Chapter 2031 I'm a Good Person

After Lu Chengwen produced four flowers, Liu Yao completely collapsed.

Yes, he defecated.

He couldn't control his sphincter, and he urinated and defecated.

Everyone in the room was shocked.

Most people have no idea what happened.

Previously, Liu Yao had arrogantly walked towards Lu Chengwen, as if he could end the battle with a single strike.

But... why did Liu Yao suddenly start crying? And... why did everything inside her body start to come out?

The old herbalist said loudly, "Cheng Wen, that's enough."

Lu Chengwen turned to look at the old herbalist.

【You think you can just say it's okay? Who do you think you are?!】

Besides, is this thing something I can control? I can only activate it passively!

This bastard knows the Black Death Technique, but he claims it's the Death-Defying Technique. Didn't you teach him that? I don't believe it!

[You old fogies, just how many tricks have you been up to?! Are you kidding me?!]

【I'll scare your grandson to death today! Just kidding!】

The little monkey chuckled.

Jiang Yuanshu looked at the little monkey: "What's wrong?"

“My brother suppresses people like him with his bloodline, no problem.”

Jiang Yuanshu nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite.

At this moment, the old medicine man waved his sleeve, trying to interrupt Lu Chengwen, but the Heavenly Martial Ancestor instantly intervened and stopped Huang Tianyao.

The old patriarch chuckled and said, "You old medicine pot, you've taught him quite a bit, haven't you?"

The old herbalist smiled and said, "I didn't teach him; he couldn't have figured it out himself."

"Oh?" the old ancestor asked, "At most, how many flowers can he produce?"

The old man looked at Tianwu Ancestor and said, "Just four."

"you are lying!"

Ancestor Tianwu said, "He can bloom seven flowers, can't he!?"

The old herbalist said, "No one in the world can bloom seven flowers."

"Then let him continue! I want to see!"

Over there, Lu Chengwen comforted Liu Yao.

She rubbed his back and said, "It's alright, it's alright, don't cry, it's all over now, it's all over, it's okay, it's okay, be good..."

Liu Yao looked up, her face streaked with tears, her chin trembling so much she could barely speak: "I'm so scared..."

"Okay, don't be afraid, be good, I won't take you away."

"you swear."

"Okay, okay, I swear, you need to listen to some cheerful music, change into a new outfit, and enjoy a hearty breakfast... to ease your inner fear."

"Who are you?"

"Lu Chengwen, the eldest son of the Lu family, son-in-law of the Jiang family, and disciple of the Heavenly Gang Sect."

Liu Yao looked at Lu Chengwen and nodded absentmindedly: "In the whole world, only you are worthy of being called the Monkey King."

"I know."

"I wish you a long and happy marriage and many children."

"Thank you."

"From now on, I will go forward without hesitation and do anything for you, even at the cost of my life."

"understood."

"Anyone who opposes you from now on will have to step over my dead body first!"

"Okay, okay..."

"As long as it is..."

"Are you fucking done yet?!"

Liu Yao pouted, looking aggrieved: "You were mean to me! Waaah..."

Lu Chengwen shook his head: "What you need most right now is... to go to the bathroom and change your pants."

At this moment, Zhao Ritian had several pairs of pants draped over his arm. He stood in the middle of the field, one hand to his mouth, and said, "Pants! Newly stolen pants! Cheap! Anyone want to buy them? Fifty...five hundred yuan a pair!"

Long Aotian shook his head at Zhao Ritian: "Idiot, even if you give him a chance, he won't make any money."

……

forest.

The rat's head lay on the ground, coughing up large amounts of blood.

The mask had been knocked off, and the person was completely unable to move.

Looking up at the sky, he saw that the tree trunks all around him were filled with experts from the Bai family, all wearing snow-white cloaks, standing on the trees and looking down at him.

"No...impossible..."

White Tooth's gaze remained calm. He wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and took a breath: "Nothing is impossible. It's just that you lack experience."

The rat-headed creature was unwilling to accept defeat: "Ha, to be defeated by a junior..."

"You still don't understand."

White Tooth took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood from the back of his hand.

"What defeated you was genius, not seniority. A so-called genius is someone who cannot be understood according to your understanding of cultivation time, seniority, or sect. If my strength could be judged and predicted using your rules and standards, then why should I be called a once-in-a-century genius in the martial arts world?"

At that moment, a person suddenly landed, carrying a knife: "It really is you, White Teeth."

White Tooth turned around and smiled slightly: "Tiger Hall. Did Elder Yao send you?"

“I saw that girl impersonating you again, so I knew you were nearby.”

Jiang Xiaohu glanced at the rat head: "It was him. Such a grand gesture, why didn't you invite me?"

With a slight smile, Bai Menya walked up to Jiang Xiaohu, put a hand on his shoulder, and coughed twice with his head down: "I don't want you to show your true strength now. Keep your trump card; it will be very useful in the future."

Jiang Xiaohu frowned: "Are you injured?"

"This person is also a legendary figure. Do you really think he's so easy to deal with?"

Jiang Xiaohu gritted his teeth: "Go back quickly."

White Tooth shook his head: "There are still people."

"Is there anyone else?"

White Tooth took a deep breath: "Earthly Fiend Lord, come out."

Suddenly, a mound of earth was pushed aside, and Ming Di Sha, covered in dust, shook his head, grinned with a dusty face, and said, "Wow, that's impressive! White Teeth, you're even more impressive than your grandpa and your dad!"

White Tooth said, "Earthly Fiend Lord, you wouldn't happen to be here to rescue someone, would you? I won't give you any face."

"No!"

Ming Di Sha said, "Li Da Bai let him go to save face for the Five Elders. They are old and, knowing his identity, they were reluctant to kill him. They just wanted to keep him alive to ask him about the situation. I don't have a deep relationship with him."

"Oh, then you can go."

"Hey! Don't be so cold!"

Ming Di Sha emerged from the ground, and all the experts of the Bai family looked at each other in disbelief. This person had been lurking for so long, yet no one except Bai Menya had noticed him.

Ming Di Sha said, "The Five Elders will not allow you to interrogate him."

White Tooth said, "There are no five old men here."

"wrong!"

Ming Di Sha said, "There is one."

The rat-headed creature exclaimed in alarm, "Impossible! Impossible! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

At this moment, someone shouted angrily, "You beast! Come with me!"

White Teeth gritted his teeth and was about to rush over to snatch the person when Ming Di Sha instantly grabbed him: "No, give me some face!"

White Tooth roared, "Get out of my way!"

"Hey, you're all guys here, let him finish his interrogation first..."

Jiang Xiaohu rushed over instantly: "Senior, leave him here!"

boom--!

A wine jar exploded instantly, and a huge fireball spread outwards.

An aged but firm voice, full of vigor:

"Patriarch Bai, Tiger Lord, I'm so sorry! I'll take this wicked disciple back for questioning first, and I'll definitely give you all an explanation! Farewell!"

White Tooth roared, "Taking advantage of someone's unpreparedness! You shameless bastard!"

Mingdi pulled him away, saying, "Forget it, they're all bastards, everyone in the martial arts world knows that."

White Fang glared at Ming Di Sha: "You too!"

Ming Di Sha looked bewildered: "I'm a good person!"