Chapter 3160 Scissors, Bag, Hammer

This Prince Meng Ling is really looking for trouble. Isn't this causing me trouble?

The eight-tailed fox is staring at me in my body, how can I do this?

Even if the eight-tailed fox was not there, I was still a gentleman and would never take advantage of others. I immediately rejected the soldier with righteous words: "I don't need them, you can take them away."

The soldier was stunned for a moment, then quickly said, "You are the most distinguished guest of our Ru country. These two beauties were personally selected by our Prince Meng Ling. If you don't accept them, I will be embarrassed. Please accept them. They are still virgins."

"Tell your prince that I'm too tired and not in the mood. I'm also injured and it's not convenient for me. Please go back." I waved my hand.

The soldier was a little hesitant, but nodded: "Okay, I'll go back and report to our prince..."

Having said that, the soldier turned around and left me with the two beauties.

After they walked away for a distance, I suddenly thought of something else: "Wait..."

The soldier stopped, his face lit up, and he quickly ran over: "Dear guest... have you changed your mind?"

"No, I just want to ask, did your Prince Meng Ling give beautiful women to each of us?" I was very curious.

"That's right, Prince Meng Ling ordered us to send two beautiful women to serve each distinguished guest..." the soldier responded quickly.

"Who among us accepted those two beauties?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Two people accepted it. One was a distinguished guest named Yuankong, and the other was Fatty." The soldier answered honestly.

I was really shocked to hear him say this.

I would rather believe that it was Kasan who accepted those two beauties, and I can't believe that it was Yuankong who accepted them.

How is this possible?

Aren’t monks free from all desires?

Could it be that the beauties in this Confucian country are so beautiful that he was tempted...

Then, I waved my hand and asked the soldier to take the two beauties from the Diru country away.

After sending the soldier and the two beauties away and closing the door, the voice of the eight-tailed fox emerged in my mind: "My young husband, I think those two beauties from the Diru Kingdom are pretty, why don't you accept them?"

Oh my god, this is absolutely a life-threatening question. If I don’t answer it well, I will suffer in the future.

My mind worked quickly and I soon came up with an idea. I said, "Wife, in my eyes, you are the most beautiful. The rest of the flowers and plants are not even one ten-thousandth as good as you. I won't even look at them twice."

"Alas," the eight-tailed fox sighed, "My young husband, you and I have been together for more than 20 years, and you are already old. Unfortunately, I still don't have a Dharma body, so I can't leave you a child. At your age, you must not be depressed. As long as your heart is with me, I can turn a blind eye to the rest. I am speaking from the heart."

Testing me, definitely testing me!

As a person of advanced age, how could I be fooled?

If I say something wrong today, I will never have a good life again.

At that moment, I said righteously: "Wife, my heart is with you, so I can't tolerate others. When I walk on the street, I look at an 80-year-old lady and I feel guilty. Please don't say anything. I will never do anything to let you down."

"Huh, that's pretty much it!"

The eight-tailed fox snorted coldly, and then there was no movement.

I took a deep breath and patted my chest. It was a close call. Fortunately I didn't fall for it.

There are so many idiots around me, and my wife is even more idiotic, so I have to be on guard.

Nothing happened that night, and I went back, lay down and fell asleep.

The next morning, I got up early and went to Xiaopang's room. I wanted to know what this guy was going to do with two beauties from the Diru country.

When I opened the door, I saw Xiaopang lying on the bed, sleeping soundly, snoring loudly.

In his room, there were two beauties from the Diru country.

But these two beauties from the Confucian country were not beautiful at all, instead they had bruised faces and noses.

It was as if he had been severely beaten.

Oh my god, what the hell is Xiaopang doing?

I walked over and patted Xiaopang's belly. Xiaopang groaned and sat up.

"Come on, come on, let's continue playing..."

This was the first sentence that Xiaopang said after waking up.

The two beauties from the Diru Kingdom also woke up, with panicked looks on their faces, waving their hands repeatedly: "No more playing, no more playing, no more playing..."

"No, Xiaopang, what did you play last night?" I asked curiously.

"It's rock-paper-scissors, whoever loses gets slapped. We had so much fun playing it last night." Xiaopang looked very proud.

My God, it turns out that Xiaopang called those two beauties from the Confucian country over and played rock-paper-scissors with them the whole night. Look how he beat them. He really has no mercy on women.

He is also a talent.

Not long after, the sloppy Taoist priest and Brother Gu broke into Xiaopang's room. They took a look at the two beautiful women from the Diru country who were sitting on the ground and were beaten like pig heads, and they were also surprised.

After finding out the reason, several people almost died of laughter.

Brother Gu pointed at Xiaopang and said, "Xiaopang, Xiaopang, two beauties accompanied you for a whole night, and you did this. It's really embarrassing."

Xiao Pang said somewhat unhappily: "Brother Gu, I am not like you, who used his beard to poke flowers at Senior Sister, and even made her unhappy."

When Brother Gu heard this, his face turned red: "Damn it, you guys went to eavesdrop on the wall that night!"

At this time, several of us quickly turned around and ran, fearing that we would be implicated.

"Xiaopang, I'm not done with you today!" Brother Gu rushed forward and grabbed Xiaopang's neck, and the two of them wrestled with each other.

A few of us got out and headed straight for Yuankong's room.

After opening Yuankong's door, I saw Yuankong sitting cross-legged in meditation in the room, while the two beauties were lying there sleeping.

Yuankong is really not what I imagined.

However, the sloppy Taoist priest still smiled and said, "Yuankong, I didn't expect you to call two beauties to accompany you last night..."

Yuankong opened his eyes and said calmly, "Brother Luo, the soldier said last night that if I didn't keep these two beauties, they would be punished. So, I kept them because I couldn't bear to see them get punished."

Yuankong is the kindest one among us. He is the kind of person who would rather suffer himself than let others suffer any injustice. Even if he is misunderstood and looked down upon by others, he will not explain too much.

At this moment, a loud horn sounded suddenly, echoing throughout the cave...