Chapter 112 How Kind I Am
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
"Master?! What are you doing!? My God!"
Lu Chengwen wanted to cry but had no tears: "Master, what are you doing?! Why did you break into my room in the middle of the night?"
Hun Tiangang said: "This woman is sneaky, I am worried that he will be harmful to my apprentice, so I keep a close watch on her."
Lu Chengwen was going crazy.
"That's...you see what happened later, don't you think you should avoid it?"
Hun Tiangang shook his head and said, "I have something to do with you."
"Why do you have to stare at someone's bedside all the time?"
Hun Tiangang sighed: "This woman reminds me of someone. Back then, she was eighteen, and I was eighteen. In that year, the peach blossoms in the village bloomed, like a lot of clouds, decorated with clouds, At that time, I was young and ignorant, and she was young and innocent at that time..."
"Master, master, your story will be told another day."
Xu Xuejiao cried in fright.
Pulling the quilt to cover himself: "Brother Cheng Wen, who is this?"
"Ah, it's okay, my master."
"You still have a master?"
"Don't worry about it."
Lu Chengwen stood on the ground: "Master, let's talk in the living room."
Master nodded: "Her breasts are bigger than that girl that day."
"The master has insight into the subtleties and observes carefully. The disciple admires it. Go fast and go to the living room."
The master looked back three times at a step: "How does it feel?"
"Hurry up and go! Don't worry about it!"
In the living room, Lu Chengwen let out a long breath and touched his forehead: "Master, why did you come here without saying hello?"
"Master is worried about you."
Lu Chengwen was about to die of anger: "Thank you, Master, for your concern."
"Hey, I never thought that I was wandering half my life, and when I was disheartened, I could still receive such good apprentices as you and Aotian. Master has nothing else to ask for in this life."
"Master, you should talk about things."
"Nothing else, oh, by the way, these underwear are..."
Lu Chengwen grabbed it and put it in his pocket: "It's okay. Master, please continue."
"About these panties..."
"I'm not asking you to say this, I'm talking about your purpose, continue to say this."
"Oh, I originally wanted to teach you a little kung fu. I suddenly remembered that I told you for a long time that day, but I didn't teach you anything. The master was too careless. As a result, when I just came here today, I saw that woman, and then I threw it away. Here's a pair of panties, about this..."
"Master! Let's forget about that rag. What are you going to teach me?"
"Good apprentice, master has you two such good disciples, this life is worth it."
Lu Chengwen rubbed his forehead, thinking painfully:
Master seems to be more confused than before.
Damn, according to the original plot, he is Long Aotian's master alone, right?Well now, even I am entangled.
This person is even crazier than Xu Xuejiao!
No, learning kung fu from him is easy for me to go crazy, so forget it.
"Master, this is our blessing, you are pity on us."
"Well, you can talk." Hun Tiangang said: "Master looked at you just now, and was thinking, if you have children, then I have disciples and grandchildren? Why do I have to live well even with my disciples and grandchildren?" , teach disciples and grandchildren to practice kung fu in the future."
Lu Chengwen was so depressed: "Master, that matter is too far away, let's talk about the present."
At this time, Xu Xuejiao had already changed into her own decent clothes and came out.
Like an obedient lady from a big family, she walked up to the front with her head bowed in small steps, and knelt down obediently: "Master, Xuejiao pays homage to Master."
This hatred in Lu Chengwen's heart!
[Damn girl film!What are you doing if you don't stay inside and wait around?My master is sick and you are sick too? 】
[The clothes are not adjusted, and the net socks are still worn inside! 】
Hun Tiangang was so excited: "Oh, apprentice daughter-in-law, get up quickly! Hahaha, um, what a well-behaved and sensible child!"
"Thank you, Master."
Hun Tiangang nodded: "I've decided! Cheng Wen."
"Master."
"You guys want to have a baby as soon as possible, did you hear me? I'll take the baby away when the baby is full moon, and return it to you after 18 years. I promise to train him to be full of energy, sharp in ears and eyes, superb in martial arts, and invincible in the world."
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
【I'm mad!Give birth to a child and take it away with you! ?What are you doing! ? 】
He said in his mouth, "Master is too kind to my disciples."
Turning back and glaring at Xu Xuejiao: "Go back."
"Hey, wait!" Hun Tiangang fumbled for a long time, and took out a dagger from his pocket.
The dagger is short and concise, and does not look exquisite.
"This is a unicorn dagger, it's my gift to my apprentice's wife."
Lu Chengwen reached out to take it: "I'll take it for her first."
"Go away! Give it to my apprentice's wife."
"Thank you, Master! Xuejiao wishes Master good health and eternal greenness."
"Yeah, darling, go ahead, go play. Oh yes, your underwear is at Cheng Wen's, remember to ask him later."
Xu Xuejiao blushed and suppressed a smile: "Yes, Xuejiao knows. Master sit down slowly, Xuejiao backed down."
"Ah."
Watching Xuejiao twist and turn away.
Hun Tiangang stroked his beard: "What a nice ass... What a nice girl!"
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: old stuff!You almost told the truth just now, didn't you?abnormal!
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, you haven't said what kung fu you want to teach your apprentice?"
"Small monkey boxing!" Hun Tiangang said, "However, if you want to practice my kung fu, you must rebuild your muscles and bones!"
"Recast the muscles and bones?"
"Correct!"
"How to recast?"
"First, I'll break the bones of your whole body with an overwhelming force! I'll shatter the tendons of your whole body! Then I'll use the Dahuitian Pill to quickly restore you, plus my unique internal strength, the "Marrow Washing Sutra" The essence allows your whole body to heal quickly! After that, you will be a..."
"dead?"
"What do you say? Master is sure to strike! I won't kill you."
"That's the disabled?"
"I'll be disabled for a while, but I'll be fine soon."
Lu Chengwen licked his teeth: "Master, you look like this. As for me, I have very important things to do tomorrow. You broke all my bones and all my veins..."
"Shatter!" Hun Tiangang gestured with his big palm.
"Yes, yes, after this set, I'm not afraid of suffering, Master, the key is that I have to go to work tomorrow, and the work at work is much more complicated. I have become a disabled person, and many things will be delayed."
Hun Tiangang was dissatisfied: "Is it important to work with the unit, or to learn Kung Fu from me? Are you afraid of suffering?"
"No, no, absolutely not." Lu Chengwen said, "I just..."
"Nonsense! It's up to you!"
Lu Chengwen immediately felt bad, turned around and wanted to run away.
Can he escape under Hun Tiangang's hands?
Hun Tiangang grabbed him just like he was catching a chicken, and put him on the sofa without any hassle: "Disciple, bear with me, Master will torture you slowly!"
Lu Chengwen screamed: "Master! Stop, Master! Master, I am wrong!"
Hun Tiangang shouted loudly: "Overwhelming!"
Lu Chengwen's thoughts were all hopeless.
Who would have thought that the villain was shot to death by a supporting role?
I just guard against Long Aotian, but this supporting role is more ruthless than the main character!
The plot has gone to an outrageous level.
correct!
Fudo Mingo Experience Voucher!
Damn it, let's talk about it first!
Just as he was about to use his own artifact trial coupon, he heard a "hey" from Hun Tiangang.
stopped.
"Master?"
Hun Tiangang was overjoyed: "Disciple! Your bones...have been recast!?"
Lu Chengwen let out a long breath.
Damn, luckily Jiang Shihan fell asleep.Otherwise, I might die in the hands of this old lunatic today in a daze.
Fudo Mingwang experience voucher can block a blow, but you just think, with Hun Tiangang's brain, a palm can't do it
Definitely have to make another palm to see the situation.
Not to mention losing a precious life-saving experience coupon, he would be beaten into a vegetative state.
Jiang Shihan is not only her own sexy little secretary, but also her lucky little beauty!
Shihan, I love you!
Lu Chengwen cried.
Hun Tiangang pulled Lu Chengwen up, felt his upper and lower muscles, and took his pulse again: "Haha! Disciple! You are so qualified! Hmm, you are indeed born with a pair of hardened muscles and bones!"
Lu Chengwen narrowly escaped death, and smiled: "Master, don't you need to recast it?"
"No need, no need, the recasting may not be better than your current one. Eh? When we met that day, you didn't have such a good foundation? Did you worship another master? You ask him to come out, I will tell you He compares!"
Lu Chengwen hurriedly said: "No, master, you are the only master when I go to heaven and earth."
"Oh, that means you have an adventure."
"Yes, I have an adventure."
"Talk to Master."
What did Lu Chengwen say to me?I said I slept with a girl, played with my secretary, and got a reward for the side quest of reshaping my bones?
Lu Chengwen quickly changed the subject: "Master, have you looked for my brother?"
"Oh, I went to him first! He doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, he's either practicing kung fu, and I'm afraid he will go crazy if he is disturbed! Or it's just a whole room of people, men and women, discussing about conquering Syracuse together, so annoying Very. It’s not like your place, it’s clean, just you and your disciple’s wife kissing.”
Lu Chengwenxin said that it's not convenient for me to bother you, okay? ?
"Eldest senior brother's talent is better than mine, and his level is higher than mine. He needs to rebuild his muscles and bones! Master!"
Hun Tiangang was stunned: "Well, you are right. His aptitude is good, his bones and muscles have been recast before, but his recasting technique is segmented and needs to be recast repeatedly. I have to help him. "
Lu Chengwen patted his thigh and knelt down on one knee:
"Master! My disciple begs you! Help Eldest Senior Brother! He has the world in his heart, and he cares about the common people. If he doesn't get your true biography, he won't be able to complete his grand plan!"
Hun Tiangang touched Lu Chengwen's shoulder: "You can be so magnanimous and open-minded, you don't argue with the senior brother, and you persuade the master for the senior brother. The master is very touched. You are a good boy, and the master is right about you."
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
You have to smash all my bones!Yes full!knock!broken!
Ghosts fight with him!
Hun Tiangang slapped his thigh and stood up: "Okay! I'll go to your elder brother right away and help him rebuild his bones! Help him become a hero of the generation!"
"Apprentice, on behalf of senior brother, thank Master for the grace of reinvention!"
"You wait for my good news."
After Hun Tiangang finished speaking, his figure disappeared in an instant.
"Master? Master?"
Lu Chengwen's bones were about to fall apart, and he sat directly on the sofa.
"Damn it, I'm scared to death."
Immediately lying on the sofa and laughing: "Long Aotian, Long Aotian, I gave you a big gift! You are welcome! Master will reshape your muscles and bones, and you will have a good time in the future. Hahaha!"
Lu Chengwen wanted to cry but had no tears: "Master, what are you doing?! Why did you break into my room in the middle of the night?"
Hun Tiangang said: "This woman is sneaky, I am worried that he will be harmful to my apprentice, so I keep a close watch on her."
Lu Chengwen was going crazy.
"That's...you see what happened later, don't you think you should avoid it?"
Hun Tiangang shook his head and said, "I have something to do with you."
"Why do you have to stare at someone's bedside all the time?"
Hun Tiangang sighed: "This woman reminds me of someone. Back then, she was eighteen, and I was eighteen. In that year, the peach blossoms in the village bloomed, like a lot of clouds, decorated with clouds, At that time, I was young and ignorant, and she was young and innocent at that time..."
"Master, master, your story will be told another day."
Xu Xuejiao cried in fright.
Pulling the quilt to cover himself: "Brother Cheng Wen, who is this?"
"Ah, it's okay, my master."
"You still have a master?"
"Don't worry about it."
Lu Chengwen stood on the ground: "Master, let's talk in the living room."
Master nodded: "Her breasts are bigger than that girl that day."
"The master has insight into the subtleties and observes carefully. The disciple admires it. Go fast and go to the living room."
The master looked back three times at a step: "How does it feel?"
"Hurry up and go! Don't worry about it!"
In the living room, Lu Chengwen let out a long breath and touched his forehead: "Master, why did you come here without saying hello?"
"Master is worried about you."
Lu Chengwen was about to die of anger: "Thank you, Master, for your concern."
"Hey, I never thought that I was wandering half my life, and when I was disheartened, I could still receive such good apprentices as you and Aotian. Master has nothing else to ask for in this life."
"Master, you should talk about things."
"Nothing else, oh, by the way, these underwear are..."
Lu Chengwen grabbed it and put it in his pocket: "It's okay. Master, please continue."
"About these panties..."
"I'm not asking you to say this, I'm talking about your purpose, continue to say this."
"Oh, I originally wanted to teach you a little kung fu. I suddenly remembered that I told you for a long time that day, but I didn't teach you anything. The master was too careless. As a result, when I just came here today, I saw that woman, and then I threw it away. Here's a pair of panties, about this..."
"Master! Let's forget about that rag. What are you going to teach me?"
"Good apprentice, master has you two such good disciples, this life is worth it."
Lu Chengwen rubbed his forehead, thinking painfully:
Master seems to be more confused than before.
Damn, according to the original plot, he is Long Aotian's master alone, right?Well now, even I am entangled.
This person is even crazier than Xu Xuejiao!
No, learning kung fu from him is easy for me to go crazy, so forget it.
"Master, this is our blessing, you are pity on us."
"Well, you can talk." Hun Tiangang said: "Master looked at you just now, and was thinking, if you have children, then I have disciples and grandchildren? Why do I have to live well even with my disciples and grandchildren?" , teach disciples and grandchildren to practice kung fu in the future."
Lu Chengwen was so depressed: "Master, that matter is too far away, let's talk about the present."
At this time, Xu Xuejiao had already changed into her own decent clothes and came out.
Like an obedient lady from a big family, she walked up to the front with her head bowed in small steps, and knelt down obediently: "Master, Xuejiao pays homage to Master."
This hatred in Lu Chengwen's heart!
[Damn girl film!What are you doing if you don't stay inside and wait around?My master is sick and you are sick too? 】
[The clothes are not adjusted, and the net socks are still worn inside! 】
Hun Tiangang was so excited: "Oh, apprentice daughter-in-law, get up quickly! Hahaha, um, what a well-behaved and sensible child!"
"Thank you, Master."
Hun Tiangang nodded: "I've decided! Cheng Wen."
"Master."
"You guys want to have a baby as soon as possible, did you hear me? I'll take the baby away when the baby is full moon, and return it to you after 18 years. I promise to train him to be full of energy, sharp in ears and eyes, superb in martial arts, and invincible in the world."
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
【I'm mad!Give birth to a child and take it away with you! ?What are you doing! ? 】
He said in his mouth, "Master is too kind to my disciples."
Turning back and glaring at Xu Xuejiao: "Go back."
"Hey, wait!" Hun Tiangang fumbled for a long time, and took out a dagger from his pocket.
The dagger is short and concise, and does not look exquisite.
"This is a unicorn dagger, it's my gift to my apprentice's wife."
Lu Chengwen reached out to take it: "I'll take it for her first."
"Go away! Give it to my apprentice's wife."
"Thank you, Master! Xuejiao wishes Master good health and eternal greenness."
"Yeah, darling, go ahead, go play. Oh yes, your underwear is at Cheng Wen's, remember to ask him later."
Xu Xuejiao blushed and suppressed a smile: "Yes, Xuejiao knows. Master sit down slowly, Xuejiao backed down."
"Ah."
Watching Xuejiao twist and turn away.
Hun Tiangang stroked his beard: "What a nice ass... What a nice girl!"
Lu Chengwen narrowed his eyes: old stuff!You almost told the truth just now, didn't you?abnormal!
Lu Chengwen said: "Master, you haven't said what kung fu you want to teach your apprentice?"
"Small monkey boxing!" Hun Tiangang said, "However, if you want to practice my kung fu, you must rebuild your muscles and bones!"
"Recast the muscles and bones?"
"Correct!"
"How to recast?"
"First, I'll break the bones of your whole body with an overwhelming force! I'll shatter the tendons of your whole body! Then I'll use the Dahuitian Pill to quickly restore you, plus my unique internal strength, the "Marrow Washing Sutra" The essence allows your whole body to heal quickly! After that, you will be a..."
"dead?"
"What do you say? Master is sure to strike! I won't kill you."
"That's the disabled?"
"I'll be disabled for a while, but I'll be fine soon."
Lu Chengwen licked his teeth: "Master, you look like this. As for me, I have very important things to do tomorrow. You broke all my bones and all my veins..."
"Shatter!" Hun Tiangang gestured with his big palm.
"Yes, yes, after this set, I'm not afraid of suffering, Master, the key is that I have to go to work tomorrow, and the work at work is much more complicated. I have become a disabled person, and many things will be delayed."
Hun Tiangang was dissatisfied: "Is it important to work with the unit, or to learn Kung Fu from me? Are you afraid of suffering?"
"No, no, absolutely not." Lu Chengwen said, "I just..."
"Nonsense! It's up to you!"
Lu Chengwen immediately felt bad, turned around and wanted to run away.
Can he escape under Hun Tiangang's hands?
Hun Tiangang grabbed him just like he was catching a chicken, and put him on the sofa without any hassle: "Disciple, bear with me, Master will torture you slowly!"
Lu Chengwen screamed: "Master! Stop, Master! Master, I am wrong!"
Hun Tiangang shouted loudly: "Overwhelming!"
Lu Chengwen's thoughts were all hopeless.
Who would have thought that the villain was shot to death by a supporting role?
I just guard against Long Aotian, but this supporting role is more ruthless than the main character!
The plot has gone to an outrageous level.
correct!
Fudo Mingo Experience Voucher!
Damn it, let's talk about it first!
Just as he was about to use his own artifact trial coupon, he heard a "hey" from Hun Tiangang.
stopped.
"Master?"
Hun Tiangang was overjoyed: "Disciple! Your bones...have been recast!?"
Lu Chengwen let out a long breath.
Damn, luckily Jiang Shihan fell asleep.Otherwise, I might die in the hands of this old lunatic today in a daze.
Fudo Mingwang experience voucher can block a blow, but you just think, with Hun Tiangang's brain, a palm can't do it
Definitely have to make another palm to see the situation.
Not to mention losing a precious life-saving experience coupon, he would be beaten into a vegetative state.
Jiang Shihan is not only her own sexy little secretary, but also her lucky little beauty!
Shihan, I love you!
Lu Chengwen cried.
Hun Tiangang pulled Lu Chengwen up, felt his upper and lower muscles, and took his pulse again: "Haha! Disciple! You are so qualified! Hmm, you are indeed born with a pair of hardened muscles and bones!"
Lu Chengwen narrowly escaped death, and smiled: "Master, don't you need to recast it?"
"No need, no need, the recasting may not be better than your current one. Eh? When we met that day, you didn't have such a good foundation? Did you worship another master? You ask him to come out, I will tell you He compares!"
Lu Chengwen hurriedly said: "No, master, you are the only master when I go to heaven and earth."
"Oh, that means you have an adventure."
"Yes, I have an adventure."
"Talk to Master."
What did Lu Chengwen say to me?I said I slept with a girl, played with my secretary, and got a reward for the side quest of reshaping my bones?
Lu Chengwen quickly changed the subject: "Master, have you looked for my brother?"
"Oh, I went to him first! He doesn't sleep in the middle of the night, he's either practicing kung fu, and I'm afraid he will go crazy if he is disturbed! Or it's just a whole room of people, men and women, discussing about conquering Syracuse together, so annoying Very. It’s not like your place, it’s clean, just you and your disciple’s wife kissing.”
Lu Chengwenxin said that it's not convenient for me to bother you, okay? ?
"Eldest senior brother's talent is better than mine, and his level is higher than mine. He needs to rebuild his muscles and bones! Master!"
Hun Tiangang was stunned: "Well, you are right. His aptitude is good, his bones and muscles have been recast before, but his recasting technique is segmented and needs to be recast repeatedly. I have to help him. "
Lu Chengwen patted his thigh and knelt down on one knee:
"Master! My disciple begs you! Help Eldest Senior Brother! He has the world in his heart, and he cares about the common people. If he doesn't get your true biography, he won't be able to complete his grand plan!"
Hun Tiangang touched Lu Chengwen's shoulder: "You can be so magnanimous and open-minded, you don't argue with the senior brother, and you persuade the master for the senior brother. The master is very touched. You are a good boy, and the master is right about you."
Lu Cheng Wenxin said:
You have to smash all my bones!Yes full!knock!broken!
Ghosts fight with him!
Hun Tiangang slapped his thigh and stood up: "Okay! I'll go to your elder brother right away and help him rebuild his bones! Help him become a hero of the generation!"
"Apprentice, on behalf of senior brother, thank Master for the grace of reinvention!"
"You wait for my good news."
After Hun Tiangang finished speaking, his figure disappeared in an instant.
"Master? Master?"
Lu Chengwen's bones were about to fall apart, and he sat directly on the sofa.
"Damn it, I'm scared to death."
Immediately lying on the sofa and laughing: "Long Aotian, Long Aotian, I gave you a big gift! You are welcome! Master will reshape your muscles and bones, and you will have a good time in the future. Hahaha!"
