Chapter 3345 Won’t Let Us Go

In order to relieve everyone's pressure, I had to use a ruthless move. I immediately slapped the Tiangang Seal and released Ziba and the divine beast Gongfu, as well as several other powerful ghosts.

First of all, Sister Na and Liu Xinlin can definitely deal with a few of them, after all, they are very experienced.

Xiaoxiao learned Taoism from Mr. Ba, so it was no problem for her to stop one or two of them.

At least give Xiaopang a chance.

When I released these ghosts and mythical beasts, our pressure was greatly relieved.

While I was fighting with several celestial soldiers, I shouted to Xiao Pang: "Xiao Pang, do you want to pee?"

Xiao Pang waved the Eight-sided Purple Gold Hammer and looked towards me: "I do want to pee, but I've been holding it in for a long time and I don't have time to pee now."

I fired two talisman swords from my sleeves, forcing the two celestial soldiers beside me to retreat a distance. Then I took out a large bucket of mineral water from the Dragon Tiger Mirror and threw it to Xiao Pang: "Pour out the mineral water and pee in it. I can help you."

As I said that, I quickly moved to Xiaopang's side and helped him stop a few celestial soldiers.

Xiaopang picked up the big bucket of mineral water, opened it, drank it all in one breath, and burped.

"Xiao Jie, this hole is too small. It's not easy to pee." Xiaopang shouted at me.

I was immediately confused: "Will you die if you don't brag? Hurry up and pee, I can't hold it any longer."

At that moment, I also used all my strength. Not only the Yasakani no Magatama, but also the evil spirit of the eight-tailed fox appeared on my body, and the power of the blood refining ball also began to take effect.

But these celestial soldiers are not afraid of swords and knives at all. If we don’t use dirty things to deal with them, we will be exhausted to death.

Fortunately, with Sister Na's level of Taoism, she has a good way to deal with these celestial soldiers, especially her long black hair that moved around and entangled the hands and feet of some of the celestial soldiers, greatly restricting their ability to move.

Xiaopang drank a large bucket of mineral water and then urinated on the spot. This kid is indeed an expert at eating. Now I really don’t mind his ability to eat and drink.

Because this kid peed so much that he filled up a bucket that was several liters long.

After his piss was full, Xiao Pang pulled up his pants and shouted to me, "It's full, what to do now?"

"Cover it with a lid, poke a small hole in the lid, and use urine to pee on these celestial soldiers!" I responded quickly.

As I was speaking, I pulled out a small dagger from my body and threw it at Xiaopang.

Xiaopang immediately followed my instructions, put the lid back on the bucket, and drilled a small hole in the lid with a dagger.

Afterwards, Xiaopang took the big bucket full of urine and poured it onto the bodies of the celestial soldiers.

Xiaopang was very strong, and the urine that came out of the bucket went straight to a celestial soldier.

Next, it’s time to witness a miracle.

But when the urine fell on the celestial soldier, the celestial soldier immediately reacted as if he had been electrocuted. He shivered all over, and then white smoke came out of his body and he fell to the ground.

A moment later, the immortal soldiers turned into a cloud of smoke and disappeared into thin air.

When Xiao Pang saw this, he was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Wow, my urine is so effective. I will sell it for money in the future."

This guy has quite a business mind.

This is the first time I heard of someone selling urine.

To deal with these celestial soldiers, it is not only Xiaopang's urine that can be used, but everyone's urine can defeat the celestial soldiers. Xiaopang is really overthinking it.

Next, Xiaopang continued to display his magical powers while holding the urine bucket, and streams of light yellow water continuously hit the celestial soldiers.

Any celestial soldier that is hit by Xiaopang's urine will be immediately hit, fall to the ground, and turn into a ball of white smoke, disappearing without a trace.

Shen Xiuyuan was also overjoyed that he could finally survive.

As the number of immortal soldiers besieging us dwindled, we were finally able to catch our breath.

Shen Xiuyuan also ran to Taoist Master Song Yuan, who was beaten and covered with bruises, and protected him.

Xiaopang peed a big bucket. When he ejaculated, he was very measured and didn't waste anything.

This kid is having a lot of fun.

It was a lot of fun to pee at those celestial soldiers.

I think the masters of Lushan Sect who were behind the scenes commanding those celestial soldiers would be so angry when they saw this scene.

This feeling is the same as playing with water guns when we were children. I remember when Xiaopang and I were in elementary school, we went to the temple fair. It was held once a year and it was an unprecedented grand event. Our parents gave us a few dollars of pocket money, and we each bought a water gun at the temple fair and went home to play with it by splashing water.

Seeing Xiaopang having so much fun, I also want to go over and play some.

But when I remembered that Xiaopang was peeing his own urine, I gave up the idea.

After about ten minutes, everything around us was suddenly empty. Those seemingly indestructible heavenly soldiers were all flattened by Xiaopang's urine.

I looked towards Xiaopang and found that there was still a lot of water left in the bucket.

Now that the crisis was resolved, we all breathed a sigh of relief.

I slapped the Tiangang Seal, gathered all the ghosts and monsters back, and walked towards Taoist Master Song Yuan.

Taoist Master Song Yuan was seriously injured. He was stabbed by two swords and had internal injuries. His face was pale.

Shen Xiuyuan was even more distressed: "Brother Songyuan, it's really hard for you to come with me this time."

“It’s okay, it’s okay… I thought I wouldn’t survive this time. I didn’t expect that such a powerful celestial army could be destroyed so easily.” Taoist Master Song Yuan also sighed.

"Xiao Jie, how did you know this solution?" Shen Xiuyuan looked curious.

"My wife told me that there is a great monster in my body, you know that." I said with a smile.

"No wonder, the great monster from prehistoric times that has lived for thousands of years is so extraordinary." Shen Xiuyuan praised.

I took a look at Taoist Songyuan's injuries, and quickly took out the elixir from the Xue family's pharmacy, asked him to swallow it, and covered his body with my Yasakani no Magatama to help him heal his injuries.

Xiao Pang came over and said to me with a smile: "This is so fun. I've saved some for you. When you meet the immortal soldiers again, you can come and tease them."

As he said that, Xiaopang handed the urine bucket to me. I kicked the bucket away with a look of disgust.

"Senior Shen, the celestial army has been defeated, but next, should we leave or go meet the master of the Lushan Sect?" I raised a very crucial question.

Shen Xiuyuan pondered for a moment, his face darkened: "I guess even if we want to leave, the masters of the Lushan Sect won't let us go. Let's go and take a look. We have to have a final say with the Wu family."