Chapter 73 The pain of being a colleague with my teacher
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Liu Yue Zhi Yuan Fei
Hearing Snape mocking himself so much,
Douglas felt that he was an adult, still a professor, and of course his wings were hardened.
"Oh, Professor Snape, you don't understand the beauty of food.
Don't look at the stinky brine, but the stinky tofu is very tender...
By the way, I got an o in my potions owls exam. "
Professor Sprout's eyes lit up when he heard that this stinky water was specially made for a new delicacy.
Just when she was about to ask carefully.
Professor Snape was a step ahead of him, and said mockingly:
"Hehe, a person who treats Horklap like a mushroom...
Did the goblin in your head help you with the exam? "
My God, God knows how long Snape has been holding back this sentence, and today he finally said it, so refreshing!
(Hoclap is a fleshy pink mushroom that looks like a black mane and is a favorite food of goblins. Horklap juice is used to make herbicides.)
It was the first time that Professor Sprout heard of such a thing, and he couldn't help but patted himself on the forehead, but it fit Douglas very well.
But Douglas is not happy, saying that people don't expose their shortcomings!
Snape, you've passed shit!
But what can he say, for the peace of the world, for the peace of the wizarding world, for the peace of Hogwarts.
Douglas resisted the urge to yell.
Quietly said:
"I got an o in my Potions owls exam!"
Snape said with a disdainful smile:
"Some people can't tell what is horseradish and what is radish!
It's a joke to get an o in the exam! ".
Douglas is angry!
It was all so many years ago,
Didn't it mean that when I got the horseradish, I asked curiously:
"Professor, what kind of radish is this?"
He had eaten horseradish sauce before that, but he had never seen what horseradish looked like.
The corner of Douglas' mouth twitched, he suddenly didn't want to be a colleague with his former teacher, he was so tired.
In particular, Professor Sprout said with a supplementary knife:
"Severus, this isn't the first time the kid has misidentified a plant,
I almost picked wolf celery in the greenhouse as an ordinary vegetable and ate it!
It seems that it looks like something to eat, and he can't help but do it! "
Douglas coughed in a hurry, who was not stupid a few times when he was young.
Besides, since then, he has worked hard to memorize the introduction of all the plants in the magic world, for fear that if he eats something wrong, he will send it away to himself.
"Aha, two professors, didn't you come here to find out what happened this time!"
Professor Sprout shrugged:
"Oh, there's nothing to understand, everyone knows about you and Peeves!
However, you do have to pay attention...
Those ghosts are actually very poor! "
Snape snorted coldly, then said with a strange smile:
"I have summoned Dumbledore, you can explain it yourself when he comes back!
I really hope that he can fire you!
How can a person who can only use a crucible to make stupid food be a good professor! "
After saying that, Snape turned to leave.
Douglas said unconvinced:
"I got an o in my Potions owls!
I am the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor! "
Snape's footsteps stopped.
Then facing the step three Nod Weasley twins, said coldly:
"Is there a swamp spell in the corridor?
Or have your brains been eaten by goblins, so you can't walk anymore?
Do I need to throw you back in Gryffindor Tower! "
(The way to expel the goblins: After people catch the goblins, they spin them in a circle until they are stunned, and then throw them over the garden wall, so that the goblins can be driven out of the garden.)
When the Weasley twins heard Snape's words, their legs seemed to be equipped with motors, and they rushed back to the Gryffindor common room.
Professor Sprout shrugged helplessly. They are all her students, so what can she say!
"Douglas, although Peeves ruined your work, don't be discouraged and make a new one.
I am looking forward to what delicious tofu you can make with this stinky water! "
Seeing Professor Sprout yawning and about to leave, Douglas asked curiously:
"Is something wrong? Why is not only the principal not at school, but also Professor McGonagall?"
Professor Sprout shook his head:
"I don't know either, the principal hasn't been at school for over a week.
The letter this afternoon called Minerva and Felius away too!
Don't worry, it should have nothing to do with the school!
And this time I was fired,
It's not your fault!
I'll talk to Albus about it when the time comes. "
Douglas was relieved, he thought something big had happened in the wizarding world.
What he was most worried about was if the diary didn't enter the school and was left outside.
Voldemort's Horcrux is likely to be resurrected in advance with the help of a dark wizard.
When he realized it at the time, he actually regretted it very much. If he had known earlier, he would have asked Lucius to throw the diary to Ginny, and then he would take it away.
It won't be as troublesome as it is now, looking for a needle in a haystack.
However, if Dumbledore was dealing with something related to Voldemort, then he would most likely choose to take Snape away.
Since Snape can stay in school, it means that that matter has nothing to do with Voldemort.
Just as he was contemplating, Professor Sprout, who had already left, suddenly turned around and said:
"Douglas, you and Severus don't make things so tense!
As far as I know, he actually admires you very much. I have heard many students talking about you before,
Severus often said in class, 'The man who can only cook soup in a cauldron can do better than you! '
It's just that since you came to school, he never mentioned it again.
Oh, by the way, there is another secret, which the house-elf in the kitchen told me,
Severus always went to the kitchen to watch them prepare the dishes during cooking time these days.
And he only sees the way you teach us to handle vegetables...
You see, you should still have a lot of topics..."
After speaking, Professor Sprout gave him an encouraging look, and then left.
The corners of Douglas' mouth curled up slightly, it seemed that Snape had noticed the content behind the book he gave him.
It was a private product specially customized for him.
When he was in school, he discovered one of the biggest characteristics of Hogwarts Potions class - luxury!
That's right, luxury!
Let people who have never dealt with any materials, use those potion materials to practice from the beginning, and there are many precious materials among them.
Tsk tsk, Potions class is really rich.
Of course, he didn't reject this extravagant style when he was in school. After all, many ingredients in Potions were edible.
As long as he can withstand Professor Snape's poisonous tongue, even if the potion is not cooked well in this class, he can still harvest a lot of ingredients.
At the same time, he also discovered that many of the ingredients in the Potions class...the way the medicinal materials are processed is similar to the preparation of traditional oriental cooking.
Boiling, brewing, boiling paste and so on.
There is also learning to control civil and military fire, and slowly waiting for bursts of fragrance to float out of the crucible. Of course, not all potions brewed taste good.
That's why, several times, he would unknowingly boil the potion into soup or something like that.
Compared to the failures of other students, he is already very good. After all, not everyone can still eat potions after they fail.
In particular, Professor Snape often made his students drink their own potions.Therefore, it is an advantage to be able to eat it.
far away...
He mixed in the book with bootlegs, trying to guide Snape to make some reforms in Potions.
For example, use a large number of ingredients to replace some similar medicinal materials, and let the students practice the ingredients...how to deal with medicinal materials.
Or let them learn to cook various soups?Practice how to control the fire.
In short, the advantage of doing this is that there will be less medicinal materials wasted in potions class.
The corresponding expenses will be less.
If you use ingredients instead, the kitchen will help you purchase more ingredients.
And the food procurement funds for the kitchen are arranged through Hufflepuff, so it means that Hufflepuff will have more funds.
He still remembers the time when he graduated and was about to leave.
Professor Sprout quietly summoned Muggle-born poor or orphaned wizards among the Hufflepuff graduates into his office.
Ask and be willing to provide them with a basic fee for living and surviving in the wizarding world.
At that time, Douglas knew that the professor did this almost every year.
A large sum of money is distributed every time, accounting for almost half of her annual salary (Hufflepuff students are the most among the four colleges.)
At the same time, she also refused those wizards who had just guaranteed their lives and returned the money.
In her words: I would rather see these Galleons, if they can help you live a better life, that is the best reward for me.
Of course, there are also some well-born who will donate some funds to Hufflepuff through the school board.
But there are very few Muggle-born Hufflepuff wizards like Douglas who can save a lot of money in just a few years.
The reason was when he offered to donate a broomstick worth more than 1 Galleons.
Professor Sprout did not refuse,
It's because she knows that Douglas is not the kind of person who slaps a swollen face to pretend to be fat.
Again, all in honor of Hufflepuff!
Douglas felt that he was an adult, still a professor, and of course his wings were hardened.
"Oh, Professor Snape, you don't understand the beauty of food.
Don't look at the stinky brine, but the stinky tofu is very tender...
By the way, I got an o in my potions owls exam. "
Professor Sprout's eyes lit up when he heard that this stinky water was specially made for a new delicacy.
Just when she was about to ask carefully.
Professor Snape was a step ahead of him, and said mockingly:
"Hehe, a person who treats Horklap like a mushroom...
Did the goblin in your head help you with the exam? "
My God, God knows how long Snape has been holding back this sentence, and today he finally said it, so refreshing!
(Hoclap is a fleshy pink mushroom that looks like a black mane and is a favorite food of goblins. Horklap juice is used to make herbicides.)
It was the first time that Professor Sprout heard of such a thing, and he couldn't help but patted himself on the forehead, but it fit Douglas very well.
But Douglas is not happy, saying that people don't expose their shortcomings!
Snape, you've passed shit!
But what can he say, for the peace of the world, for the peace of the wizarding world, for the peace of Hogwarts.
Douglas resisted the urge to yell.
Quietly said:
"I got an o in my Potions owls exam!"
Snape said with a disdainful smile:
"Some people can't tell what is horseradish and what is radish!
It's a joke to get an o in the exam! ".
Douglas is angry!
It was all so many years ago,
Didn't it mean that when I got the horseradish, I asked curiously:
"Professor, what kind of radish is this?"
He had eaten horseradish sauce before that, but he had never seen what horseradish looked like.
The corner of Douglas' mouth twitched, he suddenly didn't want to be a colleague with his former teacher, he was so tired.
In particular, Professor Sprout said with a supplementary knife:
"Severus, this isn't the first time the kid has misidentified a plant,
I almost picked wolf celery in the greenhouse as an ordinary vegetable and ate it!
It seems that it looks like something to eat, and he can't help but do it! "
Douglas coughed in a hurry, who was not stupid a few times when he was young.
Besides, since then, he has worked hard to memorize the introduction of all the plants in the magic world, for fear that if he eats something wrong, he will send it away to himself.
"Aha, two professors, didn't you come here to find out what happened this time!"
Professor Sprout shrugged:
"Oh, there's nothing to understand, everyone knows about you and Peeves!
However, you do have to pay attention...
Those ghosts are actually very poor! "
Snape snorted coldly, then said with a strange smile:
"I have summoned Dumbledore, you can explain it yourself when he comes back!
I really hope that he can fire you!
How can a person who can only use a crucible to make stupid food be a good professor! "
After saying that, Snape turned to leave.
Douglas said unconvinced:
"I got an o in my Potions owls!
I am the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor! "
Snape's footsteps stopped.
Then facing the step three Nod Weasley twins, said coldly:
"Is there a swamp spell in the corridor?
Or have your brains been eaten by goblins, so you can't walk anymore?
Do I need to throw you back in Gryffindor Tower! "
(The way to expel the goblins: After people catch the goblins, they spin them in a circle until they are stunned, and then throw them over the garden wall, so that the goblins can be driven out of the garden.)
When the Weasley twins heard Snape's words, their legs seemed to be equipped with motors, and they rushed back to the Gryffindor common room.
Professor Sprout shrugged helplessly. They are all her students, so what can she say!
"Douglas, although Peeves ruined your work, don't be discouraged and make a new one.
I am looking forward to what delicious tofu you can make with this stinky water! "
Seeing Professor Sprout yawning and about to leave, Douglas asked curiously:
"Is something wrong? Why is not only the principal not at school, but also Professor McGonagall?"
Professor Sprout shook his head:
"I don't know either, the principal hasn't been at school for over a week.
The letter this afternoon called Minerva and Felius away too!
Don't worry, it should have nothing to do with the school!
And this time I was fired,
It's not your fault!
I'll talk to Albus about it when the time comes. "
Douglas was relieved, he thought something big had happened in the wizarding world.
What he was most worried about was if the diary didn't enter the school and was left outside.
Voldemort's Horcrux is likely to be resurrected in advance with the help of a dark wizard.
When he realized it at the time, he actually regretted it very much. If he had known earlier, he would have asked Lucius to throw the diary to Ginny, and then he would take it away.
It won't be as troublesome as it is now, looking for a needle in a haystack.
However, if Dumbledore was dealing with something related to Voldemort, then he would most likely choose to take Snape away.
Since Snape can stay in school, it means that that matter has nothing to do with Voldemort.
Just as he was contemplating, Professor Sprout, who had already left, suddenly turned around and said:
"Douglas, you and Severus don't make things so tense!
As far as I know, he actually admires you very much. I have heard many students talking about you before,
Severus often said in class, 'The man who can only cook soup in a cauldron can do better than you! '
It's just that since you came to school, he never mentioned it again.
Oh, by the way, there is another secret, which the house-elf in the kitchen told me,
Severus always went to the kitchen to watch them prepare the dishes during cooking time these days.
And he only sees the way you teach us to handle vegetables...
You see, you should still have a lot of topics..."
After speaking, Professor Sprout gave him an encouraging look, and then left.
The corners of Douglas' mouth curled up slightly, it seemed that Snape had noticed the content behind the book he gave him.
It was a private product specially customized for him.
When he was in school, he discovered one of the biggest characteristics of Hogwarts Potions class - luxury!
That's right, luxury!
Let people who have never dealt with any materials, use those potion materials to practice from the beginning, and there are many precious materials among them.
Tsk tsk, Potions class is really rich.
Of course, he didn't reject this extravagant style when he was in school. After all, many ingredients in Potions were edible.
As long as he can withstand Professor Snape's poisonous tongue, even if the potion is not cooked well in this class, he can still harvest a lot of ingredients.
At the same time, he also discovered that many of the ingredients in the Potions class...the way the medicinal materials are processed is similar to the preparation of traditional oriental cooking.
Boiling, brewing, boiling paste and so on.
There is also learning to control civil and military fire, and slowly waiting for bursts of fragrance to float out of the crucible. Of course, not all potions brewed taste good.
That's why, several times, he would unknowingly boil the potion into soup or something like that.
Compared to the failures of other students, he is already very good. After all, not everyone can still eat potions after they fail.
In particular, Professor Snape often made his students drink their own potions.Therefore, it is an advantage to be able to eat it.
far away...
He mixed in the book with bootlegs, trying to guide Snape to make some reforms in Potions.
For example, use a large number of ingredients to replace some similar medicinal materials, and let the students practice the ingredients...how to deal with medicinal materials.
Or let them learn to cook various soups?Practice how to control the fire.
In short, the advantage of doing this is that there will be less medicinal materials wasted in potions class.
The corresponding expenses will be less.
If you use ingredients instead, the kitchen will help you purchase more ingredients.
And the food procurement funds for the kitchen are arranged through Hufflepuff, so it means that Hufflepuff will have more funds.
He still remembers the time when he graduated and was about to leave.
Professor Sprout quietly summoned Muggle-born poor or orphaned wizards among the Hufflepuff graduates into his office.
Ask and be willing to provide them with a basic fee for living and surviving in the wizarding world.
At that time, Douglas knew that the professor did this almost every year.
A large sum of money is distributed every time, accounting for almost half of her annual salary (Hufflepuff students are the most among the four colleges.)
At the same time, she also refused those wizards who had just guaranteed their lives and returned the money.
In her words: I would rather see these Galleons, if they can help you live a better life, that is the best reward for me.
Of course, there are also some well-born who will donate some funds to Hufflepuff through the school board.
But there are very few Muggle-born Hufflepuff wizards like Douglas who can save a lot of money in just a few years.
The reason was when he offered to donate a broomstick worth more than 1 Galleons.
Professor Sprout did not refuse,
It's because she knows that Douglas is not the kind of person who slaps a swollen face to pretend to be fat.
Again, all in honor of Hufflepuff!
