001 Really fell a dog and ate X!
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
Zhang Tianyu slowly opened his eyes.
A soft female voice sounded in my mind: "Yo, are you awake?"
Zhang Tianyu trembled instantly, his eyes widened suddenly, and he quickly woke up.
The female voice continued: "The operation was successful, you are now a"
Zhang Tianyu was shocked for a moment, and subconsciously looked down.
"Soul master."
"Ah?" Zhang Tianyu looked bewildered, but he could indeed feel that his limbs are healthy now.
Looking around, he realized that he was lying in a deserted alley.
Soul Master?
What do you mean?Could it be that I crossed over?
Who is talking?Why does the sound not go to the ear but directly to the brain?
Is it a system cheat?
Zhang Tianyu lowered his head and glanced carefully. Sure enough, his body has shrunk, his hands are small, his arms are thin and short, and his little feet are also very cute!
Mother!I'm rejuvenated!
Depend on!Have I really crossed the Douluo Continent?
"Yes, this is Notting City, Douluo Continent." The voice in my head rang again, "I am your system, and since I will take care of you in the days to come, I will take care of you when you called mom just now." Accepted."
You accept a chicken feather, you!
"Hint: don't use this kind of words to refer to yourself," the system said.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Hey, what the hell, bickering with Grandpa, right?
You wait for me, wait for me to slow down, I won't beat you to death!
Soon, he figured out the status quo, he came to Douluo Dalu in his body, replaced the original Zhang Tianyu here, and returned to the state when he was six years old.
His identity is set to be a work-study student from Wanghun Village. He is equipped with the top-level buff of "both parents died" as standard. The martial soul is a wooden sword, and has level 2 soul power, and has become a glorious soul master.
Level 2 soul power!
At that time, a group of children were all boiling!
Looking at Zhang Tianyu is like looking at Title Douluo!
Stopping the memory playback and withdrawing his thoughts, Zhang Tianyu couldn't calm down for a long time.
First of all, today I managed to ask the girl I just met yesterday and chatted for two hours to open a hut. Seeing the girl shyly entered the bathroom, I just took off my clothes, and you dragged me to the bucket Luo Dalu, is this appropriate?Is there still a king's law?
Anyway, give me three hours to finish my business!
It's good now, when the girl comes out of the shower, I'm dead, and there's only a pile of clothes left, boy, just change the ghost line, right?
If a living person like me is gone, and only a girl is left there, the police will definitely think that I am missing, and regard the girl as the first suspect. Isn't this killing other girls!
Furthermore, the name 'Village of the Dead' is outrageous!The name of the village can be grounded, but it can't be grounded!
Finally, as a time traveler, Wuhun Wooden Sword?Still level 2 soul power?Count NMD ball, just reopen it, okay?
The system said: "Your finishing work on Earth has been done."
"Okay, your system can deal with it. Then I am also a person with golden fingers. Wooden sword martial soul, level 2 soul power, is it too embarrassing to be your host? At least you have to have a martial arts like the Seven Killing Sword." Soul, and be born full of soul power!"
"Want it?" the system asked.
"Of course I want nonsense. I've worn them all. Not to mention being a chicken head in the time traveler league, at least I can't be a chicken butt?"
"Reminder: Activate the task [Officially Entering the Pit]. Mission objective: To cheat Yu Xiaogang once, there is no limit to the method of cheating, and the consequences are not limited, but it cannot cause his death, and he cannot see that you are cheating him, otherwise the task Failed. Task reward: Innate full soul power, reward point +1."
Zhang Tianyu: "Um... I understand the principle of getting rewards for doing tasks, but why do you want to cheat people?"
System: "If you don't cheat, can a scumbag count as a person? You don't want to cheat a scumbag?"
"No, what I mean is," Zhang Tianyu said, "why cheat him, how bad it is, how unkind!
...Can't we just kill him directly? "
"It's okay to kill him, but at least you have to cheat him for 20 years first." The system said.
"I'll take it!" Zhang Tianyu agreed on the spot, "Even if you don't give me the reward of innate soul power, I'll still take it! I'm so hard to come here, even if the girl doesn't flirt, but Yu Xiaogang must die! All the scum The man and the dog licker must all die!"
"Hint: The compatibility between the host's three views and the system is perfect! Therefore, the task reward has been increased! Add another level to the innate full soul power!"
Alright~ One more level of free whoring, the most comfortable whoring is the most comfortable~
Zhang Tianyu walked out of the alley, came to the bustling street, asked a few people casually, and easily arrived at the gate of Notting College.
According to the plot, Tang San's grandfather and grandson haven't come yet, and Yu Xiaogang came after them, so at this moment, Yu Xiaogang must be in Notting City.
"System, can you locate him for me?"
"Reminder: After activating the system, the host has a chance to activate an auxiliary function for free. After activation, this auxiliary function will exist forever. May I ask whether to activate the [Marauder Map] function? With this function, you can locate the current city anytime, anywhere anyone."
Zhang Tianyu said: "Then what are you waiting for, activate!"
"Prompt: Activation successful."
With a thought in Zhang Tianyu's mind, a bird's-eye view map of Notting City immediately appeared in his mind. The locations of all major buildings on the map were clear at a glance. Then with another thought, Yu Xiaogang's location was immediately highlighted.
It's three blocks away from here, I'm wandering, okay, it's great, wait, I'm going to find you right now!
......
"Found it!" When he came to the street where Yu Xiaogang was, Zhang Tianyu locked him at a glance.
Although the appearance is ordinary and popular, but the smell of scum on his body can be smelled hundreds of meters away.
But if the person is found, how should we start to get rid of it?Zhang Tianyu has always been a good citizen who abides by the law and has never done anything to deceive others.
Just as he was thinking about how to cheat people, the prompt sounded:
"Reminder: The target has been locked, the host can think of ways to cheat people by himself, or choose to use the cheating props given by the system:
1. Foot oil (remote, after use, it can make the target fall a dog and eat X for 20 seconds)
2. Pepper bomb (long-range, after using it, the target will sneezed and burst into tears for 15 seconds)
3. Fatigue Bug (long-range, the target will become more and more tired as time goes by after using it, and will fall to the ground and lethargic within half an hour). "
Zhang Tianyu cheered up, they all sound good, which one should I choose?
At this moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, because he found that Yu Xiaogang was walking forward while scanning the shops on both sides of the street, and not far in front of him, there was a pet dog of unknown family who was urinating everywhere!
"Choose foot oil decisively!"
"Issued to the storage space."
Zhang Tianyu looked up at Yu Xiaogang who was unaware, and smiled wickedly.
at this time.
"Is it the master?"
"Master hello!"
"Master, do you have time to go out for a stroll today?"
"Master, why don't you come into the store?"
Many people in the shops on both sides know the master. After all, there is only one soul master academy in Notting City, and the master is a "celebrity" in the academy, so naturally many people know him.
Yu Xiaogang nodded dumbly in return: "Hello, I won't go in for a stroll, there are other things to do—ah!"
Slip!
Yu Xiaogang didn't even have the time to react, the soles of his feet suddenly slipped, his whole body immediately lost his balance, and he fell towards the pet dog extremely quickly!
The pet dog jumped in fright, and hurriedly left the big strip in shock and fled. Yu Xiaogang was even more terrified, watching his face getting closer and closer to the big strip!
"Oh no! Luo San..."
thump!
It was too late to call Luo Sanpao, Yu Xiaogang accurately hit the free defecating pet dog.
Fortunately in misfortune, he was a soul master at any rate, he turned his head at the critical moment, and his head didn't touch it, but it was firmly pressed against the clothes.
For a moment, the air was quiet.
Everyone stared blankly at this scene...
Oh my God!this is too scary!
Master he, he, he fell on the shit!
"Master, are you okay!"
"Ouch master! You didn't hurt from the fall, did you?"
"It's disgusting, whose dog is this, why is it defecating on the street!"
"That's right, it's too hateful!"
People in the shops on both sides of the street said one after another, and some people came out to help, but when they got closer, the strong smell stopped them in their tracks.
"It's okay, there's nothing serious." Yu Xiaogang braced himself to stand up, his face was on fire.
what's the situation?Why did he suddenly fall down inexplicably?
And it's okay to fall, but to fall on this piece of shit, oh my god, it's disgusting!No, I have to leave here quickly and find a way to find a new suit to change into!
Thinking of this, he walked away, but——!
A brace!
His feet slipped again, and he fell to the ground again with a plop!
Once again, fell on the shit!
this!What exactly is going on!
People on both sides of the street looked stupid!
Good guy, did you really fall on the ground?If you didn't pay attention to what you tripped over before, then you have nothing in front of you now, why did you fall on the ground?
And it fell on shit with perfect precision, did you like this thing so you fell on it on purpose?
Yu Xiaogang got a little angry, stood up and strode to leave, barking!
Three plum blossoms!
Good guy, after falling three times in a row, Yu Xiaogang's clothes have changed color!
hateful!asshole!What the hell happened today! !
Yu Xiaogang was incompetent and furious, the smell on his clothes was too strong, he was already dizzy, his stomach was rolling, and he wanted to vomit!
No one noticed that in the shadowy corner of the street corner stood a man gloating at his misfortune.
Soon, Zhang Tianyu had a look of regret.
Originally, he was thinking of having a big four after the three plum blossoms, but Yu Xiaogang couldn't get up when he was lying on the ground. When he stood up again, the 20-second duration of the sole oil had passed.
20 seconds is still too short, Xu Lun!
Yu Xiaogang tried to stand up and walk a few steps. Finally, he didn't slip this time, and he left the scene as quickly as possible!
"Reminder: The task is completed, the soul power has been increased by nine levels, the current soul power is level 11! Reward point 1 is obtained, and the current possession and reward point is 1."
Feeling the crazy increase in strength, Zhang Tianyu exhaled comfortably!
It can also cheat Yu Xiaogang and improve his strength, so happy!
Back at the gate of Notting College, Zhang Tianyu happened to see an old man leading a child towards the gate.
Opening the Marauder's Map, sure enough, it was Tang San and Old Jack!
"Reminder: Activate the mission [Meeting Gift]. Mission objective: To trap Tang San once, with unlimited methods and unlimited consequences, but it cannot cause his death, and he cannot see that you are cheating him, otherwise the mission will fail. Task reward: full level "Ghost Shadow", reward point +1."
Zhang Tianyu immediately showed a hearty smile, raised his hand and pointed at Tang San:
"Next is you! Tang San!"
A soft female voice sounded in my mind: "Yo, are you awake?"
Zhang Tianyu trembled instantly, his eyes widened suddenly, and he quickly woke up.
The female voice continued: "The operation was successful, you are now a"
Zhang Tianyu was shocked for a moment, and subconsciously looked down.
"Soul master."
"Ah?" Zhang Tianyu looked bewildered, but he could indeed feel that his limbs are healthy now.
Looking around, he realized that he was lying in a deserted alley.
Soul Master?
What do you mean?Could it be that I crossed over?
Who is talking?Why does the sound not go to the ear but directly to the brain?
Is it a system cheat?
Zhang Tianyu lowered his head and glanced carefully. Sure enough, his body has shrunk, his hands are small, his arms are thin and short, and his little feet are also very cute!
Mother!I'm rejuvenated!
Depend on!Have I really crossed the Douluo Continent?
"Yes, this is Notting City, Douluo Continent." The voice in my head rang again, "I am your system, and since I will take care of you in the days to come, I will take care of you when you called mom just now." Accepted."
You accept a chicken feather, you!
"Hint: don't use this kind of words to refer to yourself," the system said.
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Hey, what the hell, bickering with Grandpa, right?
You wait for me, wait for me to slow down, I won't beat you to death!
Soon, he figured out the status quo, he came to Douluo Dalu in his body, replaced the original Zhang Tianyu here, and returned to the state when he was six years old.
His identity is set to be a work-study student from Wanghun Village. He is equipped with the top-level buff of "both parents died" as standard. The martial soul is a wooden sword, and has level 2 soul power, and has become a glorious soul master.
Level 2 soul power!
At that time, a group of children were all boiling!
Looking at Zhang Tianyu is like looking at Title Douluo!
Stopping the memory playback and withdrawing his thoughts, Zhang Tianyu couldn't calm down for a long time.
First of all, today I managed to ask the girl I just met yesterday and chatted for two hours to open a hut. Seeing the girl shyly entered the bathroom, I just took off my clothes, and you dragged me to the bucket Luo Dalu, is this appropriate?Is there still a king's law?
Anyway, give me three hours to finish my business!
It's good now, when the girl comes out of the shower, I'm dead, and there's only a pile of clothes left, boy, just change the ghost line, right?
If a living person like me is gone, and only a girl is left there, the police will definitely think that I am missing, and regard the girl as the first suspect. Isn't this killing other girls!
Furthermore, the name 'Village of the Dead' is outrageous!The name of the village can be grounded, but it can't be grounded!
Finally, as a time traveler, Wuhun Wooden Sword?Still level 2 soul power?Count NMD ball, just reopen it, okay?
The system said: "Your finishing work on Earth has been done."
"Okay, your system can deal with it. Then I am also a person with golden fingers. Wooden sword martial soul, level 2 soul power, is it too embarrassing to be your host? At least you have to have a martial arts like the Seven Killing Sword." Soul, and be born full of soul power!"
"Want it?" the system asked.
"Of course I want nonsense. I've worn them all. Not to mention being a chicken head in the time traveler league, at least I can't be a chicken butt?"
"Reminder: Activate the task [Officially Entering the Pit]. Mission objective: To cheat Yu Xiaogang once, there is no limit to the method of cheating, and the consequences are not limited, but it cannot cause his death, and he cannot see that you are cheating him, otherwise the task Failed. Task reward: Innate full soul power, reward point +1."
Zhang Tianyu: "Um... I understand the principle of getting rewards for doing tasks, but why do you want to cheat people?"
System: "If you don't cheat, can a scumbag count as a person? You don't want to cheat a scumbag?"
"No, what I mean is," Zhang Tianyu said, "why cheat him, how bad it is, how unkind!
...Can't we just kill him directly? "
"It's okay to kill him, but at least you have to cheat him for 20 years first." The system said.
"I'll take it!" Zhang Tianyu agreed on the spot, "Even if you don't give me the reward of innate soul power, I'll still take it! I'm so hard to come here, even if the girl doesn't flirt, but Yu Xiaogang must die! All the scum The man and the dog licker must all die!"
"Hint: The compatibility between the host's three views and the system is perfect! Therefore, the task reward has been increased! Add another level to the innate full soul power!"
Alright~ One more level of free whoring, the most comfortable whoring is the most comfortable~
Zhang Tianyu walked out of the alley, came to the bustling street, asked a few people casually, and easily arrived at the gate of Notting College.
According to the plot, Tang San's grandfather and grandson haven't come yet, and Yu Xiaogang came after them, so at this moment, Yu Xiaogang must be in Notting City.
"System, can you locate him for me?"
"Reminder: After activating the system, the host has a chance to activate an auxiliary function for free. After activation, this auxiliary function will exist forever. May I ask whether to activate the [Marauder Map] function? With this function, you can locate the current city anytime, anywhere anyone."
Zhang Tianyu said: "Then what are you waiting for, activate!"
"Prompt: Activation successful."
With a thought in Zhang Tianyu's mind, a bird's-eye view map of Notting City immediately appeared in his mind. The locations of all major buildings on the map were clear at a glance. Then with another thought, Yu Xiaogang's location was immediately highlighted.
It's three blocks away from here, I'm wandering, okay, it's great, wait, I'm going to find you right now!
......
"Found it!" When he came to the street where Yu Xiaogang was, Zhang Tianyu locked him at a glance.
Although the appearance is ordinary and popular, but the smell of scum on his body can be smelled hundreds of meters away.
But if the person is found, how should we start to get rid of it?Zhang Tianyu has always been a good citizen who abides by the law and has never done anything to deceive others.
Just as he was thinking about how to cheat people, the prompt sounded:
"Reminder: The target has been locked, the host can think of ways to cheat people by himself, or choose to use the cheating props given by the system:
1. Foot oil (remote, after use, it can make the target fall a dog and eat X for 20 seconds)
2. Pepper bomb (long-range, after using it, the target will sneezed and burst into tears for 15 seconds)
3. Fatigue Bug (long-range, the target will become more and more tired as time goes by after using it, and will fall to the ground and lethargic within half an hour). "
Zhang Tianyu cheered up, they all sound good, which one should I choose?
At this moment, his eyes suddenly lit up, because he found that Yu Xiaogang was walking forward while scanning the shops on both sides of the street, and not far in front of him, there was a pet dog of unknown family who was urinating everywhere!
"Choose foot oil decisively!"
"Issued to the storage space."
Zhang Tianyu looked up at Yu Xiaogang who was unaware, and smiled wickedly.
at this time.
"Is it the master?"
"Master hello!"
"Master, do you have time to go out for a stroll today?"
"Master, why don't you come into the store?"
Many people in the shops on both sides know the master. After all, there is only one soul master academy in Notting City, and the master is a "celebrity" in the academy, so naturally many people know him.
Yu Xiaogang nodded dumbly in return: "Hello, I won't go in for a stroll, there are other things to do—ah!"
Slip!
Yu Xiaogang didn't even have the time to react, the soles of his feet suddenly slipped, his whole body immediately lost his balance, and he fell towards the pet dog extremely quickly!
The pet dog jumped in fright, and hurriedly left the big strip in shock and fled. Yu Xiaogang was even more terrified, watching his face getting closer and closer to the big strip!
"Oh no! Luo San..."
thump!
It was too late to call Luo Sanpao, Yu Xiaogang accurately hit the free defecating pet dog.
Fortunately in misfortune, he was a soul master at any rate, he turned his head at the critical moment, and his head didn't touch it, but it was firmly pressed against the clothes.
For a moment, the air was quiet.
Everyone stared blankly at this scene...
Oh my God!this is too scary!
Master he, he, he fell on the shit!
"Master, are you okay!"
"Ouch master! You didn't hurt from the fall, did you?"
"It's disgusting, whose dog is this, why is it defecating on the street!"
"That's right, it's too hateful!"
People in the shops on both sides of the street said one after another, and some people came out to help, but when they got closer, the strong smell stopped them in their tracks.
"It's okay, there's nothing serious." Yu Xiaogang braced himself to stand up, his face was on fire.
what's the situation?Why did he suddenly fall down inexplicably?
And it's okay to fall, but to fall on this piece of shit, oh my god, it's disgusting!No, I have to leave here quickly and find a way to find a new suit to change into!
Thinking of this, he walked away, but——!
A brace!
His feet slipped again, and he fell to the ground again with a plop!
Once again, fell on the shit!
this!What exactly is going on!
People on both sides of the street looked stupid!
Good guy, did you really fall on the ground?If you didn't pay attention to what you tripped over before, then you have nothing in front of you now, why did you fall on the ground?
And it fell on shit with perfect precision, did you like this thing so you fell on it on purpose?
Yu Xiaogang got a little angry, stood up and strode to leave, barking!
Three plum blossoms!
Good guy, after falling three times in a row, Yu Xiaogang's clothes have changed color!
hateful!asshole!What the hell happened today! !
Yu Xiaogang was incompetent and furious, the smell on his clothes was too strong, he was already dizzy, his stomach was rolling, and he wanted to vomit!
No one noticed that in the shadowy corner of the street corner stood a man gloating at his misfortune.
Soon, Zhang Tianyu had a look of regret.
Originally, he was thinking of having a big four after the three plum blossoms, but Yu Xiaogang couldn't get up when he was lying on the ground. When he stood up again, the 20-second duration of the sole oil had passed.
20 seconds is still too short, Xu Lun!
Yu Xiaogang tried to stand up and walk a few steps. Finally, he didn't slip this time, and he left the scene as quickly as possible!
"Reminder: The task is completed, the soul power has been increased by nine levels, the current soul power is level 11! Reward point 1 is obtained, and the current possession and reward point is 1."
Feeling the crazy increase in strength, Zhang Tianyu exhaled comfortably!
It can also cheat Yu Xiaogang and improve his strength, so happy!
Back at the gate of Notting College, Zhang Tianyu happened to see an old man leading a child towards the gate.
Opening the Marauder's Map, sure enough, it was Tang San and Old Jack!
"Reminder: Activate the mission [Meeting Gift]. Mission objective: To trap Tang San once, with unlimited methods and unlimited consequences, but it cannot cause his death, and he cannot see that you are cheating him, otherwise the mission will fail. Task reward: full level "Ghost Shadow", reward point +1."
Zhang Tianyu immediately showed a hearty smile, raised his hand and pointed at Tang San:
"Next is you! Tang San!"
