Chapter 381
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Zi Meng You Long
Isn't it my money to talk so much nonsense?Anyway, it's not hard earned by myself, so I don't feel bad about spending it.
This guy also stood and talked without back pain.
I bought a suit of clothes for the sloppy Taoist at the market, and found a regular place to take a bath. Finally, I made the sloppy Taoist look more pleasing to the eye, so I took a taxi directly to the airport and bought two plane tickets , Go straight to Yanbei.
When the plane landed and stood on the ground in Yanbei, my heart felt at ease.
Yanbei can be regarded as my second hometown. After all, I have lived here for more than eight years. There is Uncle Hu Zi and my friends here, so I can feel at ease.
After getting off the plane, I called Uncle Huzi and asked him to cook and wait for us to go home to eat.
As soon as Uncle Huzi heard that I had come back with the sloppy Taoist priest, he said that he would come to the airport to pick us up, and he said that he would come over in his big Mercedes, but I sternly refused.
I understand what Uncle Hu Zi meant, and I can't wait to show off his luxury car to the sloppy Taoist priest.
To be honest, I'm embarrassed to go out in his seven-handed Da Ben. It costs [-] yuan to buy a car and [-] yuan to repair it.
Whenever I talk about this, Uncle Hu Zi dismissively says that I don't understand feelings.
We don't know what feelings are, we just know that Po Daben is almost older than me.
If it wasn't for Uncle Hu Zi's hands, I would have secretly bought a real luxury car.
I took a taxi and went straight to the courtyard. Uncle Huzi was already waiting at the door. When he saw us get out of the car, he trotted over all the way: "Master, how did you go out this time? Did you get any unexpected gains? "
"Is there any windfall, it's just that there are more mouths in the family. It seems that Uncle Huzi will have to work hard again. I will live and eat at your house for free for a few days." The sloppy Taoist said with a smile.
"It's no problem, as long as you go home safely, go in quickly, the food is ready, and I'll be waiting for you." Uncle Hu Zi greeted, and the three of us entered the house.
Uncle Huzi cooked a table of good dishes and prepared good wine.
As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest and I came to the table, we started to feast on it.
Just when we were eating and drinking vigorously, a black shadow suddenly flew in.
The scruffy Taoist seemed to have eyes on his back, and before the black shadow flew over his head, he immediately ejected from the chair and jumped aside.
At this time, the starling bird had landed on the beam of the house, shaking its head and looking at the sloppy Taoist priest, as if it was doing stretching exercises before the big battle.
"I knew you would come, you bastard, the Daoist is waiting for you." The sloppy Taoist laughed.
"You are cheap, you are the cheapest old-fashioned old man my father has ever seen, a bitch will always be a bitch, not only cheap, but also ugly, it is not your fault to be ugly, but it is your fault if you come out to scare people, look at you , look at the back and frighten thousands of troops, and turn your head to scare away millions of soldiers!" The starling bird said in one breath.
Uncle Huzi and I were immediately stunned. Since when did this starling bird learn the art of war?
The sloppy Taoist smiled, pointed at the starling bird and said, "Master, I will teach you how to practice knives and you will practice cheap. If you are still good at swords, you will not practice cheap, and if you do not practice golden swords, you will practice silver cheap! You are born to be a cucumber! The day after tomorrow Belongs to walnuts, owes hammers! Life belongs to broken motorcycles, owes kicks!"
"You, you, you..." The starling bird hurriedly spun around on the beam, and continued to yell at the sloppy Taoist priest: "At the beginning of human beings, people are inherently kind. When a big egg is boiled in a pot, there is a bastard standing in front of daddy!" !"
The slovenly Taoist opened his mouth and said, "Your merits are too numerous to count. You danced on top of cow dung, and you were completely paralyzed in front of everyone. You crossed the mountains and obstacles, and you are unwilling to take the humiliation..."
Uncle Huzi and I were stunned and shocked.
This person began to scold each other, it was so wonderful, it was like a torrential river flowing continuously.
This meal is inedible.
And they scolded endlessly. This time, they fought a protracted battle. They scolded from the house to the yard. They scolded until the middle of the night without a winner. They also received complaints from the neighbors next door.
When I woke up the next morning, I saw the sloppy Taoist priest looking in the direction of Grandpa Zhang's house with his panda eyes, and I still had some unfinished thoughts.
"Lao Luo, it's time to eat..." I greeted.
"Okay... I'm going to wash my face..." As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest spoke, his throat made a broken gong sound, and he lost his voice, so I wondered, what are you competing with a broken bird ?
So what if you win the scolding?
But Lao Luo just refused to admit defeat, even if he didn't admire him.
I don't know anything else, but all I know is that after this fight, the mynah didn't come to visit my house for three days, and I guess his voice is also hoarse.
In this scolding fight, the enemy will injure one thousand and self-injury eight hundred.
In the next few days, the sloppy Taoist priest stayed at my house, locked himself in the room, and did not go out for several days.
The main reason is because of the green soul, he is trying to find a way to integrate the green soul into his lightning wooden sword.
Zhong Jinliang also said before that the green soul is the product of the essence of grass and trees, and can be integrated into the magic weapon of the wood attribute, and the lightning strike wooden sword of the sloppy Taoist priest is of the wood attribute, as long as the green soul is integrated into his lightning strike wood In the sword, there is the ability to activate the power of the essence of plants and trees.
But after studying for several days, the sloppy Taoist priest couldn't come up with any results, so he couldn't help but wander around in the yard anxiously.
I saw that he was in a hurry, so I said, "Lao Luo, I have a way to help you integrate this green soul into the Thunderbolt Wooden Sword."
"Really, tell me?" The sloppy Taoist said excitedly.
"There is a Yuelai teahouse in Yanbei City. There is a person in it who specializes in the business of practitioners. He should be called a Jianghu broker. There will definitely be someone who can integrate your green soul into the thunderbolt wooden sword, but it will definitely take a little time. Money." I said.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner, you made me think so hard, take me to that teahouse quickly." The sloppy Taoist pulled me and said.
"Wait... do you have money, kid? It's very expensive to go to Yuelai Teahouse to inquire about information, at least 10 yuan to start." I said.
"I'll borrow yours first, and I'll just give it to you when I make money later." The sloppy Taoist said with a chuckle.
"You can pull it off, lending you money is tantamount to beating a dog with a meat bun, and you will never return." I said.
"Let's go, let's go. When you need me in the future, I promise to take me there quickly." The sloppy Taoist urged.
I had no choice but to take him to Yuelai Teahouse and find Sister Hua.
Every time we meet, Sister Hua wears a cheongsam that makes her figure look bumpy, and her pair of peach blossom eyes make people feel fascinated.
This guy also stood and talked without back pain.
I bought a suit of clothes for the sloppy Taoist at the market, and found a regular place to take a bath. Finally, I made the sloppy Taoist look more pleasing to the eye, so I took a taxi directly to the airport and bought two plane tickets , Go straight to Yanbei.
When the plane landed and stood on the ground in Yanbei, my heart felt at ease.
Yanbei can be regarded as my second hometown. After all, I have lived here for more than eight years. There is Uncle Hu Zi and my friends here, so I can feel at ease.
After getting off the plane, I called Uncle Huzi and asked him to cook and wait for us to go home to eat.
As soon as Uncle Huzi heard that I had come back with the sloppy Taoist priest, he said that he would come to the airport to pick us up, and he said that he would come over in his big Mercedes, but I sternly refused.
I understand what Uncle Hu Zi meant, and I can't wait to show off his luxury car to the sloppy Taoist priest.
To be honest, I'm embarrassed to go out in his seven-handed Da Ben. It costs [-] yuan to buy a car and [-] yuan to repair it.
Whenever I talk about this, Uncle Hu Zi dismissively says that I don't understand feelings.
We don't know what feelings are, we just know that Po Daben is almost older than me.
If it wasn't for Uncle Hu Zi's hands, I would have secretly bought a real luxury car.
I took a taxi and went straight to the courtyard. Uncle Huzi was already waiting at the door. When he saw us get out of the car, he trotted over all the way: "Master, how did you go out this time? Did you get any unexpected gains? "
"Is there any windfall, it's just that there are more mouths in the family. It seems that Uncle Huzi will have to work hard again. I will live and eat at your house for free for a few days." The sloppy Taoist said with a smile.
"It's no problem, as long as you go home safely, go in quickly, the food is ready, and I'll be waiting for you." Uncle Hu Zi greeted, and the three of us entered the house.
Uncle Huzi cooked a table of good dishes and prepared good wine.
As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest and I came to the table, we started to feast on it.
Just when we were eating and drinking vigorously, a black shadow suddenly flew in.
The scruffy Taoist seemed to have eyes on his back, and before the black shadow flew over his head, he immediately ejected from the chair and jumped aside.
At this time, the starling bird had landed on the beam of the house, shaking its head and looking at the sloppy Taoist priest, as if it was doing stretching exercises before the big battle.
"I knew you would come, you bastard, the Daoist is waiting for you." The sloppy Taoist laughed.
"You are cheap, you are the cheapest old-fashioned old man my father has ever seen, a bitch will always be a bitch, not only cheap, but also ugly, it is not your fault to be ugly, but it is your fault if you come out to scare people, look at you , look at the back and frighten thousands of troops, and turn your head to scare away millions of soldiers!" The starling bird said in one breath.
Uncle Huzi and I were immediately stunned. Since when did this starling bird learn the art of war?
The sloppy Taoist smiled, pointed at the starling bird and said, "Master, I will teach you how to practice knives and you will practice cheap. If you are still good at swords, you will not practice cheap, and if you do not practice golden swords, you will practice silver cheap! You are born to be a cucumber! The day after tomorrow Belongs to walnuts, owes hammers! Life belongs to broken motorcycles, owes kicks!"
"You, you, you..." The starling bird hurriedly spun around on the beam, and continued to yell at the sloppy Taoist priest: "At the beginning of human beings, people are inherently kind. When a big egg is boiled in a pot, there is a bastard standing in front of daddy!" !"
The slovenly Taoist opened his mouth and said, "Your merits are too numerous to count. You danced on top of cow dung, and you were completely paralyzed in front of everyone. You crossed the mountains and obstacles, and you are unwilling to take the humiliation..."
Uncle Huzi and I were stunned and shocked.
This person began to scold each other, it was so wonderful, it was like a torrential river flowing continuously.
This meal is inedible.
And they scolded endlessly. This time, they fought a protracted battle. They scolded from the house to the yard. They scolded until the middle of the night without a winner. They also received complaints from the neighbors next door.
When I woke up the next morning, I saw the sloppy Taoist priest looking in the direction of Grandpa Zhang's house with his panda eyes, and I still had some unfinished thoughts.
"Lao Luo, it's time to eat..." I greeted.
"Okay... I'm going to wash my face..." As soon as the sloppy Taoist priest spoke, his throat made a broken gong sound, and he lost his voice, so I wondered, what are you competing with a broken bird ?
So what if you win the scolding?
But Lao Luo just refused to admit defeat, even if he didn't admire him.
I don't know anything else, but all I know is that after this fight, the mynah didn't come to visit my house for three days, and I guess his voice is also hoarse.
In this scolding fight, the enemy will injure one thousand and self-injury eight hundred.
In the next few days, the sloppy Taoist priest stayed at my house, locked himself in the room, and did not go out for several days.
The main reason is because of the green soul, he is trying to find a way to integrate the green soul into his lightning wooden sword.
Zhong Jinliang also said before that the green soul is the product of the essence of grass and trees, and can be integrated into the magic weapon of the wood attribute, and the lightning strike wooden sword of the sloppy Taoist priest is of the wood attribute, as long as the green soul is integrated into his lightning strike wood In the sword, there is the ability to activate the power of the essence of plants and trees.
But after studying for several days, the sloppy Taoist priest couldn't come up with any results, so he couldn't help but wander around in the yard anxiously.
I saw that he was in a hurry, so I said, "Lao Luo, I have a way to help you integrate this green soul into the Thunderbolt Wooden Sword."
"Really, tell me?" The sloppy Taoist said excitedly.
"There is a Yuelai teahouse in Yanbei City. There is a person in it who specializes in the business of practitioners. He should be called a Jianghu broker. There will definitely be someone who can integrate your green soul into the thunderbolt wooden sword, but it will definitely take a little time. Money." I said.
"Why didn't you tell me sooner, you made me think so hard, take me to that teahouse quickly." The sloppy Taoist pulled me and said.
"Wait... do you have money, kid? It's very expensive to go to Yuelai Teahouse to inquire about information, at least 10 yuan to start." I said.
"I'll borrow yours first, and I'll just give it to you when I make money later." The sloppy Taoist said with a chuckle.
"You can pull it off, lending you money is tantamount to beating a dog with a meat bun, and you will never return." I said.
"Let's go, let's go. When you need me in the future, I promise to take me there quickly." The sloppy Taoist urged.
I had no choice but to take him to Yuelai Teahouse and find Sister Hua.
Every time we meet, Sister Hua wears a cheongsam that makes her figure look bumpy, and her pair of peach blossom eyes make people feel fascinated.
