Chapter 1046: 5% Reliable
Long Aotian never expected that Yao Weng was using him to test the medicine.
Yao Weng has been losing ammunition quite frequently recently, and each time he loses it he always loses it in large packages or bundles.
The Da Hui Tian Wan, Xiao Hui Tian Wan, Bao Tai Wan, and the Yu Nu Dan that had just been made, as well as a large amount of leftover ingredients... all disappeared out of thin air like magic.
Once, nine hundred and ninety-nine pills of the Lustful Girl Pill disappeared!
I am Yao Weng! One of the Five Old Men!
How powerful must this thief be to be able to steal things from me?
There are also things like diarrhea pills and bone restoration and energy-enhancing pills... they are all lost.
Yao Weng is old now, and he makes pills just for fun, just to find something to do.
But what should we do if we refine a batch and discard a batch?
I promised to make the Dahuitian Pills for my disciple, but he made several pills and lost a few. It's really weird!
This time, he brought five Dahuitian Pills, ten Xiaohuitian Pills, one Guimen Pill, and two new pills.
The new elixir hasn't been named yet, but it can strengthen Qi for cultivation, strengthen tendons and bones, and restore male ability.
It was obvious that Long Aotian had his male true energy cut off during a promotion process, leaving him inhumane.
It’s perfect for eating my new products!
It’s just… I don’t know if this new product will have any side effects.
Long Aotian heard what!? Can it restore my ability!? Eat!
As long as it doesn’t kill you, eat it!
You have to eat it even if you are struck by lightning!
I'll eat it even if you point a gun at me!
Yao Weng looked at the brave Long Aotian and nodded with great appreciation: "He is indeed a brave man."
In the past six months, nothing good has happened to Long Aotian whenever he heard this sentence, and he hates to hear this sentence the most.
"Don't talk about this, senior. Give me the pills quickly."
"okay."
Just as the elixir was given to Long Aotian, Yao Weng suddenly said, "Hey, hey, hey."
"what happened?"
"I've thought about it carefully, you should not eat it."
"why?"
"Side effects! Why don't we find a little white mouse to test it and see what the effect is."
"Wow, you are Yao Weng, the best alchemist in the world. Don't you have any idea about the elixirs you make?"
"Alchemy is just my hobby. How could I know that I could make more powerful pills than others who have studied for a lifetime? Besides, any new pill is theoretically flawless, but sometimes there will be some side effects after taking it... For example, your eyes will suddenly become dry and your mouth will become hot for several days, or you will have a stomachache for several hours and need to take some healing pills to relieve it, or you may have some hair loss, toothache, dizziness, etc..."
Long Aotian said: "Senior, compared to the predicament I am facing now, whether my eyes are dry or not is not important."
Yao Weng nodded: "That's true. But let me make it clear first, if anything goes wrong, the responsibility will be yours. I didn't persuade you to eat it."
"It's hard for me not to worry when you say that! No, is this pill reliable?"
"Don't worry about this. No one will die. It's 50% reliable!"
Long Aotian looked at Yao Weng and thought to himself, I knew it, there’s no difference between you and those old guys.
Looking at the pill in my hand, thinking about my future...
Lu Chengwen picks up girls every day and is very cool every day, but what about me? I have been a eunuch for the past six months and have to be laughed at by Zhao Ritian.
Fight!
Restore my male ability and win the girls back! Let Lu Chengwen also taste the joy of having a girl taken away by me!
And there is Zhao Ritian, who calls me "Impotent Dragon" and "Impotent Dragon" every day. I don't want to endure this humiliation anymore!
Thinking of this, Long Aotian swallowed the pill in one gulp.
I control my own life!
After taking the pill, Long Aotian scraped his tongue in his mouth: "This pill smells a bit... Most pills that have been quenched should have a medicinal fragrance..."
Yao Weng was still trying to explain: "The new product is a little different from the traditional elixir. How is it? Do you feel... a fire burning in your stomach?"
"Hmm...it seems so!"
"So do you feel like you know what you're feeling now?"
Long Aotian looked at Yao Weng: “Senior, the way you speak is just like speaking.”
"Hey, please give me some feedback! This way I can know whether this thing is edible or not."
"So I'm the guinea pig?"
"You were the one who rushed to eat it. I didn't force you to do it. How was it? How did it feel?"
Long Aotian rubbed his stomach: "I want to poop."
Yao Weng shook his head: "Be serious, I'm still waiting for your feedback."
"I really want to poop."
"Isn't it?"
"Yeah! No, I...I have to find a place quickly..."
Long Aotian said this while holding his stomach and ran away.
Yao Weng looked at the other pill in his hand, shook his head and threw it away.
……
As the sun rises, all things come to life.
Zhao Ritian sat cross-legged under an ancient tree, feeling one with nature.
The two old men were honest and kept their word. After I played cards with them, they really helped me advance.
The peak realm of the four heavenly gates!
Humph, this time I’m going to beat the shit-spewing dragon into a shit-flying dragon!
Zhao Ritian focused his attention, entered the realm, and consolidated his new level!
He dispersed his energy, exhaled a breath of foul air, and smiled.
perfect!
Everything is so perfect!
As expected, I am the most talented, gifted and capable person in the world!
Shit-spraying dragon, go to hell!
At this moment, a small piece of poop fell on Zhao Ritian's head.
Zhao Ritian reached out and touched it, then instinctively put it close to his nose and smelled it - Oh my god!
It's a defense! It's a defense! ~
I looked up to see what it was, and saw a white...
And at that moment, with a puff, the guy above fell down!
Zhao Ritian felt that both his soul and body were dirty.
Zhao Ritian screamed like a ghost and shook his head wildly.
On the head, hands, clothes, nostrils...
Zhao Ritian vomited and yelled at the top: "Which bastard!?"
Long Aotian held two bundles of leaves and looked down: "Zhao Ritian?"
Zhao Ritian was immediately furious: "Long Aotian! How dare you use feces as a hidden weapon to attack me! You are already seeking death!"
Long Aotian panicked: "Brother, it's an accident, it's really an accident!"
Zhao Ritian suddenly jumped up, grabbed Long Aotian and started beating him!
"Why the hell are you shitting on a tree? You disgusting thing, I'm going to beat you to death today!"
Long Aotian was exhausted from the night's diarrhea and his realm dropped. His breath was not strong at this moment, so he was picked up by Zhao Ritian and beaten!
"I just thought that I don't have to smell anything this way. Many people in the martial arts world do this!"
"You're talking nonsense! I was practicing under a tree and you shit on my head. This is a great shame and humiliation. If I don't kill you, it will be unjust!"
……
the other side.
Guan Shunai woke up.
Looking at Lu Chengwen sleeping soundly with his legs spread out, she was filled with hatred!
A pair of beautiful eyes that were always gentle, bright and sparkling with interest, this time, they were wide open.
Anger, humiliation, resentment, grief...
Tears as big as beans kept falling from her big eyes, and Guan Shunai knew that she was finished.
She gritted her teeth and said, "Lu Chengwen, you... I have practiced martial arts for fifteen years, but you broke my virginity. It is such a shame! You insulted my innocence. If I let you live in this world, how can I live as a human being?"
She drew out the dagger, moved closer to Lu Chengwen, and pounced on him, with the blade pointing at Lu Chengwen's throat.
