302. Tsunade: I have already seen through your tricks
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Tian Gan Sheng Tu
"Lord Raikage, do you want to borrow it or not? I don't care if you don't."
Yanmen saw the Third Raikage gnashing his teeth underneath and struggling for a little interest. He couldn't hold back and asked again.
The Third Raikage stared with eyes the size of copper bells and gritted his teeth, "Namikaze Enmon, you are taking advantage of the situation!"
"That means I don't want to borrow it? If I don't borrow it, I'll be put down."
Yanmen didn't bother to pay attention to him.
It seems that I lent you money, but you actually said that I was taking advantage of you. I won’t lend you money, okay?
"borrow!"
A low roar came from the third generation Raikage's throat, as if he had made some decision that went against his ancestors.
"What?" Yanmen didn't hear clearly, "What did you say? Do you want to borrow it or not? You are such a nagging person, can you give me an accurate answer? Look at people like Da Yemu and others, they are all anxious."
Onoki's eyes widened, nonsense, I'm not in a hurry!
Of course, it would be better to get the money sooner, he doesn't mind, not at all.
At this moment, Onoki felt that he was relieved in his heart. Although he was injured by the bastard Raikage in a sneak attack, he could get 2000 million yuan in compensation, which was not a special loss.
He was even thinking that it was a good thing he was in Konoha, otherwise it would be impossible for Raikage to compensate him no matter what he said.
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Soon Onoki received 2000 million in "medical expenses", no more and no less.
When Yanmen handed the money to Onoki, he smiled and said: "Your Excellency Tsuchikage, do you want me to help you with treatment? You only need to give me 100 million, and after half an hour, I promise to let you Recover as before!"
"Of course, I'm talking about the chest injury. As for your waist injury, you'll have to pay extra..."
I'm going to you!
Ohnoki turned around and left.
I just got this money, and you want to get a share of it. It's not enough to make money from Raikage, so you want to make money from me too, right?
no way!
The windows are all welded shut for you!
"Hey, don't go, Mr. Tsuchikage, think about it. Asking me for one million yuan is really a good deal. Usually others pay high prices for me. Now I only charge you 100 million. You have made a lot of money. do you know?"
The more Yanmen said this, the faster Ohnoki walked, and in the end he simply flew away.
Onoki cursed as he flew, Damn Namikaze Enmon, the 5000 million taels you took from me last time wasn't enough, right?
One shot for 100 million?
I bother!
Then my 2000 million can only let you make twenty moves?Grab money!
If it's 100 taels, I'll consider it. 100 million, go to hell!
It's not like Iwagakure doesn't have medical ninjas, so why should he be taken advantage of?
Ohnoki cursed and walked away. Yanmen looked at his retreating figure and felt a little pity. He shook his head: "Oh, it's a pity that the 100 million he got was gone. Forget it, I made 100 million anyway, so... good."
Yanmen turned his attention to the Third Raikage and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Raikage, you owe me twenty-one million taels now. Remember to repay the money when the time comes. Don't force me to come and ask for it in person, otherwise it won't be the price. .”
The Third Raikage had a dark face, "Namikaze Enmon, you shameless guy, when did it become 100 million? Isn't the interest one hundred thousand a day? This is only the first day!"
"Oh, really? It's almost the same anyway, no need to worry about it so clearly. Okay, no more talking, the matter is settled, I'm leaving, goodbye."
After saying that, Yanmen disappeared.
"Oh, by the way, Raikage-dono, you have damaged the hotel facilities, remember to pay for it when the time comes."
At this moment, although the Yanmen man had left, his voice still came from not far away.
boom!
The Third Raikage couldn't bear it any longer. He punched the wall with his fist, breaking a big hole in an instant. He cursed angrily: "Money, money, money. Money is all in their heads. Have they lost their money eye!?"
Troy looked at the broken wall, opened his mouth, and felt like crying. Lord Raikage, you have to pay for this...
But it seems it's too late to stop it now.
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Silent all night.
The next day, in the morning.
About what happened last night suddenly spread in Konoha, and countless people talked about it.
"Hey, did you hear that Tsuchikage went to visit the Raikage last night and was beaten!"
"Huh? Why?"
"My cousin's second uncle's second uncle didn't tell me the specific reason, but it is said, it is said that they were the only two people in the room at that time, and later someone saw the Raikage without any clothes..."
"Wait a minute, what do you mean without clothes?"
"Are you stupid? If you're not wearing clothes, you're not wearing clothes. Do you still need me to describe it to you?"
"More than that, I heard that the Tsuchikage was holding his waist when he left!"
"Not only that, I heard that Raikage gave him 2000 million!"
"Hiss - wait a minute, there's a lot of information here, let me sort it out first."
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Naruto Office.
Tsunade looked at the information in her hand and suddenly felt dumbfounded.
"All this news came from Yanmen?"
"Well, the captain asked us to let them out." A direct ANBU replied.
"This kid really doesn't have a moment to spare!" Tsunade scolded with a smile, and then said: "Where is he now? Why didn't he come to report the situation to me?"
"Captain Yanmen has gone back to sleep."
Tsunade was startled, and she suddenly remembered that Yanmen seemed to have not slept for several days in a row. Not only did he preside over the exam for several days in a row, but he also had to keep an eye on them at night, so he really didn't have time to sleep.
At this moment, Tsunade felt a little distressed. He was only 13 years old.
"I understand, just let him sleep and don't let anyone disturb him."
As soon as he finished speaking, the next second, there was a noise outside the office.
"Get out of the way! I want to see the Hokage!"
"Sorry, Lord Raikage, you cannot enter without invitation."
"You dare to stop me!?" The Third Raikage was like an angry lion, a powder keg that could explode at any time.
What the hell, he never expected that after he lost money, he would hear rumors flying all over the place when he woke up. Some people even said that he wanted to do evil things to Ohnoki last night, but Ohnoki resisted desperately and would rather die than obey!
His grandma's evil intentions were true, but they were not the evil intentions those bastards said!
It’s really annoying. After losing money, there are still rumors. Is there any law?Is there any axiom?
This is Konoha, he can't take action directly, and he can't make people shut up, so he can only come to Tsunade, hoping that Tsunade will help stop it, and at the same time find the despicable villain who spreads rumors and cut him into pieces!
As a result, when he arrived at the door of the Hokage Building, he was stopped by the guard and refused to let him in. Can the furious Raikage endure it?He broke in immediately, and this was the scene.
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"What happened outside, so noisy?" Tsunade frowned, as if talking to the air.
Then an ANBU appeared, "Return to the Hokage, it's the Raikage. He wants to see you."
Tsunade said dissatisfied: "Then let him see you. Why are you arguing? Let him come over."
Needless to say, Tsunade already understood what was going on, and the real owner came to the door.
I don’t know whether the other “victim” is here or not. He has not been notified yet. He may be on the way, or he may not come.
Just as Tsunade was thinking, Raikage was quickly brought over. Tsunade just smiled, but as soon as he entered the door, he came to Tsunade and slammed his fist on the desk.
"Tsunade, I want you to tell them to stop discussing immediately! In addition, you must find the bastard who spread the rumors immediately. I will cut him into pieces!"
The Third Raikage shouted angrily, the sound was like thunder, deafening, the whole building could be heard, even the building shook, and dust fell rustling down.
In an instant, Tsunade's expression turned cold.
"Lord Raikage, do you think this is still you, Kumogakure? Or do you think I am your subordinate? Were you giving me orders just now?"
Tsunade folded her hands on the table and stared at the Third Raikage with an indifferent expression.
Faced with Tsunade's questioning, the Third Raikage regained his composure, suppressed his anger and said, "That's not what I meant."
Tsunade looked at him coldly and said reluctantly: "Then what do you mean?"
In fact, Tsunade was deliberately messing around. She knew the purpose of the Third Raikage's visit, and she also knew who the rumor maker in Raikage's mouth was, so she didn't want to talk to Raikage. It was best to mess around and let Raikage ignore the matter.
"I don't mean anything... No, what I mean is that I want you to help me find the rumor monger quickly and ban other people from discussing this matter!"
The Third Raikage was almost knocked unconscious by Tsunade, but in the end he returned to the topic.
However, Tsunade shook her head: "Sorry, Lord Raikage, I cannot agree to your request."
"First of all, what we in Konoha advocate is freedom of speech. We generally don't care about what other people want to discuss, unless their remarks threaten Konoha."
"Secondly, it's the rumormonger you mentioned. I don't know whether the rumormonger exists, and no one is sure whether these are rumors... Well, of course, I, Raikage-dono, you definitely didn't do that kind of thing, but it's just me. It’s useless to believe it alone.”
Tsunade paused and continued: "To say the least, if there is really a rumor maker, it would be difficult to check. When what happened last night, there should be many people present, right? There are people like you, Ohnoki himself. There are also people from Konoha, tell me, who do you suspect?"
I doubt Namikaze Enmon!Doubt Ohnoki!
There were many people present last night, but there were only two real outsiders, namely Namikaze Enmon and Ohnoki, so the Third Raikage had reason to suspect them both. Among them, Namikaze Enmon was the most suspicious!
The reason is very simple. If it were Onoki, the rumor would never be what it is now. This is completely killing one thousand enemies and damaging oneself eight hundred. He doesn't believe that Onoki can be so stupid. After thinking about it, only Namikaze Enmon can do it. The most suspicious!
Then the Third Raikage buzzed and said, "I doubt Namikaze Enmon!"
Tsunade paused and frowned, "Huh? Do you doubt Yanmen?"
Tsunade seemed a little angry, "As far as I know, it was Yanmen who helped you resolve the conflict between you and Onoki last night, and he also lent you 2000 million taels for free. Now you actually doubt him, Lei Mr. Ying, you are not kind."
"Could it be that you deliberately released this information and used it as an excuse to default on your debt?"
Tsunade stared at the Third Raikage with a half-smile, as if to say, "I have already seen through your tricks."
The Third Raikage was stunned for a few seconds, and then his energy and blood rose from the soles of his feet to his forehead. His whole body was red, his eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted hysterically:
"You! Put! Fart!"
boom!
Like a lion roaring from the east of the river, a wave of sound came from the third generation Raikage's mouth, blowing all the documents on the desk away, and some of them blew directly into Tsunade's face.
clap la la...
In the office, countless documents fell from the sky like flowers scattered by a goddess, scattering all over the floor, extremely messy.
Tsunade slowly took off the document stuck to her face, her calm face began to twist, and veins popped out on her smooth forehead.
"Asshole! Who asked you to act recklessly in my office!"
Tsunade turned into a green shadow and punched the Third Raikage.
The Third Raikage was naturally able to react to Tsunade's speed, but he knew that he was in the wrong and that Tsunade could not hurt him, so he actually withstood the blow without dodging.
I saw him crossing his hands in front of him, and then Tsunade punched both arms. The floor under the Raikage's feet began to crack, and then the Raikage crashed through the wall and flew backwards.
The next second, the Third Raikage flew back again. He looked at Tsunade, who was still maintaining the punching posture, and said in a deep voice: "Hokage, have you calmed down now? It was my fault just now, and I apologize, but I think You should be able to understand my feelings."
No, I don't understand, and I don't want to understand.
Tsunade retracted her fist and thought expressionlessly.
The two were silent for a while. After a while, Tsunade sighed: "Lord Raikage, I completely understand your mood, but you can't be like this. This is not your Kumogakure, and I am not your subordinate. You have this attitude. , I can't accept it. But since you have apologized, forget it, just pay attention next time."
"Can we issue a gag order now?" the Third Raikage said anxiously.
Tsunade held her head and sighed: "Lord Raikage, I said, if someone else has his mouth, how can I stop them from saying something? You can't let me arrest or kill everyone, right? That's impossible. , I will never agree!"
"Of course, don't worry. I'll help you find a way to make sure that they stop the discussion before tonight. Really, this is the maximum I can do. After all, I am not the only one in Konoha. People have the final say.”
"Then... okay." The Third Raikage was a little reluctant, but in the end he nodded, and then he said: "The rumor maker..."
Tsunade nodded and said in a businesslike manner: "You want the rumormonger, right? OK, you send your people over first and let us investigate. Everyone in your hotel last night must accept us. We hope that you, Raikage-dono, can also cooperate with our investigation, and I will personally lobby for Onoki and Namikaze Enmon."
"Don't worry, as long as you enter our torture room in Konoha, I will take care of it and help you get to the bottom of this matter. I also want to see who is spreading rumors! It's really unreasonable!"
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Yanmen saw the Third Raikage gnashing his teeth underneath and struggling for a little interest. He couldn't hold back and asked again.
The Third Raikage stared with eyes the size of copper bells and gritted his teeth, "Namikaze Enmon, you are taking advantage of the situation!"
"That means I don't want to borrow it? If I don't borrow it, I'll be put down."
Yanmen didn't bother to pay attention to him.
It seems that I lent you money, but you actually said that I was taking advantage of you. I won’t lend you money, okay?
"borrow!"
A low roar came from the third generation Raikage's throat, as if he had made some decision that went against his ancestors.
"What?" Yanmen didn't hear clearly, "What did you say? Do you want to borrow it or not? You are such a nagging person, can you give me an accurate answer? Look at people like Da Yemu and others, they are all anxious."
Onoki's eyes widened, nonsense, I'm not in a hurry!
Of course, it would be better to get the money sooner, he doesn't mind, not at all.
At this moment, Onoki felt that he was relieved in his heart. Although he was injured by the bastard Raikage in a sneak attack, he could get 2000 million yuan in compensation, which was not a special loss.
He was even thinking that it was a good thing he was in Konoha, otherwise it would be impossible for Raikage to compensate him no matter what he said.
······
Soon Onoki received 2000 million in "medical expenses", no more and no less.
When Yanmen handed the money to Onoki, he smiled and said: "Your Excellency Tsuchikage, do you want me to help you with treatment? You only need to give me 100 million, and after half an hour, I promise to let you Recover as before!"
"Of course, I'm talking about the chest injury. As for your waist injury, you'll have to pay extra..."
I'm going to you!
Ohnoki turned around and left.
I just got this money, and you want to get a share of it. It's not enough to make money from Raikage, so you want to make money from me too, right?
no way!
The windows are all welded shut for you!
"Hey, don't go, Mr. Tsuchikage, think about it. Asking me for one million yuan is really a good deal. Usually others pay high prices for me. Now I only charge you 100 million. You have made a lot of money. do you know?"
The more Yanmen said this, the faster Ohnoki walked, and in the end he simply flew away.
Onoki cursed as he flew, Damn Namikaze Enmon, the 5000 million taels you took from me last time wasn't enough, right?
One shot for 100 million?
I bother!
Then my 2000 million can only let you make twenty moves?Grab money!
If it's 100 taels, I'll consider it. 100 million, go to hell!
It's not like Iwagakure doesn't have medical ninjas, so why should he be taken advantage of?
Ohnoki cursed and walked away. Yanmen looked at his retreating figure and felt a little pity. He shook his head: "Oh, it's a pity that the 100 million he got was gone. Forget it, I made 100 million anyway, so... good."
Yanmen turned his attention to the Third Raikage and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Raikage, you owe me twenty-one million taels now. Remember to repay the money when the time comes. Don't force me to come and ask for it in person, otherwise it won't be the price. .”
The Third Raikage had a dark face, "Namikaze Enmon, you shameless guy, when did it become 100 million? Isn't the interest one hundred thousand a day? This is only the first day!"
"Oh, really? It's almost the same anyway, no need to worry about it so clearly. Okay, no more talking, the matter is settled, I'm leaving, goodbye."
After saying that, Yanmen disappeared.
"Oh, by the way, Raikage-dono, you have damaged the hotel facilities, remember to pay for it when the time comes."
At this moment, although the Yanmen man had left, his voice still came from not far away.
boom!
The Third Raikage couldn't bear it any longer. He punched the wall with his fist, breaking a big hole in an instant. He cursed angrily: "Money, money, money. Money is all in their heads. Have they lost their money eye!?"
Troy looked at the broken wall, opened his mouth, and felt like crying. Lord Raikage, you have to pay for this...
But it seems it's too late to stop it now.
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Silent all night.
The next day, in the morning.
About what happened last night suddenly spread in Konoha, and countless people talked about it.
"Hey, did you hear that Tsuchikage went to visit the Raikage last night and was beaten!"
"Huh? Why?"
"My cousin's second uncle's second uncle didn't tell me the specific reason, but it is said, it is said that they were the only two people in the room at that time, and later someone saw the Raikage without any clothes..."
"Wait a minute, what do you mean without clothes?"
"Are you stupid? If you're not wearing clothes, you're not wearing clothes. Do you still need me to describe it to you?"
"More than that, I heard that the Tsuchikage was holding his waist when he left!"
"Not only that, I heard that Raikage gave him 2000 million!"
"Hiss - wait a minute, there's a lot of information here, let me sort it out first."
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Naruto Office.
Tsunade looked at the information in her hand and suddenly felt dumbfounded.
"All this news came from Yanmen?"
"Well, the captain asked us to let them out." A direct ANBU replied.
"This kid really doesn't have a moment to spare!" Tsunade scolded with a smile, and then said: "Where is he now? Why didn't he come to report the situation to me?"
"Captain Yanmen has gone back to sleep."
Tsunade was startled, and she suddenly remembered that Yanmen seemed to have not slept for several days in a row. Not only did he preside over the exam for several days in a row, but he also had to keep an eye on them at night, so he really didn't have time to sleep.
At this moment, Tsunade felt a little distressed. He was only 13 years old.
"I understand, just let him sleep and don't let anyone disturb him."
As soon as he finished speaking, the next second, there was a noise outside the office.
"Get out of the way! I want to see the Hokage!"
"Sorry, Lord Raikage, you cannot enter without invitation."
"You dare to stop me!?" The Third Raikage was like an angry lion, a powder keg that could explode at any time.
What the hell, he never expected that after he lost money, he would hear rumors flying all over the place when he woke up. Some people even said that he wanted to do evil things to Ohnoki last night, but Ohnoki resisted desperately and would rather die than obey!
His grandma's evil intentions were true, but they were not the evil intentions those bastards said!
It’s really annoying. After losing money, there are still rumors. Is there any law?Is there any axiom?
This is Konoha, he can't take action directly, and he can't make people shut up, so he can only come to Tsunade, hoping that Tsunade will help stop it, and at the same time find the despicable villain who spreads rumors and cut him into pieces!
As a result, when he arrived at the door of the Hokage Building, he was stopped by the guard and refused to let him in. Can the furious Raikage endure it?He broke in immediately, and this was the scene.
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"What happened outside, so noisy?" Tsunade frowned, as if talking to the air.
Then an ANBU appeared, "Return to the Hokage, it's the Raikage. He wants to see you."
Tsunade said dissatisfied: "Then let him see you. Why are you arguing? Let him come over."
Needless to say, Tsunade already understood what was going on, and the real owner came to the door.
I don’t know whether the other “victim” is here or not. He has not been notified yet. He may be on the way, or he may not come.
Just as Tsunade was thinking, Raikage was quickly brought over. Tsunade just smiled, but as soon as he entered the door, he came to Tsunade and slammed his fist on the desk.
"Tsunade, I want you to tell them to stop discussing immediately! In addition, you must find the bastard who spread the rumors immediately. I will cut him into pieces!"
The Third Raikage shouted angrily, the sound was like thunder, deafening, the whole building could be heard, even the building shook, and dust fell rustling down.
In an instant, Tsunade's expression turned cold.
"Lord Raikage, do you think this is still you, Kumogakure? Or do you think I am your subordinate? Were you giving me orders just now?"
Tsunade folded her hands on the table and stared at the Third Raikage with an indifferent expression.
Faced with Tsunade's questioning, the Third Raikage regained his composure, suppressed his anger and said, "That's not what I meant."
Tsunade looked at him coldly and said reluctantly: "Then what do you mean?"
In fact, Tsunade was deliberately messing around. She knew the purpose of the Third Raikage's visit, and she also knew who the rumor maker in Raikage's mouth was, so she didn't want to talk to Raikage. It was best to mess around and let Raikage ignore the matter.
"I don't mean anything... No, what I mean is that I want you to help me find the rumor monger quickly and ban other people from discussing this matter!"
The Third Raikage was almost knocked unconscious by Tsunade, but in the end he returned to the topic.
However, Tsunade shook her head: "Sorry, Lord Raikage, I cannot agree to your request."
"First of all, what we in Konoha advocate is freedom of speech. We generally don't care about what other people want to discuss, unless their remarks threaten Konoha."
"Secondly, it's the rumormonger you mentioned. I don't know whether the rumormonger exists, and no one is sure whether these are rumors... Well, of course, I, Raikage-dono, you definitely didn't do that kind of thing, but it's just me. It’s useless to believe it alone.”
Tsunade paused and continued: "To say the least, if there is really a rumor maker, it would be difficult to check. When what happened last night, there should be many people present, right? There are people like you, Ohnoki himself. There are also people from Konoha, tell me, who do you suspect?"
I doubt Namikaze Enmon!Doubt Ohnoki!
There were many people present last night, but there were only two real outsiders, namely Namikaze Enmon and Ohnoki, so the Third Raikage had reason to suspect them both. Among them, Namikaze Enmon was the most suspicious!
The reason is very simple. If it were Onoki, the rumor would never be what it is now. This is completely killing one thousand enemies and damaging oneself eight hundred. He doesn't believe that Onoki can be so stupid. After thinking about it, only Namikaze Enmon can do it. The most suspicious!
Then the Third Raikage buzzed and said, "I doubt Namikaze Enmon!"
Tsunade paused and frowned, "Huh? Do you doubt Yanmen?"
Tsunade seemed a little angry, "As far as I know, it was Yanmen who helped you resolve the conflict between you and Onoki last night, and he also lent you 2000 million taels for free. Now you actually doubt him, Lei Mr. Ying, you are not kind."
"Could it be that you deliberately released this information and used it as an excuse to default on your debt?"
Tsunade stared at the Third Raikage with a half-smile, as if to say, "I have already seen through your tricks."
The Third Raikage was stunned for a few seconds, and then his energy and blood rose from the soles of his feet to his forehead. His whole body was red, his eyes were bloodshot, and he shouted hysterically:
"You! Put! Fart!"
boom!
Like a lion roaring from the east of the river, a wave of sound came from the third generation Raikage's mouth, blowing all the documents on the desk away, and some of them blew directly into Tsunade's face.
clap la la...
In the office, countless documents fell from the sky like flowers scattered by a goddess, scattering all over the floor, extremely messy.
Tsunade slowly took off the document stuck to her face, her calm face began to twist, and veins popped out on her smooth forehead.
"Asshole! Who asked you to act recklessly in my office!"
Tsunade turned into a green shadow and punched the Third Raikage.
The Third Raikage was naturally able to react to Tsunade's speed, but he knew that he was in the wrong and that Tsunade could not hurt him, so he actually withstood the blow without dodging.
I saw him crossing his hands in front of him, and then Tsunade punched both arms. The floor under the Raikage's feet began to crack, and then the Raikage crashed through the wall and flew backwards.
The next second, the Third Raikage flew back again. He looked at Tsunade, who was still maintaining the punching posture, and said in a deep voice: "Hokage, have you calmed down now? It was my fault just now, and I apologize, but I think You should be able to understand my feelings."
No, I don't understand, and I don't want to understand.
Tsunade retracted her fist and thought expressionlessly.
The two were silent for a while. After a while, Tsunade sighed: "Lord Raikage, I completely understand your mood, but you can't be like this. This is not your Kumogakure, and I am not your subordinate. You have this attitude. , I can't accept it. But since you have apologized, forget it, just pay attention next time."
"Can we issue a gag order now?" the Third Raikage said anxiously.
Tsunade held her head and sighed: "Lord Raikage, I said, if someone else has his mouth, how can I stop them from saying something? You can't let me arrest or kill everyone, right? That's impossible. , I will never agree!"
"Of course, don't worry. I'll help you find a way to make sure that they stop the discussion before tonight. Really, this is the maximum I can do. After all, I am not the only one in Konoha. People have the final say.”
"Then... okay." The Third Raikage was a little reluctant, but in the end he nodded, and then he said: "The rumor maker..."
Tsunade nodded and said in a businesslike manner: "You want the rumormonger, right? OK, you send your people over first and let us investigate. Everyone in your hotel last night must accept us. We hope that you, Raikage-dono, can also cooperate with our investigation, and I will personally lobby for Onoki and Namikaze Enmon."
"Don't worry, as long as you enter our torture room in Konoha, I will take care of it and help you get to the bottom of this matter. I also want to see who is spreading rumors! It's really unreasonable!"
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