377 I am the Title Douluo of Zheng'er 8 Classics!
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
Although Tang San didn't understand very well, judging from everyone's reactions, he could probably understand what it meant.
He could only laugh dryly and said, "This shouldn't be considered a curse, right? The meaning the other party wants to express is different from what we imagined."
"That must be different." Oscar said with a smile,
Ma Hongjun laughed so hard that tears came out: "If it's what we think, then the third master has already flew over with his sword and killed all directions."
"Hahaha, then we must go up and help!" Dai Mubai laughed wildly.
Zhang Tianyu squinted at them: "Take it easy, don't laugh so hard."
So, you should have pitted them well before, is this so funny?
"The contrast is cute." The system said, "That's why I find it funny."
"Why do I feel like you're holding back your laughter too?" Zhang Tianyu was in pain.
"That can't be done," the system said immediately, "I'm professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh."
"Damn, don't do this!" Zhang Tianyu rolled his eyes wildly, "Besides, you haven't counted in my mind yet? Jing Temo followed suit."
"Eh, this...Master Host, I must explain this solemnly." The system hurriedly said:
"I really don't know if you are going to be fast, because I have signed the "Human Rights Agreement". I can't spy on you when you are in harmony with your life. I can only analyze your dopamine after you are finished. secretion, and how much the pituitary gland is stimulated, to see if you've done your job."
"Is that so?" Zhang Tianyu obviously didn't believe it.
"It's like this," the system said, "including reading your related memories before, and you can only read the memories before and after the event happened. As for the memory when the event is in progress, according to the "Agreement", I am forbidden to read Yes, otherwise there will be bad consequences."
"Then when I take a shower and go to the toilet..."
"This, because you are the host, and your authority is different from other NPCs, so I don't need to cut off the connection." The system said, "Actually, according to the unmodified "Agreement", even the host is doing things like taking a bath and going to the toilet. When something happens, the system must also temporarily cut off the connection with the host to ensure that the host's privacy is not violated.
However, since the event that a host fell into a pit and drowned while going to the bathroom in other time and space, the "Agreement" has been modified. Wouldn't die so indecently. "
Zhang Tianyu frowned: "Then what if the other party kills you during the great harmony of life, or accidentally dies suddenly due to excitement, etc., what should you do?"
The system was silent for two seconds: "It deserves it."
Zhang Tianyu: "6"
Seeing that Zhang Tianyu was silent, everyone stopped laughing quickly.
Dai Mubai poked Zhang Tianyu with his elbow: "Tianyu, are you angry?"
Zhang Tianyu rolled his eyes: "Damn, am I that small-minded? Is this something that makes me angry?"
Ma Hongjun smiled and said: "Hey, just say it, how could Tianyu be angry because of this little thing?"
Zhang Tianyu said: "I'll go find the person who got the banner later, starting from tomorrow, Lao Dai, Lao Ma, Lao Ao, I will get the fastest banner for each of you."
Dai Mubai and Oscar panicked immediately: "Don't, Tianyu, you have something to say!"
Ma Hongjun said, "There's Ah San."
"Ah San didn't make fun of me," Zhang Tianyu said, "So I let Ah San go, but the three of you can't escape, I told you!"
"Oh Tianyu don't want~"
"Brother Yu, don't~ Brother Yu, don't~"
Seeing the boys making a mess, the girls covered their mouths and started laughing.
A smile appeared on Yu Xiaogang's stiff face,
It's nice to be young!
And it's great to see these kids getting along so well!
A team, the most important thing is unity!
Then he coughed lightly: "Okay, don't make a fuss for now, the game is about to start, watch the game carefully, even if we have the trump card of Tianyu, we still need to know more about our opponents, because These powerful opponents may have found some way to deal with Tianyu."
Everyone immediately put away their joking attitude and began to watch the game seriously.
Indeed, when Tianyu's true level and strength were revealed, it caused great psychological pressure on the opponents.
But at the same time, because he showed his strength early, these opponents will definitely find ways to deal with him.
For example, finding a high-level soul master under the age of 25 to pretend to be a team member is the simplest and rudest way.
But Zhang Tianyu is not afraid at all,
I am not a soul emperor,
I am a serious Title Douluo! (Although I haven't decided on a title yet)
If you have the ability to find another Title Douluo on this continent who is less than 25 years old, I will recognize it too!
......
Game after game,
Everyone has also seen the strength of the legendary four academies' teams,
All members of Kamikaze Academy can fly,
The members of Tianshui Academy are all beauties!
When a man encounters them, he will be fascinated by them, and it is difficult to control them, let alone defeat them, he will be defeated by them in minutes.
Shrek Simei looked at them, with more or less personal grievances in her eyes and expression.
Xiao Wu said: "Tianyu, if you meet them, don't fuck them."
Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong and Ye Lingling immediately turned their eyes to Zhang Tianyu,
Although they didn't speak, their eyes and expressions clearly supported Xiao Wu silently.
"Uh... Well, it will depend on the situation at that time." Zhang Tianyu said, "If the opponent sends some unexpected masters, then I still have to go."
The crowd fell silent.
Zhang Tianyu was right.
Xiao Wu pouted her lips: "Alright then."
Ning Rongrong stretched out her small arms to hug Xiao Wu's shoulders: "Don't worry, Xiao Wu, according to my observation, those vulgar fans of Tianshui College won't fall into Tianyu's eyes, right? Tianyu?"
Looking at Ning Rongrong's eyes that contained a thousand words,
Zhang Tianyu wanted to say loudly, "No! They are not vulgar fans, they are all beauties, and they are all beauties with different styles. I want to put them all in the memory room!"
But in front of so many people, I still have to hide my true inner thoughts more or less,
It can make people think that this person is a bit perverted,
But it can't make people think that this person is too perverted.
So Zhang Tianyu said: "What vulgar fans? I didn't even pay attention to what they looked like."
"Look," Ning Rongrong said with a smile, "I just said, how could this kind of bastard Tianyu put them in his eyes?"
The boys collectively let out a long sigh.
Yes,
Maybe Tianyu doesn't like the girls from Tianshui College,
But that doesn't mean Tianshui girls don't like him,
Maybe because of Zhang Tianyu's ignorance, this group of girls will be even crazier!
He could only laugh dryly and said, "This shouldn't be considered a curse, right? The meaning the other party wants to express is different from what we imagined."
"That must be different." Oscar said with a smile,
Ma Hongjun laughed so hard that tears came out: "If it's what we think, then the third master has already flew over with his sword and killed all directions."
"Hahaha, then we must go up and help!" Dai Mubai laughed wildly.
Zhang Tianyu squinted at them: "Take it easy, don't laugh so hard."
So, you should have pitted them well before, is this so funny?
"The contrast is cute." The system said, "That's why I find it funny."
"Why do I feel like you're holding back your laughter too?" Zhang Tianyu was in pain.
"That can't be done," the system said immediately, "I'm professionally trained, no matter how funny it is, I won't laugh."
"Damn, don't do this!" Zhang Tianyu rolled his eyes wildly, "Besides, you haven't counted in my mind yet? Jing Temo followed suit."
"Eh, this...Master Host, I must explain this solemnly." The system hurriedly said:
"I really don't know if you are going to be fast, because I have signed the "Human Rights Agreement". I can't spy on you when you are in harmony with your life. I can only analyze your dopamine after you are finished. secretion, and how much the pituitary gland is stimulated, to see if you've done your job."
"Is that so?" Zhang Tianyu obviously didn't believe it.
"It's like this," the system said, "including reading your related memories before, and you can only read the memories before and after the event happened. As for the memory when the event is in progress, according to the "Agreement", I am forbidden to read Yes, otherwise there will be bad consequences."
"Then when I take a shower and go to the toilet..."
"This, because you are the host, and your authority is different from other NPCs, so I don't need to cut off the connection." The system said, "Actually, according to the unmodified "Agreement", even the host is doing things like taking a bath and going to the toilet. When something happens, the system must also temporarily cut off the connection with the host to ensure that the host's privacy is not violated.
However, since the event that a host fell into a pit and drowned while going to the bathroom in other time and space, the "Agreement" has been modified. Wouldn't die so indecently. "
Zhang Tianyu frowned: "Then what if the other party kills you during the great harmony of life, or accidentally dies suddenly due to excitement, etc., what should you do?"
The system was silent for two seconds: "It deserves it."
Zhang Tianyu: "6"
Seeing that Zhang Tianyu was silent, everyone stopped laughing quickly.
Dai Mubai poked Zhang Tianyu with his elbow: "Tianyu, are you angry?"
Zhang Tianyu rolled his eyes: "Damn, am I that small-minded? Is this something that makes me angry?"
Ma Hongjun smiled and said: "Hey, just say it, how could Tianyu be angry because of this little thing?"
Zhang Tianyu said: "I'll go find the person who got the banner later, starting from tomorrow, Lao Dai, Lao Ma, Lao Ao, I will get the fastest banner for each of you."
Dai Mubai and Oscar panicked immediately: "Don't, Tianyu, you have something to say!"
Ma Hongjun said, "There's Ah San."
"Ah San didn't make fun of me," Zhang Tianyu said, "So I let Ah San go, but the three of you can't escape, I told you!"
"Oh Tianyu don't want~"
"Brother Yu, don't~ Brother Yu, don't~"
Seeing the boys making a mess, the girls covered their mouths and started laughing.
A smile appeared on Yu Xiaogang's stiff face,
It's nice to be young!
And it's great to see these kids getting along so well!
A team, the most important thing is unity!
Then he coughed lightly: "Okay, don't make a fuss for now, the game is about to start, watch the game carefully, even if we have the trump card of Tianyu, we still need to know more about our opponents, because These powerful opponents may have found some way to deal with Tianyu."
Everyone immediately put away their joking attitude and began to watch the game seriously.
Indeed, when Tianyu's true level and strength were revealed, it caused great psychological pressure on the opponents.
But at the same time, because he showed his strength early, these opponents will definitely find ways to deal with him.
For example, finding a high-level soul master under the age of 25 to pretend to be a team member is the simplest and rudest way.
But Zhang Tianyu is not afraid at all,
I am not a soul emperor,
I am a serious Title Douluo! (Although I haven't decided on a title yet)
If you have the ability to find another Title Douluo on this continent who is less than 25 years old, I will recognize it too!
......
Game after game,
Everyone has also seen the strength of the legendary four academies' teams,
All members of Kamikaze Academy can fly,
The members of Tianshui Academy are all beauties!
When a man encounters them, he will be fascinated by them, and it is difficult to control them, let alone defeat them, he will be defeated by them in minutes.
Shrek Simei looked at them, with more or less personal grievances in her eyes and expression.
Xiao Wu said: "Tianyu, if you meet them, don't fuck them."
Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong and Ye Lingling immediately turned their eyes to Zhang Tianyu,
Although they didn't speak, their eyes and expressions clearly supported Xiao Wu silently.
"Uh... Well, it will depend on the situation at that time." Zhang Tianyu said, "If the opponent sends some unexpected masters, then I still have to go."
The crowd fell silent.
Zhang Tianyu was right.
Xiao Wu pouted her lips: "Alright then."
Ning Rongrong stretched out her small arms to hug Xiao Wu's shoulders: "Don't worry, Xiao Wu, according to my observation, those vulgar fans of Tianshui College won't fall into Tianyu's eyes, right? Tianyu?"
Looking at Ning Rongrong's eyes that contained a thousand words,
Zhang Tianyu wanted to say loudly, "No! They are not vulgar fans, they are all beauties, and they are all beauties with different styles. I want to put them all in the memory room!"
But in front of so many people, I still have to hide my true inner thoughts more or less,
It can make people think that this person is a bit perverted,
But it can't make people think that this person is too perverted.
So Zhang Tianyu said: "What vulgar fans? I didn't even pay attention to what they looked like."
"Look," Ning Rongrong said with a smile, "I just said, how could this kind of bastard Tianyu put them in his eyes?"
The boys collectively let out a long sigh.
Yes,
Maybe Tianyu doesn't like the girls from Tianshui College,
But that doesn't mean Tianshui girls don't like him,
Maybe because of Zhang Tianyu's ignorance, this group of girls will be even crazier!
