Chapter 1109 Mr. Lu, you know how to lick

Lu Chengwen stood still: "I don't have a magic weapon!"

Lu Chengwen was almost going crazy: "If I had a magic weapon, I would have stabbed Bai Fang's anus long ago!"

Bai Men Ya was drinking tea with his head down, but he raised his head instantly.

Xia Wannian and Mo Chen were both laughing.

Lu Chengwen said: "If I had a magic weapon, I would change into a pair of pants and put them on, so that you wouldn't humiliate me like this!"

Xiao Li said: "I didn't ask about the pants, nor about the magic weapon. You said Xiao Hu wanted to kill you. Did he kill you? You are still alive and well."

"Oh! Then you said I wanted to harm the Jiang family, did I succeed? Jiang Xiaohu even worshipped the fifth old man as his master, you guys are really winning!"

Xiao Li narrowed her eyes: "Ming Disha brought you here, right?"

Lu Chengwen was unsure, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Yes!"

"Why did he take you with him?"

Lu Chengwen said: "He admires my character."

Xiaoli opened her eyes wide: "He himself has no character, so he admires your character?"

"Yes. Uh-huh..." Lu Chengwen didn't know what to say: "My uncle is... a bit wicked. He grabbed me here and said he could hide me. It doesn't matter if I don't have pants. He also asked me if I wanted to pee in the pot in your kitchen... I said I had urine, but I didn't in the end..."

At this time, a glazed tile on the ceiling was removed, and Ming Disha's head popped in upside down:

"My dear nephew, you are able to survive in the Jiang family until now? That's incredible! You are worthy of being my nephew!"

Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and said, "So you also know that I should be dead by now, right?"

Ming Disha said: "Don't worry, I'm here, the Jiang family won't dare to do anything to you!"

Lu Chengwen was furious: "If you have the guts to come over and talk, the Jiang family will definitely do something to you!"

Xiaoli smiled: "Earthly Lord, you are here at the Jiang family, why are you running away? Come in and have some tea."

Ming Disha chuckled, "Sister-in-law, forget about having tea. I'm afraid those three old men are already thinking about how to stop me. In order to flatter them and show that they are the authentic ones in the world, the Jiang family will also want to capture me and make merit. Hehe, let's talk about this cup of tea later!"

Medicine Man narrowed his eyes and said, "Ming Disha, if I catch you again, I will definitely separate your head from your body!"

Ming Disha said: "So, I absolutely cannot let you catch me."

Everyone took action instantly!

Lu Chengwen stood up and ran to the door: "Kill! Capture Ming Disha alive!"

Jiang Xiaohu kicked Lu Chengwen over: "Want to run? I've been watching you!"

Jiang Xiaohu drew his knife and was about to kill Lu Chengwen, but Jiang Xiaohou blocked him and said, "Lu Chengwen, you can't run away!"

Jiang Xiaohu was so angry that he almost died: "Little monkey you..."

Ming Disha ran away again, and Xiaoli was still sitting steadily in the hall.

Jiang Xiaohu said, "Grandfather! Lu Chengwen is a treacherous and cunning man, sinister and immoral. He is lustful and licentious. He suppresses his peers in the business world and squeezes the market. He stirs up trouble in the ancient martial arts world, seeks personal gain, uses punishments privately, and raises private soldiers. Today, he has brought disaster to our Jiang family. For such a serious crime, we cannot establish our authority without killing him! We cannot avenge our hatred without killing him! We cannot appease the public spirit of the Jiang family's sons without killing him!"

"Yeah." Xiaoli nodded.

Jiang Xiaohou saw that the situation was complicated and said, "Grandfather, although Lu Chengwen is cunning and calculating, he is just a businessman by nature. Killing him is just a matter of words, but... the huge public welfare project under his command will be leaderless and the funds will be cut off. Therefore, this person cannot be killed for the time being. Not only can he not be killed, but he must be used well."

Xiao Li put down her teacup irritably: "We don't care about business matters; I don't care about his personal behavior. Just today's incident is enough to tear him into pieces! Lu Chengwen, what else do you have to say?"

Lu Chengwen raised his head and took a deep breath: "Rong Shen said one word and died!"

When everyone heard this, they were like, wow? A piece of classical Chinese! ?

Lu Chengwen was shirtless and adjusted the clothes around his waist as he was afraid they would fall off.

Looking out the window with a sad face:

"Since Cheng Wen started his business, he has experienced more than 30 battles in the market, big and small, and has made some achievements, so he has the position of president. Firstly, my husband has been ill due to overwork, and Cheng Wen took the position out of filial piety; secondly, the Dasheng Group has more than 30,000 employees, covering more than 200 industries. The collapse of the Dasheng Group has caused great suffering to the people, and the workers have become homeless. All the industries involved have been hit hard! Cheng Wen turned the tide, supported the collapsing building, and saved the people from the water and fire..."

"Let's talk business!" Jiang Xiaohu said, "Who asked you these questions?"

Xiao Li also had a stern face: "Yeah, who asked you these questions? Do you have anything else to say? If you don't say anything serious, I'll drag you out and chop you off!"

"Alas!" Lu Chengwen sighed, "It is Chengwen's fault that he framed His Highness Xiaohu! But His Highness Xiaohu and Yao Lao didn't give me much room to maneuver! If Chengwen hadn't come up with this plan, I'm afraid he would have been torn to pieces and left in the wilderness!"

Jiang Xiaohu sneered: "To put it bluntly, you are just a coward who is greedy for life and framed others at the moment of death. You and Feng Gong are birds of a feather!"

Xiao Li also became more and more angry as she listened: "Such a spineless person is really infuriating, someone come——!"

"Wait!" Lu Chengwen said, "Brother Shanji, Brother Haonan, won't you help me say something?"

Shanji was about to speak, but Haonan stopped him and shook his head.

Lu Chengwen looked sad: "Master Yao...you know the situation at that time!"

Yao Weng closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

"All the family heads! Family head Xia? Senior Mo?" Lu Chengwen shouted, "Brother Bai——!?"

Lu Chengwen took two steps back: "All the heroes in the world are here, but no one asks for mercy. Cheng Wen - how lonely he is! Wuwuwuwu..."

Yao Weng closed his eyes and couldn't help but smile: This kid is quite good at acting.

The fisherman thought to himself: Well, this is probably the most desperate situation Tiangang’s apprentice has ever faced. Let me see what he will do.

Nan Ji also laughed: I heard that this guy can always turn danger into safety, I don’t know what means he relies on, I must see it today.

Jiang Xiaohu sneered: "Lu Chengwen, go and die openly. You can't cause any trouble in the Jiang family."

Jiang Xiaohou was anxious: "Ancestor, Lu Chengwen..."

Xiaoli stretched out her hand to stop the crowd: "Come on, get out, and behead him!"

Lu Chengwen bowed to Xiaoli and said, "Master's wife, Chengwen is gone!"

Everyone's eyes widened.

The three old men's eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets, staring at Lu Chengwen, and then the three white-headed men slowly turned around to look at Xiaoli.

Xiaoli was startled at first, then... she felt warm, then painful, and then... her expression became complicated, and finally turned into anger:

"You bastard, you are talking nonsense! Drag him out! Chop him up!"

Jiang Xiaohu stood up and rolled up his sleeves: "I really want to chop you up myself!"

Lu Chengwen laughed: "Take care, Master's wife. It's not a pity that Cheng Wen died, but he didn't even have a pair of pants before he died. I can't bow to Master's wife!"

Lu Chengwen stamped his feet: "This is Chengwen's biggest regret in this life!"

After saying that, he turned around and walked out: "Let's go! Take me to death!"

Xiaoli slapped the armrest of the chair: "Pull him back to me!"