Chapter 2017 The Eternal Old Man 2 Li Dabai

Lu Chengwen poured more wine, and once it was poured, he picked up a piece of food and started eating.

The two men looked at each other and smiled.

The rat-headed man laughed loudly: "President Lu, there aren't many people who dare to sit with me, drink and eat meat, and chat and laugh."

Lu Chengwen turned around and waved his hand: "The people gathered here are all heroes of the world, each with superb martial arts skills and extraordinary courage. I think if each of them came over and had a drink with you, you would be drunk."

Lu Chengwen's words had a double meaning.

It flattered everyone and also implied a significant disparity in strength.

"What can't you understand, Rat Head?" (Laughs heartily)

"Mr. Lu, you should worry about yourself instead of me."

"What am I afraid of!"

Lu Chengwen poured himself a drink, looking relaxed and casual.

"Didn't you hear what Senior Li Dabai just said? Even if I caused a huge mess, he would still help me smooth things over."

"Hahaha! Li Dabai... Hahahaha, Li Dabai, hmm, you two are quite alike. Two lecherous scoundrels, decades ago he stirred up the martial world, leaving behind a false reputation, claiming to have retired, but in reality he was robbed of his body by women. Now, well, he has a successor, hahahaha..."

Lu Chengwen looked displeased: "If you want to humiliate me, I dare not object. But Senior Da Bai is an elder I respect very much. Please be careful with your words."

"Oh? He still deserves respect?"

"Senior Li Dabai is the best in the world at martial arts! He just said that."

"Hahaha, he really is the best in the world! When he sparred with your master, he was already sweating profusely and panting heavily before the 100th move was over. After the 300th move... if your master hadn't given him face, he probably would have lost everything."

"you……"

Lu Chengwen was about to get up, but then sat down again, smiling as he said, "That's for sure. My master's martial arts are unmatched in the world. Although Senior Da Bai is slightly inferior in martial arts, he is proficient in all his other skills, specializing in every one of them, reaching the pinnacle in every one of them, and standing out from the crowd in every one of them! Take playing chess, for example..."

"He lost utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly—it's beyond words to describe how utterly miserable he was!"

The rat-headed man said, "Back then, when he played chess with Antarctica, he boasted so much that it shook the mountains. He even invited all the masters in the martial arts world to come and watch, betting on a father-son game with Antarctica. And what happened? Antarctica held back and didn't use his full strength, winning easily. Afterwards, he patted his behind and denied everything, running off with a woman! Hey, he's the kind of guy who can afford to gamble but can't afford to lose. He boasted and then cheated. That's him."

Lu Chengwen pursed his lips, looking unconvinced: "Then he has a great capacity for alcohol! The number one heavy drinker in the martial arts world, the top wine immortal in the four seas, there's no doubt about that, right?"

Rat Head spat out a mouthful of wine on the ground: "Pah! Who told you that? Himself? He's talking about Old Wine Jar! He was the one who bragged back then, saying he was the best drinker in the world and could drink with Old Wine Jar! And what happened?"

"He peed, slept, and then drank again after waking up, and he vomited seven times! A total of seven times!"

"The old wine jar advised him to give up, but he thought the old wine jar was also about to die, so he insisted on continuing to fight! As a result, he raised fish in every wine jar."

"He drank too much and started acting crazy. He peed in the pond, saying the whole pond was full of his wine! He jumped in to drink and almost drowned! A group of girls pulled him out. The next day he still denied it, saying he blacked out. Go back and ask him if that's true!"

Lu Chengwen stammered for a long time, then, furious, he said, "Then he... then he..."

"Stop calculating! He lost to Old Fishing at fishing, and before leaving, he defecated in Old Fishing's pit; he lost to Ming Di Sha in lightness skill, and when he couldn't catch up, he said he had a stitch in his side and asked Ming Di Sha to come and help him. Then, when his sneak attack failed, he said Ming Di Sha's shoes were the advantage, that he slept with too many women last night and his legs were weak, and that he wasn't wearing shoes at the peak and was just rummaging around..."

"Comparing himself to that old medicine pot in alchemy, does he even know how to make pills? He knows nothing! Right! He farted into that old medicine pot's alchemy furnace, and the fart caught fire, burning a huge hole in his pants and burning his buttocks red. He couldn't sit on a stool for half a month. Did he tell you about this?"

Lu Chengwen shook his head: "No, no."

"Of course he didn't! The old medicine maker kindly gave him a plaster and told him to put it on, saying he'd be better that day. But he insisted he was fine and wanted to make his own medicine. As a result, he picked the wrong two ingredients, and after taking it, he had diarrhea and pus coming out of his anus, which smeared all over the old medicine maker's kang (heated brick bed) in the west wing. He didn't tell you about this, did he?"

Lu Chengwen was speechless for a long time.

"Fine, so you look down on him that much."

"It's not that I look down on him, it's that nobody in the entire martial arts world respects him."

The rat-headed man became happier and happier as he spoke.

These old stories excited him immensely, and combined with the effects of alcohol and the joy of bragging to young people, wow!

"He thinks he's handsome? What a joke! He even said I'm too ugly to take off my mask. I'll scare him to death if I take it off!"

"Look at how this family is showing off when he comes out! Rose petals, music, and he's with a woman. Who would make an entrance like that?"

Lu Chengwen muttered, "Any normal person would have to wear a rat mask, right?"

"Eh!?"

The rat-headed man said, "I had no choice! I have my own style!"

"But they have their own unique characteristics!"

"What do you mean by 'special'? I think he's just a pervert! At his age, he's still so shameless. At his age, he doesn't even have a beard, and he has eight wives at home while still showing off his mistresses in public. If he had any shame or any sense of decency, would he do something like this?"

Lu Chengwen raised a glass and said, "You're something else. I admit defeat. I can't argue with you."

"Hahaha! Kid, you're still too green to mess with me! Ahahaha..."

Lu Chengwen put away his wine glass and turned to walk back.

……

main table.

Jiang Yuanzheng poured wine for Li Dabai: "Senior Dabai, you're late!"

Li Dabai took out a cigar: "Do I have a habit of arriving early?"

Li Jiarui quickly lit it for him.

Rose's eyes lit up: "Wow, Big White, you're so handsome! Everyone in the martial arts world gives you face!"

Li Dabai smiled smugly:

"That brat Jiang Shang, I painstakingly slept out of that thief's den back then... and rescued him! I was young then, and my kung fu wasn't great, but I was tough!"

Li Dabai pursed his lips menacingly, waving his cigar in front of him: "My brother's son, that's my own nephew! He's doing things in my name, and anyone who doesn't give him face is disrespecting me, Li Dabai! Anyone whose words I don't like, I won't give them any face either!"

"Who in the martial arts world doesn't know my name, Li Dabai? Do you dare to touch the Jiang family? Do you dare to touch the Jiang family? Do you dare?"

Xiaoli said with disgust, "I belong to the Jiang family, so put your cigarettes over there!"

Jiang Yuanzheng was embarrassed: "Yes, yes, this... everyone in the martial arts world knows that whoever follows Senior Da Bai has bought a lifetime of retirement insurance."

Li Dabai said, "In this martial world, who dares to say a single word about me! Just half a word! I don't like to hear anything that I find offensive..."

He looked around sternly, then tapped the table with one finger: "I'll make sure he regrets it!"

Lu Chengwen squeezed in: "Senior Da Bai, aren't you being a bit too assertive?"