Chapter 270 Am I That Fierce?
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Zi Meng You Long
When I saw the sloppy Taoist priest lying on the shore, I knew that the two of us survived, and at this moment, I felt a sense of joy for the rest of my life.
From the first time I met Huo Qianye, I dared to think that we could still live.
The sloppy Taoist priest was seriously injured. After waking up, he rested for a long time against a stone by the river, coughing continuously, and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood foam.
And I was hot all over, and the river water flowing past me felt steamy, and as long as I lifted my body from the water, I would feel extremely uncomfortable.
After a while, the sloppy Taoist priest took a breath, then took out his lightning wooden sword, pointed it at himself, and cast a move of Nirvana Fire, so that the blue flames enveloped the whole body, and after After more than ten minutes, the blue flame gradually went out.
At this time, the sloppy Taoist priest looked better, and his face was not as pale as before.
I know that the fire of Nirvana can help him heal his injuries, but this time the sloppy Taoist priest was injured too badly, and the fire of Nirvana did not completely heal his injuries.
Afterwards, the sloppy Taoist put away his wooden sword, squatted by the river and washed his face.
While washing, he said to me: "The heat on your body is boiling, and the water in the river is almost boiling. You can go to the boiler in the future and save a lot of coal."
"Go away..." I said weakly.
"You are courageous enough. The corpse pill condenses the essence of the zombie king for hundreds of years. I told you at the time that this thing cannot be swallowed directly. It will kill people. It must go through complicated refining." Sloppy The Taoist priest looked at me and said.
"Did I make it in time? If I hadn't swallowed the corpse pill, we both would have died, and Huo Qianye's knife would have been on my neck." I said.
The sloppy Taoist sighed, but said nothing.
I quickly remembered something, and said, "Do you feel upset that I swallowed your share?"
The slovenly Taoist shook his head and said: "It's not for this matter, I just feel a little reckless. With your current cultivation base, you can't digest such a powerful corpse pill, so most of the energy of the corpse pill is wasted. You can only digest [-]% to [-]% at most, and the excess energy of the corpse pill was released by you, if Huo Qianye hadn't been your punching bag for releasing the energy, you probably would have exploded on the spot."
"Huo Qianye ran away?" I said.
"No, I'm dead! It's so pitiful to be beaten to death by you. A dignified man who has been in the world for decades, and who has made countless righteous people fearful, has his head smashed. You don't know what happened to you back then. It looks so frightening, even when I saw it, I was so frightened that my legs were weak, my veins were bulging, my eyes were blood red, my orifices were bleeding, and I was like a lunatic. I was beaten to death by you." The sloppy Taoist sighed.
"Damn, was I so fierce back then? It's awesome, I admire myself." I said triumphantly.
"You shit, if the eight-tailed fox in your body didn't come out at a critical moment and expend its demon power to control the surge of blood in your body, you would have died a long time ago. I really envy you, having such a daughter-in-law protects you every day." Sloppy Taoist priest Glared at me and said.
I vaguely remember that when I passed out, the peerless face of the eight-tailed fox appeared in my mind, and she told me to hold on.
Then I don't know anything.
Co-authored, the eight-tailed fox helped me again at a critical moment.
After pondering for a moment, I said again: "What about Shi Toutuo's female apprentice? Did you kill her?"
"I was in such a situation that I couldn't even stand on my feet. How could I kill her? What kind of international joke are you making... But when the woman saw Shi Toutuo being beaten to death by you, and your frightening appearance at that time, she was so frightened." You ran away and disappeared, I guess I will have to hide and run away when I see you in the future, and I will have a psychological shadow." Said the sloppy Taoist priest.
"What a pity." I said.
"What a pity?" The sloppy Taoist looked at me curiously.
"Didn't you fall in love with her? If I had been sane at the time, I would have kept her as your daughter-in-law no matter what." I said.
"Get away, such a femme fatale woman, if I had the ability, I would definitely have killed her, but it's a pity that letting her go away may cause trouble in the future." The sloppy Taoist priest said a little worried.
As he said that, the sloppy Taoist priest walked behind the stone, took out a few things, and placed them by the river. I saw that they were all my magic weapons.
The Tiangang seal, the canopy ruler, and five mahogany nails are not missing at all.
"You put this thing away. The magical artifacts left by Master are all treasures, and they will be passed on to future generations in the future. Don't lose them. I spent a lot of effort to find them all. At that time, I couldn't walk anymore, so I found them for you." stuff, and also helped you all the way here, throwing you into the river to soak, otherwise you will definitely not survive, the energy of the corpse pill has not been fully released, it will make your blood flow backwards, and your whole body will be scalded. Only cold places can alleviate this situation. The rivers in the mountains are full of mountain spring water, which is icy cold, which means you are lucky to come across such a good place." The sloppy Taoist said lightly.
I can imagine the situation at that time. The sloppy Taoist priest was seriously injured and struggled to walk. He dragged me all the way here. Thank you for saving my life."
"That's right, I like a person like you who knows how to repay you. Isn't it very touching and surprising?" The sloppy Taoist priest once again had that hippie smile on his face.
Immediately, I felt that this guy must be holding back some good fart.
All gratitude to him vanished in an instant.
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" I lay in the water and closed my eyes.
"After you go back, lend me more money..."
The co-author is waiting for me here, I really misread him.
So I pretended not to hear, and snored.
If it weren't for the sloppy Taoist who came here to find some zombie king's corpse pill, we wouldn't be in such a miserable state.
"Look at your picky, soggy look!" The sloppy Taoist said angrily, and went directly to the river to fish.
I lay in the river for most of the day, and it was not until the afternoon that I felt that my body was not so hot. Then I crawled out of the river and ate a meal of grilled fish cooked by a sloppy Taoist priest.
After eating and drinking, I feel energetic and the pain in my body is gone.
Touching his chest, the ribs that were broken by Huo Qianye before seemed to be healed, and it should be the effect of that corpse pill.
At the same time, I can also feel that my cultivation has improved a lot. Although I only absorbed [-]-[-]% of the energy of the corpse pill, the effect is still very obvious.
Although dangerous, this trip was not in vain.
From the first time I met Huo Qianye, I dared to think that we could still live.
The sloppy Taoist priest was seriously injured. After waking up, he rested for a long time against a stone by the river, coughing continuously, and spit out a few mouthfuls of blood foam.
And I was hot all over, and the river water flowing past me felt steamy, and as long as I lifted my body from the water, I would feel extremely uncomfortable.
After a while, the sloppy Taoist priest took a breath, then took out his lightning wooden sword, pointed it at himself, and cast a move of Nirvana Fire, so that the blue flames enveloped the whole body, and after After more than ten minutes, the blue flame gradually went out.
At this time, the sloppy Taoist priest looked better, and his face was not as pale as before.
I know that the fire of Nirvana can help him heal his injuries, but this time the sloppy Taoist priest was injured too badly, and the fire of Nirvana did not completely heal his injuries.
Afterwards, the sloppy Taoist put away his wooden sword, squatted by the river and washed his face.
While washing, he said to me: "The heat on your body is boiling, and the water in the river is almost boiling. You can go to the boiler in the future and save a lot of coal."
"Go away..." I said weakly.
"You are courageous enough. The corpse pill condenses the essence of the zombie king for hundreds of years. I told you at the time that this thing cannot be swallowed directly. It will kill people. It must go through complicated refining." Sloppy The Taoist priest looked at me and said.
"Did I make it in time? If I hadn't swallowed the corpse pill, we both would have died, and Huo Qianye's knife would have been on my neck." I said.
The sloppy Taoist sighed, but said nothing.
I quickly remembered something, and said, "Do you feel upset that I swallowed your share?"
The slovenly Taoist shook his head and said: "It's not for this matter, I just feel a little reckless. With your current cultivation base, you can't digest such a powerful corpse pill, so most of the energy of the corpse pill is wasted. You can only digest [-]% to [-]% at most, and the excess energy of the corpse pill was released by you, if Huo Qianye hadn't been your punching bag for releasing the energy, you probably would have exploded on the spot."
"Huo Qianye ran away?" I said.
"No, I'm dead! It's so pitiful to be beaten to death by you. A dignified man who has been in the world for decades, and who has made countless righteous people fearful, has his head smashed. You don't know what happened to you back then. It looks so frightening, even when I saw it, I was so frightened that my legs were weak, my veins were bulging, my eyes were blood red, my orifices were bleeding, and I was like a lunatic. I was beaten to death by you." The sloppy Taoist sighed.
"Damn, was I so fierce back then? It's awesome, I admire myself." I said triumphantly.
"You shit, if the eight-tailed fox in your body didn't come out at a critical moment and expend its demon power to control the surge of blood in your body, you would have died a long time ago. I really envy you, having such a daughter-in-law protects you every day." Sloppy Taoist priest Glared at me and said.
I vaguely remember that when I passed out, the peerless face of the eight-tailed fox appeared in my mind, and she told me to hold on.
Then I don't know anything.
Co-authored, the eight-tailed fox helped me again at a critical moment.
After pondering for a moment, I said again: "What about Shi Toutuo's female apprentice? Did you kill her?"
"I was in such a situation that I couldn't even stand on my feet. How could I kill her? What kind of international joke are you making... But when the woman saw Shi Toutuo being beaten to death by you, and your frightening appearance at that time, she was so frightened." You ran away and disappeared, I guess I will have to hide and run away when I see you in the future, and I will have a psychological shadow." Said the sloppy Taoist priest.
"What a pity." I said.
"What a pity?" The sloppy Taoist looked at me curiously.
"Didn't you fall in love with her? If I had been sane at the time, I would have kept her as your daughter-in-law no matter what." I said.
"Get away, such a femme fatale woman, if I had the ability, I would definitely have killed her, but it's a pity that letting her go away may cause trouble in the future." The sloppy Taoist priest said a little worried.
As he said that, the sloppy Taoist priest walked behind the stone, took out a few things, and placed them by the river. I saw that they were all my magic weapons.
The Tiangang seal, the canopy ruler, and five mahogany nails are not missing at all.
"You put this thing away. The magical artifacts left by Master are all treasures, and they will be passed on to future generations in the future. Don't lose them. I spent a lot of effort to find them all. At that time, I couldn't walk anymore, so I found them for you." stuff, and also helped you all the way here, throwing you into the river to soak, otherwise you will definitely not survive, the energy of the corpse pill has not been fully released, it will make your blood flow backwards, and your whole body will be scalded. Only cold places can alleviate this situation. The rivers in the mountains are full of mountain spring water, which is icy cold, which means you are lucky to come across such a good place." The sloppy Taoist said lightly.
I can imagine the situation at that time. The sloppy Taoist priest was seriously injured and struggled to walk. He dragged me all the way here. Thank you for saving my life."
"That's right, I like a person like you who knows how to repay you. Isn't it very touching and surprising?" The sloppy Taoist priest once again had that hippie smile on his face.
Immediately, I felt that this guy must be holding back some good fart.
All gratitude to him vanished in an instant.
"Tell me, what do you want to do?" I lay in the water and closed my eyes.
"After you go back, lend me more money..."
The co-author is waiting for me here, I really misread him.
So I pretended not to hear, and snored.
If it weren't for the sloppy Taoist who came here to find some zombie king's corpse pill, we wouldn't be in such a miserable state.
"Look at your picky, soggy look!" The sloppy Taoist said angrily, and went directly to the river to fish.
I lay in the river for most of the day, and it was not until the afternoon that I felt that my body was not so hot. Then I crawled out of the river and ate a meal of grilled fish cooked by a sloppy Taoist priest.
After eating and drinking, I feel energetic and the pain in my body is gone.
Touching his chest, the ribs that were broken by Huo Qianye before seemed to be healed, and it should be the effect of that corpse pill.
At the same time, I can also feel that my cultivation has improved a lot. Although I only absorbed [-]-[-]% of the energy of the corpse pill, the effect is still very obvious.
Although dangerous, this trip was not in vain.
