Chapter 2150 Come and lick me
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Ke Ning
"What am I!"
Lu Shaoqing looked up at the sky, deeply speechless.
A total of seven thunderbolts struck him, making him doubt his life.
Lu Shaoqing's hair was fluffy and he looked at Ji Yan with a dull expression on his face, "What's wrong with Tianyu Peak?"
"Did the leader install a lightning rod or a lightning-inducing device here at Tianyu Peak?"
"Or is there something big wrong with Tianyu Peak? Did he poke Thunder Lord in the ass and make thunder here every day?"
He couldn't dodge any of the seven thunderbolts.
During the Mahayana period, I was struck by lightning as soon as I returned home. Is there any justice?
Ji Yan laughed and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Who are you trying to attack?"
"Why don't you make sarcastic remarks here," Lu Shaoqing pointed at Ji Yan and shouted angrily, "Do you believe I will kill you when the time comes?"
Ji Yan raised his head to see if there was anything else.
Lu Shaoqing simply stood next to Ji Yan.
Ji Yan was disgusted and said, "Stay away from me."
"If you want to split, let's split together. I will enjoy the blessings and share the hardships."
However, Lu Shaoqing waited for a long time and did not wait for Tianlei to come. Instead, he waited for his daughter.
"father!"
A figure in the distance rushed over and knocked Lu Shaoqing down.
"I go!"
Lu Shaoqing was surprised, "Have you grown so big?"
Xiao Hei used to look like he was two or three years old, but now he looks like he is seven or eight years old.
I used to go to kindergarten, but now I can go to elementary school.
Xiao Hei squinted his eyes and hung on Lu Shaoqing's body, his white and tender feet dangling wildly. "Dad, where have you been? You haven't been back for so long. Xiao Hei misses you so much."
Lu Shaoqing pulled Xiao Hei off her neck, lifted her up and looked at her.
She has indeed grown up, she is white, tender, juicy, plump, and still as cute as ever.
Lu Shaoqing was very curious. After putting Xiao Hei down, he pinched her cheek. It was fleshy and cute. "Good girl, tell daddy, how long has it been?"
Ji Yan also pricked up his ears.
Lu Shaoqing and Ji Yan were in the fallen world, one was unconscious and the other was saving the world. Neither of them could determine how much time had passed.
However, Lu Shaoqing asked the wrong person this question.
Xiao Hei blinked his watery eyes and shook his head in confusion, "I don't know."
Xiao Hei has a simple mind and often sleeps at Tianyu Peak. Who knows how much time has passed.
It might be more clear if you ask her what she usually eats.
"Huh?" came an old voice, "Are you back?"
The old sycamore tree floated over, with a bit of excitement in its calm eyes.
He ran to salute Ji Yan, "Master Ji Yan, you are finally back."
Lu Shaoqing looked down upon him, "What about me? Why don't you come and lick me?"
"Old licking dog!"
Wutongshu turned away, not wanting to deal with the vulgar guy.
"Old Shu, what's your attitude?" Lu Shaoqing was unhappy and threw her daughter over, "Good girl, let him lick me."
"I don't like being licked, but I want to treat everyone equally."
Xiao Hei was riding on the head of the sycamore tree, "Grandpa Tree, don't you miss my dad very much?"
"He's back, you should be happy."
The sycamore tree's face was as wrinkled as its bark.
Although I miss him a little, now that I'm back, Wutongshu thinks it's better to hang out outside.
The moment he opens his mouth, he wants someone to hit him.
If you miss someone like this, do you still have the face to spread the word?
Wutongshu would not admit it even if he killed him, he said, "Huh, I just want him to come back soon. I don't want you and Xiao Yatou to nag me in my ears every day. I can't even sleep peacefully."
"It's okay for you little girl. Xiao Yi, that girl, comes to my place to chat whenever she has free time. She treats me as a wishing tree, hoping that they will come back."
Lu Shaoqing said from the side, "Stop complaining here, you haven't licked me yet, hurry up."
The sycamore tree turned and walked away.
"Hey, don't leave." Lu Shaoqing said hurriedly, "Don't let me give you the opportunity to be a bitch in vain."
The sycamore tree can't bear it. I am a sycamore tree, not some licking dog.
Even if I want to lick, I won’t lick you, you bastard.
"Damn it!" The sycamore tree sprayed Lu Shaoqing directly, "You bastard, why don't you die outside?"
"Good people don't live long, bad people live a thousand years."
Is God blind?
Why don't you kill this bastard?
Lu Shaoqing was furious, "Old Shu, how vicious are your thoughts?"
"You only live a thousand years!"
The lifespan of the Mahayana period starts at 3 years, and if you live for a thousand years, who can you curse?
"Okay," Ji Yan said and asked the sycamore tree, "Where are my master and the others?"
For Ji Yan, Wutongshu could only admire and even be in awe. He calmed down and said, "Master Shaofeng and Xiao Yatou are going to protect your master's wife from this calamity."
"Three girls, Yu Ling, Yu Meng and Cai Mei, went to Thousand Bandits City. Do we need to rule them?"
Lu Shaoqing asked strangely, "Why are you going to Thousand Bandits City?"
No wonder there is no one here in Tianyu Peak, it turns out that everyone has gone out.
"Your Lingxiao faction is building war equipment in Thousand Bandits City. It is said that you went to Thousand Bandits City to avoid too many people knowing about it."
Wutongshu shook his head, not showing much interest in this kind of thing.
Lu Shaoqing had mentioned this to Yu Ling before, but he didn't expect to actually do it.
"Okay," Lu Shaoqing yawned and said to Ji Yan, "You go to the boss and report to cancel the fake."
"Oh, by the way," Lu Shaoqing asked the sycamore tree, "How long have we been gone?"
"56 years!" Wutongshu accurately reported a number.
"Ouch, so long?" Lu Shaoqing and Ji Yan looked at each other, both a little surprised.
They knew that a long time had passed, but they did not expect that such a long time had passed.
"Things have changed and people have changed!" Lu Shaoqing sighed.
Including the time spent in the Void World, it has been seven or eighty years since I left the Lingxiao Sect.
The sycamore tree rolled its eyes, a mere 56 years is nothing.
He didn't even know how many 56 years he lived.
"By the way, did my wife give birth to a monkey?" Lu Shaoqing was more concerned about the question than other questions, "Have we been promoted to uncles?"
Wutongshu gave Lu Shaoqing a blank look, wondering what on earth was going on in this guy's mind.
He snorted, "Instead of caring about this issue, you might as well care about other things..."
Lu Shaoqing looked up at the sky, deeply speechless.
A total of seven thunderbolts struck him, making him doubt his life.
Lu Shaoqing's hair was fluffy and he looked at Ji Yan with a dull expression on his face, "What's wrong with Tianyu Peak?"
"Did the leader install a lightning rod or a lightning-inducing device here at Tianyu Peak?"
"Or is there something big wrong with Tianyu Peak? Did he poke Thunder Lord in the ass and make thunder here every day?"
He couldn't dodge any of the seven thunderbolts.
During the Mahayana period, I was struck by lightning as soon as I returned home. Is there any justice?
Ji Yan laughed and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Who are you trying to attack?"
"Why don't you make sarcastic remarks here," Lu Shaoqing pointed at Ji Yan and shouted angrily, "Do you believe I will kill you when the time comes?"
Ji Yan raised his head to see if there was anything else.
Lu Shaoqing simply stood next to Ji Yan.
Ji Yan was disgusted and said, "Stay away from me."
"If you want to split, let's split together. I will enjoy the blessings and share the hardships."
However, Lu Shaoqing waited for a long time and did not wait for Tianlei to come. Instead, he waited for his daughter.
"father!"
A figure in the distance rushed over and knocked Lu Shaoqing down.
"I go!"
Lu Shaoqing was surprised, "Have you grown so big?"
Xiao Hei used to look like he was two or three years old, but now he looks like he is seven or eight years old.
I used to go to kindergarten, but now I can go to elementary school.
Xiao Hei squinted his eyes and hung on Lu Shaoqing's body, his white and tender feet dangling wildly. "Dad, where have you been? You haven't been back for so long. Xiao Hei misses you so much."
Lu Shaoqing pulled Xiao Hei off her neck, lifted her up and looked at her.
She has indeed grown up, she is white, tender, juicy, plump, and still as cute as ever.
Lu Shaoqing was very curious. After putting Xiao Hei down, he pinched her cheek. It was fleshy and cute. "Good girl, tell daddy, how long has it been?"
Ji Yan also pricked up his ears.
Lu Shaoqing and Ji Yan were in the fallen world, one was unconscious and the other was saving the world. Neither of them could determine how much time had passed.
However, Lu Shaoqing asked the wrong person this question.
Xiao Hei blinked his watery eyes and shook his head in confusion, "I don't know."
Xiao Hei has a simple mind and often sleeps at Tianyu Peak. Who knows how much time has passed.
It might be more clear if you ask her what she usually eats.
"Huh?" came an old voice, "Are you back?"
The old sycamore tree floated over, with a bit of excitement in its calm eyes.
He ran to salute Ji Yan, "Master Ji Yan, you are finally back."
Lu Shaoqing looked down upon him, "What about me? Why don't you come and lick me?"
"Old licking dog!"
Wutongshu turned away, not wanting to deal with the vulgar guy.
"Old Shu, what's your attitude?" Lu Shaoqing was unhappy and threw her daughter over, "Good girl, let him lick me."
"I don't like being licked, but I want to treat everyone equally."
Xiao Hei was riding on the head of the sycamore tree, "Grandpa Tree, don't you miss my dad very much?"
"He's back, you should be happy."
The sycamore tree's face was as wrinkled as its bark.
Although I miss him a little, now that I'm back, Wutongshu thinks it's better to hang out outside.
The moment he opens his mouth, he wants someone to hit him.
If you miss someone like this, do you still have the face to spread the word?
Wutongshu would not admit it even if he killed him, he said, "Huh, I just want him to come back soon. I don't want you and Xiao Yatou to nag me in my ears every day. I can't even sleep peacefully."
"It's okay for you little girl. Xiao Yi, that girl, comes to my place to chat whenever she has free time. She treats me as a wishing tree, hoping that they will come back."
Lu Shaoqing said from the side, "Stop complaining here, you haven't licked me yet, hurry up."
The sycamore tree turned and walked away.
"Hey, don't leave." Lu Shaoqing said hurriedly, "Don't let me give you the opportunity to be a bitch in vain."
The sycamore tree can't bear it. I am a sycamore tree, not some licking dog.
Even if I want to lick, I won’t lick you, you bastard.
"Damn it!" The sycamore tree sprayed Lu Shaoqing directly, "You bastard, why don't you die outside?"
"Good people don't live long, bad people live a thousand years."
Is God blind?
Why don't you kill this bastard?
Lu Shaoqing was furious, "Old Shu, how vicious are your thoughts?"
"You only live a thousand years!"
The lifespan of the Mahayana period starts at 3 years, and if you live for a thousand years, who can you curse?
"Okay," Ji Yan said and asked the sycamore tree, "Where are my master and the others?"
For Ji Yan, Wutongshu could only admire and even be in awe. He calmed down and said, "Master Shaofeng and Xiao Yatou are going to protect your master's wife from this calamity."
"Three girls, Yu Ling, Yu Meng and Cai Mei, went to Thousand Bandits City. Do we need to rule them?"
Lu Shaoqing asked strangely, "Why are you going to Thousand Bandits City?"
No wonder there is no one here in Tianyu Peak, it turns out that everyone has gone out.
"Your Lingxiao faction is building war equipment in Thousand Bandits City. It is said that you went to Thousand Bandits City to avoid too many people knowing about it."
Wutongshu shook his head, not showing much interest in this kind of thing.
Lu Shaoqing had mentioned this to Yu Ling before, but he didn't expect to actually do it.
"Okay," Lu Shaoqing yawned and said to Ji Yan, "You go to the boss and report to cancel the fake."
"Oh, by the way," Lu Shaoqing asked the sycamore tree, "How long have we been gone?"
"56 years!" Wutongshu accurately reported a number.
"Ouch, so long?" Lu Shaoqing and Ji Yan looked at each other, both a little surprised.
They knew that a long time had passed, but they did not expect that such a long time had passed.
"Things have changed and people have changed!" Lu Shaoqing sighed.
Including the time spent in the Void World, it has been seven or eighty years since I left the Lingxiao Sect.
The sycamore tree rolled its eyes, a mere 56 years is nothing.
He didn't even know how many 56 years he lived.
"By the way, did my wife give birth to a monkey?" Lu Shaoqing was more concerned about the question than other questions, "Have we been promoted to uncles?"
Wutongshu gave Lu Shaoqing a blank look, wondering what on earth was going on in this guy's mind.
He snorted, "Instead of caring about this issue, you might as well care about other things..."
