Chapter 34 Black Widow, please explain, what is a husband?
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Bi Mo Mo
Tianqi said deliberately: "Why do you care about him so much? Moreover, you also concealed from him that you have a husband. What is your relationship?"
Black Widow's rapid breathing came over the phone: "Don, Don, show mercy, he is a good friend of mine."
"Good friend? It's not your other husband, is it?".
"No...no, he...he is just a colleague of mine. We had a fake marriage, but...that was required by the mission, and nothing happened to us."
Tianqi said: "We also had a fake marriage at the beginning, but everything that was supposed to happen happened."
"This...this...we...we..."
Black Widow was so anxious that she didn't know how to answer.
The lying skills I usually train are all for assassinating targets, but I have never been trained on how to deal with such a bloody relationship between men and women.
But when I got married to Tianqi, I did everything I had to do.
But if you pretended to be married to Hawkeye and said nothing happened, who would believe it?Being in such a different place, Black Widow herself didn't believe what she was saying.
This cheap "husband" of mine was very petty when he joined S.H.I.E.L.D. and was prohibited from using his "seduction" skills.
If the explanation is not clear, Hawkeye's life may be really in danger, and he may dismantle S.H.I.E.L.D.
However, the more anxious you are, the more your brain freezes.
"Don, listen to me... Hawkeye has a wife and children..."
"Oh..., do you want me to eradicate it? I will only kill him, not women or children."
"No, no...that's not what I meant...don't do anything yet...let me think..."
Hawkeye was a little dumbfounded. Is this still the Black Widow I know?
Regardless of whether the "husband" in front of you is real or fake, Natasha, the more you explain it, the more people will misunderstand it.
It wasn't life-threatening at first, but you "explained" that it was life-threatening.
Hawkeye had never seen Black Widow so distraught.
During normal missions and in life-and-death situations, she might be calmer than herself, and the two of them escaped many times relying on her calmness.
She still has a wife and children, so when it comes to life and death, she will be somewhat concerned and not calm enough, but she never is.
Now she was talking to the man in front of her on the phone, and she was at a loss as to how she was afraid that he might misunderstand her. Could it be that he was really her husband?
Why have I never heard of it?
Seeing the naughty smile on Apocalypse's face, Hawkeye immediately realized that this was deliberately teasing Black Widow.
"Oops..." Hawkeye suddenly screamed and shouted into the phone, "Natasha, if you don't explain clearly, you will have to take care of my wife and children."
"Don... don't do anything. Hawkeye... Hawkeye's child recognizes me as the godmother, and you are the godfather. Don't hurt the child's father."
After a lot of anxious thinking, Black Widow finally found out such a reason.
"Oh...oh...oh..." Hawkeye kept screaming.
The more the Black Widow listened, the more something was wrong. The cry was too fake, and she finally realized: "Are you two colluding to tease me? Just wait. Barton, I will complain to your children about you."
"Hahahahahahahaha..." Apocalypse and Hawkeye laughed in unison.
The Black Widow on the other side of the phone was so angry that she gritted her teeth. However, she finally let go of her worries. At least she didn't have to worry about Hawkeye being in danger.
When I wanted to ask them how they met, I found that the phone had been hung up.
Black Widow stood blankly on the spot holding the phone, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.
It should be a joy for your best friend to become friends with your husband.
But when he thought that he was the victim of the two people's prank, he couldn't be happy.
Tianqi felt very happy, huh... a scumbag, she doesn't tell her husband on social media, and if she doesn't punish her, she doesn't know who is in charge? !
Tianqi stretched out his hand and said, "Tang Tianqi, Natasha's husband."
Hawkeye reached out and held it: "Clint Barton, nicknamed Hawkeye, Natasha's friend."
Compared to Apocalypse's understanding of them, Hawkeye had countless questions in his mind. Just as he was about to speak, there was a sudden roar from the other side of the tent.
"No...Father, why? Why..."
The God of Thunder looked up to the sky and roared, full of disappointment.
Having never experienced setbacks, he thought he could become the God of Thunder once he found the hammer.
Who would have thought that after passing through many levels and finally holding the hammer, there would be no reaction at all.
This devastated Thor, indicating that he was not worthy of possessing a hammer now.
At this time, it started raining heavily.
The God of Thunder knelt in the mud, motionless, letting the rain and mud splash onto him.
In the original plot, Coulson sent his men to kidnap Thor back to the interrogation room, but with Apocalypse's warning, he politely invited Thor into the room and handed him a towel and hot coffee.
"Hey man, where are you from?" Coulson asked.
The God of Thunder looked lonely and did not answer.
"Are you the owner of this hammer?"
The God of Thunder shook his head and whispered, as if in reply, but also as if he was talking to himself: "I am not worthy to be its master now. But I don't know what I did wrong, and why?"
After questioning for a while, Coulson had no choice but to leave when Thor just lowered his head and remained silent.
Because Apocalypse is waiting outside.
Hawkeye followed. He didn't have time to ask about Black Widow's affairs for the time being. He would deal with the matter at hand first.
monitoring room.
Apocalypse, Coulson, and Hawkeye looked at the surveillance screen.
Colson said: "Mr. Tang, is he the hammer owner you mentioned?"
"Correct!"
"Who is he?"
"A hammer is who he is."
"Uh..." Colson was speechless.
This riddle is really driving people crazy, but they dare not ask further.
The Eastern man in front of them put more pressure on them than the director.
If he doesn't tell, who dares to ask? !
Since Coulson can't find out that the hammer is Thor's hammer, Apocalypse doesn't want to expose Thor's identity for the time being, so as not to cause any complications.
It's just that Coulson and Hawkeye are depressed.
However, Coulson remembered one thing: "Barton, how did you come in with Mr. Tang?"
Eagle Eye said: "I had a fight with him just now..."
"Hiss..." Coulson gasped, "Are you still alive? Are you that strong?"
Hawkeye was speechless, how could he talk to Black Widow and ask me why I wasn't dead? His tone didn't sound like he cared at all.
But remembering Tian's feat of covering an arrow with his hand, he had no choice but to say: "Mr. Tang, he recognizes me and shows mercy."
"Oh..." Colson suddenly realized, "Natasha must have told him."
Then he added: "Since you have met Mr. Tang, go back and apply to the director to check Mr. Tang's information."
"Shh..."
Tianqi suddenly touched his lips with his index finger, signaling for silence.
On the monitoring screen, Thor stood up and kept talking to the air.
Coulson and Hawkeye looked at each other. Could it be that the so-called master of the hammer had a mental breakdown and had hallucinations?
But Apocalypse knew that Loki, the god of trickery, should have appeared at this time.
Loki is proficient in illusions, and invisibility is just a small skill.
But the cold and mysterious energy characteristic of him is very obvious.
Although it is very weak, barely present, he has three times the power of the Hulk, and his five senses have been greatly enhanced, and he can barely detect it.
As soon as Loki appeared, he brought a shocking news to Thor: "Father is dead."
"How is that possible? He was still fine when I left."
"My father's end of life has actually come long ago. In order to rescue us from Jotunheim this time, he used too much divine power. After returning to Asgard, he fell into a coma. When he died, he was very peaceful. "
Thor's eyes were wet: "I want to go back and attend my father's funeral."
Loki shook his head: "Exiling you is the condition of the truce with Jotunheim. Mother forbids you to go back. I succeeded as king, and I can't take you back at the risk of a war between the two worlds. I'm just here to inform you."
Upon hearing this, the God of Thunder twitched and cried, his tall body curled up, as helpless as a child.
Not only was he unqualified to be the God of Thunder, his father died because of his willfulness, and he almost triggered a war between the two worlds.
Thor felt deeply guilty for his naivety and impulsiveness.
He was even unable to attend his father's last funeral, which made him extremely sad.
However, Thor never expected that all of this was false!
He never thought, nor dared to think, that his brother Loki would use this to lie!
First of all, God King Odin is not dead at all now, he is just unconscious and recuperating in the medical cabin.
Secondly, the Queen of Gods did not prohibit Thor from returning. All of this was a lie told by Loki for the sake of a huge conspiracy.
Although Loki's voice cannot be heard, Apocalypse is familiar with the plot, and with the voice of Thor, he roughly knows what Loki said.
After a while, Apocalypse sensed this cold energy and left Thor's room and walked outside.
Arriving at the place where the hammer was, Loki tried to lift Mjolnir, but found that it didn't work at all.
Unexpectedly, Loki seemed to sense a sense of ridicule, and his eyes immediately looked in the direction of Tianqi sinisterly.
Apocalypse quickly closed his eyes. When he saw Loki trying to lift Mjolnir just now, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart. It was strange that he could lift it with his character.
Unexpectedly, Loki could sense such a weak mental fluctuation.
The eyes are the windows to the soul.
As soon as Apocalypse closed his eyes, Loki's senses suddenly failed.
Apocalypse is not afraid of Loki. Loki's strengths lie in trickery and illusions, and his frontal combat power is actually not very high.
In the original plot, during the battle in New York, the Hulk beat him up.
Later, when they arrived at Sakaar, Loki saw the Hulk in the Colosseum and was so frightened that he wanted to turn around and run away.
One can imagine how much psychological shadow the Hulk left on him.
He has three times the strength of the Hulk and is calm-minded, even if Loki has illusions, he is not afraid.
But, now is not the time.
Of course, if Loki came over on his own initiative, that would be another matter.
Fortunately, Loki hurried back and didn't want to cause any trouble, so he didn't come over to check and escaped the disaster.
Apocalypse's weird behavior frightened Coulson.
Seeing that Tianqi was so cautious and still kept silent, he seemed to have met his opponent.
Even monsters like Apocalypse must be careful with their opponents. If a fight breaks out, none of the ordinary people present will be spared.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are not afraid of death, but that doesn’t mean they are little fish in the pond who want to become superpowers.
Coulson unconsciously pulled out the pistol in his hand and looked around warily.
After a while, Tianqi said: "He's gone, put the gun away."
Coulson asked: "Who is he?"
Apocalypse gave Coulson a strange look. Later, Coulson died at the hands of Loki.
"The person who just came is the person you will kill in the future."
Black Widow's rapid breathing came over the phone: "Don, Don, show mercy, he is a good friend of mine."
"Good friend? It's not your other husband, is it?".
"No...no, he...he is just a colleague of mine. We had a fake marriage, but...that was required by the mission, and nothing happened to us."
Tianqi said: "We also had a fake marriage at the beginning, but everything that was supposed to happen happened."
"This...this...we...we..."
Black Widow was so anxious that she didn't know how to answer.
The lying skills I usually train are all for assassinating targets, but I have never been trained on how to deal with such a bloody relationship between men and women.
But when I got married to Tianqi, I did everything I had to do.
But if you pretended to be married to Hawkeye and said nothing happened, who would believe it?Being in such a different place, Black Widow herself didn't believe what she was saying.
This cheap "husband" of mine was very petty when he joined S.H.I.E.L.D. and was prohibited from using his "seduction" skills.
If the explanation is not clear, Hawkeye's life may be really in danger, and he may dismantle S.H.I.E.L.D.
However, the more anxious you are, the more your brain freezes.
"Don, listen to me... Hawkeye has a wife and children..."
"Oh..., do you want me to eradicate it? I will only kill him, not women or children."
"No, no...that's not what I meant...don't do anything yet...let me think..."
Hawkeye was a little dumbfounded. Is this still the Black Widow I know?
Regardless of whether the "husband" in front of you is real or fake, Natasha, the more you explain it, the more people will misunderstand it.
It wasn't life-threatening at first, but you "explained" that it was life-threatening.
Hawkeye had never seen Black Widow so distraught.
During normal missions and in life-and-death situations, she might be calmer than herself, and the two of them escaped many times relying on her calmness.
She still has a wife and children, so when it comes to life and death, she will be somewhat concerned and not calm enough, but she never is.
Now she was talking to the man in front of her on the phone, and she was at a loss as to how she was afraid that he might misunderstand her. Could it be that he was really her husband?
Why have I never heard of it?
Seeing the naughty smile on Apocalypse's face, Hawkeye immediately realized that this was deliberately teasing Black Widow.
"Oops..." Hawkeye suddenly screamed and shouted into the phone, "Natasha, if you don't explain clearly, you will have to take care of my wife and children."
"Don... don't do anything. Hawkeye... Hawkeye's child recognizes me as the godmother, and you are the godfather. Don't hurt the child's father."
After a lot of anxious thinking, Black Widow finally found out such a reason.
"Oh...oh...oh..." Hawkeye kept screaming.
The more the Black Widow listened, the more something was wrong. The cry was too fake, and she finally realized: "Are you two colluding to tease me? Just wait. Barton, I will complain to your children about you."
"Hahahahahahahaha..." Apocalypse and Hawkeye laughed in unison.
The Black Widow on the other side of the phone was so angry that she gritted her teeth. However, she finally let go of her worries. At least she didn't have to worry about Hawkeye being in danger.
When I wanted to ask them how they met, I found that the phone had been hung up.
Black Widow stood blankly on the spot holding the phone, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.
It should be a joy for your best friend to become friends with your husband.
But when he thought that he was the victim of the two people's prank, he couldn't be happy.
Tianqi felt very happy, huh... a scumbag, she doesn't tell her husband on social media, and if she doesn't punish her, she doesn't know who is in charge? !
Tianqi stretched out his hand and said, "Tang Tianqi, Natasha's husband."
Hawkeye reached out and held it: "Clint Barton, nicknamed Hawkeye, Natasha's friend."
Compared to Apocalypse's understanding of them, Hawkeye had countless questions in his mind. Just as he was about to speak, there was a sudden roar from the other side of the tent.
"No...Father, why? Why..."
The God of Thunder looked up to the sky and roared, full of disappointment.
Having never experienced setbacks, he thought he could become the God of Thunder once he found the hammer.
Who would have thought that after passing through many levels and finally holding the hammer, there would be no reaction at all.
This devastated Thor, indicating that he was not worthy of possessing a hammer now.
At this time, it started raining heavily.
The God of Thunder knelt in the mud, motionless, letting the rain and mud splash onto him.
In the original plot, Coulson sent his men to kidnap Thor back to the interrogation room, but with Apocalypse's warning, he politely invited Thor into the room and handed him a towel and hot coffee.
"Hey man, where are you from?" Coulson asked.
The God of Thunder looked lonely and did not answer.
"Are you the owner of this hammer?"
The God of Thunder shook his head and whispered, as if in reply, but also as if he was talking to himself: "I am not worthy to be its master now. But I don't know what I did wrong, and why?"
After questioning for a while, Coulson had no choice but to leave when Thor just lowered his head and remained silent.
Because Apocalypse is waiting outside.
Hawkeye followed. He didn't have time to ask about Black Widow's affairs for the time being. He would deal with the matter at hand first.
monitoring room.
Apocalypse, Coulson, and Hawkeye looked at the surveillance screen.
Colson said: "Mr. Tang, is he the hammer owner you mentioned?"
"Correct!"
"Who is he?"
"A hammer is who he is."
"Uh..." Colson was speechless.
This riddle is really driving people crazy, but they dare not ask further.
The Eastern man in front of them put more pressure on them than the director.
If he doesn't tell, who dares to ask? !
Since Coulson can't find out that the hammer is Thor's hammer, Apocalypse doesn't want to expose Thor's identity for the time being, so as not to cause any complications.
It's just that Coulson and Hawkeye are depressed.
However, Coulson remembered one thing: "Barton, how did you come in with Mr. Tang?"
Eagle Eye said: "I had a fight with him just now..."
"Hiss..." Coulson gasped, "Are you still alive? Are you that strong?"
Hawkeye was speechless, how could he talk to Black Widow and ask me why I wasn't dead? His tone didn't sound like he cared at all.
But remembering Tian's feat of covering an arrow with his hand, he had no choice but to say: "Mr. Tang, he recognizes me and shows mercy."
"Oh..." Colson suddenly realized, "Natasha must have told him."
Then he added: "Since you have met Mr. Tang, go back and apply to the director to check Mr. Tang's information."
"Shh..."
Tianqi suddenly touched his lips with his index finger, signaling for silence.
On the monitoring screen, Thor stood up and kept talking to the air.
Coulson and Hawkeye looked at each other. Could it be that the so-called master of the hammer had a mental breakdown and had hallucinations?
But Apocalypse knew that Loki, the god of trickery, should have appeared at this time.
Loki is proficient in illusions, and invisibility is just a small skill.
But the cold and mysterious energy characteristic of him is very obvious.
Although it is very weak, barely present, he has three times the power of the Hulk, and his five senses have been greatly enhanced, and he can barely detect it.
As soon as Loki appeared, he brought a shocking news to Thor: "Father is dead."
"How is that possible? He was still fine when I left."
"My father's end of life has actually come long ago. In order to rescue us from Jotunheim this time, he used too much divine power. After returning to Asgard, he fell into a coma. When he died, he was very peaceful. "
Thor's eyes were wet: "I want to go back and attend my father's funeral."
Loki shook his head: "Exiling you is the condition of the truce with Jotunheim. Mother forbids you to go back. I succeeded as king, and I can't take you back at the risk of a war between the two worlds. I'm just here to inform you."
Upon hearing this, the God of Thunder twitched and cried, his tall body curled up, as helpless as a child.
Not only was he unqualified to be the God of Thunder, his father died because of his willfulness, and he almost triggered a war between the two worlds.
Thor felt deeply guilty for his naivety and impulsiveness.
He was even unable to attend his father's last funeral, which made him extremely sad.
However, Thor never expected that all of this was false!
He never thought, nor dared to think, that his brother Loki would use this to lie!
First of all, God King Odin is not dead at all now, he is just unconscious and recuperating in the medical cabin.
Secondly, the Queen of Gods did not prohibit Thor from returning. All of this was a lie told by Loki for the sake of a huge conspiracy.
Although Loki's voice cannot be heard, Apocalypse is familiar with the plot, and with the voice of Thor, he roughly knows what Loki said.
After a while, Apocalypse sensed this cold energy and left Thor's room and walked outside.
Arriving at the place where the hammer was, Loki tried to lift Mjolnir, but found that it didn't work at all.
Unexpectedly, Loki seemed to sense a sense of ridicule, and his eyes immediately looked in the direction of Tianqi sinisterly.
Apocalypse quickly closed his eyes. When he saw Loki trying to lift Mjolnir just now, he couldn't help but laugh in his heart. It was strange that he could lift it with his character.
Unexpectedly, Loki could sense such a weak mental fluctuation.
The eyes are the windows to the soul.
As soon as Apocalypse closed his eyes, Loki's senses suddenly failed.
Apocalypse is not afraid of Loki. Loki's strengths lie in trickery and illusions, and his frontal combat power is actually not very high.
In the original plot, during the battle in New York, the Hulk beat him up.
Later, when they arrived at Sakaar, Loki saw the Hulk in the Colosseum and was so frightened that he wanted to turn around and run away.
One can imagine how much psychological shadow the Hulk left on him.
He has three times the strength of the Hulk and is calm-minded, even if Loki has illusions, he is not afraid.
But, now is not the time.
Of course, if Loki came over on his own initiative, that would be another matter.
Fortunately, Loki hurried back and didn't want to cause any trouble, so he didn't come over to check and escaped the disaster.
Apocalypse's weird behavior frightened Coulson.
Seeing that Tianqi was so cautious and still kept silent, he seemed to have met his opponent.
Even monsters like Apocalypse must be careful with their opponents. If a fight breaks out, none of the ordinary people present will be spared.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. are not afraid of death, but that doesn’t mean they are little fish in the pond who want to become superpowers.
Coulson unconsciously pulled out the pistol in his hand and looked around warily.
After a while, Tianqi said: "He's gone, put the gun away."
Coulson asked: "Who is he?"
Apocalypse gave Coulson a strange look. Later, Coulson died at the hands of Loki.
"The person who just came is the person you will kill in the future."
