Chapter 18 Iron Man, your skills in picking up girls are terrible
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Bi Mo Mo
On the other side, Iron Man started drinking green plant juice every day. Pepper and his bodyguard Happy didn't know the reason, they just thought he was going to exercise.
Apocalypse knew that this was the accumulation of reactor toxins in Iron Man's chest, which had affected his health.
At present, Iron Man still uses a relatively backward palladium element. Although it can provide energy, it contains radioactive toxins and will continue to corrode the human body.
The only solution is to replace palladium with a clean and safe element.
But a genius like Iron Man cannot find a substitute for a while.
Apocalypse gave Iron Man several recovery potions, but within two days, Iron Man discovered a problem.
"This recovery potion is a bit strange. It can only remove my toxins from yesterday accurately, not even a percentage point. The toxins accumulated the day before yesterday are completely useless. If this continues, unless you can provide 3 recovery potions for me to drink 80 years old, otherwise it will not be the solution."
Tianqi was helpless: "More than 3 pills? I currently only have more than 100 pills of this potion, and this potion is not renewable, and I haven't been able to study its ingredients yet."
Iron Man smiled coquettishly: "Such a precious potion, each one can save a life, I am greedy."
After a pause, Iron Man said again: "Don't tell Pepper and Happy. I don't want them to worry."
On the surface, Pepper is Iron Man's assistant and Happy is his bodyguard, but the three of them trust each other like family.
In the end, Iron Man married Pepper and gave birth to a daughter, Morgan.
As for Happy, according to the original plot, there is a high probability that he will get involved with Spider-Man's still charming aunt May.
Iron Man pressed his watch and said, "Happy, come in and help me practice boxing."
"Why didn't you come to me?" Tianqi shrugged.
"Come on, I don't want to be tortured by a monster like you. I can't even punch you in the suit."
After a while, Happy in a suit walked in.
He looked over with some strangeness. He only knew that Apocalypse was Iron Man's distinguished guest and had helped Iron Man escape from the Ten Commandments Gang in the Middle East, but he knew nothing about this guest's details.
On the one hand, there was Apocalypse's instruction not to expose his identity and strength, and Iron Man and Pepper naturally took this to heart.
Happy, on the other hand, is a talker. If he knew Apocalypse's identity and strength, he would have leaked it by bragging about it while drinking.
You know, as a person close to Iron Man, countless intelligence agencies and gossip tabloids are staring at him, trying to get first-hand information.
Happy put on loose training clothes and practiced with Iron Man on the stage for a while. Soon, Tony was out of breath from exhaustion.
Happy, on the other hand, looks fat but has a long breath, so he obviously has real skills.
"Tony," Happy said, "How about you take a break and Tang and I can practice some skills?"
After hearing this, Iron Man quickly said: "You must not provoke him! I'm afraid he won't be able to control his strength and will pin you to death with one finger."
Unexpectedly, these words of concern immediately aroused Happy's competitive spirit. Iron Man couldn't hold him back and had to fight a few moves.
Happy challenged Tianqi: "Mr. Tang, are you not afraid?"
Tianqi smiled: "Okay, anyway, I want to find a weak person to practice my skills with, so that I can control my strength, and then I can force myself to take action and accidentally kill the person."
Iron Man said verbosely on the side: "Don, you must be gentle. Happy is my good friend. Don't let him get hurt too seriously."
Happy's face suddenly turned red, and he felt that his self-esteem had been hurt ten thousand times. Was he already so useless in the eyes of the boss?
I secretly made up my mind to go all out and give this oriental guest some color seesee.
Tianqi didn't even change his clothes, he jumped onto the ring and did a Tai Chi stance.
Tai Chi uses softness to control hardness. If you don’t want to actively hurt others, this boxing method is just right.
Although Tianqi only had a superficial understanding of this boxing technique, he was unable to withstand the huge strength of his body. With strength and skill, he was able to figure out many key points.
Happy was in a standard sparring posture, with his legs constantly jumping and changing his body shape to prevent the opponent from locking himself. He suddenly rushed forward and punched Apocalypse in the face.
Unfortunately, in Tianqi's eyes, his movements were as slow as a snail and as weak as the breeze. With a simple move of "grabbing the sparrow's tail", he pressed and pulled, and Happy immediately flew into the air and hit the elastic guardrail at the edge of the ring. The elastic belt made a squeaking sound. It was stretched almost to the limit and rebounded hard, pushing the two hundred kilogram Happy to the opposite guardrail belt.
Finally, he bounced again and fell in the middle of the ring. He couldn't stand up for a while.
With just one move, Happy was defeated like a balloon with no dignity.
Happy refused to accept it and lay on the ground and said, "I was careless. I didn't stand firm just now. Wait for me to rest before fighting again."
At this moment, Pepper walked in on high heels, followed by a slim-figured woman wearing business attire, a white shirt, and black suit pants.
"Tony, this is Rashman Natasha, the assistant in the legal department. There are some documents that need your signature."
The person coming is none other than Black Widow!
Looking at Natasha, who was dressed in professional attire, sexy yet serious, Iron Man's eyes suddenly lit up.
Compared with the black widow, the temperament of the woman he usually hooks up with is completely different.
As soon as Black Widow came in, she saw Apocalypse, and a trace of panic flashed in her eyes.
She never expected that her "husband", whom she had been avoiding everywhere, would meet under such circumstances.
In the original plot, after Director Fury saw Tony announced as Iron Man, he sent Black Widow to spy on intelligence to confirm whether Iron Man would pose a threat to the security of the earth, and to evaluate whether he could join the Avengers.
Now, in addition to spying on intelligence, it has another purpose.
Based on Director Fury's information, it was impossible not to know that Apocalypse lived here, and sending Black Widow here was obviously to create opportunities for the two of them.
Seeing Black Widow pretending not to recognize him, Apocalypse was not anxious, but wanted to see how long she could keep pretending.
Tony's playboy mode quickly started, and he stepped forward and said: "The new assistant in the legal department? Why didn't I know? Come here often when you have time. You are welcome here."
In the past, Black Widow wouldn't mind using her beauty to obtain some information, but with her cheap "husband" by her side, and Director Fury also warned her not to use her beauty skill, Black Widow naturally didn't dare to go too far.
Black Widow said seriously: "Mr. Stark, this is an agreement about the acquisition of some subsidiaries, involving equity reorganization, and it must be signed by you."
"There's no rush, why don't we sit down first, have a glass of champagne and chat slowly. Reading legal documents is also very time-consuming, and standing all the time is quite tiring."
Black Widow said: "I'm not afraid of hard work. Besides, you can't drink during working hours."
The more he refused, the more itchy Iron Man became. With his appearance, wealth and fame, there was no woman he could not get along with, which made Pepper next to him secretly angry.
At this time, she was not in a relationship with Iron Man. She only had the title of assistant and had no way of opening her mouth.
Every time I see Iron Man bring a woman back, I get very angry.
Black Widow was a little flustered when she saw Apocalypse smiling and saying nothing, and she didn't even dare to answer Iron Man's words.
He quickly handed the document to Iron Man and stepped aside.
But her behavior is like a shy little white rabbit in the eyes of Iron Man, and she has an alternative charm among European and American women.
"Eh? What happened to the people on the stage?" Black Widow changed the subject, "Are they injured?"
When Happy saw the big beauty paying attention to him, he jumped up and said: "No, no, how could I be injured? I was tired from practicing boxing just now, so I need to take a rest."
As he spoke, he waved his gloves a few times in a coquettish manner: "That...name is Natasha, right? Do you want me to teach you some self-defense techniques?"
"Okay... okay."
In order to get rid of Iron Man's entanglement, Black Widow hurried onto the stage, but her eyes were secretly looking at Apocalypse.
"Hey, beauty, the first lesson is to concentrate on your opponent, keep your eyes on the opponent, don't look around..."
Happy wanted to attract Black Widow's attention and touched her through the gloves. Unexpectedly, Black Widow had an instinctive reaction.
With a Brazilian jiu-jitsu move, he took advantage of the momentum and flexibly locked Happy's neck with his legs. He hung his whole body on Happy, used his body weight to press down, and immediately knocked Happy to the ground.
Except for Apocalypse, Iron Man and Pepper Potts were all shocked.
Happy struggled for a while and found that he couldn't break free, so he had to slap the ground and beg for mercy, but he still said stubbornly: "What I did just now doesn't count, I'm not ready yet."
She is beautiful, sexy, conservative and shy, and can fight so well. Tony didn't even read the legal documents and said to Pepper: "This is the person I want, bring her to my side."
Little Pepper curled her lips and said: "No!"
How could Iron Man hide his thoughts better than Pepper? I firmly disagreed.
At this time, the sky started to move. If he did not declare his sovereignty, Iron Man would continue to be entangled. He never understood what giving up was to a beautiful woman.
"Tony, your skills in picking up girls are terrible, just look at mine." Tianqi smiled evilly.
Apocalypse knew that this was the accumulation of reactor toxins in Iron Man's chest, which had affected his health.
At present, Iron Man still uses a relatively backward palladium element. Although it can provide energy, it contains radioactive toxins and will continue to corrode the human body.
The only solution is to replace palladium with a clean and safe element.
But a genius like Iron Man cannot find a substitute for a while.
Apocalypse gave Iron Man several recovery potions, but within two days, Iron Man discovered a problem.
"This recovery potion is a bit strange. It can only remove my toxins from yesterday accurately, not even a percentage point. The toxins accumulated the day before yesterday are completely useless. If this continues, unless you can provide 3 recovery potions for me to drink 80 years old, otherwise it will not be the solution."
Tianqi was helpless: "More than 3 pills? I currently only have more than 100 pills of this potion, and this potion is not renewable, and I haven't been able to study its ingredients yet."
Iron Man smiled coquettishly: "Such a precious potion, each one can save a life, I am greedy."
After a pause, Iron Man said again: "Don't tell Pepper and Happy. I don't want them to worry."
On the surface, Pepper is Iron Man's assistant and Happy is his bodyguard, but the three of them trust each other like family.
In the end, Iron Man married Pepper and gave birth to a daughter, Morgan.
As for Happy, according to the original plot, there is a high probability that he will get involved with Spider-Man's still charming aunt May.
Iron Man pressed his watch and said, "Happy, come in and help me practice boxing."
"Why didn't you come to me?" Tianqi shrugged.
"Come on, I don't want to be tortured by a monster like you. I can't even punch you in the suit."
After a while, Happy in a suit walked in.
He looked over with some strangeness. He only knew that Apocalypse was Iron Man's distinguished guest and had helped Iron Man escape from the Ten Commandments Gang in the Middle East, but he knew nothing about this guest's details.
On the one hand, there was Apocalypse's instruction not to expose his identity and strength, and Iron Man and Pepper naturally took this to heart.
Happy, on the other hand, is a talker. If he knew Apocalypse's identity and strength, he would have leaked it by bragging about it while drinking.
You know, as a person close to Iron Man, countless intelligence agencies and gossip tabloids are staring at him, trying to get first-hand information.
Happy put on loose training clothes and practiced with Iron Man on the stage for a while. Soon, Tony was out of breath from exhaustion.
Happy, on the other hand, looks fat but has a long breath, so he obviously has real skills.
"Tony," Happy said, "How about you take a break and Tang and I can practice some skills?"
After hearing this, Iron Man quickly said: "You must not provoke him! I'm afraid he won't be able to control his strength and will pin you to death with one finger."
Unexpectedly, these words of concern immediately aroused Happy's competitive spirit. Iron Man couldn't hold him back and had to fight a few moves.
Happy challenged Tianqi: "Mr. Tang, are you not afraid?"
Tianqi smiled: "Okay, anyway, I want to find a weak person to practice my skills with, so that I can control my strength, and then I can force myself to take action and accidentally kill the person."
Iron Man said verbosely on the side: "Don, you must be gentle. Happy is my good friend. Don't let him get hurt too seriously."
Happy's face suddenly turned red, and he felt that his self-esteem had been hurt ten thousand times. Was he already so useless in the eyes of the boss?
I secretly made up my mind to go all out and give this oriental guest some color seesee.
Tianqi didn't even change his clothes, he jumped onto the ring and did a Tai Chi stance.
Tai Chi uses softness to control hardness. If you don’t want to actively hurt others, this boxing method is just right.
Although Tianqi only had a superficial understanding of this boxing technique, he was unable to withstand the huge strength of his body. With strength and skill, he was able to figure out many key points.
Happy was in a standard sparring posture, with his legs constantly jumping and changing his body shape to prevent the opponent from locking himself. He suddenly rushed forward and punched Apocalypse in the face.
Unfortunately, in Tianqi's eyes, his movements were as slow as a snail and as weak as the breeze. With a simple move of "grabbing the sparrow's tail", he pressed and pulled, and Happy immediately flew into the air and hit the elastic guardrail at the edge of the ring. The elastic belt made a squeaking sound. It was stretched almost to the limit and rebounded hard, pushing the two hundred kilogram Happy to the opposite guardrail belt.
Finally, he bounced again and fell in the middle of the ring. He couldn't stand up for a while.
With just one move, Happy was defeated like a balloon with no dignity.
Happy refused to accept it and lay on the ground and said, "I was careless. I didn't stand firm just now. Wait for me to rest before fighting again."
At this moment, Pepper walked in on high heels, followed by a slim-figured woman wearing business attire, a white shirt, and black suit pants.
"Tony, this is Rashman Natasha, the assistant in the legal department. There are some documents that need your signature."
The person coming is none other than Black Widow!
Looking at Natasha, who was dressed in professional attire, sexy yet serious, Iron Man's eyes suddenly lit up.
Compared with the black widow, the temperament of the woman he usually hooks up with is completely different.
As soon as Black Widow came in, she saw Apocalypse, and a trace of panic flashed in her eyes.
She never expected that her "husband", whom she had been avoiding everywhere, would meet under such circumstances.
In the original plot, after Director Fury saw Tony announced as Iron Man, he sent Black Widow to spy on intelligence to confirm whether Iron Man would pose a threat to the security of the earth, and to evaluate whether he could join the Avengers.
Now, in addition to spying on intelligence, it has another purpose.
Based on Director Fury's information, it was impossible not to know that Apocalypse lived here, and sending Black Widow here was obviously to create opportunities for the two of them.
Seeing Black Widow pretending not to recognize him, Apocalypse was not anxious, but wanted to see how long she could keep pretending.
Tony's playboy mode quickly started, and he stepped forward and said: "The new assistant in the legal department? Why didn't I know? Come here often when you have time. You are welcome here."
In the past, Black Widow wouldn't mind using her beauty to obtain some information, but with her cheap "husband" by her side, and Director Fury also warned her not to use her beauty skill, Black Widow naturally didn't dare to go too far.
Black Widow said seriously: "Mr. Stark, this is an agreement about the acquisition of some subsidiaries, involving equity reorganization, and it must be signed by you."
"There's no rush, why don't we sit down first, have a glass of champagne and chat slowly. Reading legal documents is also very time-consuming, and standing all the time is quite tiring."
Black Widow said: "I'm not afraid of hard work. Besides, you can't drink during working hours."
The more he refused, the more itchy Iron Man became. With his appearance, wealth and fame, there was no woman he could not get along with, which made Pepper next to him secretly angry.
At this time, she was not in a relationship with Iron Man. She only had the title of assistant and had no way of opening her mouth.
Every time I see Iron Man bring a woman back, I get very angry.
Black Widow was a little flustered when she saw Apocalypse smiling and saying nothing, and she didn't even dare to answer Iron Man's words.
He quickly handed the document to Iron Man and stepped aside.
But her behavior is like a shy little white rabbit in the eyes of Iron Man, and she has an alternative charm among European and American women.
"Eh? What happened to the people on the stage?" Black Widow changed the subject, "Are they injured?"
When Happy saw the big beauty paying attention to him, he jumped up and said: "No, no, how could I be injured? I was tired from practicing boxing just now, so I need to take a rest."
As he spoke, he waved his gloves a few times in a coquettish manner: "That...name is Natasha, right? Do you want me to teach you some self-defense techniques?"
"Okay... okay."
In order to get rid of Iron Man's entanglement, Black Widow hurried onto the stage, but her eyes were secretly looking at Apocalypse.
"Hey, beauty, the first lesson is to concentrate on your opponent, keep your eyes on the opponent, don't look around..."
Happy wanted to attract Black Widow's attention and touched her through the gloves. Unexpectedly, Black Widow had an instinctive reaction.
With a Brazilian jiu-jitsu move, he took advantage of the momentum and flexibly locked Happy's neck with his legs. He hung his whole body on Happy, used his body weight to press down, and immediately knocked Happy to the ground.
Except for Apocalypse, Iron Man and Pepper Potts were all shocked.
Happy struggled for a while and found that he couldn't break free, so he had to slap the ground and beg for mercy, but he still said stubbornly: "What I did just now doesn't count, I'm not ready yet."
She is beautiful, sexy, conservative and shy, and can fight so well. Tony didn't even read the legal documents and said to Pepper: "This is the person I want, bring her to my side."
Little Pepper curled her lips and said: "No!"
How could Iron Man hide his thoughts better than Pepper? I firmly disagreed.
At this time, the sky started to move. If he did not declare his sovereignty, Iron Man would continue to be entangled. He never understood what giving up was to a beautiful woman.
"Tony, your skills in picking up girls are terrible, just look at mine." Tianqi smiled evilly.
