived at the front line.
Because the Kingdom of Rain is relatively close to the front line, and he has one more person, his speed is faster than Sarutobi Hiruzen and others.
But when he came to the front line, he suddenly felt a little confused.
He stared blankly at the heavily guarded camp ahead. Didn't it mean that Tsunade was seriously injured and the front line was in danger?
It doesn't look like it!
He could even see smiles on some people's faces, which didn't look like a tragic defeat at all.
"Who...Ah, Lord Jiraiya!"
The patrolling team noticed someone approaching the camp. They were about to take action, but found out that it was Jiraiya.
Jiraiya looked at them and nodded: "It's me."
However, the patrol team did not relax their vigilance. They first sent out a signal, and then said to Jiraiya:
"Sorry, Master Jiraiya, please cooperate with our inspection."
In order to prevent the enemy from changing into one of our own and sneaking into the camp, this kind of inspection is necessary, and no one can be exempted.
"It's okay, it's okay, you guys go check it out." Jiraiya waved his hand and said very casually.
He understood the rules, so he didn't have any dissatisfaction and just stood quietly.
Soon, another team arrived, and one of them was a member of the Hyuga branch. He came to Jiraiya and opened his Byakugan.
After confirming that it was not the enemy, he said to the others:
"No problem, it's Lord Jiraiya himself."
"Huh, that's fine."
Hearing this, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then the leader of the team said:
"I'm sorry, Jiraiya-sama, you can go in."
"Okay, thanks for your hard work."
Because he was worried about Tsunade and Orochimaru's injuries, Jiraiya didn't say anything and walked directly to the camp.
On the way, Jiraiya pulled over a random person and asked, "What's the situation now? Isn't it critical? Also, how are Tsunade and Orochimaru doing now? Where are they?"
"Ah, Master Jiraiya, you are here. The things are like this, such and such, such and such..."
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