036 I didn't want to be a scumbag, but the system sent tasks
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
"Brother! You are my own brother!"
Dai Mubai transformed into a warrior like the wind and rushed in front of Zhang Tianyu, covering Zhang Tianyu's mouth.
Zhang Tianyu was taken aback: "???"
Seeing Zhang Tianyu's innocent and innocent question mark, Dai Mubai was so aggrieved that he was about to cry!
Zhu Zhuqing put down his rice bowl, turned around and left,
Cold as ice, hard as a stone.
Seeing her walk out of the cafeteria, Dai Mubai let go of his hand: "Tianyu! You are my real brother!"
"Ah? What's the matter?" Zhang Tianyu asked strangely.
Xiao Wu rolled her eyes: "You still can't see it, he wants to harm Zhu Zhuqing now, Ma Hongjun has been talking about his affairs outside, of course he doesn't want Zhu Zhuqing to hear it."
Ning Rongrong continued: "Then you gave him a tulle at the end, which directly confirmed that he had at least a pair of twins outside."
"Ah..." Zhang Tianyu looked embarrassed and apologetic, "I'm sorry, Lao Dai, I... I didn't think too much about it, but when he said twins, I thought of you hugging me when we were betting Those two."
Dai Mubai: ......
After a full five seconds of silence, Dai Mubai slapped his forehead:
"Oh, that's all, those who don't know don't blame me, and I won't say more, Tianyu, dear brother, I won't talk about this matter, in the future..."
"Don't worry, we are all brothers," Zhang Tianyu immediately patted his chest: "From now on, in front of Zhu Zhuqing, as long as we have a chance, we will say that you are a pure and innocent boy!"
Xiao Wu chuckled.
Ning Rongrong was also speechless.
Zhu Zhuqing is not a fool, how can she not know what Dai Mubai looks like?
Even if Dai Mubai engraves the words 'innocent boy' on his face,
In everyone's eyes, it is equivalent to applying a layer of cream on the shit,
Pure waste of these four words.
Dai Mubai also knew this, waved his hand: "That's not necessary."
Turning around and looking at Zhu Zhuqing's disappearing back, Dai Mubai also sighed decadently.
Ma Hongjun also figured out the situation at this time, walked over and said: "Don't worry, Boss Dai, in the future, in front of that chick, I will definitely speak well of you when I have a chance!"
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong both rolled their eyes at them, then lowered their heads and continued to eat.
"By the way, Boss Dai," Ma Hongjun asked again at this time, "Yesterday you said that there was a new student who directly defeated Teacher Zhao. Could it be Zhang Tianyu?"
Dai Mubai said: "You are finally smart for a while, that's right."
Although Ma Hongjun guessed it, he was still somewhat suspicious: "Zhang Tianyu, I admit that you are very powerful, I can't beat you, but Teacher Zhao is a level 76 Soul Sage after all, how did you defeat Teacher Zhao?"
"Competition and deathmatch are two different things," Zhang Tianyu said, "The other is just a little bit of luck."
"Don't be humble." After Dai Mubai finished speaking, he asked everyone to say his nickname, which can be regarded as shortening the distance, after all, they will all be in the same academy in the future, and there are only a few people. It is beneficial and harmless.
Soon, the summoning bell rang, and everyone hurriedly finished their breakfast and came to the college playground.
On the playground, Oscar and Zhu Zhuqing had already arrived.
Oscar shaved his beard, looked like he was still awake, with his eyes half-closed, staggered, and ate a sausage slowly.
Zhu Zhuqing stood on the other side, without squinting, with a cold expression.
Everyone walked over immediately, Dai Mubai of course stood beside Zhu Zhuqing, but as soon as he stood over, Zhu Zhuqing immediately changed places and stood beside Xiao Wu.
Ma Hongjun, Zhang Tianyu and Xiao Wu were immediately separated between Dai Mubai and her.
Ugh
Dai Mubai sighed in his heart.
"Reminder: Received the mission [Family marriage contract is feudal dross], mission objective: capture Zhu Zhuqing. Mission reward: a random soul guide, soul power increased by five levels, reward points +50.
If Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong leave you, it will be regarded as a mission failure; if Zhu Zhuqing's favorability with you drops to 0, it will also be regarded as a mission failure.Failure penalty: Hairstyle changed to Mediterranean for ten years. "
"Reminder: Received the mission [We are the right match], the mission objective: capture Ning Rongrong. Mission reward: a random soul guide, soul power increased by 5 levels, reward points +50.
If Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing leave you, it will be regarded as a mission failure; if Ning Rongrong’s favorability with you drops to 0, it will also be regarded as a mission failure.Failure penalty: the belly becomes a general belly for a period of ten years. "
Zhang Tianyu: ...
what does it mean?
What do you mean by system?
Just let me be a scumbag openly, right?
If you don't become a scumbag, you will become a Mediterranean, general belly, skip adolescence and enter greasy middle age, right?
Ugh!
I'm just an innocent boy!
Why do you want me to be a scumbag?
"Host, please respect yourself. No innocent young man has the ability to ask out a beautiful young girl whom he has known for less than 24 hours to play poker."
"I...we just saw each other by chance and fell in love with each other at first sight!" Zhang Tianyu retorted righteously.
"Fall in love at first sight with dozens of girls?" the system asked back.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
"Anyway, the mission has already been sent out. Whether it succeeds or fails, it is up to the host to decide for himself."
Zhang Tianyu's face hurts.
Still succeed or fail?
Dare I fail?
If you fail, you will directly lose the right to choose a spouse for ten years!
90.00% of the people in the world follow their five senses with their three views,
Both men and women are the same,
He said that he loves you forever, but if you become ugly, he will immediately turn around and leave without any nostalgia!
Regardless of the fact that these three little girls all have a crush on Zhang Tianyu now, if Zhang Tianyu really becomes a Mediterranean beer belly, they might break up with Zhang Tianyu right away, and don't even bother to say a word,
Xiao Wu shouldn't be so straightforward, but the end result should be similar.
Goodness is always only on the surface.
"Since the task is given, I will do it," Zhang Tianyu was silent for a few seconds, and asked in his heart:
"System, since you hate scumbags, why did you choose me as the host?"
Judging from the system's attitude towards Yu Xiaogang at the beginning, this guy is extremely hostile to scumbags, so here comes the problem,
Why would a guy who hates scumbags choose a scumbag to cooperate with?
The system fell silent, and the atmosphere became more and more depressing. After more than ten seconds, the system finally said:
"He's a natural scum, but you're not."
At this moment, the dean of the college, Flender, finally walked over like an old man who had had enough of showing off.
"Thank you." Zhang Tianyu said heartily.
"You're welcome." The system replied.
Flender walked in front of everyone and stopped: "This year is very good, we have four more little monsters. I, Shrek Academy Dean Flender, welcome you on behalf of the academy."
"I heard that there was a little monster who defeated Mr. Zhao yesterday. Who is it? Stand up and let me see."
Zhang Tianyu stood up.
"Well, not bad, first of all, he looks okay."
Crowd:......
good?
Just okay?
As for you, a shoehorn-faced uncle, how dare you say these two words?
Dai Mubai transformed into a warrior like the wind and rushed in front of Zhang Tianyu, covering Zhang Tianyu's mouth.
Zhang Tianyu was taken aback: "???"
Seeing Zhang Tianyu's innocent and innocent question mark, Dai Mubai was so aggrieved that he was about to cry!
Zhu Zhuqing put down his rice bowl, turned around and left,
Cold as ice, hard as a stone.
Seeing her walk out of the cafeteria, Dai Mubai let go of his hand: "Tianyu! You are my real brother!"
"Ah? What's the matter?" Zhang Tianyu asked strangely.
Xiao Wu rolled her eyes: "You still can't see it, he wants to harm Zhu Zhuqing now, Ma Hongjun has been talking about his affairs outside, of course he doesn't want Zhu Zhuqing to hear it."
Ning Rongrong continued: "Then you gave him a tulle at the end, which directly confirmed that he had at least a pair of twins outside."
"Ah..." Zhang Tianyu looked embarrassed and apologetic, "I'm sorry, Lao Dai, I... I didn't think too much about it, but when he said twins, I thought of you hugging me when we were betting Those two."
Dai Mubai: ......
After a full five seconds of silence, Dai Mubai slapped his forehead:
"Oh, that's all, those who don't know don't blame me, and I won't say more, Tianyu, dear brother, I won't talk about this matter, in the future..."
"Don't worry, we are all brothers," Zhang Tianyu immediately patted his chest: "From now on, in front of Zhu Zhuqing, as long as we have a chance, we will say that you are a pure and innocent boy!"
Xiao Wu chuckled.
Ning Rongrong was also speechless.
Zhu Zhuqing is not a fool, how can she not know what Dai Mubai looks like?
Even if Dai Mubai engraves the words 'innocent boy' on his face,
In everyone's eyes, it is equivalent to applying a layer of cream on the shit,
Pure waste of these four words.
Dai Mubai also knew this, waved his hand: "That's not necessary."
Turning around and looking at Zhu Zhuqing's disappearing back, Dai Mubai also sighed decadently.
Ma Hongjun also figured out the situation at this time, walked over and said: "Don't worry, Boss Dai, in the future, in front of that chick, I will definitely speak well of you when I have a chance!"
Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong both rolled their eyes at them, then lowered their heads and continued to eat.
"By the way, Boss Dai," Ma Hongjun asked again at this time, "Yesterday you said that there was a new student who directly defeated Teacher Zhao. Could it be Zhang Tianyu?"
Dai Mubai said: "You are finally smart for a while, that's right."
Although Ma Hongjun guessed it, he was still somewhat suspicious: "Zhang Tianyu, I admit that you are very powerful, I can't beat you, but Teacher Zhao is a level 76 Soul Sage after all, how did you defeat Teacher Zhao?"
"Competition and deathmatch are two different things," Zhang Tianyu said, "The other is just a little bit of luck."
"Don't be humble." After Dai Mubai finished speaking, he asked everyone to say his nickname, which can be regarded as shortening the distance, after all, they will all be in the same academy in the future, and there are only a few people. It is beneficial and harmless.
Soon, the summoning bell rang, and everyone hurriedly finished their breakfast and came to the college playground.
On the playground, Oscar and Zhu Zhuqing had already arrived.
Oscar shaved his beard, looked like he was still awake, with his eyes half-closed, staggered, and ate a sausage slowly.
Zhu Zhuqing stood on the other side, without squinting, with a cold expression.
Everyone walked over immediately, Dai Mubai of course stood beside Zhu Zhuqing, but as soon as he stood over, Zhu Zhuqing immediately changed places and stood beside Xiao Wu.
Ma Hongjun, Zhang Tianyu and Xiao Wu were immediately separated between Dai Mubai and her.
Ugh
Dai Mubai sighed in his heart.
"Reminder: Received the mission [Family marriage contract is feudal dross], mission objective: capture Zhu Zhuqing. Mission reward: a random soul guide, soul power increased by five levels, reward points +50.
If Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong leave you, it will be regarded as a mission failure; if Zhu Zhuqing's favorability with you drops to 0, it will also be regarded as a mission failure.Failure penalty: Hairstyle changed to Mediterranean for ten years. "
"Reminder: Received the mission [We are the right match], the mission objective: capture Ning Rongrong. Mission reward: a random soul guide, soul power increased by 5 levels, reward points +50.
If Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing leave you, it will be regarded as a mission failure; if Ning Rongrong’s favorability with you drops to 0, it will also be regarded as a mission failure.Failure penalty: the belly becomes a general belly for a period of ten years. "
Zhang Tianyu: ...
what does it mean?
What do you mean by system?
Just let me be a scumbag openly, right?
If you don't become a scumbag, you will become a Mediterranean, general belly, skip adolescence and enter greasy middle age, right?
Ugh!
I'm just an innocent boy!
Why do you want me to be a scumbag?
"Host, please respect yourself. No innocent young man has the ability to ask out a beautiful young girl whom he has known for less than 24 hours to play poker."
"I...we just saw each other by chance and fell in love with each other at first sight!" Zhang Tianyu retorted righteously.
"Fall in love at first sight with dozens of girls?" the system asked back.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
"Anyway, the mission has already been sent out. Whether it succeeds or fails, it is up to the host to decide for himself."
Zhang Tianyu's face hurts.
Still succeed or fail?
Dare I fail?
If you fail, you will directly lose the right to choose a spouse for ten years!
90.00% of the people in the world follow their five senses with their three views,
Both men and women are the same,
He said that he loves you forever, but if you become ugly, he will immediately turn around and leave without any nostalgia!
Regardless of the fact that these three little girls all have a crush on Zhang Tianyu now, if Zhang Tianyu really becomes a Mediterranean beer belly, they might break up with Zhang Tianyu right away, and don't even bother to say a word,
Xiao Wu shouldn't be so straightforward, but the end result should be similar.
Goodness is always only on the surface.
"Since the task is given, I will do it," Zhang Tianyu was silent for a few seconds, and asked in his heart:
"System, since you hate scumbags, why did you choose me as the host?"
Judging from the system's attitude towards Yu Xiaogang at the beginning, this guy is extremely hostile to scumbags, so here comes the problem,
Why would a guy who hates scumbags choose a scumbag to cooperate with?
The system fell silent, and the atmosphere became more and more depressing. After more than ten seconds, the system finally said:
"He's a natural scum, but you're not."
At this moment, the dean of the college, Flender, finally walked over like an old man who had had enough of showing off.
"Thank you." Zhang Tianyu said heartily.
"You're welcome." The system replied.
Flender walked in front of everyone and stopped: "This year is very good, we have four more little monsters. I, Shrek Academy Dean Flender, welcome you on behalf of the academy."
"I heard that there was a little monster who defeated Mr. Zhao yesterday. Who is it? Stand up and let me see."
Zhang Tianyu stood up.
"Well, not bad, first of all, he looks okay."
Crowd:......
good?
Just okay?
As for you, a shoehorn-faced uncle, how dare you say these two words?
