Chapter 125 Street Interview
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Mo Bi Mei Le Mo
Jiang Lang looked at the taillights of the taxi going away, and murmured.
"Su...what's the matter?"
He shrugged, without thinking about it.
Anyway, I added WeChat, and I can also ask on my mobile phone at that time.
I took a taxi on the side of the road and planned to go to Yangcheng Airport first and find a hotel to open a room for one night.
Because the latest flight from Yangcheng to Shanghai is at 07:30 in the evening, and there are no planes now.
After opening the room, Jiang Lang saw that it was still early and he was a little hungry.
So I went downstairs to find a place to hold a tooth-making ceremony.
Just right, there is a snack street near the hotel.
With empty hands, he swayed slowly.
In the snack street, there is a lot of traffic, densely packed, people are everywhere!
The streets are bustling, with a dazzling array of goods, dazzling and dizzying, and the sound of hawking and chattering can be heard one after another.
The tangy fragrance is even more memorable.
He ordered a bowl of noodles, plus a lot of grilled skewers, and sat at the stall to enjoy the food.
Watching the people coming and going on the street, he suddenly felt a sense of comfort.
seemingly...
It seemed like he hadn't relaxed like this in a long time.
I thought that when I was rich, I should spend my life drinking and drinking every day, surrounded by beautiful women, and had countless younger brothers.
Can...
For a while, he was either doing this or that, and he didn't have a few days of leisure anyway.
I always feel busier than before, I don't even have time to play games, it's a crime!
At this time.
Not far away, a little girl in suspenders walked up, holding a microphone, chatting up passers-by on the street, and standing next to him was a man in a mask who kept taking pictures with his mobile phone,
Jiang Lang glanced at it, then looked away.
This can be regarded as the birth of live broadcast and short video culture, a kind of alternative street interview.
Different from traditional street interviews, this one is mainly funny and tricky.
but...
Playing this kind of game, there are a lot of tricks, and sometimes it is unavoidable to be tricked by passers-by, and there are many famous scenes.
After Jiang Lang glanced at it, he hurriedly looked away.
He is not very interested in this kind of street interview.
However, sometimes it's just that weird.
The more things you don't want, the easier it is to happen.
Just like in class, when the teacher called by name to answer questions, he obviously lowered his head and prayed in his heart not to get caught.
But the more you think about it, the easier it is to be drawn.
Everyone is numb...
"Handsome guy~ can I interview you?" A sweet voice rang in my ear.
Jiang Lang frowned, put down the bowl and chopsticks lightly, raised his eyes to look at the other party, and said lightly: "Yes."
Now that he has been selected, he is idle anyway, so why not see what the other party wants to do.
The hostess was slightly stunned. She was on the street just now, looking at the back of the other party, she felt that the other party had a good temperament, and he must be a handsome guy.
She didn't expect that she really guessed it, and it was even more outstanding than she expected. .
The eyes are slender, with a touch of sadness, the lips are thin, and the thin face is as if it has been chiseled by a knife and an axe. It is angular and extremely handsome.
Like a sickly beautiful boy.
but...
As long as you look at the other person's figure, you won't think so.
The thin white shirt was bulging with muscles, maybe because he was too hot, he fished up the sleeves, the muscle lines on the forearm were obvious, under the delicate collarbone, the broad pectoral muscles could be vaguely seen.
Contrast!
Full contrast!
One second, he was a little milk dog waiting to be fed, and the next second, he became a wild wolf actively looking for milk.
At the same time, the masked man's phone was aimed at Jiang Lang.
Immediately.
The entire live broadcast room seemed to be exploding, and the screen was swiped by barrages one after another.
"Wow~ This guy is so handsome!"
"Honey~ I finally found you!"
"Xiao Lang hoof~ I'm going to die, don't snatch me!"
"This face, this figure, this male dog's waist... are simply the best in the world! It will definitely make people so excited that they can't get out of bed!"
"Anchor, please ask, what's the name of the little brother?"
"..."
"Hey~ why are you in a daze? Why don't you ask!" Jiang Lang looked at the glistening saliva flowing from the corner of the female anchor's mouth, the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, and said impatiently.
The hostess reacted and smiled sarcastically:
She glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and pursed her lips: "Handsome guy~ Can I ask your name first?"
Jiang Lang raised his eyebrows and said, "Just call me a prodigal son."
The female anchor nodded, with a serious expression on her face. As a female anchor interviewing on the street, she must not forget her business, and she still has some professionalism.
"The first question, the green hill outside the mountain, the building outside the building, how do you rhyme the next sentence?"
Jiang Lang's eyes lit up, and he blurted out, "Wash your feet and massage to the second floor!"
In the live broadcast room, Wei Wei paused for a second before being swiped by question marks.
"?"
"??"
"I'll go~ This big brother is too talented!"
"What the hell~ wash your feet and massage and go up to the second floor!"
"..."
"Second question, do you have a baby name?" The female anchor was also stunned for a moment, trying to hold back her laughter.
Jiang Lang wondered, "Baby name? What is a baby name?"
"It's what you feed on, what do others call you?"
Jiang Lang scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "You all call me, dead ghost~"
In the live broadcast room, laughter continued again and again.
"???"
"When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that I think you have a problem!"
"I wipe it! I laughed so hard!"
"It's funny~ this brother!"
"..."
The female anchor took a deep breath and cast a blank look at Jiang Lang.
"The third question, which side do you think suffers more when a man and a woman live together?"
"Eh~ the man!" Jiang Lang hesitated for a moment, but he still spoke.
To be honest, he doesn't like this question. Now that the conflict between men and women is so serious, it is easy to be exposed by the Internet if you are not careful!
The hostess asked in surprise, "Why?"
There was a wicked smile on the corner of Jiang Lang's mouth: "Because, the man contributes both money and energy!"
The female anchor retorted without thinking: "Why, women also contribute money. As for contribution, why do boys contribute..."
Halfway through the speech, she saw Jiang Lang's swearing eyes, and immediately reacted, her face turned "shua~" and turned extremely red.
As for the barrage in the live broadcast room, it paused for a second, and then began to refresh the screen again.
"It's so annoying, I really don't want to be a girl who understands in seconds!"
"Daba~ You can't be shy!"
"I love it even more. My little brother looks serious, but I didn't expect him to be so coquettish!"
The female anchor patted her chest, implying that she should hold her breath.
She is a street interviewer with professionalism.
"Last question, how do you reduce the troubles in your life?"
"Uh~ don't get into disputes with stupid people."
"I don't think you're right~ because, look..."
"Yes, yes, what you said is correct!" After finishing speaking, Jiang Lang put down his chopsticks, turned around and left without dragging his feet.
The female anchor, who was left in a daze, looked at him stupidly.
At this moment, the burst of laughter in the live broadcast room finally reached its climax...
"Su...what's the matter?"
He shrugged, without thinking about it.
Anyway, I added WeChat, and I can also ask on my mobile phone at that time.
I took a taxi on the side of the road and planned to go to Yangcheng Airport first and find a hotel to open a room for one night.
Because the latest flight from Yangcheng to Shanghai is at 07:30 in the evening, and there are no planes now.
After opening the room, Jiang Lang saw that it was still early and he was a little hungry.
So I went downstairs to find a place to hold a tooth-making ceremony.
Just right, there is a snack street near the hotel.
With empty hands, he swayed slowly.
In the snack street, there is a lot of traffic, densely packed, people are everywhere!
The streets are bustling, with a dazzling array of goods, dazzling and dizzying, and the sound of hawking and chattering can be heard one after another.
The tangy fragrance is even more memorable.
He ordered a bowl of noodles, plus a lot of grilled skewers, and sat at the stall to enjoy the food.
Watching the people coming and going on the street, he suddenly felt a sense of comfort.
seemingly...
It seemed like he hadn't relaxed like this in a long time.
I thought that when I was rich, I should spend my life drinking and drinking every day, surrounded by beautiful women, and had countless younger brothers.
Can...
For a while, he was either doing this or that, and he didn't have a few days of leisure anyway.
I always feel busier than before, I don't even have time to play games, it's a crime!
At this time.
Not far away, a little girl in suspenders walked up, holding a microphone, chatting up passers-by on the street, and standing next to him was a man in a mask who kept taking pictures with his mobile phone,
Jiang Lang glanced at it, then looked away.
This can be regarded as the birth of live broadcast and short video culture, a kind of alternative street interview.
Different from traditional street interviews, this one is mainly funny and tricky.
but...
Playing this kind of game, there are a lot of tricks, and sometimes it is unavoidable to be tricked by passers-by, and there are many famous scenes.
After Jiang Lang glanced at it, he hurriedly looked away.
He is not very interested in this kind of street interview.
However, sometimes it's just that weird.
The more things you don't want, the easier it is to happen.
Just like in class, when the teacher called by name to answer questions, he obviously lowered his head and prayed in his heart not to get caught.
But the more you think about it, the easier it is to be drawn.
Everyone is numb...
"Handsome guy~ can I interview you?" A sweet voice rang in my ear.
Jiang Lang frowned, put down the bowl and chopsticks lightly, raised his eyes to look at the other party, and said lightly: "Yes."
Now that he has been selected, he is idle anyway, so why not see what the other party wants to do.
The hostess was slightly stunned. She was on the street just now, looking at the back of the other party, she felt that the other party had a good temperament, and he must be a handsome guy.
She didn't expect that she really guessed it, and it was even more outstanding than she expected. .
The eyes are slender, with a touch of sadness, the lips are thin, and the thin face is as if it has been chiseled by a knife and an axe. It is angular and extremely handsome.
Like a sickly beautiful boy.
but...
As long as you look at the other person's figure, you won't think so.
The thin white shirt was bulging with muscles, maybe because he was too hot, he fished up the sleeves, the muscle lines on the forearm were obvious, under the delicate collarbone, the broad pectoral muscles could be vaguely seen.
Contrast!
Full contrast!
One second, he was a little milk dog waiting to be fed, and the next second, he became a wild wolf actively looking for milk.
At the same time, the masked man's phone was aimed at Jiang Lang.
Immediately.
The entire live broadcast room seemed to be exploding, and the screen was swiped by barrages one after another.
"Wow~ This guy is so handsome!"
"Honey~ I finally found you!"
"Xiao Lang hoof~ I'm going to die, don't snatch me!"
"This face, this figure, this male dog's waist... are simply the best in the world! It will definitely make people so excited that they can't get out of bed!"
"Anchor, please ask, what's the name of the little brother?"
"..."
"Hey~ why are you in a daze? Why don't you ask!" Jiang Lang looked at the glistening saliva flowing from the corner of the female anchor's mouth, the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, and said impatiently.
The hostess reacted and smiled sarcastically:
She glanced at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room, and pursed her lips: "Handsome guy~ Can I ask your name first?"
Jiang Lang raised his eyebrows and said, "Just call me a prodigal son."
The female anchor nodded, with a serious expression on her face. As a female anchor interviewing on the street, she must not forget her business, and she still has some professionalism.
"The first question, the green hill outside the mountain, the building outside the building, how do you rhyme the next sentence?"
Jiang Lang's eyes lit up, and he blurted out, "Wash your feet and massage to the second floor!"
In the live broadcast room, Wei Wei paused for a second before being swiped by question marks.
"?"
"??"
"I'll go~ This big brother is too talented!"
"What the hell~ wash your feet and massage and go up to the second floor!"
"..."
"Second question, do you have a baby name?" The female anchor was also stunned for a moment, trying to hold back her laughter.
Jiang Lang wondered, "Baby name? What is a baby name?"
"It's what you feed on, what do others call you?"
Jiang Lang scratched his head, and said with some embarrassment: "You all call me, dead ghost~"
In the live broadcast room, laughter continued again and again.
"???"
"When I put a question mark, it's not that I have a problem, it's that I think you have a problem!"
"I wipe it! I laughed so hard!"
"It's funny~ this brother!"
"..."
The female anchor took a deep breath and cast a blank look at Jiang Lang.
"The third question, which side do you think suffers more when a man and a woman live together?"
"Eh~ the man!" Jiang Lang hesitated for a moment, but he still spoke.
To be honest, he doesn't like this question. Now that the conflict between men and women is so serious, it is easy to be exposed by the Internet if you are not careful!
The hostess asked in surprise, "Why?"
There was a wicked smile on the corner of Jiang Lang's mouth: "Because, the man contributes both money and energy!"
The female anchor retorted without thinking: "Why, women also contribute money. As for contribution, why do boys contribute..."
Halfway through the speech, she saw Jiang Lang's swearing eyes, and immediately reacted, her face turned "shua~" and turned extremely red.
As for the barrage in the live broadcast room, it paused for a second, and then began to refresh the screen again.
"It's so annoying, I really don't want to be a girl who understands in seconds!"
"Daba~ You can't be shy!"
"I love it even more. My little brother looks serious, but I didn't expect him to be so coquettish!"
The female anchor patted her chest, implying that she should hold her breath.
She is a street interviewer with professionalism.
"Last question, how do you reduce the troubles in your life?"
"Uh~ don't get into disputes with stupid people."
"I don't think you're right~ because, look..."
"Yes, yes, what you said is correct!" After finishing speaking, Jiang Lang put down his chopsticks, turned around and left without dragging his feet.
The female anchor, who was left in a daze, looked at him stupidly.
At this moment, the burst of laughter in the live broadcast room finally reached its climax...
