Chapter 286 The image of 1000 pounds
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Bi Mo Mo
"what?"
Thor and Queen Frigga were shocked.
Frigga thought that Hela had offended Prince Tang somehow, so Prince Tang simply gave her death.
With Hela's character, this possibility is almost 100%.
Frigga couldn't help but feel anxious, her eyes looking to Thor for help.
Now Apocalypse, Asgard has no power that can go against his will. Only the brotherhood between Thor and Apocalypse is the only bond.
Thor did not doubt Apocalypse, he just wanted to hear what Apocalypse had to say.
"Don, isn't this bad? She is my sister after all."
Tianqi said calmly: "Anyway, if she wants to die, let her go."
Then the conversation changed: "By the way, Thor, how much does the fattest opera singer in Asgard weigh?"
Thor was stunned. Wasn't he discussing his sister's life and death?Why are you suddenly asking about actors?
The turn was so sharp that he almost missed it.
"Why do you ask this? How could I know?"
Asgard has inherited some ancient culture and does not like to watch movies, but he likes to watch operas.
In the original timeline, Loki also disguised himself as Odin and arranged opera performances to beautify himself into a great hero.
Later, Thor returned, saw through his disguise, and threatened Loki with Mjolnir, forcing Loki to reveal his true identity.
"Forget it," Tianqi said, "Just find one that weighs 1000 pounds. It's not good if it's too heavy."
Thor rolled his eyes, where is the 1000-pound actress?Do you really think the people of Asgard are pigs?
"Brother, if you have anything to say, please tell me. My sister's side..."
Apocalypse said quietly: "Hela is the daughter of the God King after all, and is called the goddess of death. She cannot die in obscurity."
"I thought about turning her story into an opera and singing it forever."
"In order to show respect, actresses must weigh more than [-] pounds. The fatter, the better, so that they can hold up the stage and appear weighty!"
"Uh..." Thor was speechless, "Tang, this... the meaning of pressing the stage has nothing to do with weight."
Tianqi smiled and said: "Whatever, the dead people won't object anyway."
"By the way, I also designed an action scene where the actress bounces like a ball and attacks the enemy. I named it - Hela's Oppression!"
"By the way, the portraits and books should also be changed. The image of Hela should be painted to weigh more than 2000 pounds."
"The hair must be dirty, bloody and gray. It must be mixed together. When you flick your hair, a lot of bugs will crawl out. This makes you look like the goddess of death."
"This skill can be called - the goddess of death's look back!"
"Since it is related to death, the skin cannot be painted too well."
"Not only will he be pale, he will also look like toad skin, with goosebumps all over his body, and there will also be pus..."
"And the teeth should be painted black and yellow, so that if you don't brush your teeth for at least 1000 years, you can smoke the enemy to death with your breath."
"I named it - Hela's Death Breath!"
Apocalypse's words became more and more outrageous, and Thor and Frigga were dumbfounded.
If it is really written like this, with books, paintings, and opera performances, then Hela's image will really never be able to change.
Even, these images will be spread to the nine major kingdoms and be passed down from generation to generation.
Finally, Apocalypse asked: "That's all for now, Thor, see if there is anything else you want to add?"
"Uh..." Thor really thought about it seriously, "How about adding another habit of picking your feet and putting them under your nose to smell?"
Tianqi laughed: "Haha, as expected of brothers, so creative!"
"Ah... I will fight with you!!"
The dying Hela used her last strength to grab the potion from Thor's hand and drank it in one gulp.
Before the potion could be fully recovered, with the recovery purple light all over his body, he rushed towards Tianqi to kill him.
Apocalypse flicked his hand, and a wall of energy blocked him.
Hela scratched her angrily for a while before remembering that she couldn't beat Apocalypse.
As soon as his eyes turned, a murderous aura immediately stared at Thor.
"Sister...this is none of my business..."
"Snapped!"
Hela slapped Thor on the face, making him unable to stand, and cursed angrily: "It's none of your business, right?"
"elder sister……"
"Snapped!"
Thor hurriedly dodged, shouting: "Brother, save me."
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
"You're picking your feet, right? And you're putting it under your nose to smell it, right?"
Thor was never a match for Hela.
In addition, Hela has been fighting in the illusion world created by Apocalypse for most of her life, and her strength has improved a lot, and the gap with Thor is even greater.
After a while, Thor was stepped on the ground by Hela, unable to resist.
Hela scolded: "Pick your feet and smell it yourself!"
"I am the majestic king of Asgard, the god of thunder and lightning. I won't dig it if I don't!"
"Hmph! You don't dig, do you?"
"Bam! Boom! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!"
Hela caught Thor and beat him wildly.
Let him know what it means to suppress your sister's bloodline.
Fortunately, there were no outsiders here, otherwise the king of Asgard would have been tortured like this, which would have caused quite a stir.
However, as long as they recognized that it was Hela who beat Thor, everyone would probably look at the sky and walk by calmly without seeing anything.
Hela gave Thor a good beating, and the bad breath finally came out.
I felt a little embarrassed when I remembered that I was stubborn and refused to drink just now, and now I took the initiative to grab it and owed that guy a favor.
A rare blush appeared on her fair face.
A pair of beautiful eyes with smoky makeup gave Tian Qi a fierce look and hurriedly ran out of the palace.
Frigga stepped off the throne, saluted Apocalypse solemnly, and said, "Thank you, Prince Tang! Hela is really grateful for your trouble."
"Queen of Gods, you're welcome. Thor is my brother, and I also think about Thor."
The God of Thunder came over with a bruised nose and face, and said dejectedly: "I don't think you are thinking about me at all. How will you live in the future..."
Frigga seemed unable to see the God of Thunder and said, "Thor, I'm going to talk to Hela. You stay here with Prince Tang."
With that said, he left in the direction Hela left.
Thor watched Frigga leave, he was beaten into a human shape, and his mother didn't even look at him, but went to find the culprit.
I couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, I will fall out of favor in the future."
…………
Hela's return has caused a lot of trouble in Asgard.
Some young Asgardians suddenly heard that God King Odin had an eldest daughter, and they all started talking about it.
After all, there is no shortage of gossip for that race.
Some elders and elders had a headache, not knowing how to get along with this queen.
But I was a little relieved when I heard that Tianqi was coming with him.
With Prince Tang holding the town, at least there is no need to worry about safety issues.
I'm just worried, what if Prince Tang leaves Asgard and Hela kills him?
Until the Queen of Gods released the news that Hela had been deeply introspective and written millions of words of repentance during the past 2000 years since she was sealed by Odin.
Now there is no longer the original hostility, so I ask everyone not to worry.
But most people are dubious.
Thor and Queen Frigga were shocked.
Frigga thought that Hela had offended Prince Tang somehow, so Prince Tang simply gave her death.
With Hela's character, this possibility is almost 100%.
Frigga couldn't help but feel anxious, her eyes looking to Thor for help.
Now Apocalypse, Asgard has no power that can go against his will. Only the brotherhood between Thor and Apocalypse is the only bond.
Thor did not doubt Apocalypse, he just wanted to hear what Apocalypse had to say.
"Don, isn't this bad? She is my sister after all."
Tianqi said calmly: "Anyway, if she wants to die, let her go."
Then the conversation changed: "By the way, Thor, how much does the fattest opera singer in Asgard weigh?"
Thor was stunned. Wasn't he discussing his sister's life and death?Why are you suddenly asking about actors?
The turn was so sharp that he almost missed it.
"Why do you ask this? How could I know?"
Asgard has inherited some ancient culture and does not like to watch movies, but he likes to watch operas.
In the original timeline, Loki also disguised himself as Odin and arranged opera performances to beautify himself into a great hero.
Later, Thor returned, saw through his disguise, and threatened Loki with Mjolnir, forcing Loki to reveal his true identity.
"Forget it," Tianqi said, "Just find one that weighs 1000 pounds. It's not good if it's too heavy."
Thor rolled his eyes, where is the 1000-pound actress?Do you really think the people of Asgard are pigs?
"Brother, if you have anything to say, please tell me. My sister's side..."
Apocalypse said quietly: "Hela is the daughter of the God King after all, and is called the goddess of death. She cannot die in obscurity."
"I thought about turning her story into an opera and singing it forever."
"In order to show respect, actresses must weigh more than [-] pounds. The fatter, the better, so that they can hold up the stage and appear weighty!"
"Uh..." Thor was speechless, "Tang, this... the meaning of pressing the stage has nothing to do with weight."
Tianqi smiled and said: "Whatever, the dead people won't object anyway."
"By the way, I also designed an action scene where the actress bounces like a ball and attacks the enemy. I named it - Hela's Oppression!"
"By the way, the portraits and books should also be changed. The image of Hela should be painted to weigh more than 2000 pounds."
"The hair must be dirty, bloody and gray. It must be mixed together. When you flick your hair, a lot of bugs will crawl out. This makes you look like the goddess of death."
"This skill can be called - the goddess of death's look back!"
"Since it is related to death, the skin cannot be painted too well."
"Not only will he be pale, he will also look like toad skin, with goosebumps all over his body, and there will also be pus..."
"And the teeth should be painted black and yellow, so that if you don't brush your teeth for at least 1000 years, you can smoke the enemy to death with your breath."
"I named it - Hela's Death Breath!"
Apocalypse's words became more and more outrageous, and Thor and Frigga were dumbfounded.
If it is really written like this, with books, paintings, and opera performances, then Hela's image will really never be able to change.
Even, these images will be spread to the nine major kingdoms and be passed down from generation to generation.
Finally, Apocalypse asked: "That's all for now, Thor, see if there is anything else you want to add?"
"Uh..." Thor really thought about it seriously, "How about adding another habit of picking your feet and putting them under your nose to smell?"
Tianqi laughed: "Haha, as expected of brothers, so creative!"
"Ah... I will fight with you!!"
The dying Hela used her last strength to grab the potion from Thor's hand and drank it in one gulp.
Before the potion could be fully recovered, with the recovery purple light all over his body, he rushed towards Tianqi to kill him.
Apocalypse flicked his hand, and a wall of energy blocked him.
Hela scratched her angrily for a while before remembering that she couldn't beat Apocalypse.
As soon as his eyes turned, a murderous aura immediately stared at Thor.
"Sister...this is none of my business..."
"Snapped!"
Hela slapped Thor on the face, making him unable to stand, and cursed angrily: "It's none of your business, right?"
"elder sister……"
"Snapped!"
Thor hurriedly dodged, shouting: "Brother, save me."
"Clap! Clap! Clap!"
"You're picking your feet, right? And you're putting it under your nose to smell it, right?"
Thor was never a match for Hela.
In addition, Hela has been fighting in the illusion world created by Apocalypse for most of her life, and her strength has improved a lot, and the gap with Thor is even greater.
After a while, Thor was stepped on the ground by Hela, unable to resist.
Hela scolded: "Pick your feet and smell it yourself!"
"I am the majestic king of Asgard, the god of thunder and lightning. I won't dig it if I don't!"
"Hmph! You don't dig, do you?"
"Bam! Boom! Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam!"
Hela caught Thor and beat him wildly.
Let him know what it means to suppress your sister's bloodline.
Fortunately, there were no outsiders here, otherwise the king of Asgard would have been tortured like this, which would have caused quite a stir.
However, as long as they recognized that it was Hela who beat Thor, everyone would probably look at the sky and walk by calmly without seeing anything.
Hela gave Thor a good beating, and the bad breath finally came out.
I felt a little embarrassed when I remembered that I was stubborn and refused to drink just now, and now I took the initiative to grab it and owed that guy a favor.
A rare blush appeared on her fair face.
A pair of beautiful eyes with smoky makeup gave Tian Qi a fierce look and hurriedly ran out of the palace.
Frigga stepped off the throne, saluted Apocalypse solemnly, and said, "Thank you, Prince Tang! Hela is really grateful for your trouble."
"Queen of Gods, you're welcome. Thor is my brother, and I also think about Thor."
The God of Thunder came over with a bruised nose and face, and said dejectedly: "I don't think you are thinking about me at all. How will you live in the future..."
Frigga seemed unable to see the God of Thunder and said, "Thor, I'm going to talk to Hela. You stay here with Prince Tang."
With that said, he left in the direction Hela left.
Thor watched Frigga leave, he was beaten into a human shape, and his mother didn't even look at him, but went to find the culprit.
I couldn't help but sigh: "Brother, I will fall out of favor in the future."
…………
Hela's return has caused a lot of trouble in Asgard.
Some young Asgardians suddenly heard that God King Odin had an eldest daughter, and they all started talking about it.
After all, there is no shortage of gossip for that race.
Some elders and elders had a headache, not knowing how to get along with this queen.
But I was a little relieved when I heard that Tianqi was coming with him.
With Prince Tang holding the town, at least there is no need to worry about safety issues.
I'm just worried, what if Prince Tang leaves Asgard and Hela kills him?
Until the Queen of Gods released the news that Hela had been deeply introspective and written millions of words of repentance during the past 2000 years since she was sealed by Odin.
Now there is no longer the original hostility, so I ask everyone not to worry.
But most people are dubious.
