Chapter 168 He Was Really Reasonable
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Wo Shi Fen Nu
Hua Xuening seemed to be in despair, she was like a baby abandoned by her parents.
"The young master doesn't want me anymore! It's all your fault!"
Lu Chengwen turned around and moved her sword away: "Calm down first, didn't you tell you to go shopping with Sister Shihan? Why did you come back at night?"
"Can you still go shopping?"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "What did you buy?"
"I want you to take care of it!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Xue Ning! This is too much! You are now my maidservant, my guard, you have to be obedient, how you treat your young master, you should treat me with the same attitude and method! "
Hua Xuening pouted: "But...but...but people feel disgusted when they see you! I always want to stab you to death with a sword!"
The muscles on Lu Chengwen's face were twitching.
heart said:
【This girl... how cute!Why don't you turn a corner at all, so you don't have to hide your mind from her at all. 】
【She can't hide her mind either, she speaks directly when she thinks of it, and takes it seriously when she hears it. 】
[You want to stab me to death, don't you?I disagree. 】
Lu Chengwen said: "That's right... It's good for young people to have dreams, but don't rush for success."
Lu Chengwen hugged her, confiding in his heart:
"Xue Ning! Look, how about you, you have been with me for a few days, what do you think of me?"
"Rubbish."
"Trash... rubbish?"
Hua Xuening thought that Lu Chengwen didn't understand, so she explained patiently: "It's just that I look down on you, think you are disgusting and perverted, and make so many girlfriends quarrel, I wish I could stab you to death with a sword, and then make it up again sword, and then cut yours with a knife..."
"Okay, okay, I know."
"Uh..." Lu Chengwen said, "If you don't say anything else, just say I'm handsome or not!"
"ugly."
Lu Chengwen pointed to himself: "Me? I'm not much prettier than Long Aotian? I'm ugly? I... I'm ugly? Don't you know what ugly is?"
"Of course I know, our young master is good-looking, but you are ugly."
"me……"
Hua Xuening thought that Lu Chengwen didn't understand, and explained patiently again: "It's ugly, ugly, disgusting, I want to vomit when I see you, I want to beat you, lie down, step on your face with the soles of your shoes, and then press your face with a tractor. past, and..."
"Okay, okay, I understand." Lu Chengwen could only make amends by himself: "Xue Ning is still so frank, but how do I treat you? You speak with your conscience!"
Hua Xuening's bright eyes squinted 45 degrees, and thought for a while: "It seems to be okay?"
Lu Chengwen was overjoyed: "Isn't it!?"
"Yes! It's really possible!" Hua Xuening jumped and said, "You don't let me work, and I'm not polite to you at all, and you don't care about me, and you don't tell me about my I don't understand the reason."
"So!" Lu Chengwen said, "Are you happy following me?"
"unhappy."
"unhappy?"
"I still want to follow the young master." Hua Xuening lowered her head, then raised her head suddenly: "Lu Chengwen, tell me, if I cut off your head and give it to the young master, will the young master be happy, and then send me to you?" Income?"
Lu Chengwen babbled for a long time, and didn't know how to reply to her.
"Xue Ning! Do you want to go back to your young master?"
"miss you!"
"How much do you think?"
"Dreams!"
"Will you put in the effort, the hardship, the sweat, the pain and the suffering?"
"I am willing! I am willing!" He said and raised his sword: "I am willing even if I let you be hacked to death!"
Lu Chengwen pressed her sword lightly in embarrassment: "Okay! She is indeed the heroine I admire, amazing!"
"Really? Do you admire me?"
"Of course!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Think about it, what do you do to make the young master happy?"
"I don't know." When she mentioned this, she lowered her head again in frustration.
"Let me tell you an example. Your young master asked you to buy soy sauce. What should you do at this time?"
"Buy soy sauce! Buy it seriously."
"Right!" Lu Chengwen said: "However, buying soy sauce can be done by an individual, right? Even a nine-year-old child can buy soy sauce without difficulty, right?"
"um, yes."
"Let's increase the difficulty! Your young master asked you to kill a person, a bad person, a particularly bad person, what are you going to do?"
Hua Xuening pulled out her sword in a snap, her pretty eyebrows turned upside down: "Kill him!"
"Put the sword away first, I feel dizzy." Lu Chengwen said, "That's right, it's much more difficult than making soy sauce. You made soy sauce to complete the task that the young master gave, and killing a person also completed the young master's confession." task, but which of these two things do you think makes the young master happier?"
"Of course it's murder! It's so difficult!"
"That is to say, the more difficult it is for you to complete the task assigned by your young master, the happier he will be, the happier he will be, the more he will appreciate you, and the more he will feel inseparable from you, right?"
"Yes! That's the truth!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Then let's increase the difficulty! I still let you kill someone, but this person is very powerful, very very powerful..."
"I'm not afraid!" Hua Xuening drew out her sword again with a swish.
"Put it up, put it away, be good." Lu Chengwen said: "This, does it make the young master feel that he can't do without you more than if you kill an ordinary bad guy?"
"Well! That's right! Unfortunately, where can I find such a person? Oh? Are you this person?"
Hua Xuening wanted to draw her sword, but Lu Chengwen held down her little hand: "I'm not! Listen to me."
"That is to say, the more difficult the task is, the more it proves that you are good, you are capable, and you are loyal, then the young master will like you more. This is an incremental relationship, right?"
"Give... what?"
"Incremental, that is to keep...increasing, getting bigger, getting extra big... It's like the time I brought you milk tea, smoothie! Remember? There are small cups, medium cups, large cups and extra large cups..."
"Ah, I see! Soy sauce is a small cup, killing bad guys is a medium cup, killing others can't kill bad guys with strong martial arts is a big cup!"
"That's right!"
"What about the tumbler?"
Lu Chengwen smiled and pointed to himself.
Hua Xuening immediately widened her eyes and pulled out her sword: "I knew it was you!"
Lu Chengwen said: "It's not killing me! You..."
Lu Chengwen shouted: "Hand over your sword, hand over!"
"No! I have to kill you, this extra-large sand cup!"
"After listening to me, draw your sword again, okay? Leave it to me! I won't lie to you, leave it to me!"
Lu Chengwen took her sword, threw it on the sofa far away, and walked to the corridor inside with Hua Xuening in his arms.
"Xue Ning, think about it, among the tasks assigned to you by your young master, is protecting me the most difficult thing for you?"
Hua Xuening was about to cry, she nodded her head vigorously: "Yeah!"
"Isn't it the most painful!"
"Yes!"
"Did it make you feel the most uncomfortable!"
"Really are!"
"Does it mean that you are asked to kill a villain who is particularly difficult to kill? You are not afraid of martial arts masters, but if you are asked to protect me and be my maid, you find it more difficult, more painful, and more unacceptable?"
"That's right! What should I do?"
"Stupid? What did I just tell you?"
Hua Xuening began to recall by herself: "The bigger the cup..."
"It's not milk tea, it's a mission!"
"Oh, the more difficult the task, the more painful the task, the more difficult it is for others to complete..."
"How about it?"
"If I do well, the young master will be happier, trust me more, and... appreciate me!"
"So, you should..."
"I should protect you well! Take care of you! Listen to your words and be your maidservant and guard! Be loyal to you and never let anyone hurt you!"
"Even if Long Aotian came to beat me personally, you should..."
"Hack him!"
"Correct!"
"Oh! That's not right!" Hua Xuening was confused: "Why did I hack my young master to death? Wait, I'm a bit messed up, let me think about it..."
"It was our young master who asked me to protect you. If someone kills you, I have to kill him to ensure that you are fine; but if the person who wants to kill you is my young master, I have to kill you if I want to complete the young master's task." Kill my young master; but in this way, I will have no young master! But if you don’t listen to him, if you don’t protect you well, the young master will be angry, hate me, be disappointed in me, and let me go far away ;If I protect you and kill the young master, the young master will not be angry, nor disappointed, nor hate me; but...my mind is so messed up!"
"Xue Ning, there is a question here that you forgot!"
"what is the problem!?"
"Can you kill your young master?"
Hua Xuening shook her head: "I can't kill you, the young master is very powerful, much stronger than me!"
"So! If you can't kill him, if he kills me, you try to protect me. If you can't kill him, he can feel your determination, will, and powerful ability to protect me, as well as your loyalty! Yes No? Are you right!?"
"That's right! I can't kill him anyway! If he wants to kill you, I will do my best to stop him and kill him as much as possible! Because I can't kill him, but I will make him like me, recognize me, and make him like me again." I called back to be his maid, Jinwei! I understand!"
The stone in Hua Xuening's heart fell to the ground, and suddenly thought of a question: "Hey, but what if I..."
"Xue Ning, let's just think about it here!" Lu Chengwen said: "The following things are too complicated,
We just have to think clearly about the Dao in front of us, understand it thoroughly, and resolutely implement it.Neither you nor I can figure out what happened next, but only a big man like your young master can figure it out.right? "
Hua Xuening said shyly: "Forget it, you said something human."
Lu Chengwen said: "You have to believe that your young master asked you to stay and protect me because of his deep meaning. It's useless for you to worry about gains and losses, so just listen to him obediently, and now you listen to me It's fine. As for how things will develop later, your young master knows it well. Will he give you to me like a big pen and leave you alone?"
"No, no, my young master is neither evil, nor will he ignore it."
Hua Xuening let out a breath, looked back at Lu Chengwen, and patted Lu Chengwen's shoulder appreciatively: "I found that you still have some advantages!"
"Oh, you're welcome."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Xue Ning, in fact, you are not stupid at all, you are very smart."
"really?"
"Of course, you see this truth, once I say it, you will understand immediately!"
"Well, actually, I think I'm pretty smart."
"Of course!"
Hua Xuening is very satisfied with herself: "Okay! From today on, I, Hua Xuening, will be Lu Chengwen's guard and maidservant. Listen to Lu Chengwen's words and protect Lu Chengwen. Even if my young master wants to attack you, I will kill you with my arms." His determination to cut him! Eh? Where is my sword?"
Lu Chengwen stood in the living room at this time, threw Hua Xuening's sword to her, and shouted with a straight face: "Hua Xuening!"
Hua Xuening caught the sword and was taken aback.
Lu Chengwen stared: "True!"
"Oh." Hua Xuening quickly knelt down on one knee: "Xuening is here!"
Lu Chengwen said solemnly: "My first order, starting from today, in this room, no fucking swords are allowed! Did you hear me!"
Hua Xuening immediately said resolutely: "Xue Ning will follow Mr. Lu's order! Never violate it!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and muttered in a low voice: "Damn girl, why can't I mess with you?!"
"The young master doesn't want me anymore! It's all your fault!"
Lu Chengwen turned around and moved her sword away: "Calm down first, didn't you tell you to go shopping with Sister Shihan? Why did you come back at night?"
"Can you still go shopping?"
Lu Chengwen smiled: "What did you buy?"
"I want you to take care of it!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Xue Ning! This is too much! You are now my maidservant, my guard, you have to be obedient, how you treat your young master, you should treat me with the same attitude and method! "
Hua Xuening pouted: "But...but...but people feel disgusted when they see you! I always want to stab you to death with a sword!"
The muscles on Lu Chengwen's face were twitching.
heart said:
【This girl... how cute!Why don't you turn a corner at all, so you don't have to hide your mind from her at all. 】
【She can't hide her mind either, she speaks directly when she thinks of it, and takes it seriously when she hears it. 】
[You want to stab me to death, don't you?I disagree. 】
Lu Chengwen said: "That's right... It's good for young people to have dreams, but don't rush for success."
Lu Chengwen hugged her, confiding in his heart:
"Xue Ning! Look, how about you, you have been with me for a few days, what do you think of me?"
"Rubbish."
"Trash... rubbish?"
Hua Xuening thought that Lu Chengwen didn't understand, so she explained patiently: "It's just that I look down on you, think you are disgusting and perverted, and make so many girlfriends quarrel, I wish I could stab you to death with a sword, and then make it up again sword, and then cut yours with a knife..."
"Okay, okay, I know."
"Uh..." Lu Chengwen said, "If you don't say anything else, just say I'm handsome or not!"
"ugly."
Lu Chengwen pointed to himself: "Me? I'm not much prettier than Long Aotian? I'm ugly? I... I'm ugly? Don't you know what ugly is?"
"Of course I know, our young master is good-looking, but you are ugly."
"me……"
Hua Xuening thought that Lu Chengwen didn't understand, and explained patiently again: "It's ugly, ugly, disgusting, I want to vomit when I see you, I want to beat you, lie down, step on your face with the soles of your shoes, and then press your face with a tractor. past, and..."
"Okay, okay, I understand." Lu Chengwen could only make amends by himself: "Xue Ning is still so frank, but how do I treat you? You speak with your conscience!"
Hua Xuening's bright eyes squinted 45 degrees, and thought for a while: "It seems to be okay?"
Lu Chengwen was overjoyed: "Isn't it!?"
"Yes! It's really possible!" Hua Xuening jumped and said, "You don't let me work, and I'm not polite to you at all, and you don't care about me, and you don't tell me about my I don't understand the reason."
"So!" Lu Chengwen said, "Are you happy following me?"
"unhappy."
"unhappy?"
"I still want to follow the young master." Hua Xuening lowered her head, then raised her head suddenly: "Lu Chengwen, tell me, if I cut off your head and give it to the young master, will the young master be happy, and then send me to you?" Income?"
Lu Chengwen babbled for a long time, and didn't know how to reply to her.
"Xue Ning! Do you want to go back to your young master?"
"miss you!"
"How much do you think?"
"Dreams!"
"Will you put in the effort, the hardship, the sweat, the pain and the suffering?"
"I am willing! I am willing!" He said and raised his sword: "I am willing even if I let you be hacked to death!"
Lu Chengwen pressed her sword lightly in embarrassment: "Okay! She is indeed the heroine I admire, amazing!"
"Really? Do you admire me?"
"Of course!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Think about it, what do you do to make the young master happy?"
"I don't know." When she mentioned this, she lowered her head again in frustration.
"Let me tell you an example. Your young master asked you to buy soy sauce. What should you do at this time?"
"Buy soy sauce! Buy it seriously."
"Right!" Lu Chengwen said: "However, buying soy sauce can be done by an individual, right? Even a nine-year-old child can buy soy sauce without difficulty, right?"
"um, yes."
"Let's increase the difficulty! Your young master asked you to kill a person, a bad person, a particularly bad person, what are you going to do?"
Hua Xuening pulled out her sword in a snap, her pretty eyebrows turned upside down: "Kill him!"
"Put the sword away first, I feel dizzy." Lu Chengwen said, "That's right, it's much more difficult than making soy sauce. You made soy sauce to complete the task that the young master gave, and killing a person also completed the young master's confession." task, but which of these two things do you think makes the young master happier?"
"Of course it's murder! It's so difficult!"
"That is to say, the more difficult it is for you to complete the task assigned by your young master, the happier he will be, the happier he will be, the more he will appreciate you, and the more he will feel inseparable from you, right?"
"Yes! That's the truth!"
Lu Chengwen said: "Then let's increase the difficulty! I still let you kill someone, but this person is very powerful, very very powerful..."
"I'm not afraid!" Hua Xuening drew out her sword again with a swish.
"Put it up, put it away, be good." Lu Chengwen said: "This, does it make the young master feel that he can't do without you more than if you kill an ordinary bad guy?"
"Well! That's right! Unfortunately, where can I find such a person? Oh? Are you this person?"
Hua Xuening wanted to draw her sword, but Lu Chengwen held down her little hand: "I'm not! Listen to me."
"That is to say, the more difficult the task is, the more it proves that you are good, you are capable, and you are loyal, then the young master will like you more. This is an incremental relationship, right?"
"Give... what?"
"Incremental, that is to keep...increasing, getting bigger, getting extra big... It's like the time I brought you milk tea, smoothie! Remember? There are small cups, medium cups, large cups and extra large cups..."
"Ah, I see! Soy sauce is a small cup, killing bad guys is a medium cup, killing others can't kill bad guys with strong martial arts is a big cup!"
"That's right!"
"What about the tumbler?"
Lu Chengwen smiled and pointed to himself.
Hua Xuening immediately widened her eyes and pulled out her sword: "I knew it was you!"
Lu Chengwen said: "It's not killing me! You..."
Lu Chengwen shouted: "Hand over your sword, hand over!"
"No! I have to kill you, this extra-large sand cup!"
"After listening to me, draw your sword again, okay? Leave it to me! I won't lie to you, leave it to me!"
Lu Chengwen took her sword, threw it on the sofa far away, and walked to the corridor inside with Hua Xuening in his arms.
"Xue Ning, think about it, among the tasks assigned to you by your young master, is protecting me the most difficult thing for you?"
Hua Xuening was about to cry, she nodded her head vigorously: "Yeah!"
"Isn't it the most painful!"
"Yes!"
"Did it make you feel the most uncomfortable!"
"Really are!"
"Does it mean that you are asked to kill a villain who is particularly difficult to kill? You are not afraid of martial arts masters, but if you are asked to protect me and be my maid, you find it more difficult, more painful, and more unacceptable?"
"That's right! What should I do?"
"Stupid? What did I just tell you?"
Hua Xuening began to recall by herself: "The bigger the cup..."
"It's not milk tea, it's a mission!"
"Oh, the more difficult the task, the more painful the task, the more difficult it is for others to complete..."
"How about it?"
"If I do well, the young master will be happier, trust me more, and... appreciate me!"
"So, you should..."
"I should protect you well! Take care of you! Listen to your words and be your maidservant and guard! Be loyal to you and never let anyone hurt you!"
"Even if Long Aotian came to beat me personally, you should..."
"Hack him!"
"Correct!"
"Oh! That's not right!" Hua Xuening was confused: "Why did I hack my young master to death? Wait, I'm a bit messed up, let me think about it..."
"It was our young master who asked me to protect you. If someone kills you, I have to kill him to ensure that you are fine; but if the person who wants to kill you is my young master, I have to kill you if I want to complete the young master's task." Kill my young master; but in this way, I will have no young master! But if you don’t listen to him, if you don’t protect you well, the young master will be angry, hate me, be disappointed in me, and let me go far away ;If I protect you and kill the young master, the young master will not be angry, nor disappointed, nor hate me; but...my mind is so messed up!"
"Xue Ning, there is a question here that you forgot!"
"what is the problem!?"
"Can you kill your young master?"
Hua Xuening shook her head: "I can't kill you, the young master is very powerful, much stronger than me!"
"So! If you can't kill him, if he kills me, you try to protect me. If you can't kill him, he can feel your determination, will, and powerful ability to protect me, as well as your loyalty! Yes No? Are you right!?"
"That's right! I can't kill him anyway! If he wants to kill you, I will do my best to stop him and kill him as much as possible! Because I can't kill him, but I will make him like me, recognize me, and make him like me again." I called back to be his maid, Jinwei! I understand!"
The stone in Hua Xuening's heart fell to the ground, and suddenly thought of a question: "Hey, but what if I..."
"Xue Ning, let's just think about it here!" Lu Chengwen said: "The following things are too complicated,
We just have to think clearly about the Dao in front of us, understand it thoroughly, and resolutely implement it.Neither you nor I can figure out what happened next, but only a big man like your young master can figure it out.right? "
Hua Xuening said shyly: "Forget it, you said something human."
Lu Chengwen said: "You have to believe that your young master asked you to stay and protect me because of his deep meaning. It's useless for you to worry about gains and losses, so just listen to him obediently, and now you listen to me It's fine. As for how things will develop later, your young master knows it well. Will he give you to me like a big pen and leave you alone?"
"No, no, my young master is neither evil, nor will he ignore it."
Hua Xuening let out a breath, looked back at Lu Chengwen, and patted Lu Chengwen's shoulder appreciatively: "I found that you still have some advantages!"
"Oh, you're welcome."
Lu Chengwen smiled: "Xue Ning, in fact, you are not stupid at all, you are very smart."
"really?"
"Of course, you see this truth, once I say it, you will understand immediately!"
"Well, actually, I think I'm pretty smart."
"Of course!"
Hua Xuening is very satisfied with herself: "Okay! From today on, I, Hua Xuening, will be Lu Chengwen's guard and maidservant. Listen to Lu Chengwen's words and protect Lu Chengwen. Even if my young master wants to attack you, I will kill you with my arms." His determination to cut him! Eh? Where is my sword?"
Lu Chengwen stood in the living room at this time, threw Hua Xuening's sword to her, and shouted with a straight face: "Hua Xuening!"
Hua Xuening caught the sword and was taken aback.
Lu Chengwen stared: "True!"
"Oh." Hua Xuening quickly knelt down on one knee: "Xuening is here!"
Lu Chengwen said solemnly: "My first order, starting from today, in this room, no fucking swords are allowed! Did you hear me!"
Hua Xuening immediately said resolutely: "Xue Ning will follow Mr. Lu's order! Never violate it!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and muttered in a low voice: "Damn girl, why can't I mess with you?!"
