053 Anti-General 1 Army
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
The bright moon is in the sky, and the sky is full of stars.
whoosh-
A black lightning streaked across the night sky and went straight into the distance.
"Do you like this feeling?" Zhang Tianyu looked at Zhu Zhuqing standing in front and asked.
Zhu Zhuqing nodded slowly.
free!
This is what freedom feels like!
The world is so big, you can come and go anywhere freely!
"Reminder: Congratulations [The world is big, so are you] quest completed, reward: reward point +5, current reward point: 2054."
"I didn't expect it to be successful." (Muttering softly)
"Huh?" Zhang Tianyu was aware of the element: "What did you say?"
"Reminder: Activate the mission [Flying over Soto City], go to Soto City with Zhu Zhuqing to hang out, and further gain her favor. Mission reward: bonus point +5. Failure penalty: hair growth speed is 51 times that of Oscar."
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Why do you think you always have trouble with Oscar?
Can't you change your personal standards to formulate failure penalties?
For example, if replaced by Dai Mubai——
Failure penalty: The number of twins around him is five times that of Dai Mubai.
Or replace it with Ma Hongjun——
Failure penalty: X ability increased to ten times that of Ma Hongjun.
You see how good these task punishments are!
It not only punished me, but also improved my memory, and I am not so resistant, everyone is happy!
System: "Uh, this..."
"You see, what I said makes sense. You can't just squeeze the wool by one person, and the punishment for mission failure has to be changed, right? Like you said before, you can't just cheat Yu Xiaogang, You have to change your taste to trick others, right?"
Zhang Tianyu's face is so thick that it is invincible in the universe. As long as there is a small gap, he has to dig in desperately, make the gap bigger, and then there is a high probability that he will get the result he wants.
Zhang Tianyu has summed up before, why many people have such a hard time chasing women, but some people just chase them casually and get them.
The most important point is - have a thick skin.
You must have a thick skin.
Men should always remember one thing - chasing women is not a charity,
Lao Tzu's money is not blown by strong winds, and my time is not endless, so chasing women is nothing more than going to bed.
A man with a sense of responsibility will get married after sex.
Irresponsible men, of course there are women, and I don't care about you.
But no matter what it is for, the purpose must be [going to bed].
That's right, you must remember what your original intention for chasing women is.
Whether it's just to applaud for love or to get married, you must not forget your original intention!
The time and money you spend must pay off.
If there is no return, if the other party does not respond, or the response is very cold,
Listen to me, stop the action immediately!Transform your next goal!
Even if you are a single dog, you must not be a licking dog.
Both are dogs,
A single dog is ten thousand times more expensive than a licking dog!
At the very least, the quality of life of single dogs will not decline,
When a single dog returns home, his handheld, his VR, his AR, his computer, his massage chair, his immobile wives, and his teacup are all welcoming him home!
Licking the dog came home, deserted and miserable...
From now on, don't be a licking dog, learn to deal with everything with a thick skin!
When chasing a woman, you must not be thin-skinned, don't feel that you will die if you are rejected, you must be thick-skinned and stalk,
As long as the other party shows a little bit of interest, that is, a little bit of interest in you, then you should immediately pursue the victory and stalk her, with the ultimate goal of asking her out!
Of course, if the other party uses this method to catch you, it means that they usually have a good chat, but they just don’t come out with you.
Or if you are indifferent to you, when you are cold and hot, you will stop the action immediately and change to another target.
Don't be afraid of being rejected and being laughed at by others,
What are you afraid of being laughed at?
When you go to the hotel with your girl in your arms, the people who laugh at you are only fit to entertain themselves in their little dark room.
Zhang Tianyu brought this set of [thick-skinned] tactics to the extreme in order to be so chic on Earth.
Even without "The Complete Collection of Picking Up Girls", relying on this set of [thick-skinned] tactics alone, you can still enjoy it.
After listening to Zhang Tianyu's words,
The system was even more hesitant: "Um..."
"What the hell, think about it," Zhang Tianyu suddenly came to his senses after saying these words.
its not right!
This is the punishment for mission failure!
If the punishment for mission failure is really replaced with these, then who will do the mission.
So he immediately changed his words: "Do you feel embarrassed? Well, I knew you would feel embarrassed. After all, you are the system. Even if you want to take care of the host, you can't let the host do anything wrong, right?"
"So let me give you a suggestion, [Hair grows 50 times faster than Oscar] This is still a punishment for mission failure, but for the two I just mentioned, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, you can Adjusted to be a task reward."
system:......
Why does it sound a bit wrong?
"Really, just treat it as a mission reward. I can accept it, and I believe you can accept it too. After all, if this is the case, you won't be embarrassed, right?"
"Hey, look, I'm such a good host. I know you're in trouble, so I'll give you thoughtful advice. Isn't it [-] times better than those hosts who can only shout at the system?"
system:......
Ah, it seems to make sense?
The other hosts I have seen before only make various requirements for the system.
Hosts like Zhang Tianyu who think about the system and give suggestions to the system are really rare.
"You see that I am such a good host, don't you agree?" Zhang Tianyu sighed in his heart, feeling a little sad: "As your host, I have already regarded you as the closest person, and regarded you as a Comrades who live and die together, that's why I am so friendly to give you advice, so that you don't have to be caught between the system rules and the host, but you are still so hesitant, alas..."
"Hint: The system thinks what the host said is reasonable, so [the number of twins around you is five times that of Dai Mubai] and [X ability is ten times that of Ma Hongjun], these two entries are selected into the system task reward candidate pool will randomly appear in future task rewards."
yes~
Five times!
Five pairs of twins, ten beauties!
X ability is ten times that of Ma Hongjun, this is even better!
Zhang Tianyu considers himself to be highly capable, but compared to a non-human capable person like Ma Hongjun, he is still slightly inferior.
After all, Ma Hongjun is so awesome not because he is awesome, but because of his martial spirit.
If he had ten times the ability of Ma Hongjun, what the hell...
X day X place X air!
However, at this time, the system suddenly issued a prompt:
"Hint: The number of twins is five times that of Dai Mubai's, but the host has not stipulated the gender."
Zhang Tianyu: ...
"what?"
Zhang Tianyu was stunned for five seconds——
"Fuck! Dog system! What do you mean? Do you really want me to do it?"
whoosh-
A black lightning streaked across the night sky and went straight into the distance.
"Do you like this feeling?" Zhang Tianyu looked at Zhu Zhuqing standing in front and asked.
Zhu Zhuqing nodded slowly.
free!
This is what freedom feels like!
The world is so big, you can come and go anywhere freely!
"Reminder: Congratulations [The world is big, so are you] quest completed, reward: reward point +5, current reward point: 2054."
"I didn't expect it to be successful." (Muttering softly)
"Huh?" Zhang Tianyu was aware of the element: "What did you say?"
"Reminder: Activate the mission [Flying over Soto City], go to Soto City with Zhu Zhuqing to hang out, and further gain her favor. Mission reward: bonus point +5. Failure penalty: hair growth speed is 51 times that of Oscar."
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Why do you think you always have trouble with Oscar?
Can't you change your personal standards to formulate failure penalties?
For example, if replaced by Dai Mubai——
Failure penalty: The number of twins around him is five times that of Dai Mubai.
Or replace it with Ma Hongjun——
Failure penalty: X ability increased to ten times that of Ma Hongjun.
You see how good these task punishments are!
It not only punished me, but also improved my memory, and I am not so resistant, everyone is happy!
System: "Uh, this..."
"You see, what I said makes sense. You can't just squeeze the wool by one person, and the punishment for mission failure has to be changed, right? Like you said before, you can't just cheat Yu Xiaogang, You have to change your taste to trick others, right?"
Zhang Tianyu's face is so thick that it is invincible in the universe. As long as there is a small gap, he has to dig in desperately, make the gap bigger, and then there is a high probability that he will get the result he wants.
Zhang Tianyu has summed up before, why many people have such a hard time chasing women, but some people just chase them casually and get them.
The most important point is - have a thick skin.
You must have a thick skin.
Men should always remember one thing - chasing women is not a charity,
Lao Tzu's money is not blown by strong winds, and my time is not endless, so chasing women is nothing more than going to bed.
A man with a sense of responsibility will get married after sex.
Irresponsible men, of course there are women, and I don't care about you.
But no matter what it is for, the purpose must be [going to bed].
That's right, you must remember what your original intention for chasing women is.
Whether it's just to applaud for love or to get married, you must not forget your original intention!
The time and money you spend must pay off.
If there is no return, if the other party does not respond, or the response is very cold,
Listen to me, stop the action immediately!Transform your next goal!
Even if you are a single dog, you must not be a licking dog.
Both are dogs,
A single dog is ten thousand times more expensive than a licking dog!
At the very least, the quality of life of single dogs will not decline,
When a single dog returns home, his handheld, his VR, his AR, his computer, his massage chair, his immobile wives, and his teacup are all welcoming him home!
Licking the dog came home, deserted and miserable...
From now on, don't be a licking dog, learn to deal with everything with a thick skin!
When chasing a woman, you must not be thin-skinned, don't feel that you will die if you are rejected, you must be thick-skinned and stalk,
As long as the other party shows a little bit of interest, that is, a little bit of interest in you, then you should immediately pursue the victory and stalk her, with the ultimate goal of asking her out!
Of course, if the other party uses this method to catch you, it means that they usually have a good chat, but they just don’t come out with you.
Or if you are indifferent to you, when you are cold and hot, you will stop the action immediately and change to another target.
Don't be afraid of being rejected and being laughed at by others,
What are you afraid of being laughed at?
When you go to the hotel with your girl in your arms, the people who laugh at you are only fit to entertain themselves in their little dark room.
Zhang Tianyu brought this set of [thick-skinned] tactics to the extreme in order to be so chic on Earth.
Even without "The Complete Collection of Picking Up Girls", relying on this set of [thick-skinned] tactics alone, you can still enjoy it.
After listening to Zhang Tianyu's words,
The system was even more hesitant: "Um..."
"What the hell, think about it," Zhang Tianyu suddenly came to his senses after saying these words.
its not right!
This is the punishment for mission failure!
If the punishment for mission failure is really replaced with these, then who will do the mission.
So he immediately changed his words: "Do you feel embarrassed? Well, I knew you would feel embarrassed. After all, you are the system. Even if you want to take care of the host, you can't let the host do anything wrong, right?"
"So let me give you a suggestion, [Hair grows 50 times faster than Oscar] This is still a punishment for mission failure, but for the two I just mentioned, Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun, you can Adjusted to be a task reward."
system:......
Why does it sound a bit wrong?
"Really, just treat it as a mission reward. I can accept it, and I believe you can accept it too. After all, if this is the case, you won't be embarrassed, right?"
"Hey, look, I'm such a good host. I know you're in trouble, so I'll give you thoughtful advice. Isn't it [-] times better than those hosts who can only shout at the system?"
system:......
Ah, it seems to make sense?
The other hosts I have seen before only make various requirements for the system.
Hosts like Zhang Tianyu who think about the system and give suggestions to the system are really rare.
"You see that I am such a good host, don't you agree?" Zhang Tianyu sighed in his heart, feeling a little sad: "As your host, I have already regarded you as the closest person, and regarded you as a Comrades who live and die together, that's why I am so friendly to give you advice, so that you don't have to be caught between the system rules and the host, but you are still so hesitant, alas..."
"Hint: The system thinks what the host said is reasonable, so [the number of twins around you is five times that of Dai Mubai] and [X ability is ten times that of Ma Hongjun], these two entries are selected into the system task reward candidate pool will randomly appear in future task rewards."
yes~
Five times!
Five pairs of twins, ten beauties!
X ability is ten times that of Ma Hongjun, this is even better!
Zhang Tianyu considers himself to be highly capable, but compared to a non-human capable person like Ma Hongjun, he is still slightly inferior.
After all, Ma Hongjun is so awesome not because he is awesome, but because of his martial spirit.
If he had ten times the ability of Ma Hongjun, what the hell...
X day X place X air!
However, at this time, the system suddenly issued a prompt:
"Hint: The number of twins is five times that of Dai Mubai's, but the host has not stipulated the gender."
Zhang Tianyu: ...
"what?"
Zhang Tianyu was stunned for five seconds——
"Fuck! Dog system! What do you mean? Do you really want me to do it?"
