Chapter 1236 Three Doors

The three people slowly got up, all of them very surprised by the changes in the surrounding environment.

Long Aotian looked around and found that it was no longer the alleyway he had been in before.

Everywhere there are... a kind of strange wall that is hard to describe in words.

Lu Chengwen looked around for a long time, biting his lip, and a familiar memory came to his mind.

Zhao Ritian got up and said with difficulty: "Fuck, I will fight you two today! The benevolent god..."

"Sh-!"

Lu Chengwen glared at him and signaled him to be quiet.

Zhao Ritian kept silent for a long time: "What are you shushing about? What are you shushing about?"

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "Don't you realize that something is wrong here?"

Zhao Ritian looked around: "Where is this?"

The three men groped their way forward for a distance and saw three small doors. Two statues stood in the partitions between the three doors.

One is a dragon statue and the other is a monkey statue.

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian both remembered some bad things, shook their heads, and thought to themselves:

Sure enough, it is a secret place.

Zhao Ritian walked over and said, "Damn! These two statues are so ugly!"

Zhao Ritian looked the ape statue up and down, patted and hit it. The dragon statue next to it opened its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian with an unhappy expression.

Zhao Ritian smiled, walked to the front of the dragon statue, walked around it, and kicked the dragon's calf from behind: "Whose dragon has legs? It's so ugly!"

The ape statue opened its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian with hatred.

Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen shook their heads silently, and neither of them reminded Zhao Ritian.

Because they all knew that someone was bound to be in trouble here.

Zhao Ritian turned around and stood between the two statues: "Hey, have you ever seen something so ugly in your life?"

Long Aotian looked away. Lu Chengwen lowered his head, took out a pack of cigarettes, handed one to Long Aotian, and the two of them smoked and chatted.

"Is Big Brother doing well lately?"

"It's OK, it's OK. How about you? Is your business good recently?"

"Just make do with it. Nothing is easy these days. Hey, your clothes are pretty nice!"

"Work clothes, aren't you wearing this too?"

"Oh, that's right..."

Zhao Ritian looked at them and said, "Are you two sick? Tell me, can we still go out?"

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian blew out smoke rings, looked at Zhao Ritian, and said together: "It depends on the opportunity, not necessarily."

Zhao Ritian put his arm on the ape statue's shoulder and made a scissors gesture: "Hey, take a picture for me!"

The ape statue looked at him and said, "Don't you think I'm ugly?"

Zhao Ritian glanced back and said: "It is very ugly. I have to say so even if you are unhappy."

Then he continued to pose: "Take a picture for me."

Then he suddenly felt something was wrong and looked back at the ape statue.

The stone eyes of the ape statue looked at Zhao Ritian as if they had a soul.

Zhao Ritian panicked.

He quickly took his arm down and took two steps back: "Fuck..."

The ape statue shook its head left and right and looked at Zhao Ritian: "New here?"

Zhao Ritian was stunned: "You can speak!?"

The ape statue said, "Can you be unhappy?"

Zhao Ritian shook his head: "Wow, if I move you out, I'm sure you can sell for a lot of money."

The dragon statue was behind him: "You stepped on my foot."

"I rely on it!"

Zhao Ritian jumped up and turned to look at the dragon statue: "You can talk too!?"

The dragon statue said with a straight face: "You said he was ugly, you are honest. You said I am ugly, do you want to be beaten?"

Zhao Ritian was almost scared to tears: "Actually, you are uglier than him!"

The dragon statue looked at Zhao Ritian: "What's your name?"

"Zhao Ritian."

"Ah?" The dragon statue was stunned for a moment: "Okay, you are new here, you can ask three questions. We will answer all your questions."

Zhao Ritian said: "Where is this?"

"Bingzhou Secret Realm."

Zhao Ritian asked the second question: "What is the secret realm for?"

The ape statue said, “Back then, the twelve ancient gods sealed their artifacts in a secret realm, waiting for the destined people in the future to come and open the secret realm, obtain the artifacts, and fight against the heavenly calamity.”

Zhao Ritian asked the third question: "Do you two have penises?"

The dragon statue and the ape statue were stunned at the same time, and then fell silent.

Zhao Ritian lowered his head and looked at the crotch of the ape statue.

The ape statue narrowed its eyes and looked at Zhao Ritian.

Long Xiang asked Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian: "Is he a fucking bastard?"

Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian said together: "Yes."

Zhao Ritian looked at the ape statue and asked, "Can you take off your pants?"

Five minutes later.

Zhao Ritian's face was bruised and swollen. He sat on the ground looking aggrieved, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes.

Long Aotian sat on the other side, trying hard to hold back his laughter, but he couldn't.

Lu Chengwen said: "Two seniors, why are we in the secret realm?"

The ape statue said: "The entrance to this secret realm is more than 500 meters underground. Thanks to you, you were able to find it. And the three stars returned to their positions, opening the secret realm. It's rare."

The dragon statue said, "Do you see these three gates? They are the gates of heaven, earth, and man."

The ape statue said, "Pick one."

Zhao Ritian: "What will happen when we go in?"

Long Xiang said: "It depends on the chance, not necessarily."

Lu Chengwen was not in a hurry this time: "Lu Chengfeng, do you know this person?"

Both the dragon statue and the ape statue were silent.

After a long while, the monkey statue said, "That's me. To be exact, it's the name of my original perfect form."

Lu Chengwen nodded: "I saw him."

"That's me." The ape-like figure raised his eyebrows: "Isn't it handsome?"

"He is handsome, but he..."

Lu Chengwen thought carefully about his words: "It's just... not quite the same as you."

"Of course it's different!" The ape said, "I only have a trace of my soul here, and what you saw is the last of his original god. Oh, don't talk so much nonsense, I've given you the artifact, what else do you want?"

"I don't have an artifact."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. We both have things to do, so just pick a door and get out."

Long Aotian stood up: "I am a child of destiny, I should enter the Heavenly Gate!"

The dragon statue said: "Think it over carefully, little ghost. Inside the Heavenly Gate, there may be... dangers everywhere."

“Hahahaha!” Long Aotian laughed loudly, “As the saying goes, fortune and honor are sought in danger. If you’re afraid, you don’t deserve to get out of here alive.”

The two stone statues gave a thumbs up together: "Good, you have guts."

Long Aotian hesitated: "From the looks on your faces, it seems like I made the wrong choice."

Zhao Ritian stood up and said, "What kind of a gifted son of heaven are you?"

Then he said to the two stone statues: "He is impotent. The chosen one of heaven cannot be impotent. I am entering the Heaven Gate. I am Zhao Ritian, so I should enter the Heaven Gate."

The dragon statue said, "Why don't you two play rock-paper-scissors. Lu Chengwen, which door do you plan to go through?"

Lu Chengwen stood up: "Which door is not dangerous?"

The ape statue asked, "Why are you so cowardly?"

"That's right!" Zhao Ritian said, "One of them is a coward, the other is incompetent, and he still spits shit. To save the world and fight against the heavenly calamity, only I can rely on it! I choose Tianmen!"

While everyone was not paying attention, Long Aotian rushed directly into the Tianmen.

The gate of heaven closed instantly and disappeared.