Chapter 3574 Still asking me for the recipe

When I saw the sloppy Taoist priest and his companions appear in front of me, my restless heart finally settled down.

I knew I could survive again.

So, when the sloppy Taoist priest carried me on his back and ran quickly forward, my heart finally settled down completely.

I felt more relaxed than ever before, and my tense nerves completely relaxed.

The sloppy Taoist knew that I was seriously injured. He was also a mean person. Seeing how badly I was injured, he said that it was a pity that he didn't see me being struck by lightning with his own eyes.

Even though his words were mean, I felt at ease when I heard his mean voice.

He ran very fast with me on his back, as if he was carrying the whole world on his back.

Not long after, I completely fainted.

My world was dark. I don’t know how long it had been before I seemed to hear voices. I tried hard to open my eyes, but I couldn’t.

I heard someone talking in my ears. It sounded vague at first, but then gradually became clearer.

It was the scruffy Taoist who was speaking: "Two old doctors, when will Wu Laoliu wake up? He has been sleeping for seven or eight days."

"You little brat, do you think being struck by lightning is a joke? With his meridians severely damaged, he can still withstand four bolts of lightning. That's already his limit. Now we've helped him cleanse his marrow and strengthen his meridians. It's good enough that he's alive. It'll take at least two days for him to wake up." Xue Xuanhu said unhappily.

"How is Yuankong? He hasn't woken up yet... Is he okay?" Brother Gu's voice also reached my ears.

"The little monk's injuries are more serious than his. It is estimated that it will take another six or seven days for him to wake up. You all are worrying us. How many years can we have peace in the future? We finally stopped the group of people from the Maoshan head, and you brought them again, making us nervous all day long." Xue Jishi also said.

"Two old immortals, please stop criticizing us. We don't want this to happen either. It's because Wu Laoliu was destined to be struck by lightning. After this time, he probably won't be killed by lightning in the future." The sloppy Taoist priest followed up.

They talked about my situation and Yuankong's situation, and I really wanted to hear them talk about how Uncle Huzi was doing.

My thoughts were clear now, but I couldn't open my eyes or speak.

They chatted for a few more sentences, and then I felt a sharp pain and buzzing in my head, and then I fell into darkness again.

I don't know how long it took, but I heard the voice again.

My eyelids felt heavy, but through them I seemed to be able to sense a little dim light.

The sloppy Taoist priest's voice came again: "Brother Xiaoqi, this kid should wake up today, right?"

"It should be today. The two old gentlemen said that he will definitely wake up today." Xue Xiaoqi said firmly.

"I remember that when I was injured last time, Wu Laoliu gave me a lot of trouble. He just took advantage of my injury to bully me. Now I finally find a chance to deal with him." The sloppy Taoist said in a mean way.

"Xiao Luo, stop making trouble. The two old masters were finally pulled back from the brink of death. Don't kill them." Xue Xiaoqi said in a panic.

"That's right, Xiao Luo, please stop making trouble. He has been struck by thunder and you are still messing with him." Brother Gu also said.

"Brother Luo, please don't hurt Angkor." Kasan also advised.

"Don't worry, I know my limits and I promise to make him wake up." The sloppy Taoist priest said in a carefree manner.

Then, I felt someone approaching me, and then there was a long, winding sound.

After this terrible noise was made, people around started cursing.

"Brother Luo, what did you eat? Your fart stinks so bad." Chi Lang said in a muffled voice.

“That’s right, it stinkier than my fart…” Xiaopang also said.

It’s bad, it’s coming towards me… I feel my body shaking and I have an urge to escape from here.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t move my body, and then a big hand covered my mouth and nose.

Now I can't even control my breathing.

When that big hand covered my nose, a foul smell immediately rushed straight to the top of my head.

This time I really couldn't bear it anymore. I coughed violently a few times, then suddenly opened my eyes.

The blinding light shone upon me, making me dizzy and forcing me to quickly close my eyes again.

At this time, the sloppy Taoist priest removed his hands from my mouth and nose.

"Wake up, wake up... Look, this trick works, right?" The sloppy Taoist jumped up and down excitedly.

I took a few deep breaths. The stench almost suffocated me.

After finally catching my breath, I slowly opened my eyes and gradually adjusted to the light.

At this time, all the brothers came over, and everyone's face was filled with excitement and long-lost smiles.

"Brother Wu, you finally woke up. You were in a coma for ten days this time." Kasan's eyes turned red with excitement.

I felt like my soul had just returned to my body. I wanted to say something, but when I opened my mouth, my throat was hoarse and I couldn't speak.

"Water, water, water... bring some water quickly." Brother Gu called out.

Xiaopang quickly brought me a glass of water and fed me with a spoon.

I took a few sips in succession, and a lot of water flowed out from the corners of my mouth.

After moistening my throat, I felt a little better. I turned around and looked at the sloppy Taoist priest with a resentful look on my face: "You...how can you be so wicked...did you eat shit? Your fart stinks..."

"Wu Laoliu, you are such a dishonest person. You have already smelled it, but you still ask me for the recipe. Aren't you satisfied with taking advantage of me?" The sloppy Taoist looked at me with a wicked smile.

"Luo Laoliu...just wait for me, I will take revenge sooner or later..." If I could move now, I would go over and beat him up.

"Then you have to heal your wounds first. Now that you are lying there unable to move, I will bully you more..."

As he said that, the sloppy Taoist priest tensed up and looked at me: "I feel it again, this fart is even stinkier, do you want it?"

"Get out of here..." I was so angry that I almost fainted again.

At this time, Kasan still felt sorry for me and grabbed the sloppy Taoist priest's arm and said, "Brother Luo, please put away your magical powers. Even the good guys can't stand your arrogance. Don't suffocate Angkor to death."

As he said that, Kasan pulled the sloppy Taoist priest away from me.

Although the person woke up, except for the eyeballs, the rest of the body could not move. I looked at myself and saw that my whole body was wrapped in white gauze, like a mummy, and I looked very miserable.

I wanted to turn around and look at Yuankong and Uncle Hu Zi next to me, but my head couldn't move at all.