Chapter 165 Sister Xuejiao Brings Equipment
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
Chen Qingbin was going crazy with anger.
"Old Lu, what's wrong with your son!? What is this!? What is this doing!? Damn! Tell me clearly!"
Lu Guanghong said in his heart, let me tell you something!
Do I know what's going on! ?The current situation is completely out of my control!
I can't do it anymore, I... I have a heart attack anyway, I'm sick, I'm really sick.
Don't worry about whether I'm pretending or not, anyway, I'm sick!
Lu Guanghong lay there pretending to be sick, but no one paid him any attention.
Who would believe him?
Besides, the two old men are too busy, protecting the phone while controlling Chen Qingbin!
Xu Zhiyun said: "Old Chen, Old Chen! Look at you, why can't you afford to play?"
Leng Tianhao also said: "That's right, my daughter just called Dad twice, and then... then don't talk about it! Don't talk about it, it's still your daughter who is fierce! Although I can't see the picture, it sounds better than me. Daughter is much warmer!"
Chen Qingbin pointed at him: "You say I've lost my face again!"
Leng Tianhao laughed, held his finger and pressed it down: "Don't, don't, what did I say when my daughter and Cheng Wen... got tired of it just now? Did I hear you from the beginning to the end?"
Xu Zhiyun also said: "Besides, your daughter is a lady, so what are you afraid of if you have a good tutor?"
Leng Tianhao: "And don't go out the door!"
Xu Zhiyun: "The second door is still not over!"
Leng Tianhao: "She just went to talk about work, right?"
Xu Zhiyun: "It's just that the type of work has been changed!"
Leng Tianhao: "This girl has no arrows to turn back after she shoots her bow!"
Xu Zhiyun: "And definitely don't turn back, good horse!"
Leng Tianhao: "A good horse needs a good saddle!"
Xu Zhiyun: "There must be good people to ride!"
These words are sarcastic, heart-wrenching words.
Chen Qingbin was trembling with anger, and finally sat on the mahjong table and slapped the table, causing the mahjong to shatter.
"I knew they hadn't broken up! How dare you lie to me! Say it's over!"
"Damn! My daughter is an enemy when she grows up! I figured it out, every family is the same! Don't care how well-behaved and obedient you were when you were young! When you grow up, hum! It's just the water that was thrown out, people from other people's family!"
"Follow your boyfriend to plot against his father, what!"
Xu Zhiyun said: "Hey, hey, old Chen, this is a big hit!"
At this moment, Xu Zhiyun is the only one here with a relatively healthy mind.
But what he doesn't know is that he won't be healthy for long either.
What he didn't even know was that today's grand finale was on him.
Xu Zhiyun held the mobile phone behind his back for protection, and began to preside over the overall situation, waving one hand to keep everyone quiet.
"Hey, hey, calm down! We are all people who have seen the world, aren't they just boys and girls, what's the fuss about it? Adolescence, ah, young people, right? At the age If you want to have a partner, isn't that normal?"
"Old Lu, wait for your heart attack first, ah, you will get sick again in a few minutes."
"Old Leng, take care of Old Chen, don't let him jump off the building."
"Old Chen, I didn't mean you. Weren't you very excited when you saw the excitement of Lao Leng's house just now? Aren't you very proud? Why can't people just look at yours?"
"Let's talk about it! It's okay! You've been young, and your daughter can still be an old girl by your side all your life? I don't think it's a big deal. The couple chatted privately together, just to adjust the mood. It doesn't mean that there is a problem with your character, and it doesn't mean that your education was unsuccessful, right?"
"As long as they actually operate... ah, control it within the comfortable and happy range of both parties, let's not get involved as old people."
"In this kind of thing, there is no such thing as who suffers and who takes advantage. Both parties are equal, and each is an adult, with physiological needs!"
"My family is engaged in medicine, and it is really more open to these things than ordinary people. We have a special research team, which researches the equipment, toys and medicines in this field, and sells them all over the world. What does this mean? All over the world Every man and woman needs it, it’s human nature! Just like eating, drinking, and going to the bathroom, it’s just a necessary physiological activity for human beings.”
"I'll tell you this! If my daughter finds a boyfriend, I won't have any psychological fluctuations at all! Why? Because it's normal! Because it... right, since ancient times, yin and yang have intercourse, men and women Complementary, human beings rely on this kind of thing to reproduce and inherit. In fact, it's the same when you look at it, whose children don't sleep with their own daughter-in-law?"
"Expand your mind! Open your mind! Anyway, I'm an enlightened person, and I'm already mentally prepared. I hope my daughter will find a boyfriend soon, and then simply move out to live with that kid, so as not to bother me at home every day!"
This old man is impassioned, making people pee!
He was spitting, just like a senior speaker, pointing out the country, eloquently, making the case clear, and exporting well...
The three old men calmed down a lot.
Lu Guanghong's heart disease was much better, and he looked at the two old men cautiously, not daring to meet their eyes.
Leng Tianhao looked at Chen Qingbin coldly, thinking he was kidding me?Your daughter can't keep up with my daughter!
My daughter is at most... almost the same!
Xu Zhiyun, a well-understood righteous and wise speaker, immediately turned into a third grandson when he heard a voice coming from the mobile phone behind him. Raised a lot, but lowered the volume: "It's coming again! It's coming again! Let's see if there are any new characters, quack quack quack!"
As soon as the mobile phone was placed on the table, the four people "calmly" came over each with their own ghosts and continued to listen.
Lu Chengwen was also careless, because he quarreled with Leng Qingqiu in the bathroom, after which Leng Qingqiu "warmly rewarded", "affectionately apologized" and "passionately admitted his mistake", so he was so excited that he forgot to hang up the phone.
Holding the phone, he was dazedly thinking about how to communicate with Chen Mengyun, but as soon as Chen Mengyun entered the room, he was in a full state, and when he saw Lu Chengwen, he began to exchange skills!
Lu Chengwen had just left a beautiful woman, and another one came. When he got excited, he threw the phone on the sofa and completely forgot about it.
At this moment, the phone is still... on the phone.
The electronic gate rang: Didi!
click!
Lu Chengwen was startled, and hurried to find his phone, but he heard a familiar voice: "Xiao Luzi? Xiaoluzi, what are you doing?"
Lu Chengwen said in his heart:
[Xu Xuejiao! ?Didn't you go on a business trip to the south?Why are you back? 】
[I rely on me, it's too lively today, isn't it?What are you doing! ? 】
Chen Mengyun's complexion turned bad instantly, but after thinking about it, he forced a smile: "I'll go and collect your underwear and socks."
"Oh! Don't use the bathroom on the first floor!"
"I'm on the third floor, what's wrong?"
"Oh, that's all right! All right."
Chen Mengyun turned around and left, feeling upset.
snort!Leng Qingqiu is annoying enough, now Xu Xuejiao is also making trouble!
Although I knew in my heart that it was impossible for a guy like Lu Chengwen to be so peaceful.
But the strength of the competitor is too strong, which really makes Chen Mengyun a little angry.
Of the four old men, three are dead.
Only Xu Zhiyun is very excited, gearing up!
"It's coming! It's coming! Listen to which character it is! So excited, aren't you excited?"
The eyeballs of the three old men would burst into flames when they saw him.
As a result, there was a clear and enchanting sound: "Xiao Luzi!"
Lu Chengwen was a little flustered, after all, there were already two beauties in this room, one on the first floor and one on the third floor.
Xu Xuejiao rushed into the living room and jumped up, straight up.
If Lu Chengwen doesn't follow her, she will fall to the ground.
Lu Chengwen hugged her, and she smiled happily: "Am I heavy?"
Lu Chengwen said, "When did you come back?"
"Just got off the plane!"
"Aren't you going home to see your parents?"
"I've been watching it for so many years, what's so good about it? Hee hee, my sister misses you! I want to kill me these days! You are a dead head, and you are not positive at all when you go home!"
Lu Chengwen put her down, and before he could speak, Zhao Gang came in from behind carrying a big bag.
"Mr. Xu, where do you put your things?"
"Take it here, take it here, put it here!"
Lu Chengwen said: "You salute so much?"
"Yes, yes, it's a salute, Zhao Gang, you go out, I didn't tell you not to come in, otherwise I will kill you! Do you understand?"
"Yes yes yes." Zhao Gang chuckled, turned and left.
"What is it? It's mysterious?"
"Our company's new product! Let me discuss it with you!"
"Product!? From the Houde Group?"
"No, it belongs to our Ninth Pharmaceutical Factory!"
"Medicine?"
Xu Xuejiao opened the bag: "Look!"
Lu Chengwen only glanced at it, then quickly grabbed both sides of the bag and closed it: "Sister, are you crazy?"
"Hahaha! For the sake of medicine, for patients, and for the benefit of the general public! We must try their...efficacy today!"
"Stop making trouble, it's all a mess!"
"Oh, I see, our little Luzi is a simple person and doesn't know much about these things! Let me introduce you to sister Xuejiao!"
"Don't, don't, don't make trouble..."
"This one is all kinds of vibrations... This one is realistic, umm, very real; this one is powerful, tsk tsk tsk, it must be crazy! And this one, this size is too big!"
Xu Xuejiao bit her finger and thought: "I don't know if I can stand it?"
Lu Chengwen threw them into the bag one by one: "Xuejiao, you're a little... I don't even know what to say about you. You just..."
"Just these!? Look down on me!?"
Xu Xuejiao opened the bag again: "This is what we do. I've never heard that the belly of the pork seller is not oily! This, you can write on my body, human body calligraphy! This, you can handcuff me, specifically Where the handcuffs are depends on your imagination; this one can be used to whip me, and this tail is a plug..."
Xu Zhiyun's face turned green!
Just about to press the hang up button, Leng Tianhao snatched the phone: "Old Xu! You have to hold on!"
"No..." Xu Zhiyun stammered: "I... I was a little carried away just now, I was wrong, brothers, I was really wrong, hurry up, shut it down, we are all very old, Don't...it's not good!"
Chen Qingbin said yes!
Good capitalization!
Just... translated into twenty languages!
Hey!Done!
From now on, none of us will laugh at anyone else.
wrong!We have to finish laughing at Xu Zhiyun before we officially tie the game.
However, judging from the current situation of this game, it is a bit difficult to tie the game, Xu Xuejiao has already gone crazy.
Although Leng Qingqiu has a high level, he doesn't have any equipment on his body.
Although Chen Mengyun's skills were six, Xu Xuejiao asked him to switch lanes.
Xu Xuejiao is amazing!
Full-level mage!
The front chest... well developed in the early stage, top-level deified equipment!
Lu Guanghong over there covered his chest: No good!I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack!
Lu Guanghongniao quietly wanted to move towards the door, but was stopped by Leng Tianhao: "Old Lu! Hey! Don't go! Come on, it's still going on!"
Lu Guanghong said in his heart that if I don't leave now, I won't be able to leave in a while!
"Old Lu, what's wrong with your son!? What is this!? What is this doing!? Damn! Tell me clearly!"
Lu Guanghong said in his heart, let me tell you something!
Do I know what's going on! ?The current situation is completely out of my control!
I can't do it anymore, I... I have a heart attack anyway, I'm sick, I'm really sick.
Don't worry about whether I'm pretending or not, anyway, I'm sick!
Lu Guanghong lay there pretending to be sick, but no one paid him any attention.
Who would believe him?
Besides, the two old men are too busy, protecting the phone while controlling Chen Qingbin!
Xu Zhiyun said: "Old Chen, Old Chen! Look at you, why can't you afford to play?"
Leng Tianhao also said: "That's right, my daughter just called Dad twice, and then... then don't talk about it! Don't talk about it, it's still your daughter who is fierce! Although I can't see the picture, it sounds better than me. Daughter is much warmer!"
Chen Qingbin pointed at him: "You say I've lost my face again!"
Leng Tianhao laughed, held his finger and pressed it down: "Don't, don't, what did I say when my daughter and Cheng Wen... got tired of it just now? Did I hear you from the beginning to the end?"
Xu Zhiyun also said: "Besides, your daughter is a lady, so what are you afraid of if you have a good tutor?"
Leng Tianhao: "And don't go out the door!"
Xu Zhiyun: "The second door is still not over!"
Leng Tianhao: "She just went to talk about work, right?"
Xu Zhiyun: "It's just that the type of work has been changed!"
Leng Tianhao: "This girl has no arrows to turn back after she shoots her bow!"
Xu Zhiyun: "And definitely don't turn back, good horse!"
Leng Tianhao: "A good horse needs a good saddle!"
Xu Zhiyun: "There must be good people to ride!"
These words are sarcastic, heart-wrenching words.
Chen Qingbin was trembling with anger, and finally sat on the mahjong table and slapped the table, causing the mahjong to shatter.
"I knew they hadn't broken up! How dare you lie to me! Say it's over!"
"Damn! My daughter is an enemy when she grows up! I figured it out, every family is the same! Don't care how well-behaved and obedient you were when you were young! When you grow up, hum! It's just the water that was thrown out, people from other people's family!"
"Follow your boyfriend to plot against his father, what!"
Xu Zhiyun said: "Hey, hey, old Chen, this is a big hit!"
At this moment, Xu Zhiyun is the only one here with a relatively healthy mind.
But what he doesn't know is that he won't be healthy for long either.
What he didn't even know was that today's grand finale was on him.
Xu Zhiyun held the mobile phone behind his back for protection, and began to preside over the overall situation, waving one hand to keep everyone quiet.
"Hey, hey, calm down! We are all people who have seen the world, aren't they just boys and girls, what's the fuss about it? Adolescence, ah, young people, right? At the age If you want to have a partner, isn't that normal?"
"Old Lu, wait for your heart attack first, ah, you will get sick again in a few minutes."
"Old Leng, take care of Old Chen, don't let him jump off the building."
"Old Chen, I didn't mean you. Weren't you very excited when you saw the excitement of Lao Leng's house just now? Aren't you very proud? Why can't people just look at yours?"
"Let's talk about it! It's okay! You've been young, and your daughter can still be an old girl by your side all your life? I don't think it's a big deal. The couple chatted privately together, just to adjust the mood. It doesn't mean that there is a problem with your character, and it doesn't mean that your education was unsuccessful, right?"
"As long as they actually operate... ah, control it within the comfortable and happy range of both parties, let's not get involved as old people."
"In this kind of thing, there is no such thing as who suffers and who takes advantage. Both parties are equal, and each is an adult, with physiological needs!"
"My family is engaged in medicine, and it is really more open to these things than ordinary people. We have a special research team, which researches the equipment, toys and medicines in this field, and sells them all over the world. What does this mean? All over the world Every man and woman needs it, it’s human nature! Just like eating, drinking, and going to the bathroom, it’s just a necessary physiological activity for human beings.”
"I'll tell you this! If my daughter finds a boyfriend, I won't have any psychological fluctuations at all! Why? Because it's normal! Because it... right, since ancient times, yin and yang have intercourse, men and women Complementary, human beings rely on this kind of thing to reproduce and inherit. In fact, it's the same when you look at it, whose children don't sleep with their own daughter-in-law?"
"Expand your mind! Open your mind! Anyway, I'm an enlightened person, and I'm already mentally prepared. I hope my daughter will find a boyfriend soon, and then simply move out to live with that kid, so as not to bother me at home every day!"
This old man is impassioned, making people pee!
He was spitting, just like a senior speaker, pointing out the country, eloquently, making the case clear, and exporting well...
The three old men calmed down a lot.
Lu Guanghong's heart disease was much better, and he looked at the two old men cautiously, not daring to meet their eyes.
Leng Tianhao looked at Chen Qingbin coldly, thinking he was kidding me?Your daughter can't keep up with my daughter!
My daughter is at most... almost the same!
Xu Zhiyun, a well-understood righteous and wise speaker, immediately turned into a third grandson when he heard a voice coming from the mobile phone behind him. Raised a lot, but lowered the volume: "It's coming again! It's coming again! Let's see if there are any new characters, quack quack quack!"
As soon as the mobile phone was placed on the table, the four people "calmly" came over each with their own ghosts and continued to listen.
Lu Chengwen was also careless, because he quarreled with Leng Qingqiu in the bathroom, after which Leng Qingqiu "warmly rewarded", "affectionately apologized" and "passionately admitted his mistake", so he was so excited that he forgot to hang up the phone.
Holding the phone, he was dazedly thinking about how to communicate with Chen Mengyun, but as soon as Chen Mengyun entered the room, he was in a full state, and when he saw Lu Chengwen, he began to exchange skills!
Lu Chengwen had just left a beautiful woman, and another one came. When he got excited, he threw the phone on the sofa and completely forgot about it.
At this moment, the phone is still... on the phone.
The electronic gate rang: Didi!
click!
Lu Chengwen was startled, and hurried to find his phone, but he heard a familiar voice: "Xiao Luzi? Xiaoluzi, what are you doing?"
Lu Chengwen said in his heart:
[Xu Xuejiao! ?Didn't you go on a business trip to the south?Why are you back? 】
[I rely on me, it's too lively today, isn't it?What are you doing! ? 】
Chen Mengyun's complexion turned bad instantly, but after thinking about it, he forced a smile: "I'll go and collect your underwear and socks."
"Oh! Don't use the bathroom on the first floor!"
"I'm on the third floor, what's wrong?"
"Oh, that's all right! All right."
Chen Mengyun turned around and left, feeling upset.
snort!Leng Qingqiu is annoying enough, now Xu Xuejiao is also making trouble!
Although I knew in my heart that it was impossible for a guy like Lu Chengwen to be so peaceful.
But the strength of the competitor is too strong, which really makes Chen Mengyun a little angry.
Of the four old men, three are dead.
Only Xu Zhiyun is very excited, gearing up!
"It's coming! It's coming! Listen to which character it is! So excited, aren't you excited?"
The eyeballs of the three old men would burst into flames when they saw him.
As a result, there was a clear and enchanting sound: "Xiao Luzi!"
Lu Chengwen was a little flustered, after all, there were already two beauties in this room, one on the first floor and one on the third floor.
Xu Xuejiao rushed into the living room and jumped up, straight up.
If Lu Chengwen doesn't follow her, she will fall to the ground.
Lu Chengwen hugged her, and she smiled happily: "Am I heavy?"
Lu Chengwen said, "When did you come back?"
"Just got off the plane!"
"Aren't you going home to see your parents?"
"I've been watching it for so many years, what's so good about it? Hee hee, my sister misses you! I want to kill me these days! You are a dead head, and you are not positive at all when you go home!"
Lu Chengwen put her down, and before he could speak, Zhao Gang came in from behind carrying a big bag.
"Mr. Xu, where do you put your things?"
"Take it here, take it here, put it here!"
Lu Chengwen said: "You salute so much?"
"Yes, yes, it's a salute, Zhao Gang, you go out, I didn't tell you not to come in, otherwise I will kill you! Do you understand?"
"Yes yes yes." Zhao Gang chuckled, turned and left.
"What is it? It's mysterious?"
"Our company's new product! Let me discuss it with you!"
"Product!? From the Houde Group?"
"No, it belongs to our Ninth Pharmaceutical Factory!"
"Medicine?"
Xu Xuejiao opened the bag: "Look!"
Lu Chengwen only glanced at it, then quickly grabbed both sides of the bag and closed it: "Sister, are you crazy?"
"Hahaha! For the sake of medicine, for patients, and for the benefit of the general public! We must try their...efficacy today!"
"Stop making trouble, it's all a mess!"
"Oh, I see, our little Luzi is a simple person and doesn't know much about these things! Let me introduce you to sister Xuejiao!"
"Don't, don't, don't make trouble..."
"This one is all kinds of vibrations... This one is realistic, umm, very real; this one is powerful, tsk tsk tsk, it must be crazy! And this one, this size is too big!"
Xu Xuejiao bit her finger and thought: "I don't know if I can stand it?"
Lu Chengwen threw them into the bag one by one: "Xuejiao, you're a little... I don't even know what to say about you. You just..."
"Just these!? Look down on me!?"
Xu Xuejiao opened the bag again: "This is what we do. I've never heard that the belly of the pork seller is not oily! This, you can write on my body, human body calligraphy! This, you can handcuff me, specifically Where the handcuffs are depends on your imagination; this one can be used to whip me, and this tail is a plug..."
Xu Zhiyun's face turned green!
Just about to press the hang up button, Leng Tianhao snatched the phone: "Old Xu! You have to hold on!"
"No..." Xu Zhiyun stammered: "I... I was a little carried away just now, I was wrong, brothers, I was really wrong, hurry up, shut it down, we are all very old, Don't...it's not good!"
Chen Qingbin said yes!
Good capitalization!
Just... translated into twenty languages!
Hey!Done!
From now on, none of us will laugh at anyone else.
wrong!We have to finish laughing at Xu Zhiyun before we officially tie the game.
However, judging from the current situation of this game, it is a bit difficult to tie the game, Xu Xuejiao has already gone crazy.
Although Leng Qingqiu has a high level, he doesn't have any equipment on his body.
Although Chen Mengyun's skills were six, Xu Xuejiao asked him to switch lanes.
Xu Xuejiao is amazing!
Full-level mage!
The front chest... well developed in the early stage, top-level deified equipment!
Lu Guanghong over there covered his chest: No good!I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack!
Lu Guanghongniao quietly wanted to move towards the door, but was stopped by Leng Tianhao: "Old Lu! Hey! Don't go! Come on, it's still going on!"
Lu Guanghong said in his heart that if I don't leave now, I won't be able to leave in a while!
