256 The teacher is a gay friend, and so are the students!
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
This scene is extremely terrifying, no one can maintain reason after seeing this scene!
Zhang Tianyu 'finally came to his senses' and said loudly, "Damn! Don't be in a daze! Old Dai, let's go up and separate the two of them!"
Dai Mubai hesitated for 0.1 second: "Okay!"
Although at this time, rationality told Dai Mubai that he should stay away from the 'two men who dare not shy away from kissing in broad daylight', because Taishe died, if he didn't stay far away, he would be ashamed and die together,
But after all Tang San and Ma Hongjun called him 'Boss Dai' on weekdays, and at critical moments, this 'Boss' had to stand up!
So the two rushed up, Zhang Tianyu pulled Tang San from behind, and Dai Mubai pulled Ma Hongjun from behind, the two of them pulled together hard, trying to separate the two, but the two bodies are now absorbed together, and each other's hands on each other's heads,
It is still a bit difficult to pull it away by brute force.
Naturally, Zhang Tianyu wouldn't be so stupid, as soon as he rushed up to pull, he would immediately reduce the suction force, otherwise others might find out that there was a ghost.
Zhang Tianyu said while pulling: "Damn! Why can't this be pulled away!"
Dai Mubai also said: "I can't pull it either!"
Saying that, Dai Mubai's face flashed an irritable look: "Damn it, don't worry about it, I'm going to use all my strength!"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun were all startled when they heard it,
While making a 'woo woo woo' sound, he desperately shook his head as if he had gone mad with epilepsy, Dai Mubai's strength was so great, and now their faces were attached together, if Dai Mubai pulled it out with all his strength, They're sure to be disfigured,
Disfigurement is a trivial matter. If it hurts the facial features or even the bones of the face, it will be a major matter, and the face will become even uglier.
Seeing the reaction of the two of them, Dai Mubai was even more annoyed: "You guys are so fart, you're still shaking your head, don't you want to? Doing this in broad daylight, let you be separated, don't you agree? Divide, damn it, we've lost all our faces! If we don't separate, I'm going to do my best!"
"Wait a minute, Old Dai!" Zhang Tianyu said immediately, let go of Tang San's hand from behind, and asked tentatively: "You two, is there no way to separate now?"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun immediately showed an expression of seeing a savior, and nodded desperately!
That's right!We just can't separate now!It's like being sucked in!
They are now kissing each other, unable to speak, they can only whine desperately.
Dai Mubai was stunned: "There is no way to separate? What do you mean?"
Zhang Tianyu thought about it carefully, and said with a frown: "You still remember when the two of them came into contact just now, the actions of the two of them seemed a bit strange at that time, it didn't seem like they were approaching each other by themselves, but like... ..as if they were drawn together by some kind of force."
"Woooooo!"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun nodded desperately,
That's right!You are absolutely right!That's it!You observed very meticulously, and the conclusions you drew are very correct!
Dai Mubai and Oscar looked at each other, Shrek Simei also looked at each other,
Oscar asked tentatively: "Then, if you say that, don't you really want to kiss?"
"Woooooo!"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun rolled their eyes wildly,
Who the hell wants to kiss him!Depend on!
To be precise, the two were attracted together by an inexplicable force, and their mouths met uncontrollably!
"Then what should we do now?" Dai Mubai looked at Zhang Tianyu.
Tang San and Ma Hongjun also looked at Zhang Tianyu eagerly,
Zhang Tianyu is not only the strongest among them, but also the smartest.
But this time, Zhang Tianyu frowned and thought for a while, but there was no way out.
Unless he terminates or adjusts the effect of the [Parallel Attraction Device], there is no way to solve the current situation.
Wait a moment,
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "Do you still remember that when we were eating just now, we found some metal tableware stuck to Ah San's back?"
Everyone's eyes lit up: "Remember, does it have something to do with that?"
Zhang Tianyu continued: "Although I don't know why Ah San is stuck with the old horse, I think there must be some connection between these two things, and besides the old horse, Ah San only adheres to metal things. , then can it be considered that Ah San is a bit like a magnet now?"
Tang San nodded, he thought what Zhang Tianyu said was very reasonable.
Dai Mubai nodded: "If Tianyu's idea is correct, then can we find some non-magnetic things, not metal things, to stand between the two of them, to isolate the magnetism?"
Oscar also said: "That's right! You can also find some soul masters who can use magnetic field-type soul skills to help!"
"Is there such a type of soul skill?" Zhang Tianyu asked strangely.
"Should have," Oscar said, "I'm just guessing this, you can ask the dean and Mr. Zhao. By the way, I asked Xiao Wo and Archie to find the dean just now, and it's time to come."
"That's good, it would be the best if you can find it!" Zhang Tianyu said, "I'm afraid that my guess is wrong, so even if I really find a soul master with magnetic field-like soul skills, it may not be able to solve the problem." .”
"Judging from the current situation, your guess is probably correct." Dai Mubai said.
"I hope." Zhang Tianyu sighed.
Soon Flender and Zhao Wuji rushed over, accompanied by Yu Xiaogang,
As Yu Xiaogang returned to normal, there were no more rumors of perverts haunting Tiandou City, and his perverted behavior was gradually no longer mentioned.
But when everyone, especially the students, saw him, they would subconsciously keep a distance away from him.
When the three teachers saw Tang San and Ma Hongjun's "affectionate kiss", all kinds of complex expressions that could not be described in words appeared on their faces.
Yu Xiaogang's expression quickly changed to understanding,
There even seemed to be a little bit of...comfort in the eyes?
"Ah! Finally it's not just me, the old gay!
My students are gay too! "
Yu Xiaogang thought so.
If Tang San knew what Yu Xiaogang was thinking at this moment, then——
"Yu Xiaogang! This is your way of taking death! Even if I am charged with murdering my teacher today, I still have to prove my innocence!"
"This...what the hell..." Flender couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time, and stared blankly at his good apprentice, his glasses immediately collapsed.
On the contrary, it was Zao Wou-ki who looked at Flender with a malicious expression on his face, and said with a hey smile:
"Flender, I didn't expect your students to be so good! Hehehehe, I didn't expect you and the master to be the best friends. Now your students have also developed into the best friends. It's really gratifying , Congratulations!"
Zhang Tianyu 'finally came to his senses' and said loudly, "Damn! Don't be in a daze! Old Dai, let's go up and separate the two of them!"
Dai Mubai hesitated for 0.1 second: "Okay!"
Although at this time, rationality told Dai Mubai that he should stay away from the 'two men who dare not shy away from kissing in broad daylight', because Taishe died, if he didn't stay far away, he would be ashamed and die together,
But after all Tang San and Ma Hongjun called him 'Boss Dai' on weekdays, and at critical moments, this 'Boss' had to stand up!
So the two rushed up, Zhang Tianyu pulled Tang San from behind, and Dai Mubai pulled Ma Hongjun from behind, the two of them pulled together hard, trying to separate the two, but the two bodies are now absorbed together, and each other's hands on each other's heads,
It is still a bit difficult to pull it away by brute force.
Naturally, Zhang Tianyu wouldn't be so stupid, as soon as he rushed up to pull, he would immediately reduce the suction force, otherwise others might find out that there was a ghost.
Zhang Tianyu said while pulling: "Damn! Why can't this be pulled away!"
Dai Mubai also said: "I can't pull it either!"
Saying that, Dai Mubai's face flashed an irritable look: "Damn it, don't worry about it, I'm going to use all my strength!"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun were all startled when they heard it,
While making a 'woo woo woo' sound, he desperately shook his head as if he had gone mad with epilepsy, Dai Mubai's strength was so great, and now their faces were attached together, if Dai Mubai pulled it out with all his strength, They're sure to be disfigured,
Disfigurement is a trivial matter. If it hurts the facial features or even the bones of the face, it will be a major matter, and the face will become even uglier.
Seeing the reaction of the two of them, Dai Mubai was even more annoyed: "You guys are so fart, you're still shaking your head, don't you want to? Doing this in broad daylight, let you be separated, don't you agree? Divide, damn it, we've lost all our faces! If we don't separate, I'm going to do my best!"
"Wait a minute, Old Dai!" Zhang Tianyu said immediately, let go of Tang San's hand from behind, and asked tentatively: "You two, is there no way to separate now?"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun immediately showed an expression of seeing a savior, and nodded desperately!
That's right!We just can't separate now!It's like being sucked in!
They are now kissing each other, unable to speak, they can only whine desperately.
Dai Mubai was stunned: "There is no way to separate? What do you mean?"
Zhang Tianyu thought about it carefully, and said with a frown: "You still remember when the two of them came into contact just now, the actions of the two of them seemed a bit strange at that time, it didn't seem like they were approaching each other by themselves, but like... ..as if they were drawn together by some kind of force."
"Woooooo!"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun nodded desperately,
That's right!You are absolutely right!That's it!You observed very meticulously, and the conclusions you drew are very correct!
Dai Mubai and Oscar looked at each other, Shrek Simei also looked at each other,
Oscar asked tentatively: "Then, if you say that, don't you really want to kiss?"
"Woooooo!"
Tang San and Ma Hongjun rolled their eyes wildly,
Who the hell wants to kiss him!Depend on!
To be precise, the two were attracted together by an inexplicable force, and their mouths met uncontrollably!
"Then what should we do now?" Dai Mubai looked at Zhang Tianyu.
Tang San and Ma Hongjun also looked at Zhang Tianyu eagerly,
Zhang Tianyu is not only the strongest among them, but also the smartest.
But this time, Zhang Tianyu frowned and thought for a while, but there was no way out.
Unless he terminates or adjusts the effect of the [Parallel Attraction Device], there is no way to solve the current situation.
Wait a moment,
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "Do you still remember that when we were eating just now, we found some metal tableware stuck to Ah San's back?"
Everyone's eyes lit up: "Remember, does it have something to do with that?"
Zhang Tianyu continued: "Although I don't know why Ah San is stuck with the old horse, I think there must be some connection between these two things, and besides the old horse, Ah San only adheres to metal things. , then can it be considered that Ah San is a bit like a magnet now?"
Tang San nodded, he thought what Zhang Tianyu said was very reasonable.
Dai Mubai nodded: "If Tianyu's idea is correct, then can we find some non-magnetic things, not metal things, to stand between the two of them, to isolate the magnetism?"
Oscar also said: "That's right! You can also find some soul masters who can use magnetic field-type soul skills to help!"
"Is there such a type of soul skill?" Zhang Tianyu asked strangely.
"Should have," Oscar said, "I'm just guessing this, you can ask the dean and Mr. Zhao. By the way, I asked Xiao Wo and Archie to find the dean just now, and it's time to come."
"That's good, it would be the best if you can find it!" Zhang Tianyu said, "I'm afraid that my guess is wrong, so even if I really find a soul master with magnetic field-like soul skills, it may not be able to solve the problem." .”
"Judging from the current situation, your guess is probably correct." Dai Mubai said.
"I hope." Zhang Tianyu sighed.
Soon Flender and Zhao Wuji rushed over, accompanied by Yu Xiaogang,
As Yu Xiaogang returned to normal, there were no more rumors of perverts haunting Tiandou City, and his perverted behavior was gradually no longer mentioned.
But when everyone, especially the students, saw him, they would subconsciously keep a distance away from him.
When the three teachers saw Tang San and Ma Hongjun's "affectionate kiss", all kinds of complex expressions that could not be described in words appeared on their faces.
Yu Xiaogang's expression quickly changed to understanding,
There even seemed to be a little bit of...comfort in the eyes?
"Ah! Finally it's not just me, the old gay!
My students are gay too! "
Yu Xiaogang thought so.
If Tang San knew what Yu Xiaogang was thinking at this moment, then——
"Yu Xiaogang! This is your way of taking death! Even if I am charged with murdering my teacher today, I still have to prove my innocence!"
"This...what the hell..." Flender couldn't say a complete sentence for a long time, and stared blankly at his good apprentice, his glasses immediately collapsed.
On the contrary, it was Zao Wou-ki who looked at Flender with a malicious expression on his face, and said with a hey smile:
"Flender, I didn't expect your students to be so good! Hehehehe, I didn't expect you and the master to be the best friends. Now your students have also developed into the best friends. It's really gratifying , Congratulations!"
