270. The unworthy Yanmen

Seeing Tsunade's helpless expression, Matt Dai scratched his head with a sneer on his face.

For a moment, Matt Dai didn't know what to say. Today was the first time that he had such close contact with the top management of Konoha and the Hokage.

In addition, Tsunade never said why she took him to the training ground, which made him feel a little uneasy.

Do they want to see my physical skills?No way?Since my strength is so low, I can just send any genin or chuunin here. Why bother bothering the Yondaime to come here in person?

Just when Matt Day was thinking wildly, Tsunade suddenly asked: "How old is the child? Where is his mother?"

"It's been four or five months. As for his mother... because she was relatively weak, she died after giving birth to Kai." When Matt Dai initially answered, his mood was normal, but when it came to the child's mother, his The mood dropped instantly.

Seeing this, Tsunade quickly apologized: "Sorry, I didn't know..."

Matt Dai kept waving his hands: "It's okay, it's okay, no need to apologize, I know you didn't mean it, Fourth Generation."

After a moment of silence, Tsunade said again: "Is this child's name Kai? Metkai?"

Matt Dai nodded frequently: "Yes, yes, it's called Matt Kai."

Tsunade glanced at Metkai, who was being held in Mattai's arms, and said, "That's a good name. I believe he will definitely be an outstanding ninja in the future."

"Hahaha, I hope so. Don't be like me again, with no talent for Ninjutsu." Hearing Tsunade's affirmation, Matt Dai scratched his head and laughed heartily.

In this way, the two of them arrived at the seventh training ground while chatting.

During this period, Tsunade also hugged Metkai, who was only a few months old.

Don't think that just because Tsunade has never given birth, you think she can't hold a child. In fact, she is quite familiar with it. Not to mention that she hugged a rope tree when she was a child, she also learned this knowledge later when she learned medical ninjutsu.

It can even be said that Tsunade's posture when holding her child is much more standard than that of Matt Dai, a new father.

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"Wow wow wow..."

Metkai, who had been quiet for a while, suddenly burst into tears again, and he didn't know if it was because he left Tsunade's arms.

Look at the hungry children. They are all starving.

At this moment, Yanmen finally appeared with a milk bottle, "I heard the little guy crying again from all the way. Let's feed him quickly."

"Thank you, Master Yanmen!" Matt Dai was so moved that he almost cried.

Yanmen waved his hand and asked him to concentrate on feeding the child.

Then Matedai ​​found a wooden block and placed Matkai on it, and then began to breastfeed.

Tsunade walked up to Yanmen and asked curiously: "Where did you get it? How long did it take you to go there?"

Enmon smiled bitterly, "Tsunade-sensei, I don't have any children at home, so I was going to find him somewhere for a while. Then I thought that Sakumo-senpai had just given birth to a son not long ago, so I had an idea and asked them to have a son. went."

Tsunade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and couldn't help but ask: "Isn't the bottle you brought back milk powder?"

Yanmen touched his nose awkwardly and said, "Uh, no."

Tsunade suddenly couldn't laugh or cry and said, "You're not afraid that Kakashi doesn't have enough to eat."

Yanmen waved his hand indifferently and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter. I'll just calculate it. Kakashi and Gai will become good friends in the future, so this little milk is nothing."

"Uh..." Tsunade was speechless.

Then Yanmen said in a very desperate manner: "It's a pity that Tsunade-sensei didn't give birth to a child, otherwise yours would have been enough."

After saying this, Yanmen regretted it. He covered his mouth and disappeared instantly.

As soon as his front legs disappeared, the place where his back legs were standing was shattered by a huge force, causing a large area of ​​the ground to collapse.

Matt Dai, who didn't know what was happening on the other side, immediately picked up Kai and ran to the side, shouting: "No, the enemy is attacking!"

Just halfway through the run, Metadai suddenly stopped again, his expression changed, "No, the Yondaime is still there!"

Looking at his son who was frightened by the roar just now and crying loudly in his arms, Matt Dai hesitated. On one side was his son and on the other was the Hokage. What should I do?

Just when Matt Dai was extremely entangled, Yanmen's figure reappeared.

At this time, Yanmen did not dare to get too close to Tsunade. He shouted to Tsunade from a distance: "Tsunade-sensei, don't be excited, don't be excited. If you have something to say, don't do anything! I was wrong, I know I was wrong! "

Really, Yanmen didn't know why he wanted to die just now, so he accidentally said what was in his heart.

It feels like...expansion, yes, expansion!

Ever since Yanmen's strength surpassed Tsunade's, he began to swell, and he would commit suicide in front of Tsunade if he had nothing to do.

But every time he tried to commit suicide, he was particularly scared. After all, Tsunade's attacks were neither light nor heavy. If one mistake was made, half of his life would be lost. Yanmen did not dare to take risks.

Over there, Tsunade had a dark face and said nothing. Now she was ashamed and angry inside. What did Yanmen say just now? What is it that it is a pity that she did not give birth to a child? Otherwise, she would have been enough?

Have a baby?Who was she born to?She doesn't even have a boyfriend.

I understand, Yanmen must be laughing at me for being single again. This guy’s skin is itching again. I haven’t even settled the accounts with him the past few times!

Tsunade gritted her teeth and said to Yanmen who was hiding aside: "Yangmen, come here, I have something to tell you."

"No, Tsunade-sensei, if you have anything to say, just say it, I can hear you."

"Don't be afraid, I'm not angry, really!"

Yanmen was unmoved, even a little bit dumbfounded, "Tsunade-sensei, can you stop gritting your teeth when you lie? Your cheeks are bulging. Also, when can you loosen your fists?"

Not angry?It's a liar, I won't fall for it.

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Matt Dai was confused when he heard the conversation between Tsunade and Yanmen. He looked left and right, but besides Tsunade and Yanmen, there was no third person in sight.

Hey, where are the enemies?Has it been resolved?

Matt Dai was secretly shocked. It was so fast. As expected of Hokage-sama and Yanmen-sama, I was really still far behind. I thought...

Just when Matt was thinking, the crying in his ears brought him back to reality, and then he put the nipple on the bottle into Kai's mouth.

When he ran away just now, Matt Dai didn't forget to take the bottle with him.

Then Mattei ran towards Tsunade and shouted: "Yondaime, have all the enemies been eliminated? Do you want me to notify the ANBU?"

enemy?Where did the enemy come from?

Tsunade was stunned for a moment after hearing this, but she quickly came to her senses and said with a forced smile: "Dai, you misunderstood, there are no enemies, it was just Yanmen and I joking."

Matt Dai was dumbfounded. He looked at the messy land and swallowed, "Is this just...a joke?"

Well, I have long heard that the Yondaime is particularly violent. I thought it was just hearsay, but now it seems that the rumors are true!

Then Mattei lowered his head, not daring to speak anymore, for fear that Tsunade would be beaten to death if she also made a joke to him, right?

Because Matt Dai's appearance reminded Tsunade of the business, she slowly loosened her fists and shouted to Yanmen: "Come here, there are business matters to be done."

"Oh oh."

Seeing that Tsunade's expression didn't seem to be fake, Yanmen ran back, but he still kept a certain distance from Tsunade to avoid Tsunade's sudden attack!

Tsunade rolled her eyes and didn't care about Yanmen. She also knew that if she had the chance, she would indeed punch Yanmen. Now that Yanmen was so guarded against her, there was obviously no chance.

Then Tsunade said again: "What should we do now, should you take action or should I take action?"

Because Enmon and Tsunade's Shunmatdai were very strong at the beginning, Tsunade was not prepared to let other jounin take action, but thought about herself or Enmon taking action.

However, Yanmen didn’t think so. He rolled his eyes and said with a bad smile, “I have a candidate.”

Tsunade was stunned for a moment, then the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "Isn't the person you're talking about Jiraiya?"

Enmon nodded cheerfully: "Yes, I think Jiraiya-senpai is idle all day long, so why not find something for him to do."

"Furthermore, Jiraiya-senpai's taijutsu is not bad, and his attainments in ninjutsu are also high. It's perfect for him to take action."

Yanmen said with a "sincere" look.

Without waiting for Tsunade to answer, Yanmen said: "That's it. I'll bring him here now."

After saying that, Yanmen left directly.

Kagura's eyes were opened.

Soon, Yanmen saw a sneaky figure outside a women's bathhouse in the west of the village, and he was about to climb onto the roof.

Yanmen suddenly stopped and then left quietly.

As soon as the camera clicked, Yanmen returned to the seventh training ground. As soon as he came up, he said righteously: "Tsunade-sensei, I report that someone is peeping in the women's bathhouse!"

Tsunade subconsciously said: "Jiraiya?"

"Correct!"

"Where is he?"

"I'll take you there, but Tsunade-sensei, you have to be gentler for a while, Matt is still going to need his help here."

At this time, Yanmen was no longer a human being, so he just wanted to complain. He planned to take Tsunade there. After that, he pretended to ask Tsunade to be gentle, and he also didn't forget to let Jiraiya and Matt Dai fight.

Tsunade looked angry: "Stop talking nonsense and take me there quickly!"

"Good good."

Yanmen didn't say anything, and directly grabbed Tsunade's hand, then told Metadai not to leave, and then left with Tsunade.

Matt Dai stood on the messy seventh training ground, a breeze blew by, and he felt a little messy at this time.

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What are you talking about? One moment he said that Jiraiya would fight with him, the next moment he said that Jiraiya was peeping into the women's bathhouse, and the next moment the person disappeared again, it was a mess.

However, seeing his son drinking milk in large gulps, Matt Dai's mood calmed down again.

Never mind them, let’s feed our son first.

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the other side.

Jiraiya was lying on the roof looking at the bathhouse below, his eyes turned into love shapes, and he kept muttering: "This is good, this is good... Oh my god, this is amazing, suck." …”

Suddenly, Jiraiya felt his nose feel hot, as if something was leaking out. He stretched out his hand to wipe it.

Oh, it turned out to be a nosebleed, no big deal.

Then he continued to stare down, with a pig-like smile on his face.

But the good times didn't last long, and suddenly a familiar loud shout came, frightening Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya!

! ”

"You dare to peek into the women's bathhouse! You old gangster, go to hell!"

"No, I'm not peeping, I'm taking... ah..."

Before he finished speaking, Jiraiya was punched on the ground. A large piece of the wall outside the women's bathhouse collapsed. In the smoke, Yanmen saw many white things.

Touching his itchy nose, Enmon didn't know how to complain for a while, "Tsunade-sensei, Jiraiya is just peeping by himself, but you are inviting us to watch together."

Let me tell you first, I didn’t want to see this, you showed it to me yourself.

He said this, but his eyes never left.

At the same time, when they saw the wall suddenly collapse, the people in the bathhouse immediately became confused and screamed. They all ran out of the pool and hid. If you have clothes, use them. If you can block it, do it. .

"Tsk, tsk, tsk... so exciting."

Yanmen nodded frequently.

The screams around her also reached Tsunade's ears. She glanced around her, and her furious mood instantly cooled down. She suddenly realized that she had gotten into trouble, so she didn't dare to stay. She mentioned the half-dead Jiraiya and walked away. .

But no matter what, let's leave the scene of the murder first. She didn't want to hear news like "The Hokage smashed the women's bathhouse in anger".

Tsunade left, and Yanmen naturally didn't stay. Well, well, mainly because everyone inside had almost run away, and there was nothing left to see.

In this way, Tsunade dragged Jiraiya all the way to the seventh training ground, Yanmen followed closely behind.

Don't get too close at this time to avoid getting angry.

But sometimes you just get what you're afraid of. Tsunade in front suddenly stopped and turned around and asked: "Yanmen, did you see something that you shouldn't have seen just now?"

"No, absolutely not. When the wall collapsed, I turned around immediately and saw nothing." Yanmen shook his head decisively, without even a second of hesitation.

Tsunade seemed quite satisfied after hearing this. She nodded and said, "You are very good."

But then she added: "You must never imitate Jiraiya in the future, otherwise I will break your legs, um, the middle one."

Yanmen's whole body trembled, he immediately clamped his legs and shook his head: "Tsunade-sensei, don't worry, something like that will never happen, I promise!"

"Well," Tsunade nodded with satisfaction, and added: "By the way, I would like to warn your brother, tell him to stay away from Jiraiya when he is fine, especially not to learn some of Jiraiya's bad habits. If he is willing, I You can ask Orochimaru to teach him, Jiraiya's words... it's still the same, have less contact with him to avoid getting worse."

"My Thousand Hands Clan will never allow such a person to appear!"

Glancing at the half-dead Jiraiya, Enmon nodded quickly, "I understand, I will tell him."

"Okay, come and treat Jiraiya. I get angry when I see him now, and I can't wait to punch him again."

"……it is good!"

Yanmen was also afraid that Tsunade would really kill Jiraiya, so he quickly took Jiraiya from Tsunade's hands.

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