Chapter 3580 Chicken Thief

Besides my master, the sloppy Taoist priest also went back to Jiushan Village with me this time.

When the rest of the people saw that nothing was wrong, they went home and looked for their mothers.

Although Yuankong was seriously injured and his cultivation had only recovered 20% to 30%, it did not affect his movement. As soon as he was able to walk again, he thought about returning to the temple.

We don’t know what Yuankong was thinking about in that dilapidated temple. As soon as he finished his work, the first thing he thought about was to go back to the temple.

Xiaopang had returned to his hometown a few days earlier.

On the way back, he kept telling me that he wanted to bring his girlfriend, Miss Aduo, back to his hometown to let his parents meet her.

I flatly rejected this.

It would be better for him to bring the fat quail back to the village for exhibition than to bring his wife back.

As long as Xiaopang is brought back, my parents will be extremely jealous. Even if they don’t urge him to get married, they will definitely feel very upset.

Especially Xiaopang's father, who has basically the same personality as Xiaopang and loves to show off. As long as Xiaopang brings his wife back home, everyone in the village will know about it in less than half a day.

The second to last one found a wife, and the last one in the village was always one step behind their fat boy.

I have never been as fat as their little one since I was young.

I feel uncomfortable about this too.

After I scolded him, Xiaopang was still a little unconvinced, but he had to endure it. He thought, he just found a wife and wanted to show off in the village.

The sloppy Taoist priest, my master, that old man, and I rented a car and headed straight for Jiushan Village.

When I returned to the village, I found that my mother was still waiting for me at the entrance of the village.

He stood under the crooked tree at the entrance of the village, standing on tiptoe, gazing into the distance with a look of eager anticipation.

Whenever I see her standing at the entrance of the village waiting for me, I feel very uncomfortable.

Since I left home at the age of nine and returned home for the first time at the age of eighteen, she has been standing at the entrance of the village waiting for me almost every year at this time. Her hair has turned from black to gray, and her face has gained many wrinkles.

I really don’t know how long this kind of life will last.

The master said that as long as I could reach the Earthly Immortal Realm and survive the tenth calamity safely, I could go home often and he would no longer cheat me of my money.

But even so, we still have to wait three years.

In other words, my mother will have to wait for me at the village entrance for three years.

When the car was still some distance away from my mother, I asked the driver to stop the car, opened the door, and trotted straight to my mother.

When my mother saw me coming back, her tense face suddenly became full of smiles. She quickly ran a few steps and grabbed my arm: "My son, you are back."

"Mom, didn't I ask Xiaopang to tell you that I'm a little busy lately and will be home after a while? Why are you still waiting here..." I said with some heartache.

"Mom doesn't know exactly when you will come, and I don't have anything to do, so I like to wait for you here. I'm used to it after so many years. Come on, let's go home for dinner. Mom will make you your favorite fried chicken." My mother held my arm and was so happy.

"Don't worry, my friend and my master came here with me." I turned around and looked at the sloppy Taoist priest and my master.

As soon as my mother saw my master coming, she hurried over to greet him: "Master Xiaojie, you are here too. All these years, thanks to you for taking care of Xiaojie. I am a woman and I don’t know how to say thank you…"

"It's okay, it's okay. I just heard you talk about eating fried chicken. I'm hungry, so let's go home and eat together." The old man waved his hand carelessly and walked forward unsteadily.

The sloppy Taoist priest came over with a playful smile and introduced himself: "Auntie, I am Xiaojie's sworn brother, and I came to your house to eat a meal."

"Oh, welcome, welcome, go home quickly... No, you look so familiar, have you been here before?" My mother looked at the sloppy Taoist priest carefully.

That person has been here before. A long time ago, he killed my big rooster with one move.

A few of us followed my mother straight back to the village. At the door, we saw grandpa and father waiting for us.

Although my grandfather is very old, almost ninety years old, he has sharp eyes and ears and his muscles are very strong.

As soon as he saw my master coming, he quickly stood up and came over to shake his hand: "Master Xiaojie, I haven't seen you for many years..."

My master also walked over and shook hands with my grandfather, chatted with him with a smile, and asked about his well-being.

This is different from the usual Master.

He is out of shape most of the time.

A few of us came to the yard and sat under a big tree, drinking tea and chatting.

This time my master seemed very relaxed and chatted very lively with my dad and grandfather.

My mother ran into the kitchen to cook.

After a while, he started talking about the time when I learned Feng Shui from him when I was a child. When I was lazy, he often hit me with his big soles of his shoes.

He also said that I had never been beaten when I was a child, and that I must have a complete childhood.

My father listened with gusto and said that I was very naughty when I was a child and often ranked last in exams, which made him lose face. If he hadn't been afraid of revenge from those yellow-skinned people, he would have dealt with me long ago.

I sat there in silence, like a good kid.

The sloppy Taoist priest listened for a while, said he was going to the toilet, and immediately ran away to pee, and didn't come back for twenty minutes.

Not long after, there was a sudden noisy sound outside the yard, as if someone was arguing, and I actually heard the voice of the sloppy Taoist priest.

I quickly ran outside the yard to take a look, only to see that the sloppy Taoist priest was surrounded by four or five middle-aged women from the village.

The middle-aged father and daughter pointed at the sloppy Taoist priest, looking indignant, and started a verbal battle with him.

The sloppy Taoist priest was not afraid at all. He faced five fierce women from the village alone without fear and debated with a group of scholars.

After listening for a while, I finally understood what was going on. It turned out that the sloppy Taoist priest had set his eyes on a big rooster and wanted to buy it, but he was mistaken for a chicken thief and surrounded by several middle-aged women in the village.

"You bastard, you look like an average-looking man with delicate skin and tender flesh, but you have never learned your lesson. You even stole our chicken. Are you so poor that you can't even afford to eat, or do you have eyes in your crotch? Why are you so naughty?" A middle-aged woman pointed at the sloppy Taoist's nose and cursed.

"You black-hearted man, why don't you do something else at such a young age? You have to rely on stealing and robbing to make a living. Sooner or later you will be arrested and shot." Another middle-aged woman also chimed in.

"I say, which eyes of yours saw me stealing chickens? Stop talking nonsense and slandering me. Am I short of money? You old cucumber, don't be so arrogant. You leak air when you speak and you have a mouthful of yellow teeth... And you, look at your bow legs. The donkeys in the mill stand straighter than you. You walk like a rock and roll. Who can you say is the chicken thief?" The sloppy Taoist priest put his hands on his hips, more shrewish than the shrew in the village.

Oh my God, I can't afford to lose this person.