Chapter 1174 Banner's Good Fortune, How to Settle the Asgardians

"What nonsense are you spouting?" Valkyrie asked with a meaningful smile. "He also has ties to wild beasts?"

"You don't know?" Loki raised an eyebrow in surprise, a smile playing on his lips. "That makes it even more interesting."

"Don't interrupt, Loki."

What exactly happened to Banner?

"He has a problem."

“A big problem,” Vostagg added seriously.

"Impossible, no one is more reliable than Banner."

“Thank you, Thor,” Banner said with relief. “I didn’t expect you to trust me so much.”

“Don’t get me wrong, the problem you’re referring to might not be the same as the problem we’re talking about,” Valkyrie explained, somewhat exasperated. “The problem we’re talking about is… luck.”

"Luck? What kind of problem is that?"

“Luck is not the problem, the problem is that he is too lucky,” Vostagg explained. “When we encounter those patrolling skeleton soldiers in the city, we have to try to avoid them, and if we can’t avoid them, we have to pick up our weapons and fight.”

"But he doesn't seem to need to face this problem; he always manages to brush past those skeleton soldiers."

As he walked down one street, a patrol of soldiers happened to turn onto another street; this wasn't just once or twice, it was several times.

"Just a coincidence!" Thor said dismissively.

“Twice.” Volstagg held up two fingers. “He was discovered twice. Once by a lone skeleton soldier. I was just about to rescue him when a flowerpot fell from upstairs and hit the skeleton on the head.”

"On another occasion, he was discovered by a patrol of skeleton soldiers."

But as the skeleton soldiers raised their swords to kill him, Loki's statue suddenly collapsed, crushing them flat.

"Wait, my statue?" Loki's lips twitched slightly. "I thought Hela had already torn it down!"

"She was dismantled, but only two legs were dismantled, and her standing posture became kneeling."

I must say, Your Highness, this suits you perfectly.

Loki clapped his hands, then walked up to Banner. "You didn't expect this, did you? I'd actually save your life this way."

"Have you forgotten something? Do I need your help?"

"Uh... never mind," Loki said awkwardly, almost forgetting that this guy also had another nickname: the Hulk.

"Even so..." Thor said somewhat uncertainly, "it's not a big deal, is it? Can't we just let others have a bit of luck?"

"Besides these, there are also..."

When he was thirsty, he could find fine wine in the houses of the residents.

When he was hungry, he would happen to come across fruit trees on the road.

When he's tired...

What happens when you're tired?

"The group of Asgardians he brought with him happened to have brought blankets, and two pretty girls massaged his shoulders and legs."

This can't be explained by luck anymore; he's simply a man favored by heaven, a chosen one.

"Banner, isn't this a bit of an exaggeration?"

“You know, I have a great boss,” Banner said bluntly.

"And then he gave you this magical...good luck?"

"How should I put it? At this stage, I have a very vivid and specific name: winner."

I can control my luck to some extent, and I can also accumulate a great deal of luck through self-discipline. This luck can help me overcome crises at crucial moments.

"Is there anything else?" Thor asked with a strange expression.

"Also, I have a good feeling about things. For example, I can sense that Asgard is being shrouded in a shadow, but it doesn't affect me much."

Besides that, I can also inflict limited bad luck on others, making them so unlucky that even drinking cold water can cause them trouble.

"Six." Thor gave a thumbs up. "If you can bring bad luck to people, then could you...?"

"No, don't even think about it." Banner refused without hesitation. "Hela's status is far above mine. To bring misfortune upon her is no different from an ant provoking an elephant."

Besides, given Aaron's relationship with Hela alone, he wouldn't allow me to do that.

"I'm not saying you should curse her now, just at a crucial moment..."

“That won’t do either.” Banner rolled his eyes at him. “I’ll say it again, Aaron will not allow me to stand against Hela.”

Besides, I've already helped you relocate the people of Asgard, isn't that enough?

"Banner, we've been through thick and thin together!"

"That's why I helped you so much. The Warriors Three of Asgard were healed using my personal funds. Otherwise, they wouldn't be standing here perfectly fine."

And besides that, can you say anything else?

“Uh… let’s talk about something else then.” Thor said with a fawning smile, “There are already quite a few Asgardians on the Monster, and we think we can move them to a safe place first.”

With fewer people, we can worry less and it will be easier to get things done.

Secondly, it also reduces risk. If we are discovered and forced into a bloody battle, we can ensure that these Asgardians will not be implicated.

Banner nodded thoughtfully. "You're right. Have you decided which planet you want to go to?"

If we're just choosing a place to settle down, I think Earth would be fine. We have acquaintances there, and temporarily settling these 100,000-plus Asgardians wouldn't be a problem.

"Haha, Earth is nice, but we have better options," Thor chuckled familiarly. "What do you think of Bohart?"

"What?"

......

"Where's your face?" Aaron slammed his hand on the table, pointing angrily at Thor and yelling, "I'm asking you, where's your face?"

Haven't I helped you enough? I helped you escape Sakaar, lent you the best spaceship in the entire universe, and even risked my life to help you relocate the people of Asgard, solving their problems of food, drink, toileting, and sleeping.

How dare you push your luck? You even want to take over my basic territory in the universe! Why don't you just fly to the moon?

"I must correct you, we are not trying to take over your territory."

"Tch! I doubt you guys have the ability."

“We just want a place to stay,” Thor said seriously. “The entire Nine Realms are Hela’s target for conquest; there is no planet that is truly safe.”

But Bohart is Gaius's territory, and considering your relationship with her, it's the safest place in the entire universe.

"Heh!" Aaron sneered disdainfully. "But there's another possibility: you've given Hela a reason, a reason to start a war with me."

"If she knew you helped us relocate the people of Asgard."

"Do you threaten me?"

"They even helped the three warriors of Asgard escape from prison."

“Foolish.” Aaron shook his head, rubbing his forehead in exasperation. “Gaius doesn’t accept threats. Banner, come with me.”

"where to?"

"Asgard, let's go see Hela and talk to her about the stupid things her idiot brother is doing."

"Huh?" Solton was stunned. "No, this..."

"Do you think she would start a war with me over such a small thing?"

"Are you looking down on her? Or on me?" Aaron said with a sneer. "You'd better evacuate the Asgardians from the ship before we get back, otherwise..."

I can't guarantee what will happen to them.

"No, wait, I was wrong." Thor hurriedly stopped Aaron. "I was really wrong, I apologize."

Please give me another chance. I promise it won't happen again.

"hehe!"

"Daisy, please plead for me!" Thor anxiously winked at Daisy.

"How about we forgive him this time?" Daisy said half-jokingly.

"I'll give you face." Aaron sat back down, glaring at Thor with disdain. "I welcome you threatening me, but before you do, you'd better consider your current situation. Do you even know what it means to be in a position of power?"

"I understand," Thor nodded sheepishly. "I was really just joking, I didn't mean to threaten you."

"Otherwise, why do you think you're standing here breathing normally?" Aaron waved his hand impatiently. "Get lost, and don't bother me if you have nothing to do."

“Wait a minute,” Wanda interjected, “I think it’s not a bad idea to move the Asgardians to Bohart.”

“This is asking for trouble,” Aaron sighed. “We’ve already helped him enough; we can’t let ourselves get caught up in this.”

“Hela shouldn’t have the chance to cause you trouble,” Wanda said awkwardly. If nothing unexpected happened, Hela should be resting during her pregnancy. She would try to avoid fighting anyone before the child was born, especially not the child’s father.

"Ragnarok?" Aaron imagined to himself, "But there's no need to send these Asgardians to Bohart!"

“We will eventually leave this universe with you, and then Bohart will be an unclaimed planet.”

“That won’t happen. I’ll take that planet with me. It’s not difficult for me.”

“Actually, whether we take Bohart with us or not isn’t that important!” Wanda said somewhat guiltily. “Lorelei is also an Asgardian. If we leave the Asgardians a way out before we leave, it’s a way of honoring her race.”

"An Asgardian banshee? I almost forgot she was one of your subordinates."

"She's still my family, still my woman, do you have a problem with that?"

"No, how could that be?"

Lorelei's status as a fugitive was revoked several years ago.

"If Asgard is truly destroyed in Ragnarok, we might as well leave Bohart to the Asgardians."

"Is this...is this appropriate?" Thor rubbed his hands together excitedly. "Wanda, you are a truly good person. On behalf of all the people of Asgard, I express my deepest respect to you."

They made a fortune! They made a killing!

Bohart is no less developed and prosperous than Asgard. If we could obtain this planet, Ragnarok would not be the end of the world for the Asgardians; it would just be a relocation.

Boom!

Aaron tapped the table lightly. "Aren't you getting a little too excited? Did I ever say I was going to give this planet to Asgard?"

"Ah this..."

“You’re so generous.” Aaron looked at Wanda speechlessly. “Giving away a planet to Asgard for nothing, not only would I be unwilling, but Lorelei wouldn’t be either.”

“I can convince her,” Wanda said earnestly. “I’m confident.”

"Aren't you missing the point?" Aaron said wearily. "Even if you're going to spend money like this, you can't just waste it like this!"

“Exactly!” Daisy nodded in agreement. “I have to haggle over the price of clothes when I buy them at the mall?”

Don't tell me you're short of money?

"We don't lack anything, but bargaining is still a lot of fun."

"See? This is what life is all about."

“It’s not free; Asgard can pay for it,” Thor hurriedly said.

"Thor, I know how poor you are. Do you really think you can afford a planet?"

“Odin’s Treasury,” Thor said without a hint of guilt. “The treasury contains many treasures: the Tesseract, the Eternal Flame, the Stone Tablet… each one is priceless, enough to buy an entire planet.”

"What you're saying is very appealing, but I'm sorry, that's Hela's treasure trove now."

“This… I am Odin’s own son. Even if we were to divide the family property, I would still have a share in the treasury.”

It's only natural that I exchange mine for his share!

"Go talk to Hela and see if she agrees."

“That’s enough,” Wanda interrupted, annoyed. After hesitating for a moment, she said, “What I mean is to leave Bohart to Hela, including everything on the planet.”

"Did I hear that right?" Aaron frowned in confusion. "To be honest, considering our past relationship, I've already decided to risk saving her life when Ragnarok comes."

But that doesn't mean I have to rearrange everything for her. Although I wouldn't mind, that would be too unfair!

“I disagree as well,” Thor said firmly. “Settling the people of Asgard on Bohart and making Hela the master of the planet is no different from sending sheep to the wolves.”

What are we doing now? A joke?

Wanda ignored Thor and looked at Aaron meaningfully. "Trust me this time, okay?"

"Leave that planet to Hela, I promise you won't regret it."

"Wanda, are you hiding something from me?"

"Yes." Wanda nodded hesitantly.

"Is it related to Hela?"

"Yes, but I can't tell you, at least not now."

call!

Upon hearing this, Aaron let out a long sigh of relief. "Alright, I believe you. After Ragnarok, I will leave Bohart to her."

"No, I disagree. What about the Asgardians on that planet?"

“Thor,” Banner said irritably, “it seems my master hasn’t agreed to send the Asgardians to Borhart yet.”

"This..." Thor scratched his head. "My head is a bit of a mess. When did we get so far off topic?"

“That’s not important. I can agree to send the Asgardians to Bohart.”

"Then wait for Hela to come and slaughter us?"

"I will also sign a contract with her to ensure that she will not make things difficult for the Asgardians of Bohart."

If she agrees, you can stay and live on Bohart. If she doesn't agree, I will send someone to send you to another planet.

"As for the fate of the Asgardians afterward, that's none of my concern." Aaron said thoughtfully, "This arrangement should be alright, right?"