Chapter 1 Happy Birthday to You
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Chu Ni Fan Wan
July 1987, 11, London.
An unremarkable autumn day.
Sun Zhu was woken up by his cheap father.
"Get up soon, Ah Zhu, do you still remember what day it is today! Don't sleep in anymore!"
Sun Zhu struggled a few times, but got up resignedly.At this time, the time on the pocket watch stopped at exactly seven o'clock.
Please, this body is just a ten-year-old girl, at the age of lethargy, what can I do without getting up early.
Sun Zhu scratched her hair a little depressed, and the mirror on the bedside table reflected her appearance.
A pair of black and bright almond eyes, a head of smooth black hair that was lying on the bed, and obvious yellow skin.Although she was considered fairer, her skin color was clearly different from that of a real Caucasian.
When Sun Zhushang was still hugging the quilt and sitting on the bed to wake up, a crisp ding-dong sound suddenly appeared in her consciousness, scaring away the sleepy people.
"Good morning, host, today is the tenth anniversary of your coming to this text world. Let me sing a song for you in your native language, Happy Birthday. Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~~"
"Oh, stop! stop! stop!"
Sun Zhu's scalp tingled when he heard it.
So, today is her "birthday".
"System, didn't I say, you should use English when you talk to me, do as the Romans do."
"Host, I have detected your growing homesickness, and I will sing for you in Chinese to comfort you." The polite mechanical voice said without any haste.
"Oh? In that case, I also want to sing a song for you in Chinese."
"That would be my honor." The system's gentle mechanical sound rarely contained a trace of fluctuation.
"Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm..."
Sorry, I forgot later.
Sun Zhu spread his hands helplessly, resigned to his fate and put on his clothes.
But the system obviously didn't understand her contempt, and was a little excited instead.
"Host, with your encouragement and trust, I am more confident to bring you better services and help you complete your mission."
Which of your ears can tell that I trust you?
Sun Zhu, who had already put on his clothes and began to wash, sighed and said, "I'm also looking forward to it, Xiao Tong. But what are your basic functions, I forgot."
"Elixir talismans, imperial sword formations, heart secrets... whatever you think, everything I can do, I have everything!"
"Well said!" Sun Zhu exclaimed without sincerity, "Then may I ask, do you still remember the name of this text world?"
The system is rarely stuck: "..."Harry Potter""
"So, what can your fencing and magic circle do for me in London? Can it be used to attack Hogwarts?"
"……cannot."
Having said that, why did the host attack Hogwarts?
"Since this is the case, don't show your presence in front of me. You have a fantasy cultivation system, and you have found the wrong host."
Sun Zhu let out a long sigh again, it feels really uncomfortable to have golden fingers but not be able to use them.
She was originally an ordinary social animal in Huaxia in the 21st century. After she accidentally died of overtime work, she was bound to an inexplicable system, saying that she was required to go to a specific text world to complete tasks and enjoy another life.
At that time, her consciousness was in chaos, and she only remembered that the mechanical voice confidently said that she was the best performance auxiliary system.
"It only needs a little time and a little effort from you. With my help and guidance, you will not encounter difficulties in the text world."
Sun Zhu believed in its evil, but at that time she didn't have the energy to distinguish it, thinking that everything was an illusion after death.
It wasn't until she found out that she was born into a Chinese family in London with the memory of her previous life that she believed that all this was true.
After washing, she braided herself in front of the full-length mirror. She braided her shiny black hair into two braids, neatly placed on her shoulders, and tied two cat hair ties at the end.Preparations for breakfast are complete.
"Host, please trust me. Although there was a little accident during the matching, the basic modules to assist you in doing tasks are still there. As long as you enter the text plot block in the future, I can still help."
"Then I'm looking forward to it, Xiaotong."
Sun Zhu went downstairs to his restaurant while talking to the cheating system in his consciousness without emotion.
Sun Zhengxing has already prepared breakfast.In addition to the regular meat, egg and milk, there is actually warm millet porridge.
"Good morning, little Azhu. Did you sleep well last night?" He gave Sun Zhu a resounding good morning kiss on the cheek, pulled away the stool beside her and sat down.
"It's not bad, Dad." Sun Zhu raised a smiling face, and then carefully drank the porridge.
"I didn't expect that Dad actually brought porridge." She was a little surprised.Although she has been here for ten years, she still has a Chinese stomach in essence. Although meat, egg and milk are nutritious, she really misses millet porridge.
"It's not a difficult task. It's the right thing for any father to get something to eat for his good daughter." Seeing her sipping porridge, Sun Zhengxing happily took a cup of hot milk.
"By the way, Ah Zhu, let's see what Dad has prepared for you."
Sun Zhu looked up, only to see her dad pull out a pink cube box from a purse that was at least ten inches in size.
Could it be the legendary, traceless stretching technique?If I remember correctly, this can't be used on personal items.
As an official of the Ministry of Magic, it is impossible for Dad not to know this.In addition, he certainly didn't know that his ten-year-old daughter knew it too.
But it looks really useful.She remembered the magic animal expert Newt Scamander's box in the movie she watched in her previous life, which was many times more powerful than her dad's wallet.
Coach, I want to learn this!
Sun Zhengxing, who didn't know that he had been caught by his daughter, was a little excited. He said to his daughter after finishing the porridge, "Happy birthday, my sweetheart, little Azhu, don't you want to see what gifts are inside?"
Sun Zhu wiped his mouth, and opened the pink box with a bow under Sun Zhengxing's expectant gaze.
Inside is a music box made into the shape of a bunny. Touch the ears of the bunny, and the bunny will sing.
"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~~"
"..."
It's also Chinese, and it's not much better than the system.
"Pfft." She seemed to hear the system's gentle and slightly suppressed laughter.
"How is it? Do you like it? It's hard to find a music box that can sing Chinese..." Sun Zhengxing's voice sounded uncertain.
Sun Zhu quickly regained consciousness, and raised a sincere smile: "I like it so much, dear dad, I must be the happiest kid in London today."
Well, this rabbit music box is a bit naive for a ten-year-old girl, but it is just right for her aunt who is over 30 years old after two lives.
"Great, as long as you like it. Dad is going to take you out to play today. I specially asked for leave."
Seeing his daughter buying it, Sun Zhengxing was relieved.
"Where are you going?"
"Take you to visit a friend of Dad's. He has a little girl who is about your age at home. Maybe you can become friends."
An unremarkable autumn day.
Sun Zhu was woken up by his cheap father.
"Get up soon, Ah Zhu, do you still remember what day it is today! Don't sleep in anymore!"
Sun Zhu struggled a few times, but got up resignedly.At this time, the time on the pocket watch stopped at exactly seven o'clock.
Please, this body is just a ten-year-old girl, at the age of lethargy, what can I do without getting up early.
Sun Zhu scratched her hair a little depressed, and the mirror on the bedside table reflected her appearance.
A pair of black and bright almond eyes, a head of smooth black hair that was lying on the bed, and obvious yellow skin.Although she was considered fairer, her skin color was clearly different from that of a real Caucasian.
When Sun Zhushang was still hugging the quilt and sitting on the bed to wake up, a crisp ding-dong sound suddenly appeared in her consciousness, scaring away the sleepy people.
"Good morning, host, today is the tenth anniversary of your coming to this text world. Let me sing a song for you in your native language, Happy Birthday. Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~~"
"Oh, stop! stop! stop!"
Sun Zhu's scalp tingled when he heard it.
So, today is her "birthday".
"System, didn't I say, you should use English when you talk to me, do as the Romans do."
"Host, I have detected your growing homesickness, and I will sing for you in Chinese to comfort you." The polite mechanical voice said without any haste.
"Oh? In that case, I also want to sing a song for you in Chinese."
"That would be my honor." The system's gentle mechanical sound rarely contained a trace of fluctuation.
"Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm..."
Sorry, I forgot later.
Sun Zhu spread his hands helplessly, resigned to his fate and put on his clothes.
But the system obviously didn't understand her contempt, and was a little excited instead.
"Host, with your encouragement and trust, I am more confident to bring you better services and help you complete your mission."
Which of your ears can tell that I trust you?
Sun Zhu, who had already put on his clothes and began to wash, sighed and said, "I'm also looking forward to it, Xiao Tong. But what are your basic functions, I forgot."
"Elixir talismans, imperial sword formations, heart secrets... whatever you think, everything I can do, I have everything!"
"Well said!" Sun Zhu exclaimed without sincerity, "Then may I ask, do you still remember the name of this text world?"
The system is rarely stuck: "..."Harry Potter""
"So, what can your fencing and magic circle do for me in London? Can it be used to attack Hogwarts?"
"……cannot."
Having said that, why did the host attack Hogwarts?
"Since this is the case, don't show your presence in front of me. You have a fantasy cultivation system, and you have found the wrong host."
Sun Zhu let out a long sigh again, it feels really uncomfortable to have golden fingers but not be able to use them.
She was originally an ordinary social animal in Huaxia in the 21st century. After she accidentally died of overtime work, she was bound to an inexplicable system, saying that she was required to go to a specific text world to complete tasks and enjoy another life.
At that time, her consciousness was in chaos, and she only remembered that the mechanical voice confidently said that she was the best performance auxiliary system.
"It only needs a little time and a little effort from you. With my help and guidance, you will not encounter difficulties in the text world."
Sun Zhu believed in its evil, but at that time she didn't have the energy to distinguish it, thinking that everything was an illusion after death.
It wasn't until she found out that she was born into a Chinese family in London with the memory of her previous life that she believed that all this was true.
After washing, she braided herself in front of the full-length mirror. She braided her shiny black hair into two braids, neatly placed on her shoulders, and tied two cat hair ties at the end.Preparations for breakfast are complete.
"Host, please trust me. Although there was a little accident during the matching, the basic modules to assist you in doing tasks are still there. As long as you enter the text plot block in the future, I can still help."
"Then I'm looking forward to it, Xiaotong."
Sun Zhu went downstairs to his restaurant while talking to the cheating system in his consciousness without emotion.
Sun Zhengxing has already prepared breakfast.In addition to the regular meat, egg and milk, there is actually warm millet porridge.
"Good morning, little Azhu. Did you sleep well last night?" He gave Sun Zhu a resounding good morning kiss on the cheek, pulled away the stool beside her and sat down.
"It's not bad, Dad." Sun Zhu raised a smiling face, and then carefully drank the porridge.
"I didn't expect that Dad actually brought porridge." She was a little surprised.Although she has been here for ten years, she still has a Chinese stomach in essence. Although meat, egg and milk are nutritious, she really misses millet porridge.
"It's not a difficult task. It's the right thing for any father to get something to eat for his good daughter." Seeing her sipping porridge, Sun Zhengxing happily took a cup of hot milk.
"By the way, Ah Zhu, let's see what Dad has prepared for you."
Sun Zhu looked up, only to see her dad pull out a pink cube box from a purse that was at least ten inches in size.
Could it be the legendary, traceless stretching technique?If I remember correctly, this can't be used on personal items.
As an official of the Ministry of Magic, it is impossible for Dad not to know this.In addition, he certainly didn't know that his ten-year-old daughter knew it too.
But it looks really useful.She remembered the magic animal expert Newt Scamander's box in the movie she watched in her previous life, which was many times more powerful than her dad's wallet.
Coach, I want to learn this!
Sun Zhengxing, who didn't know that he had been caught by his daughter, was a little excited. He said to his daughter after finishing the porridge, "Happy birthday, my sweetheart, little Azhu, don't you want to see what gifts are inside?"
Sun Zhu wiped his mouth, and opened the pink box with a bow under Sun Zhengxing's expectant gaze.
Inside is a music box made into the shape of a bunny. Touch the ears of the bunny, and the bunny will sing.
"Happy birthday to you~Happy birthday to you~~"
"..."
It's also Chinese, and it's not much better than the system.
"Pfft." She seemed to hear the system's gentle and slightly suppressed laughter.
"How is it? Do you like it? It's hard to find a music box that can sing Chinese..." Sun Zhengxing's voice sounded uncertain.
Sun Zhu quickly regained consciousness, and raised a sincere smile: "I like it so much, dear dad, I must be the happiest kid in London today."
Well, this rabbit music box is a bit naive for a ten-year-old girl, but it is just right for her aunt who is over 30 years old after two lives.
"Great, as long as you like it. Dad is going to take you out to play today. I specially asked for leave."
Seeing his daughter buying it, Sun Zhengxing was relieved.
"Where are you going?"
"Take you to visit a friend of Dad's. He has a little girl who is about your age at home. Maybe you can become friends."
