417 Xiaolu's [Combined Props]
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Gan Qi Jiao Shou
"Hmph! Ah~~~~~"
Yu Xiaogang's screams echoed in his toilet and dormitory.
In fact, Yu Xiaogang is in such pain at this moment, not only because of constipation, but also because of stomach pain.
Now his stomach hurts very much, especially the intestines, as if twisted together, the pain is extremely severe!
Okay, next is the junior high school biology exam questions——
Why can rabbits eat grass?Why can't humans?
Because there is a cecum in the rabbit's body, this thing Xiao Wu knows best, it is specially used to digest plant fibers,
It does exist in the human body, but only a little bit of it has degenerated.
This is only the damage caused by the grass, not to mention the dirt, garbage and the 1.2 meters of hemp rope,
They are all accumulated in Yu Xiaogang's gastrointestinal tract at this moment, twisted and twisted together!
Yu Xiaogang only felt that the whole line from stomach to PY was about to burst!
Not literary embellishment,
It's not a joke, either.
It really looks like it's about to crack!
Ah!
Pile up inside!Can't get out!
How to do!
Yu Xiaogang is going crazy!
......
"what sound?"
"Someone seems to be calling?"
"Yes, and it seems...it's quite miserable!"
"Hey, wait a minute, this voice...why does it sound like a master?"
"Huh? Master? True or false?"
"Hiss! It really seems to be his voice, isn't it too miserable? What happened?"
"Then who knows, let's go, go and have a look!"
Yu Xiaogang's stench and screams finally caught the attention of other teachers in the building.
Bang bang bang!
The door of Yu Xiaogang's dormitory was slammed, and the teachers' voices came from outside the door:
"Master, what's wrong with you? Are you all right?"
Yu Xiaogang has just found a little feeling that he seems to be able to come out a little bit,
As a result, these people knocked on the door and yelled,
I was scared back again!
Yu Xiaogang is so angry!
But these teachers are also well intentioned, so he can't get angry, he can only say in pain:
"No~ah!...It's okay! It's okay, you guys go back!"
"No, why do you call it so miserable?"
"Yes, it's scary! Are you really all right?"
"It's okay, it's okay," Yu Xiaogang said, "I'm really okay, I'm sorry to disturb you, I'm really okay, you go back first!"
At this moment, Flender and Zhao Wuji finally arrived: "What's going on?"
"Oh, Dean, Vice-President, you guys are here!"
"The master just let out a very piercing scream, and we don't know what happened."
"Ask the master, the master said it's okay, let's go back first."
Flender hurried past the crowd and came to Yu Xiaogang's door: "Xiao Gang! What's going on?"
Yu Xiaogang is so uncomfortable!
Don't let me take a shit? !
He took a deep breath: "I'm really fine! I'm doing some very important things, you go do your things first! Leave me alone!"
The teachers said: "The master said the same thing just now, and he also said it's okay."
Flender: …
With the scream he just made, how could it be okay?
"Are you all right?"
"It's all right! Go ahead!"
Yu Xiaogang's heart is almost blocked, I despise you for caring about me so much,
But now I'm shitting!
Can you please stop bothering me?
It was very difficult for me to pull, but now I finally got a little bit of a sign, and you are bothering me again. You are really kind people, Living Buddhas and Bodhisattvas!
Flender frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, I guess there's nothing wrong, let's go, let's do what we should do."
When the dean spoke, the teachers immediately dispersed,
After everyone had left, Flender opened the door, suppressed his breath together with Zao Wou-ki, and entered the dormitory without a sound.
As soon as he entered the dormitory, he heard Yu Xiaogang's humming sound coming from the toilet again.
Flender and Zao Wou-ki immediately looked at each other,
Then both of them saw shock and doubt on each other's faces and eyes!
I rely on this voice!
Could it be... Could it be that Yu Xiaogang was eating Ollie in the toilet? !
Damn, there is really a possibility!After all, Yu Xiaogang even ate garbage!
Thinking of this, they stopped talking nonsense, and immediately came to the door of the toilet, and slammed the door open!
Yu Xiaogang thought they were all gone, and was trying his best, seeing that there was hope again,
boom!
The toilet door was slammed open, Flender and Zao Wou-ki rushed in like two bison!
Yu Xiaogang was so frightened on the spot that he held back again!
Then, with six eyes facing each other,
The air was suddenly quiet.
"What are you doing~ Ouch!"
Yu Xiaogang really convinced!What are you two doing!are you crazy!
"Forehead......"
Both Flender and Zao Wou-ki looked embarrassed!
Depend on!It turns out that it is not eating but making!
so awkward!
Flender said: "Ahem, isn't this worried about you? You always encounter some inexplicable things. This morning you screamed so strangely and so deeply."
"Didn't I say I'm fine?" Yu Xiaogang frowned.
"That's right, but aren't you unaware of many abnormal and weird things? So although you say you're fine, who knows if you're really fine?"
Zao Wou-ki said: "Um, now that we know that Master is fine, then we won't bother, and we're leaving first."
After finishing speaking, Zhao Wou-ki quickly turned around and left,
He's not interested in staying here and watching a man get a tuba!
Flender didn't leave in a hurry, but asked Yu Xiaogang seriously: "Are you really okay? Your complexion is not very good."
Yu Xiaogang was silent for two seconds: "You go out first, I will naturally talk to you later."
Flender thought for a moment, nodded, and turned to leave.
The gang is finally gone!
Yu Xiaogang re-gathered his strength and began to push hard,
however,
This kind of thing is like the inspiration when writing a book. The inspiration must be grasped when it comes. If it stops midway, it will be gone.
Yu Xiaogang is in such pain now,
He couldn't find the feeling that he was about to succeed!
stomachache!
Can't get out!
It's all the people's fault, I'm so mad!
Yu Xiaogang simply stopped trying and left the toilet.
But hey hey hey!
How could I, Zhang Tianyu, let you go so easily?
Make arrangements for belly bugs!
Let you experience what it means to work together today!
Except for the two-pronged [Operation Thunderbolt] targeting Tang Hao a long time ago, Zhang Tianyu didn't seem to have used two kinds of cheating props on other people at the same time.
Today Yu Xiaogang is very fortunate to experience [combination pack]!
Just as Yu Xiao walked out of the toilet, she suddenly felt a severe pain in her stomach, and her strong lust began to hit her brain!
Do not!not good!
Come on!
He quickly rushed to the toilet again!
However......
hateful!
This desire is obviously so strong, but he can't come out with anything!
PS: Some book friends said that the writing is interesting, but in fact, everyone’s comments are more interesting. Really, it’s not flattery. Damn, when I was sleeping with my child in my arms last night, I read book reviews and laughed so hard that the child woke up!
Sure enough, all the book friends this year are really talented, and the comments are so exciting. When I have no work to do in the future, I will read more book reviews, jerk!
Yu Xiaogang's screams echoed in his toilet and dormitory.
In fact, Yu Xiaogang is in such pain at this moment, not only because of constipation, but also because of stomach pain.
Now his stomach hurts very much, especially the intestines, as if twisted together, the pain is extremely severe!
Okay, next is the junior high school biology exam questions——
Why can rabbits eat grass?Why can't humans?
Because there is a cecum in the rabbit's body, this thing Xiao Wu knows best, it is specially used to digest plant fibers,
It does exist in the human body, but only a little bit of it has degenerated.
This is only the damage caused by the grass, not to mention the dirt, garbage and the 1.2 meters of hemp rope,
They are all accumulated in Yu Xiaogang's gastrointestinal tract at this moment, twisted and twisted together!
Yu Xiaogang only felt that the whole line from stomach to PY was about to burst!
Not literary embellishment,
It's not a joke, either.
It really looks like it's about to crack!
Ah!
Pile up inside!Can't get out!
How to do!
Yu Xiaogang is going crazy!
......
"what sound?"
"Someone seems to be calling?"
"Yes, and it seems...it's quite miserable!"
"Hey, wait a minute, this voice...why does it sound like a master?"
"Huh? Master? True or false?"
"Hiss! It really seems to be his voice, isn't it too miserable? What happened?"
"Then who knows, let's go, go and have a look!"
Yu Xiaogang's stench and screams finally caught the attention of other teachers in the building.
Bang bang bang!
The door of Yu Xiaogang's dormitory was slammed, and the teachers' voices came from outside the door:
"Master, what's wrong with you? Are you all right?"
Yu Xiaogang has just found a little feeling that he seems to be able to come out a little bit,
As a result, these people knocked on the door and yelled,
I was scared back again!
Yu Xiaogang is so angry!
But these teachers are also well intentioned, so he can't get angry, he can only say in pain:
"No~ah!...It's okay! It's okay, you guys go back!"
"No, why do you call it so miserable?"
"Yes, it's scary! Are you really all right?"
"It's okay, it's okay," Yu Xiaogang said, "I'm really okay, I'm sorry to disturb you, I'm really okay, you go back first!"
At this moment, Flender and Zhao Wuji finally arrived: "What's going on?"
"Oh, Dean, Vice-President, you guys are here!"
"The master just let out a very piercing scream, and we don't know what happened."
"Ask the master, the master said it's okay, let's go back first."
Flender hurried past the crowd and came to Yu Xiaogang's door: "Xiao Gang! What's going on?"
Yu Xiaogang is so uncomfortable!
Don't let me take a shit? !
He took a deep breath: "I'm really fine! I'm doing some very important things, you go do your things first! Leave me alone!"
The teachers said: "The master said the same thing just now, and he also said it's okay."
Flender: …
With the scream he just made, how could it be okay?
"Are you all right?"
"It's all right! Go ahead!"
Yu Xiaogang's heart is almost blocked, I despise you for caring about me so much,
But now I'm shitting!
Can you please stop bothering me?
It was very difficult for me to pull, but now I finally got a little bit of a sign, and you are bothering me again. You are really kind people, Living Buddhas and Bodhisattvas!
Flender frowned and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, I guess there's nothing wrong, let's go, let's do what we should do."
When the dean spoke, the teachers immediately dispersed,
After everyone had left, Flender opened the door, suppressed his breath together with Zao Wou-ki, and entered the dormitory without a sound.
As soon as he entered the dormitory, he heard Yu Xiaogang's humming sound coming from the toilet again.
Flender and Zao Wou-ki immediately looked at each other,
Then both of them saw shock and doubt on each other's faces and eyes!
I rely on this voice!
Could it be... Could it be that Yu Xiaogang was eating Ollie in the toilet? !
Damn, there is really a possibility!After all, Yu Xiaogang even ate garbage!
Thinking of this, they stopped talking nonsense, and immediately came to the door of the toilet, and slammed the door open!
Yu Xiaogang thought they were all gone, and was trying his best, seeing that there was hope again,
boom!
The toilet door was slammed open, Flender and Zao Wou-ki rushed in like two bison!
Yu Xiaogang was so frightened on the spot that he held back again!
Then, with six eyes facing each other,
The air was suddenly quiet.
"What are you doing~ Ouch!"
Yu Xiaogang really convinced!What are you two doing!are you crazy!
"Forehead......"
Both Flender and Zao Wou-ki looked embarrassed!
Depend on!It turns out that it is not eating but making!
so awkward!
Flender said: "Ahem, isn't this worried about you? You always encounter some inexplicable things. This morning you screamed so strangely and so deeply."
"Didn't I say I'm fine?" Yu Xiaogang frowned.
"That's right, but aren't you unaware of many abnormal and weird things? So although you say you're fine, who knows if you're really fine?"
Zao Wou-ki said: "Um, now that we know that Master is fine, then we won't bother, and we're leaving first."
After finishing speaking, Zhao Wou-ki quickly turned around and left,
He's not interested in staying here and watching a man get a tuba!
Flender didn't leave in a hurry, but asked Yu Xiaogang seriously: "Are you really okay? Your complexion is not very good."
Yu Xiaogang was silent for two seconds: "You go out first, I will naturally talk to you later."
Flender thought for a moment, nodded, and turned to leave.
The gang is finally gone!
Yu Xiaogang re-gathered his strength and began to push hard,
however,
This kind of thing is like the inspiration when writing a book. The inspiration must be grasped when it comes. If it stops midway, it will be gone.
Yu Xiaogang is in such pain now,
He couldn't find the feeling that he was about to succeed!
stomachache!
Can't get out!
It's all the people's fault, I'm so mad!
Yu Xiaogang simply stopped trying and left the toilet.
But hey hey hey!
How could I, Zhang Tianyu, let you go so easily?
Make arrangements for belly bugs!
Let you experience what it means to work together today!
Except for the two-pronged [Operation Thunderbolt] targeting Tang Hao a long time ago, Zhang Tianyu didn't seem to have used two kinds of cheating props on other people at the same time.
Today Yu Xiaogang is very fortunate to experience [combination pack]!
Just as Yu Xiao walked out of the toilet, she suddenly felt a severe pain in her stomach, and her strong lust began to hit her brain!
Do not!not good!
Come on!
He quickly rushed to the toilet again!
However......
hateful!
This desire is obviously so strong, but he can't come out with anything!
PS: Some book friends said that the writing is interesting, but in fact, everyone’s comments are more interesting. Really, it’s not flattery. Damn, when I was sleeping with my child in my arms last night, I read book reviews and laughed so hard that the child woke up!
Sure enough, all the book friends this year are really talented, and the comments are so exciting. When I have no work to do in the future, I will read more book reviews, jerk!
