Chapter 1558: A Bit Crazy Mr. Lu
Ming Disha asked, "Did you give him the stick he used?"
Li Dabai looked at Ming Disha: "That's a fucking divine weapon."
"So weak?"
Li Dabai stretched out his hand, with a scar on his palm: "I spent a lot of effort to seal more than 90% of the power of the artifact! Otherwise, if that thing is fully released, who knows what will happen. At least with his current ability, he can't control it at all."
Ming Disha was a little worried.
"His inherited power, divine weapon, and imperial fire...are all sources of power that he cannot control. This means that he could lose control at any time and could destroy himself."
Li Dabai withdrew his hand: "I used the immortal pendant to let him carefully store his ancient ape divine power, and release some of it when needed. Take a look..."
Below, Lu Chengwen was holding a big stick and beating people. The Seven Star Immortals were gathered together and beaten until they cried for their parents.
"Even if it's just a little bit, he can use it to completely defeat the Seven Star Loose Immortal."
Li Dabai said, "But there are side effects every time we use it. We don't know anything. What we can feel now is that he has to sleep for three days and three nights before waking up after using it once. God knows how much burden it will put on his fragile body if he uses it frequently."
Ming Disha nodded: "That's not right! Is he still fragile? I see he's very active in flirting with girls!"
Li Dabai looked at Ming Disha and said, "Get lost."
……
Lu Chengwen rushed to the leader of the immortals with a stick in his hand and hit him with the stick.
The leader of the scattered immortals shouted: "Ba Wang Kang Ding! Hi!"
Snapped--!
The leader of the scattered immortals had his shoulder smashed to pieces!
“Ah! Holy shit!”
The leader of the immortals was howling like a ghost.
Lu Chengwen grabbed her hair and pulled her over: "You brought six brothers to see your sister, are you here to have fun?"
The Sanxian boss' shoulder was broken, and he cried out in pain, shaking his head: "Not good!"
The second Sanxian shouted loudly: "I will fight you! Ah——!"
After saying that, he jumped up and leaped towards Lu Chengwen with a sword in hand!
Lu Chengwen stabbed him in the chest with his stick in mid-air, causing Sanxian Lao Er to spit out a mouthful of blood!
Lu Chengwen turned the stick, tangling his clothes together, then clamped the stick in his armpits and slammed it to the ground again and again!
"It's you! Damn! You have a loud voice!"
"Now! Everyone! It's fun! Right——!"
The second immortal felt that all the bones in his body were about to break. The black war cloud hit his body, crushing him with ease. He couldn't use any body protection skills, so he was really just left to fall to the ground for fun!
Sanxian Lao Er couldn't even breathe: "You...wait for me..."
Lu Chengwen raised his stick and continued to hit down:
"You still want it? Why didn't you say so earlier?"
"I want more! I want more! I want more! If you want it, just say yes. If you don't want it, just say no!"
"It's impossible that you said you wanted me but I didn't give it to you, but I still gave it to you when you didn't want it. Let's talk about reason!"
The eldest of the immortals was lying on the ground, while the heads of Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian on the other side moved up and down, up and down, up and down along with the body of the second immortal.
They all grimaced, and it looked painful to see.
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and looked at the dying Sanxian Lao Er lying on the ground: "Now I say one, two, three, you tell me clearly whether you want it or not."
The second immortal waved his hand weakly.
At this time, the third, fourth, sixth, and seventh brothers... four of them approached slowly and quietly from behind.
Zhao Ritian saw it, stood up and pointed, without waiting for anyone to speak out a word to remind him.
Lu Chengwen suddenly turned around like a tyrant and threw his long stick out with a loud bang!
Four people fell to the ground.
All four of them had their leg bones broken, and they turned around and crawled out.
Lu Chengwen walked behind and hit them one by one with a stick.
The standard is that whoever climbs faster gets shot, just like playing whack-a-mole.
He kept chattering like a machine gun:
"Wow! Damn it! You four are going to fall to the ground."
"What a scumbag! He actually attacked me from behind!"
“When you buy a car, no one teaches you the five virtues and four beauties!”
Lu Chengwen held an energy drink he had found somewhere in one hand, and with the other hand he held a stick in his armpit and started beating people.
"I should hit you! If I don't, you'll be miserable!"
"What I hate most in my life is bespectacled frogs! Do you believe I can smash your glasses?"
Then he paused and thought: "Xu Xuejiao looked sexy wearing glasses that time, I'll let her wear them next time. Wow, the episode where she treated my erectile dysfunction was really great!"
Then continue to hit.
"Of course, you wouldn't understand even if I told you these advanced plots. I played the patient and she played the doctor. Hahahaha, she is a doctor."
The four men crawled while being beaten, spitting blood, and no one could understand what Lu Chengwen was saying.
Lu Chengwen continued to slap the four of them.
"Now that sheep are cloned and farmers have genes, cash can grow out of the soil!"
"You four are like big monkeys wearing cheongsams, you can't see beauty at all! You are like a fool going to Antarctica, you can't find the north at all! You have a cerebral thrombosis and you can't do splits at all!"
"Wow, you're still crawling so fast even though you're spitting blood. Do you mind if I give you two more sticks?"
"You are different! You are just standing here pretending to be dead, you think you can fool me?"
The four people said "Hmm!" "Ah!" "Oops!" "Puff!" one after another.
Long Aotian wiped the sweat from his forehead and looked at Zhao Ritian: "Let's go."
Zhao Ritian said: "He is conscious and will not attack us."
"Can you understand what he's saying?"
Zhao Ritian said: "He is so educated, I didn't understand everything he said before!"
Long Aotian pointed at Lu Chengwen and said, "Look carefully, is his current state normal? Is it abnormal?! What do you think of him... Wait, why am I trying to persuade you?"
After saying that, he patted Zhao Ritian on the shoulder and said, "He's fine. You can wait and see."
The Sanxian boss said with difficulty: "Boss Lu, we surrender!"
Lu Chengwen swung back with his stick, sweeping the leader of the scattered immortals and sending him rolling sideways for several meters.
Then he suddenly retracted the stick, lowered his head, and looked guilty:
"I'm sorry! I embarrassed you in front of your brother!"
The Sanxian boss was lying on the ground, looking at the sky, tears streaming down his face: "Let me die, Mr. Lu, can you give us brothers a quick death?"
As soon as the fifth immortal woke up, he saw that all his brothers had been defeated.
Lu Chengwen looked at the Immortal Lao Wu and smiled with his head tilted:
"Brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
"Their play is over, it's time for us to settle the accounts just now."
Sanxian Laowu looked panicked: "No..."
"You hit my aunt, and you also hit my Liu Ruyan."
Lu Chengwen shook his head: "To use the words of today's people..."
Lu Chengwen suddenly opened his eyes wide and said excitedly: "I'm dead this time!"
Zhao Ritian was a little scared when he saw Lu Chengwen's crazy look.
"You're right, we should... Eh!? A shit-spraying dragon? Damn! We're still brothers! You have no loyalty at all!"












