Chapter 1500 Li Jiarui and Ding Shiping

The woman was smoking a cigarette, her eyes were cold and intimidating.

Long Aotian became nervous, took a deep breath, clasped his hands and said, "Senior, we..."

Snapped!

With a big slap in the face, Long Aotian fell to the ground.

The woman's snow-white feet slapped the balcony's wooden floor leisurely: "Get up. I told you to get up!"

Long Aotian got up, half of his face was swollen. He pursed his lips tightly, covered his face and said nothing.

Zhao Ritian glanced at Long Aotian and finally couldn't hold back his laughter: "Impotent Long, you've become a pig-head, hahahaha!"

Snapped!

Another big slap in the face, Zhao Ritian was knocked to the ground.

Zhao Ritian got up all of a sudden, covering his face with grievance: "Why did you hit me!?"

"Huh!?" The woman, holding a cigarette in her mouth, tilted her head.

Zhao Ritian looked at her and felt a chill run down his spine. He felt a deep fear and awe that made him extremely nervous.

"I'll just ask."

The woman walked up to Lu Chengwen.

Lu Chengwen trembled: "Sister, you you you you..."

"What?" The woman's voice was low and fierce.

"so beautiful."

The woman chuckled.

In an instant, she was as beautiful as a flower, her cheeks were rosy, her eyes were full of spring, she was shy and lovely...

"Hate!"

The woman's temperament changed instantly. Her figure became soft and charming. She turned around coquettishly. Her beautiful eyes were gentle as water, yet with a hint of ambiguous reproach:

"Annoying! You!"

The man climbed up: "Honey, let's go back."

"Ah."

Walking back with the man, he casually pointed at Lu Chengwen and said, "This guy is a nice guy."

"Yes, yes, I saw him seducing you, I will kill him later."

Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian couldn't help laughing. They looked at Lu Chengwen and thought, "It's your bad luck, brother."

Lu Chengwen looked at them: "Does your face matter?"

The man and the woman went back.

The two young men came out.

One of them said, "Hey! Come on, everyone! That gentleman hasn't asked about martial arts for a long time. Finally, a guest came, so he was a little excited!"

Another said, "You can look at that beauty, but you can't use your eyes to look at her! Otherwise, our adults will dig out your eyes, understand?"

One of them said, "My name is Li Jiarui, and this is my brother Ding Shiping."

Ding Shiping said: "My name is Ding Shiping, and this is my elder brother Li Jiarui!"

The two of them said together: "We are! We will never give up until we get out of the underworld. Once we get out of the underworld, we will never give up. Don't let us get out of the underworld, otherwise no one will tolerate us (My eldest brother and I are invincible in the world, and we have seduced all the beautiful girls in the world. We use our passion and youth to do whatever we want in the underworld, stir up a storm, and conquer all the girls...)"

Lu Chengwen interrupted politely: "It's just... you said something completely different. Go back and check your words. It sounds so confusing."

Li Jiarui looked at Ding Shiping: "What did I tell you normally?!"

Ding Shiping asked, "Didn't you abandon your version?"

"What's your memory? My version sounds awesome and like a gentleman! Can you just say something like picking up girls?"

“You’re not going to tell me!?”

"Shut up!" Li Jiarui explained, "We have to learn from adults, play elegant, pretend to be upright, pretend to be righteous, pretend to be loyal, pretend to be righteous! Hook up girls secretly!"

Ding Shiping looked aggrieved: "It's too difficult, I'm afraid I can't act like one!"

“So I’ll let you learn something!”

The leader of the scattered immortals thought that he had encountered a ghost today and retreated!

He gave his brothers a look, and the seven of them instantly got up and rushed out in seven directions.

Li Jiarui and Ding Shiping acted instantly, and seven ropes instantly tied up seven people. They were all pulled back at once and fell onto the solid wood floor of the balcony.

"Knife! Knife, knife, knife!"

Li Jiarui shouted, walked up to Lao Qi, and kicked him away.

Everyone heard the sound of bones breaking! It was so frightening!

Lao Qi rolled to the side, leaning against the railing, not knowing why he was kicked.

The two little cuties squatted on the ground together and wiped the floor with their sleeves.

"It's over. It's worn out." Li Jiarui shook his head: "I'll have to wax it later."

Ding Shiping stood up and said, "My Lords and Madams love cleanliness. Everything here is made of solid wood. All the exhibits are either antiques or cultural relics, and they are all priceless. Whatever swords, spears, axes, hooks, forks, hooks, meteors, condoms, contraceptives, etc. you have on you... you must not scratch the floor and railings. Do you understand?"

Zhao Ritian turned around and asked Lu Chengwen: "What kind of weapon is a condom?"

Lu Chengwen looked at him: "It's protective gear."

Ritian was shocked: "I haven't even heard of it!"

Lu Chengwen patted his shoulder: "There will be a chance in the future."

"Will you teach me?"

Lu Chengwen shook his head: "I don't know how to use it."

"Don't be distracted!"

Li Jiarui walked over and looked at everyone: "You, ah, don't even think about running away! Aren't you going to kill our whole family? You must do this to the end!"

Ding Shiping said: "Everyone cheer up, especially you, the cripple, if you're not dead, get up!"

Li Jiarui said: "In a moment, the masters and ladies will appear again, and you must react!"

Zhao Ritian asked: "What's the reaction?!"

Li Jiarui was a little angry and asked Lu Chengwen: "Is he an idiot?"

Long Aotian answered quickly: "Yes."

Then he looked at Zhao Ritian: "You are."

Lu Chengwen said: "Brothers, it's just... we are confused now. Who is that adult? We are now..."

"Just be confused!"

Li Jiarui said: "I am still confused now!"

"I rely on!"

Ding Shiping said: "In short, extras are also actors! You have to have faith! Later, you have to act like you are seeing that handsome opening for the first time, and be surprised!"

Li Jiarui: “There’s a surprise!”

Ding Shiping: “Shocked!”

Li Jiarui: “There is worship!”

Ding Shiping: “I am touched!”

Li Jiarui: “There is awe!”

Ding Shiping: “Yes…”

Lu Chengwen interrupted: "Alright, alright, we are all veteran actors, we know, we know, we will react."

Then he turned around and said, "Everyone should get more involved in the play! You have to be immersed in the play and forget yourself."

"Yeah!"

Li Jiarui patted Lu Chengwen on the shoulder and said, "I'll leave this to you. We'll go and prepare. You're a good person. I'll leave you an intact body later."

Ding Shiping was stunned and pointed at Lu Chengwen: "He left his body intact? He is your relative? Hey, those girls are pretty good, I like them very much."

"Idiot, didn't I tell you to keep it in mind? Wait until you kill the men before you pick them up!"

"Then I want the fiercest one at the back with the biggest breasts!"

"Bullshit, that one is mine. I've already chosen it."

The two brothers walked back chatting and slipped in through the side door.

Everyone looked at Jiang Yuanshu.

Jiang Yuanshu rolled her eyes angrily.

Just as everyone was about to say something, suddenly, a cannon sounded and everyone shook!

Turning their heads, they saw the door slowly opening. Everyone opened their eyes wide, unable to believe what they saw.