Chapter 156 Mobile Phone: So, what did I do wrong?
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Miao Li Xian
"And China Education tells us to be prosperous, democratic, civilized, harmonious, and free... Kiana, what are you doing?"
Fu Ming talked dryly about his outlook on life, values, and morals, hoping to get Kiana back on track and liberate himself!
But after feeling the strange movement on her chest, she looked down in confusion. When she saw Kiana rubbing her chest, her face was covered with black lines.
"The taste of Ah Ming~"
"Ah? You continue..."
Kiana lay on Fu Ming's chest, sucking greedily. After hearing Fu Ming's question, she stared at Fu Ming in confusion before reacting.
Fu Ming held his forehead. He obviously didn't listen to what he said just now. He actually tried to teach Paramecia a lesson. He was thankful that he didn't fall asleep.
Fu Ming: "..." This paramecium is hopeless, and Kiana cannot be taken back in Jizi's name.
Fu Ming bit his thumb, quietly looking at Kiana's helpless face as she rubbed against him, and silently thought of countermeasures.
Then his eyes lit up, he slowly took out his phone and opened the Tieba forum, entered his questions, and waited for answers from enthusiastic netizens, from which he might be able to find a solution.
[What should I do if I encounter a yandere?
The yandere is in my arms right now, can I still be saved?
Is it too late to run now?
What is the success rate?
Is there any netizen who can answer this online?
urgent!Waiting online! 】
After a while...netizens gradually became active...
[Xuan Xi (Mrs. Xuan): It’s easy to handle. First be tolerant and try to see if you can get it back. If you find that you can’t, then be wise and protect yourself. If it doesn’t work, then feed the devil with yourself (funny)]
"...That's a good suggestion, don't suggest it next time."
[Rimuru (deceased): Of course, I’m looking for the police uncle. 】
"The police uncle may not be able to do it, nor can he control it..."
[Luo He Yiyue: You can't run away~ You can't run away in this life either~ It's great to be locked up in a small dark room~ There are people taking care of you when you eat, drink, and defecate. I really like yandere. 】
"..." One-stop service for reporting, blocking, and deleting comments.
[An accomplice who doesn’t want to reveal anything: MiHoYo must have done it! 】
This breaks through the dimensional wall!MiHoYo did everything else, it did something wrong!
Well, it was indeed MiHoYo.
[Nian: It’s useless to run away!Becoming more yandere than yandere is the only way! 】
"I can't do this!"
【...】
Fu Ming looked at the replies on his phone, his expression as ugly as if he had eaten shit. Netizens this time were so incompetent and all they came up with were random search ideas.
"Ah Ming~, what are you looking at?" Kiana got up from Fu Ming's arms with satisfaction, wiped the corner of her mouth and asked Fu Ming doubtfully while looking at Fu Ming who was playing on his mobile phone.
"Ahem! It's nothing. I suddenly felt a little hungry. I'll go see if there is anyone selling snacks..."
Fu Ming coughed dryly and put away his phone, pushed Kiana aside, stood up as if nothing had happened, looked around, and walked away sweating.
"..."
Kiana looked at Fu Ming thoughtfully, showing a wicked smile. After snapping her fingers, a mobile phone slowly appeared in her hand.
Kiana looked at the lock screen password of her phone. After thinking for a moment, she tapped the screen a few times and the phone was opened.
"The power of erosion is pretty easy to use~"
Kiana couldn't help but feel proud when she saw how easy it was to open her phone, but her face turned gloomy immediately after seeing the wallpaper on her phone.
I saw Fu Ming's hand on Xiao Shi's shoulder, a row of white teeth exposed on his dark face, and he looked at the screen with a smile on his face.
Xiaoshi on the side looked a little confused, as if he didn't realize what happened.
"...Forget it about seducing Xilin's brother, you actually want to occupy my Ah Ming!"
"...Herrscher of Consciousness, you'd better not appear in front of me again and completely disappear from Ah Ming's eyes, otherwise I'm afraid I can't help but kill you..."
Kiana looked at the confused Xiaoshi on the phone, a flash of red light flashed in her eyes. After checking the photo album, as expected, they were all Xiaoshi's photos.
Sirin in the consciousness space also saw this scene, and immediately clenched her fists and followed Kiana's words: "Kiana, take me too☆"
Seeing this, Kiana looked at Fu Ming who was gradually walking away with a smile, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and her slender hands used a little more force.
With a click, a few wisps of black smoke floated out from the phone, and finally Kiana threw it into the flower bed behind her as waste.
Mobile: so, whatdididowrong?
"Ah Ming~ I really love you so much, I really want to lock you up and trap you with me, so that you only have me in your eyes."
Kiana put the box containing the fragments of the Divine Meteor Sword into the imaginary number space, looked at Fu Ming's back and murmured.
Fu Ming talked dryly about his outlook on life, values, and morals, hoping to get Kiana back on track and liberate himself!
But after feeling the strange movement on her chest, she looked down in confusion. When she saw Kiana rubbing her chest, her face was covered with black lines.
"The taste of Ah Ming~"
"Ah? You continue..."
Kiana lay on Fu Ming's chest, sucking greedily. After hearing Fu Ming's question, she stared at Fu Ming in confusion before reacting.
Fu Ming held his forehead. He obviously didn't listen to what he said just now. He actually tried to teach Paramecia a lesson. He was thankful that he didn't fall asleep.
Fu Ming: "..." This paramecium is hopeless, and Kiana cannot be taken back in Jizi's name.
Fu Ming bit his thumb, quietly looking at Kiana's helpless face as she rubbed against him, and silently thought of countermeasures.
Then his eyes lit up, he slowly took out his phone and opened the Tieba forum, entered his questions, and waited for answers from enthusiastic netizens, from which he might be able to find a solution.
[What should I do if I encounter a yandere?
The yandere is in my arms right now, can I still be saved?
Is it too late to run now?
What is the success rate?
Is there any netizen who can answer this online?
urgent!Waiting online! 】
After a while...netizens gradually became active...
[Xuan Xi (Mrs. Xuan): It’s easy to handle. First be tolerant and try to see if you can get it back. If you find that you can’t, then be wise and protect yourself. If it doesn’t work, then feed the devil with yourself (funny)]
"...That's a good suggestion, don't suggest it next time."
[Rimuru (deceased): Of course, I’m looking for the police uncle. 】
"The police uncle may not be able to do it, nor can he control it..."
[Luo He Yiyue: You can't run away~ You can't run away in this life either~ It's great to be locked up in a small dark room~ There are people taking care of you when you eat, drink, and defecate. I really like yandere. 】
"..." One-stop service for reporting, blocking, and deleting comments.
[An accomplice who doesn’t want to reveal anything: MiHoYo must have done it! 】
This breaks through the dimensional wall!MiHoYo did everything else, it did something wrong!
Well, it was indeed MiHoYo.
[Nian: It’s useless to run away!Becoming more yandere than yandere is the only way! 】
"I can't do this!"
【...】
Fu Ming looked at the replies on his phone, his expression as ugly as if he had eaten shit. Netizens this time were so incompetent and all they came up with were random search ideas.
"Ah Ming~, what are you looking at?" Kiana got up from Fu Ming's arms with satisfaction, wiped the corner of her mouth and asked Fu Ming doubtfully while looking at Fu Ming who was playing on his mobile phone.
"Ahem! It's nothing. I suddenly felt a little hungry. I'll go see if there is anyone selling snacks..."
Fu Ming coughed dryly and put away his phone, pushed Kiana aside, stood up as if nothing had happened, looked around, and walked away sweating.
"..."
Kiana looked at Fu Ming thoughtfully, showing a wicked smile. After snapping her fingers, a mobile phone slowly appeared in her hand.
Kiana looked at the lock screen password of her phone. After thinking for a moment, she tapped the screen a few times and the phone was opened.
"The power of erosion is pretty easy to use~"
Kiana couldn't help but feel proud when she saw how easy it was to open her phone, but her face turned gloomy immediately after seeing the wallpaper on her phone.
I saw Fu Ming's hand on Xiao Shi's shoulder, a row of white teeth exposed on his dark face, and he looked at the screen with a smile on his face.
Xiaoshi on the side looked a little confused, as if he didn't realize what happened.
"...Forget it about seducing Xilin's brother, you actually want to occupy my Ah Ming!"
"...Herrscher of Consciousness, you'd better not appear in front of me again and completely disappear from Ah Ming's eyes, otherwise I'm afraid I can't help but kill you..."
Kiana looked at the confused Xiaoshi on the phone, a flash of red light flashed in her eyes. After checking the photo album, as expected, they were all Xiaoshi's photos.
Sirin in the consciousness space also saw this scene, and immediately clenched her fists and followed Kiana's words: "Kiana, take me too☆"
Seeing this, Kiana looked at Fu Ming who was gradually walking away with a smile, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, and her slender hands used a little more force.
With a click, a few wisps of black smoke floated out from the phone, and finally Kiana threw it into the flower bed behind her as waste.
Mobile: so, whatdididowrong?
"Ah Ming~ I really love you so much, I really want to lock you up and trap you with me, so that you only have me in your eyes."
Kiana put the box containing the fragments of the Divine Meteor Sword into the imaginary number space, looked at Fu Ming's back and murmured.
