Chapter 4030 My Fate Is Truly Unlucky

Li Chao, Li Chao, you're asking for a beating. We can't stop you. Why did you have to grab Wuwei Zhenren's pet of all people?

So when we saw Li Chao carrying the wild boar back, we were all stunned and speechless, and our hearts sank to our sides.

Last time we came to this island, we did the same as Li Chao, catching a wild boar and roasting it. Who knew it turned out to be the pet of the Immortal Wuwei? So this time, we behaved much better and ate the food we brought properly.

However, Li Chao was unaware of this and directly caught a wild boar on the island, which he then killed.

Li Chao placed the dead wild boar in front of us and said somewhat boastfully, "Hey, does anyone know how to roast wild boar? I caught one, consider it my treat for you guys."

Several of us shook our heads in unison, shaking them like rattles.

My God, if this kid doesn't get a beating today, the sun will surely rise in the west.

Last time we ate Wuwei Zhenren's pet because we were unaware of it. If we eat it again this time, we're just asking for a beating.

Even if we had eight lives, we wouldn't dare eat another bite.

"No, no... We don't know how to grill, Brother Li, you can eat it yourself. We're almost full, thank you so much..." the slovenly Taoist said with a grin.

Seeing our refusal, Li Chao was quite unhappy and snorted, saying, "Fine, don't eat it then. I don't think you're lucky enough to have it."

"Yes, yes, we are wild boars who can't eat fine chaff. Brother Li is worthy of such a delicacy. We dare not compete with you." Even the most greedy Little Fatty was very well-behaved at this moment and would never take a bite.

Seeing our firm refusal, Li Chao snorted again, carried the wild boar to the stream, gutted it with a dagger, built a campfire, and roasted it by himself. Before long, the aroma of roasting wild boar wafted over.

Li Chao was covered in a lot of seasonings, such as salt, cumin, and chili powder, which he had rubbed on quite a bit.

It looked so tempting, but right now, none of them were going to eat it. They were just thinking about the scene of Li Chao getting beaten up after Master Wuwei woke up.

It was too late to say anything to Li Chao now; the wild boar had already been killed when he brought it back.

Before long, the wild boar was almost roasted. Li Chao called out to Master Zhiqing, "Master, it's almost done. If they don't want to eat it, we will."

Master Zhiqing hesitated for a moment, then politely asked, "Young friends, everything is ready. Why don't you have some too?"

We were all so frightened that we waved our hands and shook our heads repeatedly, wishing we could run away as fast as we could.

"No, no... Master Zhiqing, I advise you not to eat it either. The wild boar meat here is not good. We've eaten it before." I kindly reminded Master Zhiqing.

Master Zhiqing was still a little puzzled: "How could that be? It smells quite nice to me."

As he spoke, Master Zhiqing walked towards Li Chao. Upon seeing Master Zhiqing approaching, Li Chao quickly cut off a large piece of wild boar meat and handed it to Master Zhiqing.

“Master, those guys clearly haven’t eaten anything good. This is wild game, very chewy, and tastes exceptionally good.” As he spoke, Li Chao glanced at us disdainfully.

Li Chao, Li Chao, you're about to get beaten up, you know that?

That's what I was thinking.

Just as Li Chao was happily sharing wild boar meat with Master Zhiqing, suddenly, a figure flashed beside us, instantly becoming crystal clear.

Upon closer inspection, I saw that it was indeed the Wuwei Zhenren who had just woken up, with a whisk on his shoulder.

As soon as Master Wuwei appeared, his gaze fell on the wild boar that Li Chao was roasting, and his expression was definitely not good.

"Master Wuwei, we didn't eat wild boar. We ate what we brought ourselves." The slovenly Taoist priest quickly cleared us of any involvement as soon as he saw Master Wuwei appear.

At this moment, Master Wuwei was in no mood to pay attention to us and walked straight toward Master Zhiqing and Li Chao.

When Master Zhiqing and Li Chao saw Master Wuwei appear, they quickly put down the wild boar meat they were holding and walked towards Master Wuwei, bowing respectfully.

"This junior from Longhu Mountain, Zhiqing, has met with the True Man Wuwei."

"Junior Li Chao of Longhu Mountain greets the True Man Wuwei."

Master Wuwei's gaze remained fixed on the roasted wild boar, and he asked expressionlessly, "Does that wild boar meat smell good?"

"It tastes good, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, very delicious. We saw that you were taking a nap earlier, so we didn't dare to disturb you. We caught a wild boar and roasted it to fill our stomachs. Would you like some, senior?" Master Zhiqing replied immediately.

"I only keep two pets on this island, a black one and a spotted one. Last time those bastards came, they ate one of them, and this time they ate my other one too. You guys have quite the nerve," Master Wuwei snorted coldly.

Upon hearing this, Li Chao and Master Zhiqing were instantly extremely embarrassed and exchanged a glance.

Even the reckless Li Chao knew he had made a big mistake, and quickly explained, "I'm sorry, Master Wuwei, our wild boars are wild. I had only been on the island for a short time when the wild boar came at me, so I just killed it."

"I already told you it was my pet, very affectionate and not afraid of strangers. It wanted to come up and greet you, to get closer to you, but you killed my little flower..."

"The True Man of Non-Action..."

Before Li Chao could say anything more, Master Wuwei suddenly attacked, his whisk lashing out at Li Chao.

Li Chao let out a muffled groan, his body arcing gracefully through the air before crashing heavily into the nearby bushes.

Upon seeing this, even Master Zhiqing was so frightened that his legs trembled, and he dared not utter a single word.

After knocking Li Chao away with a whisk, Master Wuwei slowly walked towards the roasted wild boar. He reached out and pulled off a leg, took a bite, chewed it carefully, and said with tears in his eyes, "Little Black and Little Flower, you two have really bad luck, but the taste is excellent. Don't ever meet these people again in your next life."

After taking a couple of bites, Master Wuwei looked over at us and said, "You bunch of rascals, come and eat. Since we've already killed them, it's a waste not to eat them."

We've been waiting for Master Wuwei to say those words. We didn't eat enough, especially Little Fatty.

At a call, we all gathered around Master Wuwei.

The predecessors planted the trees, and the successors enjoy the shade. It's fortunate that Li Chao killed the wild boar first, otherwise we wouldn't have had this treat.