Chapter 259 God Doesn't Lie
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Dong Yuan
Satan was almost scared to pee, so he reprimanded sharply: "You idiot, he will hear you shouting so loudly."
General: "..."
What do you mean?
Don't you want him to hear it?
"Okay, you guys go back quickly." Satan said angrily.
"Then, let's take our leave first, and the earth is in your care, Mr. Satan." The general said hastily.
"Go, go, tell the reporter, I, Mr. Satan, will definitely achieve peace on earth." Satan waved his hand.
The plane took off and left the scene shortly thereafter.
Satan found a branch to cover his body, and walked cautiously towards Buu's house.
Satan first threw a stone at Buu's house.
Hmm, nothing happened.
Maybe not at home?
Satan quietly came to the door of the house and looked inside.
Sure enough, he was not at home.
"Hmph ha ha!" Satan punched and kicked Buu's house.
Hahaha, so enjoyable.
"Hahaha, Majin Buu, are you scared? You're not at home! What a coincidence I came, so I had to go back." Satan laughed loudly, "Hahaha, idiot, you ugly bastard, your name sounds like fart."
"Whoa..."
Just after Satan finished speaking, he suddenly heard a movement from his side.
Satan was scared out of his wits.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Buu! I was farting just now, please forgive me, I respect you very much." Satan knelt down.
Immediately afterwards, Satan looked down and found that what appeared next to him was actually a small lizard.
Satan: "..."
You are so special!
I trampled you, trampled you, trampled you little thing!
You scared the hell out of me.
"Hello."
At this time, a voice suddenly sounded from the roof.
Satan was stunned at the time, and looked up at Majin Buu standing on the roof.
"Snapped!"
Buu fell from the sky and landed opposite Satan.
"Hello, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Satan hurriedly saluted.
"What should I turn you into? Snacks or chocolate or biscuits?" Buu pondered.
"No no no! Please wait a moment! Mr. Majin Buu, I have a gift for you." Satan quickly turned around and opened the small bag he was carrying, and handed him a box of chocolates, "It's not a good thing, it's just a thought."
"I don't want bad things, I want to kill you!" Buu said.
"No... I was just saying it politely, this is high-end chocolate, try it quickly." Satan was startled, and hurriedly responded.
"Chocolate?" Buu was stunned, "What is advanced?"
"It means that the price is expensive but the taste is delicious." Satan explained.
Buu took a sip and felt pretty good.
Satan had a nervous expression on his face.
I put poison in it.
You are dead!
"Well, it's delicious." Buu's face was full of excitement, "It's much more delicious than chocolate made by people."
"Really?" Satan was stunned.
Can't this die?
this monster.
"This is the second gift, a pocket game console!" Satan took out a game console and handed it to Buu.
Buu looked confused.
"This is how to play, you see, defeat the enemy in this way." Satan demonstrated.
"I'll give it a try..." Buu controlled the game console, and quickly lost his patience, with white smoke coming out of his head, "It's too difficult..."
"Change to a simple one!" Satan was startled, and hurriedly changed to a less mentally retarded game, "How about this one? Simple, right?"
"This is also difficult!" Buu thought it was still too difficult.
However, Satan quickly distanced himself from Buu and pressed the remote control in his hand.
I am a super powerful bomb.
go to hell!
"Boom!"
The bomb exploded.
"Well, this game console is quite interesting." Buu smiled happily.
Satan: "..."
"Ahem, thank you for the compliment." Satan wanted to cry.
It's over, I can't beat him anymore.
"You are very interesting, just be my slave." Buu said to Satan.
"Hey? Thank you." Satan responded quickly.
Buu ripped open his shorts and pulled out a handful of candy from his crotch.
"This is candy made by humans, you can eat it." Buu handed the candy to Satan.
Satan: "..."
You are so special!
Where did you get the candy?
Also, it's a human-turned-candy!
However, Satan dare not not eat.
Satan ate only one candy.
"Yeah, it tastes good, really delicious." Satan said insincerely, and then suddenly pointed to the distance, "Look! UFO!"
Buu looked in the direction Satan was pointing.
Satan hastily spat out the candy in his mouth.
"What?" Buu was stunned.
"There seemed to be someone over there just now." Satan scratched his head.
"call out!"
Buu ejected an energy bomb from his hand, directly turning that area into flat ground.
Satan was so frightened that he almost lost his soul.
This guy is horrible.
"Hahaha, as expected of Mr. Buu!" Satan laughed dryly and clapped vigorously, "It's so majestic!"
"Hey." Buu also had a proud expression on his face.
"If you want, let's take a photo together as a souvenir." Satan suggested.
……
Realm of the King of Gods.
Sun Wukong rested for a while in his temporary villa, and then went to find his son Gohan again.
Luo Tian didn't come this time.
"Lord Kaiwangshen, it has been so long, has Gohan's potential ability not been channeled out yet?" Sun Wukong asked.
"I think it's okay...it should be soon..." Kaiwangshen murmured, then glanced at Brian who was still in a coma, and said with a smile, "After all, the old ancestor should be in a hurry..."
"Again, is she really the number one beauty in the universe?" Sun Wukong walked over and looked at Brian silently.
Can't see it at all.
"Of course she is the number one beauty in the universe! It's just that your aesthetics are different from ours." Kaiwangshen said with a smile, "I'm a little moved just looking at it."
"Me too..." Jebbit responded.
Sun Wukong: "..."
Even Jabbit said so...
What does it mean?
How beautiful this girl is...
I can't see anything anyway.
Look at the old world king god, who is dozing there.
"Ah... my lord, the old world king god!" Son Gohan exclaimed.
"Hoo hoo... hoo hoo..." The old king of the world seemed to be asleep.
"Hey, Old World King God!" Son Gohan shouted hastily.
"What? What's the matter?" The Old World King God opened his eyes.
"You fell asleep just now..." Sun Wuhan said.
"Nonsense! Can I fall asleep? I've always been awake!" Old Kai Wangshen replied.
Sun Gohan: "..."
"From a layman's point of view, Kaiwangshen would never lie!" the old Kaiwangshen corrected.
General: "..."
What do you mean?
Don't you want him to hear it?
"Okay, you guys go back quickly." Satan said angrily.
"Then, let's take our leave first, and the earth is in your care, Mr. Satan." The general said hastily.
"Go, go, tell the reporter, I, Mr. Satan, will definitely achieve peace on earth." Satan waved his hand.
The plane took off and left the scene shortly thereafter.
Satan found a branch to cover his body, and walked cautiously towards Buu's house.
Satan first threw a stone at Buu's house.
Hmm, nothing happened.
Maybe not at home?
Satan quietly came to the door of the house and looked inside.
Sure enough, he was not at home.
"Hmph ha ha!" Satan punched and kicked Buu's house.
Hahaha, so enjoyable.
"Hahaha, Majin Buu, are you scared? You're not at home! What a coincidence I came, so I had to go back." Satan laughed loudly, "Hahaha, idiot, you ugly bastard, your name sounds like fart."
"Whoa..."
Just after Satan finished speaking, he suddenly heard a movement from his side.
Satan was scared out of his wits.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Buu! I was farting just now, please forgive me, I respect you very much." Satan knelt down.
Immediately afterwards, Satan looked down and found that what appeared next to him was actually a small lizard.
Satan: "..."
You are so special!
I trampled you, trampled you, trampled you little thing!
You scared the hell out of me.
"Hello."
At this time, a voice suddenly sounded from the roof.
Satan was stunned at the time, and looked up at Majin Buu standing on the roof.
"Snapped!"
Buu fell from the sky and landed opposite Satan.
"Hello, it's the first time we meet, please take care of me." Satan hurriedly saluted.
"What should I turn you into? Snacks or chocolate or biscuits?" Buu pondered.
"No no no! Please wait a moment! Mr. Majin Buu, I have a gift for you." Satan quickly turned around and opened the small bag he was carrying, and handed him a box of chocolates, "It's not a good thing, it's just a thought."
"I don't want bad things, I want to kill you!" Buu said.
"No... I was just saying it politely, this is high-end chocolate, try it quickly." Satan was startled, and hurriedly responded.
"Chocolate?" Buu was stunned, "What is advanced?"
"It means that the price is expensive but the taste is delicious." Satan explained.
Buu took a sip and felt pretty good.
Satan had a nervous expression on his face.
I put poison in it.
You are dead!
"Well, it's delicious." Buu's face was full of excitement, "It's much more delicious than chocolate made by people."
"Really?" Satan was stunned.
Can't this die?
this monster.
"This is the second gift, a pocket game console!" Satan took out a game console and handed it to Buu.
Buu looked confused.
"This is how to play, you see, defeat the enemy in this way." Satan demonstrated.
"I'll give it a try..." Buu controlled the game console, and quickly lost his patience, with white smoke coming out of his head, "It's too difficult..."
"Change to a simple one!" Satan was startled, and hurriedly changed to a less mentally retarded game, "How about this one? Simple, right?"
"This is also difficult!" Buu thought it was still too difficult.
However, Satan quickly distanced himself from Buu and pressed the remote control in his hand.
I am a super powerful bomb.
go to hell!
"Boom!"
The bomb exploded.
"Well, this game console is quite interesting." Buu smiled happily.
Satan: "..."
"Ahem, thank you for the compliment." Satan wanted to cry.
It's over, I can't beat him anymore.
"You are very interesting, just be my slave." Buu said to Satan.
"Hey? Thank you." Satan responded quickly.
Buu ripped open his shorts and pulled out a handful of candy from his crotch.
"This is candy made by humans, you can eat it." Buu handed the candy to Satan.
Satan: "..."
You are so special!
Where did you get the candy?
Also, it's a human-turned-candy!
However, Satan dare not not eat.
Satan ate only one candy.
"Yeah, it tastes good, really delicious." Satan said insincerely, and then suddenly pointed to the distance, "Look! UFO!"
Buu looked in the direction Satan was pointing.
Satan hastily spat out the candy in his mouth.
"What?" Buu was stunned.
"There seemed to be someone over there just now." Satan scratched his head.
"call out!"
Buu ejected an energy bomb from his hand, directly turning that area into flat ground.
Satan was so frightened that he almost lost his soul.
This guy is horrible.
"Hahaha, as expected of Mr. Buu!" Satan laughed dryly and clapped vigorously, "It's so majestic!"
"Hey." Buu also had a proud expression on his face.
"If you want, let's take a photo together as a souvenir." Satan suggested.
……
Realm of the King of Gods.
Sun Wukong rested for a while in his temporary villa, and then went to find his son Gohan again.
Luo Tian didn't come this time.
"Lord Kaiwangshen, it has been so long, has Gohan's potential ability not been channeled out yet?" Sun Wukong asked.
"I think it's okay...it should be soon..." Kaiwangshen murmured, then glanced at Brian who was still in a coma, and said with a smile, "After all, the old ancestor should be in a hurry..."
"Again, is she really the number one beauty in the universe?" Sun Wukong walked over and looked at Brian silently.
Can't see it at all.
"Of course she is the number one beauty in the universe! It's just that your aesthetics are different from ours." Kaiwangshen said with a smile, "I'm a little moved just looking at it."
"Me too..." Jebbit responded.
Sun Wukong: "..."
Even Jabbit said so...
What does it mean?
How beautiful this girl is...
I can't see anything anyway.
Look at the old world king god, who is dozing there.
"Ah... my lord, the old world king god!" Son Gohan exclaimed.
"Hoo hoo... hoo hoo..." The old king of the world seemed to be asleep.
"Hey, Old World King God!" Son Gohan shouted hastily.
"What? What's the matter?" The Old World King God opened his eyes.
"You fell asleep just now..." Sun Wuhan said.
"Nonsense! Can I fall asleep? I've always been awake!" Old Kai Wangshen replied.
Sun Gohan: "..."
"From a layman's point of view, Kaiwangshen would never lie!" the old Kaiwangshen corrected.
