Chapter 243 Important things
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Zi Meng You Long
Uncle Hu Zi hurriedly chased him over from the outside. When he saw the sloppy Taoist priest sitting there without even saying hello, he started eating, and in the blink of an eye, a bowl of rice was already eaten. There will be no good face, and he walked directly to him, and said angrily: "You really don't treat yourself as an outsider, do we know each other well? You just sit here and eat?"
"I'm not familiar yet... Wu Jie and I have had a life-and-death friendship, we went through life and death together... Is it okay to have a meal?" The sloppy Taoist said in a low voice while eating, and the rice in his mouth almost spewed out.
It looked like he hadn't eaten for days.
I remember that when we separated, I gave him 10 yuan. It's only been a few months. Could it be that he spent it all?
With so much money, I don't know how to change myself into a new Taoist robe, even if I take a bath...
Seeing Uncle Huzi and me standing aside and looking at him, the sloppy Taoist priest felt a little embarrassed no matter how thick-skinned he was, and greeted him: "Don't just watch me eat, come and eat together, let alone, this The taste of the food is really good, and Uncle Hu's cooking skills are absolutely top-notch, didn't he learn it from New Oriental?"
Uncle Hu Zi was praised, but he still looked very proud. The anger on his face subsided a little, but he still said angrily: "You haven't eaten for a few days? I steamed a big pot of rice, and you can eat it right now." After eating three bowls, it almost caught up with my appetite."
"Hey... not long ago, I haven't eaten for three days, I'm really starving to death." The sloppy Taoist was busy picking up vegetables while talking.
When I looked at the food on the table, I saw that almost half of my time was swept away by him.
If you don't eat any more, you will be eaten up in a while, so you greet Uncle Huzi and sit down together, and start eating with a bowl of rice.
As soon as Uncle Huzi sat down here, the sloppy Taoist suddenly said: "Uncle Huzi, do you have any wine at home, and you don't drink while eating food, this is not the way of hospitality."
Uncle Hu Zi was taken aback, the hand holding the rice was trembling slightly, probably trying to put the rice directly on the sloppy Taoist priest's forehead.
I gave Uncle Hu Zi a wink and said, "Uncle Hu Zi, get the wine."
Uncle Huzi snorted coldly, and left angrily.
At this moment, a black shadow flew in directly from the outside, passing directly over the sloppy Taoist priest's head.
I saw a glob of white things falling directly towards the sloppy Taoist's forehead.
The sloppy Taoist seemed to have eyes on his forehead, jumped up from the stool, and stepped aside, still holding the bowl in his hand.
"It's so bold, who dares to sneak attack on the poor!"
He looked towards where he was sitting just now, but saw a lump of bird feces falling on the stool.
Then, the sloppy Taoist priest realized that it was a black starling bird that had landed on the beam of the house.
Seeing this starling bird, the slovenly Taoist priest's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Stinky Taoist, shameless! Free food, thick-skinned!" Mynah shook his head and cursed at the sloppy Taoist.
"Who are you talking about? You are shameless!" The slovenly Taoist priest walked up to the starling bird, raised his head and scolded the starling bird.
The starling bird was also unambiguous, and continued: "You are shameless!"
"You are shameless!" The sloppy Taoist refused to let go.
Well, the next person and one bird scolded each other for half an hour, and the starling bird became hoarse when scolding. In the end, it couldn't scold the sloppy Taoist priest, and flew away angrily.
This is the first time I have seen myna birds suffer.
This is a shameless person meeting an even more shameless person, and I can't accept it.
After scolding mynah and bird away, the slovenly Taoist sat back triumphantly with a bowl in his hand, and said arrogantly, "Little boy, the Taoist master can't cure you anymore, I scold and cry all the shrews in the village." many."
Seeing this dumbfounding scene, I was also speechless.
Uncle Hu Zi saw the starling bird eating, so proud of his heart, he directly filled a glass of wine for the sloppy Taoist priest, and said excitedly: "Smelly Taoist priest, you are really good, you did a good job! This bird used to bully me every day. , I finally relieved my anger today."
"In the future, if it bullies you again, you can come to me and see if I don't scold it, it will lose all its hair!" The sloppy Taoist picked up a bowl of wine and took a sip.
"Okay! That's it." Uncle Huzi said excitedly.
Immediately, he felt a little better about the sloppy Taoist priest.
After eating and drinking, the slovenly Taoist stretched his waist, his stomach was swollen, he patted his stomach and said, "Wu Jie, thank you very much for your warm hospitality, I finally had a full meal."
"I remember I gave you 10 yuan back then, and it's only been a few months, and you spent it all?"
"It's spent, there's nothing left. At first, I wanted to use this money to spend a lot of money. Who knew that when I went to a poor village, I saw that the children there went to school in a dilapidated temple without even a window." When it rained, the house was full of water, so I donated the 10 yuan to them to cover it, otherwise the Taoist priest would not be so miserable." The sloppy Taoist didn't care.
Hearing what he said, I don't know if it's true or not.
But it felt like it was true. If he was really rich, he wouldn't look so downcast, so he couldn't help but think highly of him.
"Luo Daochang, you came here this time, you must have something to do with me, right?" I asked tentatively.
The sloppy Taoist priest smiled and said, "There is indeed something wrong."
"It's not borrowing money, is it? If it's this matter, don't talk about it." I said with a straight face.
"Look at you, isn't our friendship worth a hundred thousand or eighty thousand? You are so rich, why don't you lend me something?"
"My money didn't come from the wind." I said.
"Okay, okay, okay, I won't ask you for more." He said cheekily.
I was also helpless, so I had to ask Uncle Hu to get him some money. I haven’t made much money these days, and I have borrowed a lot. I don’t know when I will be able to make up the 1000 million. Sell the old man's mahogany nails.
Uncle Huzi took 2 yuan to the sloppy Taoist priest, but he was not polite and put it on his body.
Then, he looked at me again and said, "Wu Jie, this time I came to you not only to borrow money, but also to have a very important matter, which is about the eight-tailed fox in your body. Are you interested in listening?"
As soon as I mentioned this, I immediately cheered up. I looked at him and said, "Let's listen."
"Although the eight-tailed fox in your body swallowed a 400-year-old snake spirit last time, it is still far from returning to its peak state. I have an opportunity here to greatly improve the eight-tailed fox's morality..."
"I'm not familiar yet... Wu Jie and I have had a life-and-death friendship, we went through life and death together... Is it okay to have a meal?" The sloppy Taoist said in a low voice while eating, and the rice in his mouth almost spewed out.
It looked like he hadn't eaten for days.
I remember that when we separated, I gave him 10 yuan. It's only been a few months. Could it be that he spent it all?
With so much money, I don't know how to change myself into a new Taoist robe, even if I take a bath...
Seeing Uncle Huzi and me standing aside and looking at him, the sloppy Taoist priest felt a little embarrassed no matter how thick-skinned he was, and greeted him: "Don't just watch me eat, come and eat together, let alone, this The taste of the food is really good, and Uncle Hu's cooking skills are absolutely top-notch, didn't he learn it from New Oriental?"
Uncle Hu Zi was praised, but he still looked very proud. The anger on his face subsided a little, but he still said angrily: "You haven't eaten for a few days? I steamed a big pot of rice, and you can eat it right now." After eating three bowls, it almost caught up with my appetite."
"Hey... not long ago, I haven't eaten for three days, I'm really starving to death." The sloppy Taoist was busy picking up vegetables while talking.
When I looked at the food on the table, I saw that almost half of my time was swept away by him.
If you don't eat any more, you will be eaten up in a while, so you greet Uncle Huzi and sit down together, and start eating with a bowl of rice.
As soon as Uncle Huzi sat down here, the sloppy Taoist suddenly said: "Uncle Huzi, do you have any wine at home, and you don't drink while eating food, this is not the way of hospitality."
Uncle Hu Zi was taken aback, the hand holding the rice was trembling slightly, probably trying to put the rice directly on the sloppy Taoist priest's forehead.
I gave Uncle Hu Zi a wink and said, "Uncle Hu Zi, get the wine."
Uncle Huzi snorted coldly, and left angrily.
At this moment, a black shadow flew in directly from the outside, passing directly over the sloppy Taoist priest's head.
I saw a glob of white things falling directly towards the sloppy Taoist's forehead.
The sloppy Taoist seemed to have eyes on his forehead, jumped up from the stool, and stepped aside, still holding the bowl in his hand.
"It's so bold, who dares to sneak attack on the poor!"
He looked towards where he was sitting just now, but saw a lump of bird feces falling on the stool.
Then, the sloppy Taoist priest realized that it was a black starling bird that had landed on the beam of the house.
Seeing this starling bird, the slovenly Taoist priest's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Stinky Taoist, shameless! Free food, thick-skinned!" Mynah shook his head and cursed at the sloppy Taoist.
"Who are you talking about? You are shameless!" The slovenly Taoist priest walked up to the starling bird, raised his head and scolded the starling bird.
The starling bird was also unambiguous, and continued: "You are shameless!"
"You are shameless!" The sloppy Taoist refused to let go.
Well, the next person and one bird scolded each other for half an hour, and the starling bird became hoarse when scolding. In the end, it couldn't scold the sloppy Taoist priest, and flew away angrily.
This is the first time I have seen myna birds suffer.
This is a shameless person meeting an even more shameless person, and I can't accept it.
After scolding mynah and bird away, the slovenly Taoist sat back triumphantly with a bowl in his hand, and said arrogantly, "Little boy, the Taoist master can't cure you anymore, I scold and cry all the shrews in the village." many."
Seeing this dumbfounding scene, I was also speechless.
Uncle Hu Zi saw the starling bird eating, so proud of his heart, he directly filled a glass of wine for the sloppy Taoist priest, and said excitedly: "Smelly Taoist priest, you are really good, you did a good job! This bird used to bully me every day. , I finally relieved my anger today."
"In the future, if it bullies you again, you can come to me and see if I don't scold it, it will lose all its hair!" The sloppy Taoist picked up a bowl of wine and took a sip.
"Okay! That's it." Uncle Huzi said excitedly.
Immediately, he felt a little better about the sloppy Taoist priest.
After eating and drinking, the slovenly Taoist stretched his waist, his stomach was swollen, he patted his stomach and said, "Wu Jie, thank you very much for your warm hospitality, I finally had a full meal."
"I remember I gave you 10 yuan back then, and it's only been a few months, and you spent it all?"
"It's spent, there's nothing left. At first, I wanted to use this money to spend a lot of money. Who knew that when I went to a poor village, I saw that the children there went to school in a dilapidated temple without even a window." When it rained, the house was full of water, so I donated the 10 yuan to them to cover it, otherwise the Taoist priest would not be so miserable." The sloppy Taoist didn't care.
Hearing what he said, I don't know if it's true or not.
But it felt like it was true. If he was really rich, he wouldn't look so downcast, so he couldn't help but think highly of him.
"Luo Daochang, you came here this time, you must have something to do with me, right?" I asked tentatively.
The sloppy Taoist priest smiled and said, "There is indeed something wrong."
"It's not borrowing money, is it? If it's this matter, don't talk about it." I said with a straight face.
"Look at you, isn't our friendship worth a hundred thousand or eighty thousand? You are so rich, why don't you lend me something?"
"My money didn't come from the wind." I said.
"Okay, okay, okay, I won't ask you for more." He said cheekily.
I was also helpless, so I had to ask Uncle Hu to get him some money. I haven’t made much money these days, and I have borrowed a lot. I don’t know when I will be able to make up the 1000 million. Sell the old man's mahogany nails.
Uncle Huzi took 2 yuan to the sloppy Taoist priest, but he was not polite and put it on his body.
Then, he looked at me again and said, "Wu Jie, this time I came to you not only to borrow money, but also to have a very important matter, which is about the eight-tailed fox in your body. Are you interested in listening?"
As soon as I mentioned this, I immediately cheered up. I looked at him and said, "Let's listen."
"Although the eight-tailed fox in your body swallowed a 400-year-old snake spirit last time, it is still far from returning to its peak state. I have an opportunity here to greatly improve the eight-tailed fox's morality..."
