Chapter 2011 Did I laugh out loud?

Jiang Shang stood on the edge of the high platform, majestic and domineering, holding a wine glass.

"Earthly Fiend Lord, this is a matter for the Jiang family, it has nothing to do with you, right? Are you thinking that the Jiang family can't handle things properly by barging in like this?"

Ming Di Sha turned around and shouted, "He slept with my wife! How can I not make trouble for him? What, you slept with my wife too?"

"you……"

One sentence left Jiang Shang speechless.

The key is to keep your mind sharp.

It's just... you can't really verbally shut him down, but you can't stay silent and show the Jiang family's courage and determination, and you also have to... clarify that you didn't sleep with his wife, isn't that weird...?

"Old man... watch your words!"

"I know it has nothing to do with you, it's just that he was sleeping."

"How am I supposed to sleep at my age?"

"My goodness, Li Dabai is even older than you, and he has eight wives and is still having affairs! Who can say for sure?"

Jiang Bo took the opportunity to quickly recover his breathing.

To be honest, he himself realized that if he kept fighting, he would most likely lose.

He glanced at his brothers, nodded to Jiang Yuanshan and Jiang Yuanzheng to indicate that he was alright. The two brothers nodded in return, then looked at Ming Disha, a feeling of gratitude rising in their hearts.

The rat head was furious!

If it were any other person, they would still have some sense of shame, wouldn't they?

If it were the old medicine master standing here, he would never allow anyone to cause trouble. It would definitely be a one-on-one fight between you and me, or even if you had any brothers, he would call as many as he could. He would take down all of you by himself today!

But Ming Di Sha... he... has absolutely no logic, he just spouts nonsense without thinking.

"Earthly Fiend Lord, you're clearly trying to help the Jiang family, aren't you?"

"I'll help them?! Hahahaha! If it weren't for Lu Chengwen being their son-in-law today, and if I were Lu Chengwen's senior apprentice, I wouldn't even have gotten a chair. When the Jiang family was chasing me and hacking at me, you were still playing in the mud!"

"Then why are you doing this!?"

"To uphold my masculine dignity! You slept with my wife, is that a small matter?"

"You...you...who can prove it!? Who!"

Ming Di Sha pointed his thumb behind him: "Lu Chengwen said it."

The rat raised its head and looked at the high platform.

Lu Chengwen, holding a wine glass, laughed loudly: "Big rat, accept your fate. Today, the Jiang family should have taken you in, but you, of all people, slept with my martial uncle's wife, who is my martial aunt!"

"Lu Chengwen! What evidence do you have?! You're just spouting nonsense!"

"Evidence?! You forgot? We slept together!"

Ming Di Sha turned to look at Lu Chengwen: "Are you sick?"

Lu Chengwen said, "But at the last moment I backed down because I am a person of impeccable moral character!"

Ming Di Sha pointed at Lu Chengwen and said to the Rat Head, "What else do you have to say?"

The rat was so angry that his hand gripping the knife handle trembled.

"Are you just being unreasonable and deliberately trying to help the Jiang family out of this predicament?"

Jiang Bozheng felt he had recovered enough: "Senior, please take your seat and have a drink. I will deal with this scoundrel in one go."

"No way! I still need to go clubbing!"

How could Jiang Bozheng possibly understand that?

"Bouncing...clubbing?"

Jiang Bo was completely bewildered; the whole thing didn't make any sense!

Looking back at the podium, I wondered who directed this whole thing; it was outrageous!

However, it really helped me a lot.

So far, my performance has been that I've fought my opponent to a standstill, without being at a disadvantage at all. I've used righteous techniques to suppress all of my opponent's sinister moves... You could say it's a pretty impressive 50/50 fight.

Jiang Shang appeared extremely upset, irritable, depressed, and unhappy... very unhappy.

"Lord of the Earthly Fiends, stop making a scene. If you continue like this, all the heroes in the world will think that our Jiang family is bullying people."

Ming Di Sha said, "Jiang Shang, I don't care what people in the world think of you, I just thought of a tune."

"What...what?"

My girlfriend got married, but I'm not the groom!

Lu Chengwen suppressed a laugh, while Jiang Yuanshu, who was beside him, hooked her arm around his: "What is Grandmaster talking about?"

Lu Chengwen leaned close to her ear and said, "Bullshit, he just wants to mess with the big rat."

Jiang Yuanshu blushed and slapped Lu Chengwen's arm: "You're so bad."

Lu Chengwen pinched her chin: "I'm just worried about you."

"Hate."

"Okay, okay, I hate it, I hate it the most, oh my god, I hate it so much..."

"Ugh, you're so annoying, I'm going to strangle you..."

Jiang Shang was too lazy to listen, didn't want to listen, and wanted to rip out whatever he heard.

He deliberately spoke loudly: "Earthly Fiend Lord, his target is the Jiang family. Please allow our Jiang family to handle this matter ourselves."

"I don't care who his target is, my target is him!"

Rat Head pointed at Lu Chengwen and cursed, "Lu Chengwen! Did you instigate this?! It must have been you!"

"Big brother! It's my martial uncle! Others may not know, but you should, right? The most shameless, most unscrupulous, most despicable, and most wicked person in the world... a super scumbag that comes along once in five hundred years. Whatever he wants to do, who among us can stop him? Who can control him?"

"Back then, even when the five old men arrested him, he refused to repent. Now that he's this old, do you really think he's a saint, putting on a show for you? Let me tell you clearly, my uncle has absolutely no shame!"

"Who is the best in the world? Whoever is shameless is the best in the world!"

Ming Di Sha turned around and gave Lu Chengwen a thumbs up: "You just wait!"

Lu Chengwen pointed at him, pounded his chest, and shouted loudly, his voice echoing through the sky: "Double the price for the little girl!"

Ming Di Sha turned around and roared, "I'll kill you!"

The rat was completely bewildered! And so furious it was utterly senseless!

He roared, "You've gone too far! You're bullying us!"

Jiang Yuanzheng quickly pulled Jiang Bozheng away, while Jiang Bozheng was still in a daze: "I...I still have to kill him..."

"Forget it, brother, the Earthly Fiend Lord has already taken his place. There's nothing we can do to stop him. Another day, ah, another day..."

Jiang Yuanshan looked at Lu Chengwen, let out a breath, and felt a sense of gratitude towards Lu Chengwen.

The rat-headed man roared, "Jiang Shang! You're no hero! Is this how your Jiang family treats challengers who come to your door? Do you even care about the dignity of martial artists?! Do you even care about the reputation of the number one family?!"

Jiang Shang finally smiled.

The way Ming Di Sha is used is fucking awesome!

What a wonderful imagination! I never imagined that Ming Di Sha would become so adorable.

That's amazing! Genius!

He turned around, unable to suppress his smile, but still stubbornly maintained his composure.

"Oh dear, this Earthly Fiend is really... mmm..."

He told himself to hold it in and not to laugh.

"Isn't this just making things worse! My eldest son was playing perfectly fine, and then he just barged in like that... You tell me... umm..."

Don't laugh! Don't laugh! Hold it in! So many people are watching!

"It's so embarrassing for us. If the foreigners next door see this, they'll think we can't beat them... Ugh..."

Damn it, did I laugh out loud?