020 Disrespecting the Old!
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
On the way home, the two stopped by and went to Holy Soul Village with Tang San.
In fact, it was not on the way, but in fact, I wanted to see Tang San's sad look after Tang Hao left.
By the way, see if you can trigger a cheating mission.
Sitting comfortably in the carriage, Xiao Wu looked at the world outside the window with a curious face, Tang San was full of excitement and energetic driving, and Zhang Tianyu was leisurely checking the property panel.
Host: Zhang Tianyu
First Martial Spirit: Huang Quan
Second Martial Soul: None
Soul Power: Level 19
Soul bone: Soul bone of left leg (8000 year old Yunyehe left leg bone, skills: stepping on the cloud, stepping on the cloud)
Soul guide: none
Self-created soul skills: [Ghost Shadow Mistrack], [Thunder Sword]
Soul ring soul skill: [The first soul skill Scorching Sun Judgment]
道具：强力胶*1（1/2）、蛇腥香*1（1/2）、疲劳虫*1
Reward Points: 352
Basically, there is no change, except that the soul power has been increased by 2 levels, and these two levels were cultivated by Zhang Tianyu himself.
Since they are all simple deceiving tasks, the few remaining deceiving props are useless.
But there are so many reward points.
In addition, Xiao Wu's favorability has also increased very high, in the words of the system: it has already increased to the limit that minors can achieve.
We have reached the top at this stage, and the rest will naturally come to fruition when we grow up.
Douluo Dalu is different from other worlds, people are generally precocious.
In the novel, Oscar was only 14 when he first appeared, but he said that his parents had him when he was his age.
It means having a baby at the age of 14.
From the perspective of Zhang Tianyu's traditional blue star concept, this is simply unimaginable, but it is a common occurrence in Douluo Dalu.
So, as long as he and Xiao Wu are 14 years old, they can...
"To be precise, it is 13 years old." The system said, "It takes at least ten months from conception to delivery."
Zhang Tianyu stroked the timeline, he awakened his martial soul at the age of 6, entered Notting College, entered Shrek five years later, 6+5, and entered Shrek at the age of 11...
In other words, after two years of entering Shrek? !
"Not absolutely," the system said again, "the laws on Douluo Continent do not clearly stipulate the minimum age for marriage and childbearing, especially for soul masters. Don't forget that Ma Hongjun has had to rely on some strange Weird way to suppress the evil fire in his body, he is also a martial soul awakened at the age of 6."
"Yes, this is really a magical world." Zhang Tianyu laughed.
"Huh? What are you laughing at?" Xiao Wu asked strangely.
Zhang Tianyu looked outside, Tang San was driving the car intently, at the moment there were only him and Xiao Wu in the car.
So he approached Xiao Wu and whispered, "I'm thinking about what name I should give the child if I get married and have a child in the future."
Xiao Wu was taken aback for a moment, then her face turned red, and she poked Zhang Tianyu's forehead with her finger: "You, you, how old are you now! A seven-year-old kid is still thinking about having a baby in the future, thinking so far .”
"Ah, what's the matter, after all, it's one of the three major events in life!"
"You, you." Xiao Wu poked his forehead again, and asked with a smile, "Then what name do you want to name your future child?"
"Zhang dog egg."
"Hey, it's really ugly."
"Then what's your name?"
Xiao Wu began to think seriously: "emmm...if it's a boy, you can call it Yingxuan, if it's a girl, you can call it...hey, why do I want to help you think of this kind of name so seriously? name!"
Xiao Wu suddenly reacted and said with a blushing face.
Zhang Tianyu said seriously: "Because your name sounds nice, but if you look at me, you can only name it like a dog."
Xiao Wu rolled his eyes at him, and said with a smile: "Let your future wife think about it!"
Zhang Tianyu laughed: "Look, you have already figured out the boy's name just now, so if you become my wife in the future, isn't the boy's name ready-made?"
"You..." Xiao Wu blushed on the spot!
"Who will be your wife." Xiao Wu pretended to be angry and poked him on the forehead, then turned around and ignored him.
"Hey, my old buddy, are you kidding me, why are you so angry." Zhang Tianyu patted her shoulder.
Xiao Wu turned around and looked at him, and he immediately said seriously, "Actually, I wasn't joking just now."
Xiao Wu was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Zhang Tianyu with a little bewilderment in her eyes, her petite body trembling a little at this moment.
"Hmph! If you say that again, I will ignore you!" Xiao Wu reacted abruptly, and turned her back to Zhang Tianyu again.
"Okay, okay, don't say that, turn around."
Only then did Xiao Wu turn around, her face was so red that it was about to bleed.
After all, she is an old sister with a cultivation base of 10 years. Although she is definitely not the kind of old sister with rich experience, she definitely knows everything she should know.
"It's amazing my host," the system began to complain, "Such a wave of repeated horizontal jumping operations, Xiao Wu's heartbeat is unstable and her breathing is short of breath."
"You think I'm looking at the Daquan of Picking Up Girls for nothing?" Zhang Tianyu paused, and then continued: "However, when it comes to Daquan of Picking Up Girls, I think of Bibi Dong, and when I talk about Bibi Dong, I think of the account I made before. I missed Liu Erlong (actually, I only remembered it after seeing the comments of book friends).
Including Liu Erlong, if you don't join the Spirit Hall, you will be able to have close contact with at least ten beauties in total!So it is even more impossible for me to join Wuhundian. "
"Liu Erlong's body is quite good, quite huge." The system said.
Zhang Tianyu shouted in his heart: "Whoa! That's right! Giant sister, giant beauty, I need more giant sisters!"
The system calmly asked: "Then I would like to ask the host, what do you think is the most important quality of a woman?"
Zhang Tianyu was stunned for a moment, his restless mood instantly cooled down, his eyes became deep and affectionate:
"Soul, the most important quality is soul."
The system asked again: "What about the huge and plump figure?"
"Big, plump bodies are great, but the soul is what counts."
"Reminder: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title [Human Awakening]."
"[Human Sobriety]: The skin will grow old and decay one day. Only the soul that hit it off with you can stay with you forever, beyond life and death, beyond reincarnation."
"Title period: permanent."
"Title attribute: Mental defense increased by 50%, can activate the [Wisdom Eye] ability, and has a high chance of seeing through illusion-like soul skills."
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the carriage stopped at the gate of Tang San's house in Holy Soul Village.
Tang San rushed into the house excitedly: "Father! I'm back!"
The door of the back room opened, and Old Jack came out: "Oh, Xiao San, you're back."
Zhang Tianyu: ...
I understand the truth, but it's outrageous for you to say 'oh' after someone called 'Dad'!
Disrespectful to the old!
Next time this 'oh' I'll shout!
In fact, it was not on the way, but in fact, I wanted to see Tang San's sad look after Tang Hao left.
By the way, see if you can trigger a cheating mission.
Sitting comfortably in the carriage, Xiao Wu looked at the world outside the window with a curious face, Tang San was full of excitement and energetic driving, and Zhang Tianyu was leisurely checking the property panel.
Host: Zhang Tianyu
First Martial Spirit: Huang Quan
Second Martial Soul: None
Soul Power: Level 19
Soul bone: Soul bone of left leg (8000 year old Yunyehe left leg bone, skills: stepping on the cloud, stepping on the cloud)
Soul guide: none
Self-created soul skills: [Ghost Shadow Mistrack], [Thunder Sword]
Soul ring soul skill: [The first soul skill Scorching Sun Judgment]
道具：强力胶*1（1/2）、蛇腥香*1（1/2）、疲劳虫*1
Reward Points: 352
Basically, there is no change, except that the soul power has been increased by 2 levels, and these two levels were cultivated by Zhang Tianyu himself.
Since they are all simple deceiving tasks, the few remaining deceiving props are useless.
But there are so many reward points.
In addition, Xiao Wu's favorability has also increased very high, in the words of the system: it has already increased to the limit that minors can achieve.
We have reached the top at this stage, and the rest will naturally come to fruition when we grow up.
Douluo Dalu is different from other worlds, people are generally precocious.
In the novel, Oscar was only 14 when he first appeared, but he said that his parents had him when he was his age.
It means having a baby at the age of 14.
From the perspective of Zhang Tianyu's traditional blue star concept, this is simply unimaginable, but it is a common occurrence in Douluo Dalu.
So, as long as he and Xiao Wu are 14 years old, they can...
"To be precise, it is 13 years old." The system said, "It takes at least ten months from conception to delivery."
Zhang Tianyu stroked the timeline, he awakened his martial soul at the age of 6, entered Notting College, entered Shrek five years later, 6+5, and entered Shrek at the age of 11...
In other words, after two years of entering Shrek? !
"Not absolutely," the system said again, "the laws on Douluo Continent do not clearly stipulate the minimum age for marriage and childbearing, especially for soul masters. Don't forget that Ma Hongjun has had to rely on some strange Weird way to suppress the evil fire in his body, he is also a martial soul awakened at the age of 6."
"Yes, this is really a magical world." Zhang Tianyu laughed.
"Huh? What are you laughing at?" Xiao Wu asked strangely.
Zhang Tianyu looked outside, Tang San was driving the car intently, at the moment there were only him and Xiao Wu in the car.
So he approached Xiao Wu and whispered, "I'm thinking about what name I should give the child if I get married and have a child in the future."
Xiao Wu was taken aback for a moment, then her face turned red, and she poked Zhang Tianyu's forehead with her finger: "You, you, how old are you now! A seven-year-old kid is still thinking about having a baby in the future, thinking so far .”
"Ah, what's the matter, after all, it's one of the three major events in life!"
"You, you." Xiao Wu poked his forehead again, and asked with a smile, "Then what name do you want to name your future child?"
"Zhang dog egg."
"Hey, it's really ugly."
"Then what's your name?"
Xiao Wu began to think seriously: "emmm...if it's a boy, you can call it Yingxuan, if it's a girl, you can call it...hey, why do I want to help you think of this kind of name so seriously? name!"
Xiao Wu suddenly reacted and said with a blushing face.
Zhang Tianyu said seriously: "Because your name sounds nice, but if you look at me, you can only name it like a dog."
Xiao Wu rolled his eyes at him, and said with a smile: "Let your future wife think about it!"
Zhang Tianyu laughed: "Look, you have already figured out the boy's name just now, so if you become my wife in the future, isn't the boy's name ready-made?"
"You..." Xiao Wu blushed on the spot!
"Who will be your wife." Xiao Wu pretended to be angry and poked him on the forehead, then turned around and ignored him.
"Hey, my old buddy, are you kidding me, why are you so angry." Zhang Tianyu patted her shoulder.
Xiao Wu turned around and looked at him, and he immediately said seriously, "Actually, I wasn't joking just now."
Xiao Wu was taken aback for a moment, and looked at Zhang Tianyu with a little bewilderment in her eyes, her petite body trembling a little at this moment.
"Hmph! If you say that again, I will ignore you!" Xiao Wu reacted abruptly, and turned her back to Zhang Tianyu again.
"Okay, okay, don't say that, turn around."
Only then did Xiao Wu turn around, her face was so red that it was about to bleed.
After all, she is an old sister with a cultivation base of 10 years. Although she is definitely not the kind of old sister with rich experience, she definitely knows everything she should know.
"It's amazing my host," the system began to complain, "Such a wave of repeated horizontal jumping operations, Xiao Wu's heartbeat is unstable and her breathing is short of breath."
"You think I'm looking at the Daquan of Picking Up Girls for nothing?" Zhang Tianyu paused, and then continued: "However, when it comes to Daquan of Picking Up Girls, I think of Bibi Dong, and when I talk about Bibi Dong, I think of the account I made before. I missed Liu Erlong (actually, I only remembered it after seeing the comments of book friends).
Including Liu Erlong, if you don't join the Spirit Hall, you will be able to have close contact with at least ten beauties in total!So it is even more impossible for me to join Wuhundian. "
"Liu Erlong's body is quite good, quite huge." The system said.
Zhang Tianyu shouted in his heart: "Whoa! That's right! Giant sister, giant beauty, I need more giant sisters!"
The system calmly asked: "Then I would like to ask the host, what do you think is the most important quality of a woman?"
Zhang Tianyu was stunned for a moment, his restless mood instantly cooled down, his eyes became deep and affectionate:
"Soul, the most important quality is soul."
The system asked again: "What about the huge and plump figure?"
"Big, plump bodies are great, but the soul is what counts."
"Reminder: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the title [Human Awakening]."
"[Human Sobriety]: The skin will grow old and decay one day. Only the soul that hit it off with you can stay with you forever, beyond life and death, beyond reincarnation."
"Title period: permanent."
"Title attribute: Mental defense increased by 50%, can activate the [Wisdom Eye] ability, and has a high chance of seeing through illusion-like soul skills."
At three o'clock in the afternoon, the carriage stopped at the gate of Tang San's house in Holy Soul Village.
Tang San rushed into the house excitedly: "Father! I'm back!"
The door of the back room opened, and Old Jack came out: "Oh, Xiao San, you're back."
Zhang Tianyu: ...
I understand the truth, but it's outrageous for you to say 'oh' after someone called 'Dad'!
Disrespectful to the old!
Next time this 'oh' I'll shout!
