Chapter 614 I don't know how to deliver babies either!
Fu Ming was stared at by two direct gazes, and his heart pounded with fear:
'I hope Xiaoshi and Kiana aren't arguing again!'
Kiana immediately adopted a posture of covering her face and crying, but she would steal glances at him from time to time, her voice so soft it could wring water, as she said in a sweet, coquettish voice:
"Ah Ming~ You're finally back!"
My little sister was so domineering just now! She actually tried to take custody of my unborn baby, separating us from our child!
Fu Ming's gaze instantly drifted to Xiao Shi, his eyes filled with doubt, "Is that so?"
Xiao Shi jumped three feet high on the spot, his voice cracking with anxiety, but he couldn't say anything:
"??? Kiana☆You...?!"
Fu Ming was stunned by this sudden turn of events, his gaze shifting between Kiana☆'s feignedly weak face and Xiao Shi's flustered appearance.
Finally, staring at Xiao Shi's chest, he uttered a peculiar remark after a long pause:
"Xiao Shi, I'll leave the custody battle aside for now, but there's an old saying, 'Only the one who feeds the child matters,' are you... sure you can feed the child?"
"Pfft—cough cough! Is that the point?" Tesla almost spat out the mouthful of water he had just drunk.
Kiana☆ couldn't hold back any longer and burst out laughing. She immediately dropped her delicate demeanor, her eyes crinkling with laughter, and she even deliberately puffed out her chest at Xiao Shi, her tone arrogant and smug:
"Did you hear that? Only those who provide 'milk' are considered mothers!"
Xiao Shi was so angry that he stomped his feet, pointing at the two of them, unable to speak for a long time:
"Ah Ming, you...you all ganged up on me...and the old antique!" She said, glaring angrily at Fu Ming.
Fu Hua, who had been sipping tea and watching the show, was instantly dumbfounded upon hearing this, her tone full of confusion:
"??? Why am I involved in this?"
She didn't say a word the whole time, so how did she get dragged into this for no reason?
Fu Ming felt a little guilty under Xiao Shi's fierce yet adorable glare, and scratched the back of his head, trying to salvage the situation:
"That's not what I meant, Xiaoshi. I just think... raising children really requires considering practical issues."
"A practical problem?" Xiao Shi blushed and clenched her fists, her eyes slightly reddening. "So you still think my breasts are too small, huh?"
The moment those words were spoken, the air fell silent for two seconds. Even Fu Hua subconsciously looked down at her... toes before quickly averting her gaze.
"Hahahaha!"
Kiana☆ laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, slapping the table and teasing him.
"Hahahaha!" Kiana☆ burst into laughter, her chest heaving. "Ah Ming was just saying it casually, why did you take it personally?"
Xiao Shi's eyes reddened even more with anger, not from grievance, but from shame and rage. She clenched her fists, spun around twice, then suddenly pounced behind Fu Ming, peeking out half her head to glare at the two of them.
Fu Ming felt her gripping his clothes tightly, and sensing the slight trembling on his back, he was both amused and annoyed. He reached out and patted the back of her hand to comfort her.
"OK OK."
Time slipped away unnoticed amidst the banter and jokes, and before we knew it, it was Kiana☆...
"Kiana☆, your due date is approaching, isn't it? Be careful these days, and report any problems immediately..."
Tesla suddenly paused, turned to look at the crowd, and asked with a serious expression:
"Wait a minute, do we have anyone here who can deliver babies?"
Upon hearing this, the previously noisy living room instantly fell silent.
Fu Hua pondered for a moment, then slowly spoke:
"I've read some books on childbirth and know the general process. If all else fails, I can give it a try."
"You old fogey, you know this? How come I didn't know?" Xiao Shi exclaimed in surprise, her mouth agape. "Aren't you always practicing martial arts? How come you're reading books on midwifery?"
Fu Hua glanced at her indifferently: "A broad knowledge and strong memory are also essential qualities for a warrior." She paused, then added, "However, it's all theoretical knowledge; practical experience is zero."
"That's still unreliable!"
Xiao Shi couldn't help but complain, and Tesla frowned, looking at Fu Ming.
"Fu Ming, what about you?"
Fu Ming was suddenly caught in the gaze of everyone and panicked instantly:
"Me? I've only read the book 'Postpartum Care for Pregnant Women,' I don't even know how to deliver a baby!"
"What's the use of that thing!"
Xiao Shi rolled her eyes at him, muttering to herself:
"Given Kiana's constitution, she'll probably be out of bed and jumping around an hour after giving birth, right? She wouldn't need any postpartum care!"
Fu Ming was taken aback, stroked his chin and pondered for a few seconds, then suddenly realized:
"That seems...to make sense? Then I guess I wasted my time reading this book?"
Kiana almost spat out the mouthful of water she had just drunk, coughing twice as she choked. When she looked up, her eyes were already filled with a sly smile, and she quickly continued the conversation:
"It's okay, it's okay! When that time comes, I can lie down a little longer and cooperate with you the whole time!"
As she spoke, Kiana☆ gave off a "I'm so sensible" look.
"I don't think you really want to cooperate; you just want to stay in bed and enjoy Ah Ming's attentive care!"
Xiao Shi immediately bristled, hands on hips, glaring at Kiana☆, her twin ponytails swaying slightly with anger.
Caught in the middle, seeing the two about to draw their swords again, Fu Ming quickly stepped in to smooth things over:
"Alright, alright, everyone has a chance. It's not a big deal. Stop arguing."
"Humph!"
Xiao Shi snorted heavily, crossed her arms and turned her head away, a blush appearing on her face.
Kiana☆ winked playfully at Fu Ming, a sly smile playing in her eyes, and a smug curve to her lips, as if she had won a small victory.
Einstein adjusted his glasses, his brow still furrowed, and proposed in a calm tone:
"Giving birth is a major event, so to be on the safe side, let's contact Bishop Theresa and ask her to send a professional and reliable doctor to the moon."
“Theresa…” Fu Ming raised his hand and touched his chin, his eyes filled with hesitation, and asked uncertainly, “Is the person she found really reliable?”
“Theresa…” Fu Ming raised his hand and touched his chin, his eyes filled with hesitation, and asked uncertainly, “Is she really reliable?”
Kiana☆ immediately waved her hand:
"My aunt is usually quite reliable, but I'm afraid she might make a mountain out of a molehill!"
She might even bring the entire hospital's medical staff; the lunar base would be overflowing with them—and she'll probably send an extra ten boxes of bitter melon juice, saying it's for 'nutritional supplementation'!
"Pfft—" Tesla couldn't help but laugh out loud: "That's something Theresa would do."
Einstein, adjusting his glasses, added:
“I will communicate with her in advance to make it clear that only professional obstetricians and nurses will come, and I will explicitly prohibit her from bringing any items that are not related to medical treatment—including bitter melon juice.”
Upon hearing this, Fu Ming gave Einstein a youthful smile and a thumbs-up:
"Dr. Ai Yin is very thoughtful. This makes me feel much more at ease."












