Chapter 120 Yu Dashu completely lost his dignity
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Zuo Jia Qi Dian
At the gate of Wuhun City, Yu Dashu woke up and wanted to rub his eyes. Unexpectedly, as soon as his hand touched his face, boundless pain swept over him. The pain was so painful that he wanted to scream, but he didn't expect that his mouth Zhang Da, it involved his wound again, and another burst of pain hit him.
Unable to cry out in pain, Yu Dashu thought up a skill, raised his hand, and bit down on his finger.
After the pain was relieved, Yu Dashi looked at the tall wall of Wuhun City with blood-red eyes, his expression extremely ferocious, and shouted: As long as I, Yu Dashi, am still breathing, I will definitely destroy Wuhun Palace at all costs.
But before he could make a sound, there was another burst of pain.
.......
goo~ goo~
There was a sound in his stomach, and Yu Dashu remembered that he had come to Wuhun Hall all night for Xiaosan, and went to see Bibi Dong without even drinking. He had been unconscious for so long, and now he was hungry and thirsty.
I wanted to take out some food from the soul guide to satisfy my hunger, but I couldn't find anything after searching all over my body.
Damn it, I must have lost it in Wuhun City. It contained my theory of invincibility and my life savings. They were all priceless treasures, and they were just gone.
Thirsty and hungry, Yu Dashi walked back to Wuhun City to think about whether he could find anything to eat, but unexpectedly the gatekeeper stopped him directly and scolded: "Pig-headed Dashi, His Highness the Holy Son ordered that Wuhun City should not You’re welcome, get out of here.”
Yu Dashu felt like his lungs were about to burst with anger. How could a mere goalkeeper dare to talk to him like this?
But unexpectedly, the goalkeeper kicked Yu Dashi away, "Get out of here, otherwise it won't be a matter of one kick."
Yu Dashi spat out a mouthful of acidic water and climbed up with difficulty.
The goalkeeper's insignificant kick made Yu Dashu feel that his body was about to fall apart.
As expected, Wuhun City, a dirty and evil place, is full of barbarians. In the future, he, Yu Dashu, must obey the destiny and lead the Shrek Seven Monsters to destroy this evil place.
There was another grunting sound, and Yu Dashu touched his belly and thought: It took him 20 days to arrive at Wuhun City at full speed, but it would take ten more days for the Tiandou Empire's team to arrive, and he had no food for ten days. Without drinking, he wouldn't have been able to hold on for so long.
Yu Dashi looked at the sky and thought with great sadness, is it possible that I, Yu Dashu, the wisest of my generation, will starve to death in a place like this today?
No, absolutely not. I, Yu Dashu, am the teacher of Tang San, the number one genius in the mainland. How can a person who will stand at the top of the world and be looked up to by everyone in the future starve to death in a place like this?
So Yu Dashi walked around Wuhun City, and finally Huang Tian paid off. Yu Dashi's efforts made the sky open his eyes, and he discovered - Dog Cave.
Wuhun City, which is [-] meters long and wide, is surrounded by walls on all sides, but there is only one dog hole in the four walls for small animals to pass through, making Wuhun City more lively.All this can be found by Yu Dashu. This is nothing if not God’s eyes open.
But Yu Dashi hesitated again. The dignified Wuhun Theory Dashi actually wanted to crawl into a dog hole like a dog. Isn't this an insult to him?
But thinking about Tang San, his most proud disciple, the man who would lead him to the top in the future, he thought about it and endured it. A man can bend and stretch, so a mere dog hole is nothing.
He knelt down and crawled towards the dog hole. The dog hole was extremely narrow and contained some extremely disgusting things. Xun was so wet that he almost vomited and almost got stuck in it several times.
In order to pass, Yu Dashu also summoned Luo Sanpao to push behind.
Finally, after a hard crawl, Yu Xiaogang touched the exit and was about to stick his head out, when a golden liquid poured down.
At the door of the dog hole, a three-year-old child lifted up his pants and was about to pull them up, but a human head popped out of the dog hole, startling the child.
Yu Dashi climbed out of the dog hole, wiped the golden liquid on his head, and felt a strong odor. Then he saw the child in front of him who had not yet raised his pants, and he understood everything in an instant.
His fists were clenched, his whole body was shaking with anger, and his blood-red eyes were staring at the child below.
Bibi Dong bullied him, her bastard son bullied him, the palace guard knights of Wuhun Palace bullied him, the mere gatekeepers bullied him, and now even a brat dared to bully him.
"You kid, you dare to pee on my head, you are seeking death!!"
The child was frightened when he saw Yu Dashi's bloodshot eyes and sat on the ground crying.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned.
You peed on my head and still dared to cry. Sure enough, the soul masters in Wuhun Palace are all unreasonable people. I, Yu Dashu, can't beat those people, so how can I beat you, a brat?
He raised his hand and was about to slap this brat to death.
At this time, the child's parents came over and saw Yu Dashi trying to slap his precious son. He became furious, rushed over, picked up his son, and kicked Yu Xiaogang away.
He quickly coaxed: "Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry."
Then he turned to look at Yu Dashi, who was vomiting blood, and shouted angrily: "Do you want to die? How dare you hit my son!!"
Yu Dashi covered her left chest and roared: "Your son actually peed on my head. Is it wrong for me to beat him?"
Two roars attracted some people in Wuhun City.
Yu Dashi's words made the child's father sober up a little, and he asked his crying son, "Xiaotian, how can you pee on other people's heads? Didn't I tell you to pee in the dog hole?"
Yu Dashi reacted after hearing the words "goudong" and just wanted to run away when the child's tender cry came, "I...I pulled it in the dog hole...over there...over there , I don’t know...I don’t know that the uncle will...will suddenly come out."
After hearing this, the child's father was stunned, and the whole audience was stunned. The expression on Yu Dashu's face was the same as that of his dead mother.
Wow!!
The whole place was in an uproar. Yu Dashu wanted to quibble, but who was more trustworthy, a three-year-old child or an old man?
In addition, the stench emanating from Yu Xiaogang's body further illustrates the point of getting into a dog hole.
The child's father's eyes changed from angry to disdainful, and he mocked: "I didn't expect that if a good person doesn't do something good, you will be treated like a dog and a stooge."
Yu Dashi quibbled: "I didn't!!"
But the effect is minimal.
At this time, the father of the child said with murderous intent: "Since you didn't get into the dog hole, it's not my child's fault that he peed on your head. A six-foot man can actually make my child, who is less than three years old, pee on your head." Who is to blame? It’s true that you want to slap my precious son. A mere soul master dares to slap my son. How do you want to die?"
Yu Dashu felt the murderous intent and was frightened. He kept begging for mercy and misunderstanding.
More and more people gathered around, wanting to watch the show.
However, the father of the child changed the topic and said jokingly: "But if you admit that you are a dog and get into dog holes, then I will forget about it if you want to hit my son. After all, I am a human being, how can I see the same things as a dog."
"you!"
Yu Dashu's eyes were about to burst, but he didn't dare to say anything.
At this time, three people came over. They were holding Liuying Stones. They were members of the newspaper and news agency in Wuhun City. How could they not be present for such a big news.
The father of the child picked up a knife and said calmly: "How about it, have you considered it? If you choose to refuse, then I will cut off the most important thing about you as a man and make amends to my son."
Yu Dashi pointed at the other person with trembling fingers and said: "You..., how can you be so heart-like as a poisonous scorpion."
"My heart is like a poisonous scorpion?"
When the child's father heard this, he became angry. He threw away the knife in his hand and slashed it directly through Yu Da Shi's crotch, almost hurting Yu Da Shi's balls.
"This is my son! My darling! How dare you say that my heart is as poisonous as a scorpion! You, a level 30 soul master, slap my son. What if something goes wrong! Give me a choice quickly, or else I'll do it. This time I will choose for you!"
Yu Dashi clenched his hands tightly, and blood flowed from his palms due to the excessive force, but Yu Dashi did not feel it, because the pain suffered by his dignity was far greater than the physical pain he suffered.
In the end, in order to protect the most important thing for a man, Yu Dasheng said: "I am a dog, I am not a human being. Your son peed on my head because I got into a dog hole. It is all my fault."
After saying this, Yu Dashi seemed to have lost all his strength and sat directly on the ground.
But the child's father said: "I can't hear you, please speak louder."
Hearing this, Yu Dashu was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of blood and covered his chest.
But no matter how angry he was, he still said it again: "I am a dog, I am not a human being. Your son peed on my head because I got into a dog hole. It's all my fault!"
"Okay!" Everyone onlookers applauded.
The eyes of several people from newspapers and news agencies were bright. This was big news. They had already thought of the title.
Shock!Wuhun City was surprised to find that someone refused to leave the door and dug into dog holes. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?
Then a healing soul master restored Yu Dashi's face to its original state. After taking pictures of Yu Dashi's face and the video, all the melon-eaters left with satisfaction.
The father holding the child nodded and said: "Since you are a dog, I will not care about the crimes you committed against my son. After all, how can a dignified soul master care about things with a dog?"
"Son, are you right?"
The little boy smiled and nodded.
There was another burst of laughter, and everyone who came here in Wuhun City was laughing wildly.
Looking at this scene, Yu Dashi spat out another mouthful of blood and fainted.
Unable to cry out in pain, Yu Dashu thought up a skill, raised his hand, and bit down on his finger.
After the pain was relieved, Yu Dashi looked at the tall wall of Wuhun City with blood-red eyes, his expression extremely ferocious, and shouted: As long as I, Yu Dashi, am still breathing, I will definitely destroy Wuhun Palace at all costs.
But before he could make a sound, there was another burst of pain.
.......
goo~ goo~
There was a sound in his stomach, and Yu Dashu remembered that he had come to Wuhun Hall all night for Xiaosan, and went to see Bibi Dong without even drinking. He had been unconscious for so long, and now he was hungry and thirsty.
I wanted to take out some food from the soul guide to satisfy my hunger, but I couldn't find anything after searching all over my body.
Damn it, I must have lost it in Wuhun City. It contained my theory of invincibility and my life savings. They were all priceless treasures, and they were just gone.
Thirsty and hungry, Yu Dashi walked back to Wuhun City to think about whether he could find anything to eat, but unexpectedly the gatekeeper stopped him directly and scolded: "Pig-headed Dashi, His Highness the Holy Son ordered that Wuhun City should not You’re welcome, get out of here.”
Yu Dashu felt like his lungs were about to burst with anger. How could a mere goalkeeper dare to talk to him like this?
But unexpectedly, the goalkeeper kicked Yu Dashi away, "Get out of here, otherwise it won't be a matter of one kick."
Yu Dashi spat out a mouthful of acidic water and climbed up with difficulty.
The goalkeeper's insignificant kick made Yu Dashu feel that his body was about to fall apart.
As expected, Wuhun City, a dirty and evil place, is full of barbarians. In the future, he, Yu Dashu, must obey the destiny and lead the Shrek Seven Monsters to destroy this evil place.
There was another grunting sound, and Yu Dashu touched his belly and thought: It took him 20 days to arrive at Wuhun City at full speed, but it would take ten more days for the Tiandou Empire's team to arrive, and he had no food for ten days. Without drinking, he wouldn't have been able to hold on for so long.
Yu Dashi looked at the sky and thought with great sadness, is it possible that I, Yu Dashu, the wisest of my generation, will starve to death in a place like this today?
No, absolutely not. I, Yu Dashu, am the teacher of Tang San, the number one genius in the mainland. How can a person who will stand at the top of the world and be looked up to by everyone in the future starve to death in a place like this?
So Yu Dashi walked around Wuhun City, and finally Huang Tian paid off. Yu Dashi's efforts made the sky open his eyes, and he discovered - Dog Cave.
Wuhun City, which is [-] meters long and wide, is surrounded by walls on all sides, but there is only one dog hole in the four walls for small animals to pass through, making Wuhun City more lively.All this can be found by Yu Dashu. This is nothing if not God’s eyes open.
But Yu Dashi hesitated again. The dignified Wuhun Theory Dashi actually wanted to crawl into a dog hole like a dog. Isn't this an insult to him?
But thinking about Tang San, his most proud disciple, the man who would lead him to the top in the future, he thought about it and endured it. A man can bend and stretch, so a mere dog hole is nothing.
He knelt down and crawled towards the dog hole. The dog hole was extremely narrow and contained some extremely disgusting things. Xun was so wet that he almost vomited and almost got stuck in it several times.
In order to pass, Yu Dashu also summoned Luo Sanpao to push behind.
Finally, after a hard crawl, Yu Xiaogang touched the exit and was about to stick his head out, when a golden liquid poured down.
At the door of the dog hole, a three-year-old child lifted up his pants and was about to pull them up, but a human head popped out of the dog hole, startling the child.
Yu Dashi climbed out of the dog hole, wiped the golden liquid on his head, and felt a strong odor. Then he saw the child in front of him who had not yet raised his pants, and he understood everything in an instant.
His fists were clenched, his whole body was shaking with anger, and his blood-red eyes were staring at the child below.
Bibi Dong bullied him, her bastard son bullied him, the palace guard knights of Wuhun Palace bullied him, the mere gatekeepers bullied him, and now even a brat dared to bully him.
"You kid, you dare to pee on my head, you are seeking death!!"
The child was frightened when he saw Yu Dashi's bloodshot eyes and sat on the ground crying.
Yu Xiaogang was stunned.
You peed on my head and still dared to cry. Sure enough, the soul masters in Wuhun Palace are all unreasonable people. I, Yu Dashu, can't beat those people, so how can I beat you, a brat?
He raised his hand and was about to slap this brat to death.
At this time, the child's parents came over and saw Yu Dashi trying to slap his precious son. He became furious, rushed over, picked up his son, and kicked Yu Xiaogang away.
He quickly coaxed: "Okay, okay, don't cry, don't cry."
Then he turned to look at Yu Dashi, who was vomiting blood, and shouted angrily: "Do you want to die? How dare you hit my son!!"
Yu Dashi covered her left chest and roared: "Your son actually peed on my head. Is it wrong for me to beat him?"
Two roars attracted some people in Wuhun City.
Yu Dashi's words made the child's father sober up a little, and he asked his crying son, "Xiaotian, how can you pee on other people's heads? Didn't I tell you to pee in the dog hole?"
Yu Dashi reacted after hearing the words "goudong" and just wanted to run away when the child's tender cry came, "I...I pulled it in the dog hole...over there...over there , I don’t know...I don’t know that the uncle will...will suddenly come out."
After hearing this, the child's father was stunned, and the whole audience was stunned. The expression on Yu Dashu's face was the same as that of his dead mother.
Wow!!
The whole place was in an uproar. Yu Dashu wanted to quibble, but who was more trustworthy, a three-year-old child or an old man?
In addition, the stench emanating from Yu Xiaogang's body further illustrates the point of getting into a dog hole.
The child's father's eyes changed from angry to disdainful, and he mocked: "I didn't expect that if a good person doesn't do something good, you will be treated like a dog and a stooge."
Yu Dashi quibbled: "I didn't!!"
But the effect is minimal.
At this time, the father of the child said with murderous intent: "Since you didn't get into the dog hole, it's not my child's fault that he peed on your head. A six-foot man can actually make my child, who is less than three years old, pee on your head." Who is to blame? It’s true that you want to slap my precious son. A mere soul master dares to slap my son. How do you want to die?"
Yu Dashu felt the murderous intent and was frightened. He kept begging for mercy and misunderstanding.
More and more people gathered around, wanting to watch the show.
However, the father of the child changed the topic and said jokingly: "But if you admit that you are a dog and get into dog holes, then I will forget about it if you want to hit my son. After all, I am a human being, how can I see the same things as a dog."
"you!"
Yu Dashu's eyes were about to burst, but he didn't dare to say anything.
At this time, three people came over. They were holding Liuying Stones. They were members of the newspaper and news agency in Wuhun City. How could they not be present for such a big news.
The father of the child picked up a knife and said calmly: "How about it, have you considered it? If you choose to refuse, then I will cut off the most important thing about you as a man and make amends to my son."
Yu Dashi pointed at the other person with trembling fingers and said: "You..., how can you be so heart-like as a poisonous scorpion."
"My heart is like a poisonous scorpion?"
When the child's father heard this, he became angry. He threw away the knife in his hand and slashed it directly through Yu Da Shi's crotch, almost hurting Yu Da Shi's balls.
"This is my son! My darling! How dare you say that my heart is as poisonous as a scorpion! You, a level 30 soul master, slap my son. What if something goes wrong! Give me a choice quickly, or else I'll do it. This time I will choose for you!"
Yu Dashi clenched his hands tightly, and blood flowed from his palms due to the excessive force, but Yu Dashi did not feel it, because the pain suffered by his dignity was far greater than the physical pain he suffered.
In the end, in order to protect the most important thing for a man, Yu Dasheng said: "I am a dog, I am not a human being. Your son peed on my head because I got into a dog hole. It is all my fault."
After saying this, Yu Dashi seemed to have lost all his strength and sat directly on the ground.
But the child's father said: "I can't hear you, please speak louder."
Hearing this, Yu Dashu was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of blood and covered his chest.
But no matter how angry he was, he still said it again: "I am a dog, I am not a human being. Your son peed on my head because I got into a dog hole. It's all my fault!"
"Okay!" Everyone onlookers applauded.
The eyes of several people from newspapers and news agencies were bright. This was big news. They had already thought of the title.
Shock!Wuhun City was surprised to find that someone refused to leave the door and dug into dog holes. Is this a loss of morality or a distortion of human nature?
Then a healing soul master restored Yu Dashi's face to its original state. After taking pictures of Yu Dashi's face and the video, all the melon-eaters left with satisfaction.
The father holding the child nodded and said: "Since you are a dog, I will not care about the crimes you committed against my son. After all, how can a dignified soul master care about things with a dog?"
"Son, are you right?"
The little boy smiled and nodded.
There was another burst of laughter, and everyone who came here in Wuhun City was laughing wildly.
Looking at this scene, Yu Dashi spat out another mouthful of blood and fainted.
