Chapter 29 Drink down Thor and go get the hammer
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Bi Mo Mo
Seeing this, Tianqi threw a large roll of U.S. dollars at the boss. At the same time, he threw the wine glass to the ground and said, "Why are you standing there in a daze? Bring the strongest wine. I've bought all the wine here today. If you don't get drunk, you won't get home." !”
The boss unfolded the roll of money, suddenly smiled, and hurriedly motioned to the strong men to sit down.
With such a large roll of hundred-dollar bills, you can't usually earn so much money in a month. As long as you manage enough money, throwing a glass is nothing, and it's not a valuable thing.
Thor laughed loudly: "I didn't expect that when I came to Earth, I met a brother with a good temper. You are very good. I will make you a friend."
"Hey... wait a minute, I don't want to make friends with people who don't drink well. You drink first and then I talk." Tianqi said.
Thor didn't expect that someone on Earth would dare to challenge his authority, and he suddenly became more motivated to fight.
The two drank one glass after another. The large wine glasses usually used by strong men to drink draft beer seemed to be more enjoyable in their mouths than drinking boiled water. They threw them away after drinking, and the broken wine glasses were thrown "ping ping ping pong" on the ground.
The other drinkers looked sideways.
"A good drinker! Brothers, we can't be compared with two outsiders." A strong man from the west shouted.
"drink!!!"
A group of local strong men also drank heavily. Since someone had booked the place, they might as well follow suit and throw their wine glasses to the ground after drinking.
The atmosphere in the bar suddenly reached its peak, full of male atmosphere.
Jane and the fierce sister Daisy were stunned and looked at each other. What kind of species are men?Why did you break a few wine glasses after you dropped them?
Daisy touched Jane: "Tutor, I think Sol seems to be quite normal compared to that oriental man. It's a pity that such a handsome man seems to have a hard time with his brain."
Jane said helplessly: "Men are all the same after drinking."
Although the God of Thunder's physique is far superior to that of the people on earth, he has been deprived of his divine power. How could he possibly be able to drink with Apocalypse's abnormal physique? After more than ten glasses, he has already started to blush.
Fortunately, his wine was pretty good and he didn't cause any trouble. Instead, he just called Tianqi "friend".
The God of Thunder was born into a distinguished family, fought numerous battles in his life, and always had smooth sailing.
This falling out with his father was already the biggest setback in his life, and it was inevitable to be sad for a while.
But Tianqi knew that Thor's most difficult days were yet to come.
Compared with the catastrophe in the future, this small setback at present is like playing house and is not worth mentioning.
Thor finally got drunk and muttered something like "King Father, Queen Mother, Loki".
As for Eric, he was already lying on his chair and snoring.
Apocalypse picked up one of them with one hand and said to Jane and Daisy, who were stunned, "Where do you live? I'll take them back to sleep."
Jane said: "I live in an RV and have no place to put two grown men. You can take them to a hotel."
"That won't work." Tianqi shook his head, "You knocked this guy down. He seems to have some brain problems now, and he refuses to go to the hospital. Who will take care of him if you don't take care of him?"
The kind-hearted Jane was helpless. What she said seemed to make sense, so she had to reluctantly agree.
She never expected that Tianqi deliberately brought them together in order to reverse the original plot.
In the original plot, Thor and Jane talked to each other in the RV and eventually became lovers, which triggered a series of subsequent plots, including the important turning points of the ether particle-the reality stone.
Apocalypse throws Thor into Jane's RV.
Eric naturally has to take him back to the hotel. Otherwise, how will the plot develop if there are two stinky men sleeping on the same bed?
After placing Eric, Daisy came up, touched Tianqi's arm and said, "Handsome guy, do you want to take a rest too? My room is upstairs."
Tianqi's appearance and figure meet the standards of handsome men in both China and the West.
More importantly, his aura of strength and invincible self-confidence are the most deadly to women.
This Western girl is so open-minded. Tianqi looked at the fierce girl next to him. It would be a lie to say that he didn't have bad intentions for men.
But he has a black widow, and the black widow has not completely returned to him, so he doesn't want to cause any more trouble.
"I am a man with a wife." Tianqi said.
Daisy was even more excited, and said softly and seductively: "I didn't see you wearing a ring. In our place, if you don't wear a ring, you are not married. You can break the rules temporarily~~~~~"
Tianqi doesn't understand Western habits. Here, a large number of men are afraid of taking responsibility and getting married.
It’s okay to have sex, live together, and even have children, but getting a license to get married?
no!
Therefore, married men are particularly attractive. Women usually find such men more responsible and attractive.
As a result, many men deliberately wear rings in bars and pretend to be married men hunting for prey.
Tianqi still had things to do, and he didn't want to cause trouble, so he left Daisy with a resentful look on his face and turned around to leave.
........................
When he reappeared, Apocalypse had arrived in the desert dozens of kilometers away from the town.
This is where Thor's hammer fell!
At first, the locals thought it was a meteorite or something. Someone who picked up meteorites came to search and found something strange about the hammer.
It may not seem big, but it weighs as much as a thousand pounds, and no one can lift it.
The news spread quickly, and soon everyone in the town knew about it.
Countless strong men reveling here, trying one after another to see if they can lift Mjolnir.
Some people saw business opportunities and simply set up a simple barbecue stall, and business was actually good for a while.
Some people even tied Thor's hammer to a chain and dragged it with a pickup truck.
The pickup truck roared and was driven to maximum power. The tires skidded on the ground, throwing up countless dust, but the hammer didn't move at all.
Suddenly there was a "bang" sound, the carriage fell off, and the pickup failed!
Someone tried to dig out the soil under Thor's Hammer, but found that it could not be dug at all. It seemed that the ball of soil carrying Thor's Hammer had become one with it.
Very weird!
Thor's hammer was forged by the cosmic dwarves from a dying star, and its weight itself is extremely terrifying.
What's even more amazing is that it will also judge whether the person holding it is qualified to lift it.
Those who are qualified are as heavy as a light weight; those who are not qualified are as heavy as a star!
In the original plot, only Captain America among the people on Earth lifted it.
Another person who could potentially be lifted was Vision, but it was just a possibility, and until Vision's death, he was not actually scheduled to be lifted.
However, the core of Vision itself is the Mind Stone, and it is not surprising that he can lift Mjolnir.
Seeing Tianqi slowly approaching, a group of strong Western men couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, Oriental, your thighs are not as thick as my arms, so don't bother with them. It will be bad if you strain your muscles and bones later."
"Come on, come on, I'll make an offer, and I'll pay you ten if you buy one that an Easterner can lift."
"Damn it, you're trying to get money. You couldn't even lift it with a truck. Do you think a human can lift it?"
"I'll pay you one hundred, is there anyone who wants to buy..."
Apocalypse walked up to Mjolnir calmly and looked at the artifact carefully.
The hammer is simple and elegant, and is engraved with strange lines. If the holder is recognized by Thor's Hammer, then these lines can release the power of thunder and lightning and strengthen the holder's attack power.
Moreover, it can also be carried flying by a hammer, which is really a must-have artifact for traveling at home and showing off.
Tianqi gently held the handle, gradually increasing his strength.
Twice the strength of the Hulk!
Do not move!
Apocalypse had already anticipated this. In the original plot of "Avengers 1", on the space carrier, the Hulk tried to pick up Thor's hammer that fell on the deck. Unfortunately, even the alloy-forged deck was trampled. It's gone, Thor's hammer can't move.
Twice the power of the Hulk!
The muscles on Apocalypse's body rose up, and the terrifying force ripped apart his close-fitting clothes.
On the surface, neither Hammer nor Apocalypse moved, but the terrifying power had been transmitted to the ground, and the surrounding ground continued to tremble, as if it were an earthquake.
The strong men around him were so frightened that they all looked sideways.
"Is this the movement made by that Oriental man? It's too scary."
"How is it possible, Lao Nuo? I think it might be an earthquake."
"It wouldn't be so coincidental would it?"
"Don't be afraid even if it's an earthquake, we're on flat ground."
Apocalypse ignored the noise and began to explode.
Three times the power of the Hulk!
The unparalleled force exploded instantly, and the surrounding ground suddenly cracked, extending to a hundred meters away. Wherever the crack passed, rocks exploded one after another, and the flying debris caused the strong men around to take cover.
However, Mjolnir remains motionless!
Around the hammer, the ground dropped by half a meter, but the soil connected to Thor's hammer seemed to have been blessed by mysterious power and was not affected at all.
Tianqi tried to smash the soil under the hammer again, and found that it was no different from smashing the hammer.
Vaguely, Apocalypse seemed to sense the ridicule from Thor's hammer.
Is it an illusion?Apocalypse thought.
So he smashed the soil under the hammer again, and the vague ridicule appeared again.
Sure enough, Tianqi knew what was going on.
The artifact is alive!
In previous lives, countless enthusiasts discussed the strange properties of Mjolnir.
For example, if an unqualified person puts Mjolnir on an elevator and then carries it, can he lift it?
Or put it in a car or airplane, and then drag it with you?
Now it seems that there is no paradox at all. As long as Mjolnir doesn't want you to move it, you can't move it anyway, unless - you can crush Mjolnir with strength!
For example, in the plot of "Thor 3" that has not yet happened, Thor's hammer was crushed by Thor's sister and the goddess of death, Hela, with one hand.
Thinking of this, Tianqi felt even more horrified!
Three times the strength of the Hulk, he couldn't even lift it, but Hela could actually crush Mjolnir? !
How terrifying is this strength? !
And how powerful is Odin, the god-king who sealed Hela?
As well as the Minotaur that caused Ragnarok, destroyed Asgard, and finally wiped out Hela - Surtur, that towering body is powerless to think about.
The more you think about these details, the more terrifying they become. It is urgent to improve your strength.
However, Tianqi wanted to try it one last time.
The boss unfolded the roll of money, suddenly smiled, and hurriedly motioned to the strong men to sit down.
With such a large roll of hundred-dollar bills, you can't usually earn so much money in a month. As long as you manage enough money, throwing a glass is nothing, and it's not a valuable thing.
Thor laughed loudly: "I didn't expect that when I came to Earth, I met a brother with a good temper. You are very good. I will make you a friend."
"Hey... wait a minute, I don't want to make friends with people who don't drink well. You drink first and then I talk." Tianqi said.
Thor didn't expect that someone on Earth would dare to challenge his authority, and he suddenly became more motivated to fight.
The two drank one glass after another. The large wine glasses usually used by strong men to drink draft beer seemed to be more enjoyable in their mouths than drinking boiled water. They threw them away after drinking, and the broken wine glasses were thrown "ping ping ping pong" on the ground.
The other drinkers looked sideways.
"A good drinker! Brothers, we can't be compared with two outsiders." A strong man from the west shouted.
"drink!!!"
A group of local strong men also drank heavily. Since someone had booked the place, they might as well follow suit and throw their wine glasses to the ground after drinking.
The atmosphere in the bar suddenly reached its peak, full of male atmosphere.
Jane and the fierce sister Daisy were stunned and looked at each other. What kind of species are men?Why did you break a few wine glasses after you dropped them?
Daisy touched Jane: "Tutor, I think Sol seems to be quite normal compared to that oriental man. It's a pity that such a handsome man seems to have a hard time with his brain."
Jane said helplessly: "Men are all the same after drinking."
Although the God of Thunder's physique is far superior to that of the people on earth, he has been deprived of his divine power. How could he possibly be able to drink with Apocalypse's abnormal physique? After more than ten glasses, he has already started to blush.
Fortunately, his wine was pretty good and he didn't cause any trouble. Instead, he just called Tianqi "friend".
The God of Thunder was born into a distinguished family, fought numerous battles in his life, and always had smooth sailing.
This falling out with his father was already the biggest setback in his life, and it was inevitable to be sad for a while.
But Tianqi knew that Thor's most difficult days were yet to come.
Compared with the catastrophe in the future, this small setback at present is like playing house and is not worth mentioning.
Thor finally got drunk and muttered something like "King Father, Queen Mother, Loki".
As for Eric, he was already lying on his chair and snoring.
Apocalypse picked up one of them with one hand and said to Jane and Daisy, who were stunned, "Where do you live? I'll take them back to sleep."
Jane said: "I live in an RV and have no place to put two grown men. You can take them to a hotel."
"That won't work." Tianqi shook his head, "You knocked this guy down. He seems to have some brain problems now, and he refuses to go to the hospital. Who will take care of him if you don't take care of him?"
The kind-hearted Jane was helpless. What she said seemed to make sense, so she had to reluctantly agree.
She never expected that Tianqi deliberately brought them together in order to reverse the original plot.
In the original plot, Thor and Jane talked to each other in the RV and eventually became lovers, which triggered a series of subsequent plots, including the important turning points of the ether particle-the reality stone.
Apocalypse throws Thor into Jane's RV.
Eric naturally has to take him back to the hotel. Otherwise, how will the plot develop if there are two stinky men sleeping on the same bed?
After placing Eric, Daisy came up, touched Tianqi's arm and said, "Handsome guy, do you want to take a rest too? My room is upstairs."
Tianqi's appearance and figure meet the standards of handsome men in both China and the West.
More importantly, his aura of strength and invincible self-confidence are the most deadly to women.
This Western girl is so open-minded. Tianqi looked at the fierce girl next to him. It would be a lie to say that he didn't have bad intentions for men.
But he has a black widow, and the black widow has not completely returned to him, so he doesn't want to cause any more trouble.
"I am a man with a wife." Tianqi said.
Daisy was even more excited, and said softly and seductively: "I didn't see you wearing a ring. In our place, if you don't wear a ring, you are not married. You can break the rules temporarily~~~~~"
Tianqi doesn't understand Western habits. Here, a large number of men are afraid of taking responsibility and getting married.
It’s okay to have sex, live together, and even have children, but getting a license to get married?
no!
Therefore, married men are particularly attractive. Women usually find such men more responsible and attractive.
As a result, many men deliberately wear rings in bars and pretend to be married men hunting for prey.
Tianqi still had things to do, and he didn't want to cause trouble, so he left Daisy with a resentful look on his face and turned around to leave.
........................
When he reappeared, Apocalypse had arrived in the desert dozens of kilometers away from the town.
This is where Thor's hammer fell!
At first, the locals thought it was a meteorite or something. Someone who picked up meteorites came to search and found something strange about the hammer.
It may not seem big, but it weighs as much as a thousand pounds, and no one can lift it.
The news spread quickly, and soon everyone in the town knew about it.
Countless strong men reveling here, trying one after another to see if they can lift Mjolnir.
Some people saw business opportunities and simply set up a simple barbecue stall, and business was actually good for a while.
Some people even tied Thor's hammer to a chain and dragged it with a pickup truck.
The pickup truck roared and was driven to maximum power. The tires skidded on the ground, throwing up countless dust, but the hammer didn't move at all.
Suddenly there was a "bang" sound, the carriage fell off, and the pickup failed!
Someone tried to dig out the soil under Thor's Hammer, but found that it could not be dug at all. It seemed that the ball of soil carrying Thor's Hammer had become one with it.
Very weird!
Thor's hammer was forged by the cosmic dwarves from a dying star, and its weight itself is extremely terrifying.
What's even more amazing is that it will also judge whether the person holding it is qualified to lift it.
Those who are qualified are as heavy as a light weight; those who are not qualified are as heavy as a star!
In the original plot, only Captain America among the people on Earth lifted it.
Another person who could potentially be lifted was Vision, but it was just a possibility, and until Vision's death, he was not actually scheduled to be lifted.
However, the core of Vision itself is the Mind Stone, and it is not surprising that he can lift Mjolnir.
Seeing Tianqi slowly approaching, a group of strong Western men couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, Oriental, your thighs are not as thick as my arms, so don't bother with them. It will be bad if you strain your muscles and bones later."
"Come on, come on, I'll make an offer, and I'll pay you ten if you buy one that an Easterner can lift."
"Damn it, you're trying to get money. You couldn't even lift it with a truck. Do you think a human can lift it?"
"I'll pay you one hundred, is there anyone who wants to buy..."
Apocalypse walked up to Mjolnir calmly and looked at the artifact carefully.
The hammer is simple and elegant, and is engraved with strange lines. If the holder is recognized by Thor's Hammer, then these lines can release the power of thunder and lightning and strengthen the holder's attack power.
Moreover, it can also be carried flying by a hammer, which is really a must-have artifact for traveling at home and showing off.
Tianqi gently held the handle, gradually increasing his strength.
Twice the strength of the Hulk!
Do not move!
Apocalypse had already anticipated this. In the original plot of "Avengers 1", on the space carrier, the Hulk tried to pick up Thor's hammer that fell on the deck. Unfortunately, even the alloy-forged deck was trampled. It's gone, Thor's hammer can't move.
Twice the power of the Hulk!
The muscles on Apocalypse's body rose up, and the terrifying force ripped apart his close-fitting clothes.
On the surface, neither Hammer nor Apocalypse moved, but the terrifying power had been transmitted to the ground, and the surrounding ground continued to tremble, as if it were an earthquake.
The strong men around him were so frightened that they all looked sideways.
"Is this the movement made by that Oriental man? It's too scary."
"How is it possible, Lao Nuo? I think it might be an earthquake."
"It wouldn't be so coincidental would it?"
"Don't be afraid even if it's an earthquake, we're on flat ground."
Apocalypse ignored the noise and began to explode.
Three times the power of the Hulk!
The unparalleled force exploded instantly, and the surrounding ground suddenly cracked, extending to a hundred meters away. Wherever the crack passed, rocks exploded one after another, and the flying debris caused the strong men around to take cover.
However, Mjolnir remains motionless!
Around the hammer, the ground dropped by half a meter, but the soil connected to Thor's hammer seemed to have been blessed by mysterious power and was not affected at all.
Tianqi tried to smash the soil under the hammer again, and found that it was no different from smashing the hammer.
Vaguely, Apocalypse seemed to sense the ridicule from Thor's hammer.
Is it an illusion?Apocalypse thought.
So he smashed the soil under the hammer again, and the vague ridicule appeared again.
Sure enough, Tianqi knew what was going on.
The artifact is alive!
In previous lives, countless enthusiasts discussed the strange properties of Mjolnir.
For example, if an unqualified person puts Mjolnir on an elevator and then carries it, can he lift it?
Or put it in a car or airplane, and then drag it with you?
Now it seems that there is no paradox at all. As long as Mjolnir doesn't want you to move it, you can't move it anyway, unless - you can crush Mjolnir with strength!
For example, in the plot of "Thor 3" that has not yet happened, Thor's hammer was crushed by Thor's sister and the goddess of death, Hela, with one hand.
Thinking of this, Tianqi felt even more horrified!
Three times the strength of the Hulk, he couldn't even lift it, but Hela could actually crush Mjolnir? !
How terrifying is this strength? !
And how powerful is Odin, the god-king who sealed Hela?
As well as the Minotaur that caused Ragnarok, destroyed Asgard, and finally wiped out Hela - Surtur, that towering body is powerless to think about.
The more you think about these details, the more terrifying they become. It is urgent to improve your strength.
However, Tianqi wanted to try it one last time.
