105 Counterattack failed!Yu Xiaogang crying to death
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
Seeing this scene, everyone was slightly taken aback.
That noon that year?By the Tobys River?
Judging by Flender's reaction, there must be something wrong here, and it's not a small matter!
Seeing Flender's reaction, Yu Xiaogang finally laughed out loud, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Hit? Why don't you keep fighting! Now you know I'm the real Yu Xiaogang! It's just the two of us, so besides you, I'm the only one who knows about this matter! Hit me, kill me! What the fuck!"
Flender's cold sweat grew more and more.
Damn, maybe this is not a fake!
Maybe this is the real Yu Xiaogang!
But it's not fake, so why is it suddenly so weird and full of foul words?
During the period when Yu Xiaogang was in a coma, Tang San gave him a full checkup to see if his development was normal... oh no, to see if he was poisoned or not,
Finally, after Tang San's professional appraisal, Yu Xiaogang did not show any signs of poisoning, and all the data in his body were normal.
Therefore, Yu Xiaogang's sudden temperament change, suddenly changed from his previous gentleness and elegance, and became like a hooligan spouting shit, there is no other reason to explain it except someone pretending to be him!
According to the understanding of modern people, especially for those who often read books, when encountering such a situation, most of them will consider whether this person has been pierced by someone from another world.
But how do people on Douluo Continent understand this?
Their way of thinking is simple and crude——
Grass!Temperament change?
Grass!It must be a counterfeit!
Grass!enemy!
Grass!beat!
Bora Bora Bora Bora...
Flender hesitated for a long time before finally asking tentatively, "You...are you really Yu Xiaogang?"
Yu Xiaogang breathed a sigh of relief, and Zhang Tianyu also breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not that Zhang Tianyu sympathizes with Yu Xiaogang, but because he is afraid that these people will kill Yu Xiaogang!
If he was killed, the mission would fail, and he would have to pay a certain price to revive Yu Xiaogang!
So, it's fine to have a good fight, but you must not play to death, it is not fun to play to death.
"Abandon Nima's words! Of course I am!" Yu Xiaogang said angrily, "What kind of evil are all of you! Why do you have to think that I am a fake, and you have to beat me up? You have to abuse me? What the hell? Did you stuff caterpillars in your pants? Or did you throw snakes into the toilet while you were playing?!"
Everything was going in a good direction, but as soon as Yu Xiaogang said this, Flender's expression turned 180 degrees on the spot!
"No! You are definitely not Xiao Gang! Absolutely not!"
Yu Xiaogang was fooled, Zhang Tianyu was also fooled, what's wrong?Why not? ?
Flender pointed at Yu Xiaogang: "You said that word just now, right?"
Everyone was stunned.
Flender continued: "That's right, I'm sure I heard correctly! You did say the word 'snake' just now, right?"
Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly changed!
Zhang Tianyu also closed his eyes, tsk~ oops!How could I forget this!
A few years ago at Notting College, when Yu Xiaogang and Tang San went to hunt for the first spirit ring in the Hunting Forest, Zhang Tianyu used [Snake Fragrance] on Yu Xiaogang in order to complete the task of "Like an old friend coming". this prop.
This prop is incredible. After the two entered the Hunting Soul Forest, this prop directly caused almost half of the snakes and spirit beasts in the Hunting Forest to riot, chasing after Yu Xiaogang!
Tang San is not afraid of snakes, in his previous life in Tangmen, he was very friendly with snakes.
But Yu Xiaogang can't do it. The things he experienced in the forest made the creature snake become his psychological shadow from now on!
Not to mention seeing a snake, even if it is the word snake, he dare not say it!
But just now, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he said the word 'snake' without changing his expression——
This directly became the ironclad proof that he is not the real Yu Xiaogang!
Yu Xiaogang was stunned: "But I didn't say that word at all, did you have shit in your ears, did you hear it wrong?"
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Because of the 'confusion of consciousness' effect caused by [Mouth Odor Capsule], the content of what Yu Xiaogang said that everyone heard was completely different from what he said from his perspective.
To everyone's ears, he did say the word 'snake', but in his own ears and perspective, he absolutely did not say the word.
"You bastard, you're quibbling again!" Flender finally struck down with his raised hand.
Snapped!
Yu Xiaogang's face was hit hard again!
At this moment, his face has been beaten into a pig's head, not an adjective, but a real pig's head.
Even if Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong came, they would definitely not recognize this pig head as their beloved Yu Xiaogang.
The older Flender got, the angrier he became: "Still pretending, still quibbling, saying, did you get the secret of Tobes River by torturing Yu Xiaogang! I'll beat you to death!"
After finishing speaking, he kicked Yu Xiaogang's stomach,
He is a soul sage, Yu Xiao was just a great soul master just now,
This heart-warming gesture that contained anger directly made Yu Xiaogang's throat sweeten, and he spit out a big mouthful of blood!
Flender wanted to fight again, Zhang Tianyu rushed over to stop him: "Dean! Dean! Calm down!"
"Tianyu, let me go, let me beat this bastard to death! It's fine to pretend to be Xiaogang to deceive us, and torture the real Xiaogang, asking about things that only the two of us know, and using this to deceive us !"
Zao Wou-ki nodded and said: "That's right, it must have been the night before, didn't the master go out for a walk by himself, it should be that since then, the real master has been arrested, these days it has been this fake master Goods are with us!"
"It's really dangerous!" Flender said in a low voice, "Fortunately, we discovered it in time."
Zhang Tianyu thought to himself, how can you two make up your mind so much, what the hell is this?
He hurriedly said: "Principal, Mr. Zhao, don't worry, you must not be impatient now. Is it possible that the master was controlled by someone with some strange martial soul, causing him to utter dirty words unconsciously? ah!"
Yu Xiaogang was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Tianyu! You are so damn good! I should have taken you as my disciple back then! Why did I take such a mentally retarded pig like Tang San!"
"You!" Tang San was stopped by Zhang Tianyu just after he said a word: "Okay, okay, consider the possibility I just said. Take a step back, even if he is really a counterfeit, we can't hurt him too much. After all, he is going to be exchanged for the real master, so stop fighting, calm down, calm down!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone calmed down.
"That's right, you're right." Tang San said.
"Damn it, I'm really real, why the hell no one believes it! Tianyu, you're the smartest, you should be able to see that I'm not a fake! I'm the real Yu Xiaogang !"
Zhang Tianyu looked back at him, sighed, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, you are really different today, so I really can't tell if you are real."
"You tell me, why the hell am I different! You say I'm full of swear words, shit, but I don't swear at all!" Yu Xiaogang was crying to death!
That noon that year?By the Tobys River?
Judging by Flender's reaction, there must be something wrong here, and it's not a small matter!
Seeing Flender's reaction, Yu Xiaogang finally laughed out loud, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Hit? Why don't you keep fighting! Now you know I'm the real Yu Xiaogang! It's just the two of us, so besides you, I'm the only one who knows about this matter! Hit me, kill me! What the fuck!"
Flender's cold sweat grew more and more.
Damn, maybe this is not a fake!
Maybe this is the real Yu Xiaogang!
But it's not fake, so why is it suddenly so weird and full of foul words?
During the period when Yu Xiaogang was in a coma, Tang San gave him a full checkup to see if his development was normal... oh no, to see if he was poisoned or not,
Finally, after Tang San's professional appraisal, Yu Xiaogang did not show any signs of poisoning, and all the data in his body were normal.
Therefore, Yu Xiaogang's sudden temperament change, suddenly changed from his previous gentleness and elegance, and became like a hooligan spouting shit, there is no other reason to explain it except someone pretending to be him!
According to the understanding of modern people, especially for those who often read books, when encountering such a situation, most of them will consider whether this person has been pierced by someone from another world.
But how do people on Douluo Continent understand this?
Their way of thinking is simple and crude——
Grass!Temperament change?
Grass!It must be a counterfeit!
Grass!enemy!
Grass!beat!
Bora Bora Bora Bora...
Flender hesitated for a long time before finally asking tentatively, "You...are you really Yu Xiaogang?"
Yu Xiaogang breathed a sigh of relief, and Zhang Tianyu also breathed a sigh of relief.
It's not that Zhang Tianyu sympathizes with Yu Xiaogang, but because he is afraid that these people will kill Yu Xiaogang!
If he was killed, the mission would fail, and he would have to pay a certain price to revive Yu Xiaogang!
So, it's fine to have a good fight, but you must not play to death, it is not fun to play to death.
"Abandon Nima's words! Of course I am!" Yu Xiaogang said angrily, "What kind of evil are all of you! Why do you have to think that I am a fake, and you have to beat me up? You have to abuse me? What the hell? Did you stuff caterpillars in your pants? Or did you throw snakes into the toilet while you were playing?!"
Everything was going in a good direction, but as soon as Yu Xiaogang said this, Flender's expression turned 180 degrees on the spot!
"No! You are definitely not Xiao Gang! Absolutely not!"
Yu Xiaogang was fooled, Zhang Tianyu was also fooled, what's wrong?Why not? ?
Flender pointed at Yu Xiaogang: "You said that word just now, right?"
Everyone was stunned.
Flender continued: "That's right, I'm sure I heard correctly! You did say the word 'snake' just now, right?"
Yu Xiaogang's face suddenly changed!
Zhang Tianyu also closed his eyes, tsk~ oops!How could I forget this!
A few years ago at Notting College, when Yu Xiaogang and Tang San went to hunt for the first spirit ring in the Hunting Forest, Zhang Tianyu used [Snake Fragrance] on Yu Xiaogang in order to complete the task of "Like an old friend coming". this prop.
This prop is incredible. After the two entered the Hunting Soul Forest, this prop directly caused almost half of the snakes and spirit beasts in the Hunting Forest to riot, chasing after Yu Xiaogang!
Tang San is not afraid of snakes, in his previous life in Tangmen, he was very friendly with snakes.
But Yu Xiaogang can't do it. The things he experienced in the forest made the creature snake become his psychological shadow from now on!
Not to mention seeing a snake, even if it is the word snake, he dare not say it!
But just now, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he said the word 'snake' without changing his expression——
This directly became the ironclad proof that he is not the real Yu Xiaogang!
Yu Xiaogang was stunned: "But I didn't say that word at all, did you have shit in your ears, did you hear it wrong?"
Zhang Tianyu: ...
Because of the 'confusion of consciousness' effect caused by [Mouth Odor Capsule], the content of what Yu Xiaogang said that everyone heard was completely different from what he said from his perspective.
To everyone's ears, he did say the word 'snake', but in his own ears and perspective, he absolutely did not say the word.
"You bastard, you're quibbling again!" Flender finally struck down with his raised hand.
Snapped!
Yu Xiaogang's face was hit hard again!
At this moment, his face has been beaten into a pig's head, not an adjective, but a real pig's head.
Even if Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong came, they would definitely not recognize this pig head as their beloved Yu Xiaogang.
The older Flender got, the angrier he became: "Still pretending, still quibbling, saying, did you get the secret of Tobes River by torturing Yu Xiaogang! I'll beat you to death!"
After finishing speaking, he kicked Yu Xiaogang's stomach,
He is a soul sage, Yu Xiao was just a great soul master just now,
This heart-warming gesture that contained anger directly made Yu Xiaogang's throat sweeten, and he spit out a big mouthful of blood!
Flender wanted to fight again, Zhang Tianyu rushed over to stop him: "Dean! Dean! Calm down!"
"Tianyu, let me go, let me beat this bastard to death! It's fine to pretend to be Xiaogang to deceive us, and torture the real Xiaogang, asking about things that only the two of us know, and using this to deceive us !"
Zao Wou-ki nodded and said: "That's right, it must have been the night before, didn't the master go out for a walk by himself, it should be that since then, the real master has been arrested, these days it has been this fake master Goods are with us!"
"It's really dangerous!" Flender said in a low voice, "Fortunately, we discovered it in time."
Zhang Tianyu thought to himself, how can you two make up your mind so much, what the hell is this?
He hurriedly said: "Principal, Mr. Zhao, don't worry, you must not be impatient now. Is it possible that the master was controlled by someone with some strange martial soul, causing him to utter dirty words unconsciously? ah!"
Yu Xiaogang was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Tianyu! You are so damn good! I should have taken you as my disciple back then! Why did I take such a mentally retarded pig like Tang San!"
"You!" Tang San was stopped by Zhang Tianyu just after he said a word: "Okay, okay, consider the possibility I just said. Take a step back, even if he is really a counterfeit, we can't hurt him too much. After all, he is going to be exchanged for the real master, so stop fighting, calm down, calm down!"
As soon as this remark came out, everyone calmed down.
"That's right, you're right." Tang San said.
"Damn it, I'm really real, why the hell no one believes it! Tianyu, you're the smartest, you should be able to see that I'm not a fake! I'm the real Yu Xiaogang !"
Zhang Tianyu looked back at him, sighed, and said with some embarrassment: "Master, you are really different today, so I really can't tell if you are real."
"You tell me, why the hell am I different! You say I'm full of swear words, shit, but I don't swear at all!" Yu Xiaogang was crying to death!
