Chapter 1191 No matter how funny it is, I won’t laugh

In the conference room.

Lu Chengwen said: "You two, please sit down."

Ouyang Zuoheng and Ouyang Fen looked at the chairs and shook their heads in unison: "I won't sit here anymore."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were not sure what was going on with these two people.

Both of them had beaten Ouyang Fen. One was fed diarrhea pills, and the other was beaten until he vomited shit... I thought he was here to seek revenge.

This time he didn't even sit down, and his expression was... very complicated.

The two men looked at each other, nodded slightly, and united their forces, ready to flip the table at any time... and escape.

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian were both very nervous.

It's not easy for those two either.

Lu Chengwen dismissed everyone, leaving only the three brothers and the two fathers and sons.

Sit in the center.

"Uh... this is my senior brother, Long Aotian!"

Ouyang Zuoheng quickly clasped his hands and said, "Young Master Long, heroes are born young. I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!"

Long Aotian didn't expect this!

Lao Deng is quite polite!

He quickly stood up and clasped his hands together, saying, "There have been many misunderstandings before. Please forgive me, Mr. Ouyang!"

"Alas, we are all family, it's just a misunderstanding!"

"This is my junior fellow apprentice, Zhao Ritian."

Ouang Zuoheng also smiled and said: "You are indeed a hero! You are so heroic! Nice to meet you!"

Zhao Ritian was also happy: "I beat your son to make him squirt, but I wanted him to squirt from the bottom, but the paste was too tight! Alas, it's also because I don't have enough teachers and skills, so I didn't reach that level..."

Ouyang Zuoheng quickly said: "It's OK, it's OK."

Lu Chengwen said: "You two, please sit down and talk."

The two people looked at the chair, feeling embarrassed.

But it was too awkward to stand here, so I had to sit down crookedly.

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian don’t know the situation!

What's wrong with these two? Why are they sitting crookedly, as if they are afraid to touch their buttocks to the surface of the stool?

Zhao Ritian leaned closer to Long Aotian and said, "What's going on with them? They look very strange!"

Long Aotian also moved closer to him: "I think he has hemorrhoids."

Zhao Ritian nodded to show that he understood.

Lu Chengwen said: "Big Brother, actually, Mr. Ouyang wants to ask you for something this time."

Long Aotian was stunned: "Looking for me? What's the matter?"

Lu Chengwen looked at Ouyang Zuoheng: "Mr. Ouyang, you speak for yourself."

How could Ouyang Zuoheng feel embarrassed? This kind of thing would probably make people laugh to death.

Very embarrassed: "Cheng Wen, how about you speak for us."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "This is what happened. The assholes of Ouyang and his son..."

"Cheng Wen!" Ouyang Zuoheng interrupted quickly, thinking to himself, let me say it myself, you are too direct, you don't care whether we have shame or not.

Ouyang Zuoheng said: "Uh... things are a little awkward. I have been very frank with you two. I hope you two young men, first, don't spread the news everywhere, and second, don't make fun of us father and son! Please!"

Long Aotian was excited.

Zhao Ritian was also happy.

Long Aotian said: "Don't worry, my junior brother is here, no shameful things will be made public."

Zhao Ritian didn't expect that Long Aotian would praise him. He was very surprised and delighted.

Ouyang Zuoheng held the armrest of the chair, not daring to sit firmly: "Alas, it's a bit embarrassing to talk about it now."

Long Aotian narrowed his eyes and roughly understood.

"A doctor is like a parent to his parents. Could it be that Mr. Ouyang wants me to help with the diagnosis and treatment?"

"Oh, that's right!"

Ouyang Zuoheng said: "He is indeed a wise man! Young Master Long, your reputation is well-deserved."

"Hey, since they are my junior brother's friends, we are all family. Mr. Ouyang, please feel free to tell me. Are you feeling unwell? Or is there a chronic illness in your family? Or maybe..."

"No, it's just... ahem..." Ouyang Zuoheng said, "My father and I were injured the day before yesterday. We went to a miracle doctor for treatment and the wound was sutured."

Everyone nodded together.

"But... oh, this doctor was so confused. He just said that all the wounds had to be sutured, and he really sewed them all up."

Long Aotian was stunned: "Shouldn't it be like this?"

"Yes... Logically... we should... sew up all the wounds. But... my son's..."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian stretched their necks together and pricked up their ears to listen.

Ouyang Zuo Heng gritted his teeth and said, "Let me make it clear first, you can't laugh at us!"

They both felt there was something fishy going on! A big fish!

They were so anxious that they shook their heads together: "No joke, no joke, you tell me what to say."

"My father and I...had our backs sewn up by him...that is, by him...sewed up for us."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian looked at each other, then slowly shrank back and sat on the chairs.

The expression began to change.

Long Aotian pursed his lips tightly and tried to hold back his laughter.

Zhao Ritian covered his mouth with one hand and pinched his cheeks hard, trying to endure it.

Long Aotian raised his head, looked at the ceiling, and tried hard to hold back his laughter.

Zhao Ritian lowered his head, covered his forehead with his hands, and tried his best to make his smile not too obvious.

Long Aotian took a deep breath and tried hard to control his expression!

Zhao Ritian raised his head again, shaking it from side to side, tears welling up in the corners of his eyes.

Ouyang Fen was so angry that he wanted to take action, but Ouyang Zuoheng grabbed his wrist under the table, looked at him and shook his head.

Now the only one who can remove the stitches for the father and son is Long Aotian.

Ouyang Zuoheng said: "Because the suturing technique of that miracle doctor is extremely special, ordinary doctors cannot remove the stitches. I heard that Young Master Long is a famous miracle doctor, and he must be proficient in the technique of removing stitches! Therefore, my father and I have come to ask you to remove the stitches for me and my son, so as to solve... that is... um... the cycle of the five grains..."

Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen, his face turning purple.

Zhao Ritian pinched his thigh hard, shook his head, and looked at Lu Chengwen with tears in his eyes.

Lu Chengwen looked at them with a smile.

"Don't look at me. I was laughing my ass off in the car."

Long Aotian burst into laughter!

Zhao Ritian slammed the table. “Hahahaha! Asshole! The asshole has been sewn up! Hahaha, it was covered up before, but now it’s sewn up. You two are Pixiu! Hahahaha!”

Long Aotian opened his mouth wide and wiped away his tears: "I can't remove this thread. You really have to find someone else. It's not that I'm taboo, I'm just... I'm afraid that when I see that scene, I will laugh so hard that my hands will shake... ahahahahaha..."

Zhao Ritian looked at Long Aotian: "Just tell me, is the Ouyang family talented? They can even sew a chrysanthemum! I don't even have such imagination!"

Long Aotian also looked at Zhao Ritian: "I think you are quite smart! Really! At least you won't sew up your asshole!"

"Oh my god, I'm so smart!" Zhao Ritian said, "It's just a plaything... and you dare to eat? And you dare to sit on the stool? How miserable!"

Long Aotian said: "When I mentioned hemorrhoids before, it was obvious that I was not well-informed!"

Ouyang Zuoheng stood up suddenly: "You two!"

He gritted his teeth, glared, and was furious: "My father and I are sincerely asking for help, and we are extremely sincere! How dare you two laugh at me like this! Do you really... think that I, Ouyang Zuo Heng, am easy to bully!?"

Ouyang Fen stood up suddenly, pointed domineeringly, then froze, turned back and said painfully: "Dad, I seem to... stand up too fast... the line is broken..."

Long Aotian on the opposite side laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh, and Zhao Ritian laughed so hard that he fell backwards!